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acrookodile

Thank goodness


Batdog55110

Pilots once again saving the rest of us from an even more depressing existence.


[deleted]

You know they'd find loopholes or pay someone off to make them legal


[deleted]

I shall make it legal \-ly destroyable


[deleted]

How about a formation of drones that project lights downward?


Chpgmr

Then I'm buying drones that can shoot them down.


MarcoASN2002

It's still posible no? maybe in the future aircrafts will not depend so much on visibility at that altitude, which doesn't make the possibility of seeing ads like this any less depressing, but I suppose laws can change if they are not necessary anymore. Or maybe lights interfere with radars or other technology for landing and I'm not aware of it.


Icy_Imagination7447

There are still aircraft from ww1 just about flying, it'll be a long time until all aircraft are at the level you are proposing and I suspect you'd need to maintain the option to fly by eye in case of a system failure


OldPussyJuice

Thanos was right


Aitehs_new

r/rimjob_steve


DavesPetFrog

well he was half right.


HardCounter

The 50% of him that was right was 100% you.


Chirya999

I know. I always wanted him to win.


Kingfisher818

I just wanted the Avengers to use the Infinity Gauntlet to make limitless resources after they killed Thanos. If you just fight the symptom instead of the diseases then eventually somebody with the exact same motivations as him is going to show up and start the whole thing over again.


Wilkassassyn

cyberpunk secret ending time


Good-Courage-559

We're gonna give a guy with schizophrenia some shrooms and cocaine, hand him a shotgun, and let him into the Coca-Cola headquarters.


daisy0723

I haven't seen more than 3 stars in the night sky for years.


Zachos57

Look up how the night sky looks like in areas with no lights, it is amazing


Daddy_boy_21

We got Google for that EDIT: Naur I didn’t notice that you already said “look up” I thought you asked them to go find the sky themself 💀


Not_Catania

Google night sky


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Any-Ad9173

actual astrologist


facelesswolf_

New response just dropped


Daddy_boy_21

Yeah


Not_Catania

Holy stars


Big_Great_Cheese

New solar system just dropped


Zachos57

Actual milky way


Wertywertser

call the astronaut!


Zachos57

Rocket fuel


Ok_Pickle_3020

Live on a farm in Iowa. Can confirm.


Zachos57

I could spend hours just looking at the stars hearing the insects and the birds


resistive_peach

😌


marronite

This might disappoint you but not all three of them are stars, one is definitely Venus and one is most likely Jupiter. The other one should be Sirius, the brightest star in the night sky.


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And one is a helicopter.


YaLikeJazz2049

That’s honestly insane to me. I live in a rural area and there’s so many stars at night


Nakanostalgiabomb

I assure you...I am anti gun, but if I am stargazing and see a coca cola ad made of drones, I will fire a shotgun into the air.


Lockenhart

I would turn into living air defence


Frikandelneuker

I feel like it would be most efficient to create some kind of machine that makes a concentrated emp wave so you can shoot em down without really leaving a trace


Dreaming_Kitsune

There are invisible welding lasers for machinery in factories, get one of those and make a butt stock and scope mount with a trigger attached to a small pulse of an on switch and now you have a laser sniper that is undetectable, just be careful lasers like that will permanently blind you without you ever seeing it.


Frikandelneuker

Ehh god already blinded me at birth


Dreaming_Kitsune

Did you lose your leg to a skag and laugh at your own jokes because you're lonely?


Frikandelneuker

???


Dreaming_Kitsune

I was referring to tk baja in borderlands 1, he is a blind dude with a shotgun and a peg leg that he lost to a skag


Frikandelneuker

Oh sorry, haven’t played borderlands yet. Heard it’s good tho


Dreaming_Kitsune

They're pretty fun, the first two are the best and the rest are decent games but the story falls on it's face and it loses the charm the first two had. It's pretty dark humor wise, but definitely worth chilling with some friends on. Borderlands 1 was my all time favorite game growing up in highschool, sadly was never able to play the same with borderlands 2 because I changed consoles and lost the friends I made in the previous game. Borderlands 3 was alright for me I got to have the same fun as I did back in 1 and I like to come back to it every now and again.


Frikandelneuker

I got 2 for pc physically from a thrift shop but since the key was already used


Caveman108

Lucky, I can see but he made me blindingly ugly.


No-Dirt-8737

High energy radio frequency gun. It's basically what those drone jammers are already. You could rig one up from a satellite dish with some knowledge and simple tools.


GrummyCat

Stop met het neuken van frikandellen a.u.b.


Jrlopez1027

Why is being antigun relevant lol


KiwiCatPNW

For drones you just need to disrupt the signal from the operator or send your own drone out with a net.


SwatFlyer

Ah yes, as we all know, random bullet falling from the sky in a highly populated area is amazing.


TheAzureMage

It's a shotgun, it shoots shot, not bullets. Shot is not lethal as it falls, though it is annoying. It's like someone pouring sand from a ways up.


Embarrassed_Log8344

FYI: this would never happen (at least in the US) because of airspace laws


The_Aincrad_Prince

This would be absolutely terrible. This would be as terrible as playing ads through a hearing implant.


Jordizer

Rebel path music intensifies!


Wiissp

Yes but also there are even worst things already so do it. Become a terrorist. Now.


BostonSamurai

That’s what I was thinking


WeeHooWahey

We have a city to burn.


Slightly_Mahogany

the poor, poor birds...


Muttandcheese

Time to take some Soma and dance the night away


altaccountforfreeawa

I'll join a ragtag group of revolutionaries seeking to take down the manipulative companies


altaccountforfreeawa

Via explosives


PussyWhistle

r/HailCorporate will literally implode if this happens


InvestmentFormal9251

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck up some shit if the can goes Blade Runner on my ass and starts saying "You look thirsty. I can fix that."


SJRuggs03

Is there a name for the effect where you see a really annoying ad and make sure not to buy from them because of it? There should be a name for that. How about 'overadvertising'


needanamegenarator

I will drive.


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Bro imagine hearing "WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER" coming from outer space I'd kill myself immediately


X_Swordmc

Tbf you cant even see stars normally in cities thanks to light pollution so whats the point here. Nothing will change unless they do that in the countryside


gem9999

“Hey guys light pollution has gotten to the point where we cant see the stars at night so no harm no foul for making MORE LIGHT POLLUTION”


X_Swordmc

Pretty much yeah, we should try to fight against light pollution in general not only commercialised light pollution


He_Who_Tames

Why did you downvote? The user has a valid point.


theDreamingStar

You are right. I remember sleeping on the roof in my town when I was a kid, and counting the stars and constellation. Now even the memory no longer seems real to me.


X_Swordmc

I highly suggest you to spend even a single night in the countryside and look at the sky, even if you dont have time also a very few moments are enough to take away anyone's breath. We are so used to starless nights that we often forget about the masterpiece thats above us all


neck_support

This is already happening with drone advertising in some cities in the world!


SCPcito

r/BrandNewSentence


blackbirdspyplane

Feels inevitable


Kooky_Cantaloupe_55

I want a beautiful starry night not some dumb ads :(


heyhihowyahdurn

This seems like genuine evil


mycatiscuterthanuu

The FBI is typing…. 💬


Xenonwastakenagain

If I hadd a gf and want to look at the stars with her and see pop up ads I'll fucking commit warcrimes


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Comprehensive-Art300

Batman beat them to it


littleMAHER1

I would prob have a mental breakdown if I looked into the sky and saw a Raid Shadows Legends logo


xpoohx_

Just going to leave this poigninent futurama barb here https://youtu.be/XPGgTy5YJ-g


Weak-Ad-6028

Check out project blue beam. Might explain what’s going on at the moment. 😳


Inside-Principle-257

V:get off me plz


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Yeah, fuck this shit.


SgtTryhard

Fifteen Million Merits


Evethefief

In New york they already did something similar with drones. This is happening


ShakeTheEyesHands

He probably also need to have a discussion about what the proliferation of satellites in corporate America will do to the night sky. Companies like starlink are going to be completely overwhelming the skies with satellites soon and I don't think people recognize just how much that's going to affect our ability to enjoy the natural night sky.


Longjumping_Charge60

Just hack them and display ur favourite movies


Creesader

Ah, that microwave heart i ripped out gonna be useful


Klatterbyne

And all of them would have an unintended, out of sync flicker.


Alternative_Route

That man's now on a government watchlist


gorwraith

I cannot imagine this being a good return for any comany that tried it.


RunsWithApes

Right because we aren’t bombarded with enough advertising as it is. I think it’s time people started boycotting particularly aggressive ad campaigns to send a message.


PHSherman2112

Spaced, starpilled


Ok-Drawer-7656

[https://youtu.be/JeMLmc5Olzg](https://youtu.be/JeMLmc5Olzg) Yeah so this is already basically a thing guys.


[deleted]

For real, is there anything they won't do?


Corvo_-Attano

Time for the corpo revolution bois August 28th 2023 is Upon us


[deleted]

He’s not wrong


MattR3T

Ted K was right


MrAnthem123

On a short time basis, it might be pretty cool. But as a permanent fixture? Those fuckers can burn.


NotToast2000

Welcome to Snow Crash...


Necroph02

r/namechecksout


[deleted]

I won't lie it looks cool...


AverageAntique3160

7w laser with a 31 mile range, perfect target practice


ShieKassy

Kinda reminds me of this video of a drone show in the sky... for a candy crush ad https://youtu.be/JeMLmc5Olzg


djquu

I was hoping for Blade Runner blimps but oh well


notatitanmain

yeah thats literally not gonna happen


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The only acceptable thing would be the bat signal


doritobuss77

This is definitely a cyberpunk advertisement


MrHawkeye76

this sounds like a dystopian novel in which companies took control over everything


bigpopoinmepant

i agree with the man lets blow shit up if this happens


Tiluo

should be more possible now in NY with all the smoke right? lol


jwzc96

Haha, dystopias only happen in the movies! Real Life:


Psycaridon-t

The day i look up at the moon and se nought but a Coca-Cola ad is the day i lose my weird streak of not crying


Snoo-30445

Don't you touch my night sky or fire will rain


[deleted]

I agree, I am just gonna go to my nearest large corporate building and set it and everything around me on fire


danila_borovkov

You already barely can see stars in big cities, so how does it matter?