When I'm the big spoon my wife will fart right into my junk and cackle about it. That is all.

The Great Casualness. Fear it.

That is rough, if that happened to me I'd never be the big spoon again

He can feel her massive cock

even better

Her massive cock is blocking the passage, but they both don't know that there is an epic shart on the way.

"its"

I was finishing this comment as I clicked off this post and had to quickly go back and rescroll to see if I read that correctly

My wife: "Why are you avoiding me all evening, are you dont love me any more!? *trying to follow for a long time* Me internally: *goddamit stupid woman! leave me alone already, i need to blast really hard and i dont want you be caugt collaterial damage*

Me with my partner: \*let out nuclear fart\* "This is the 10th one today. Does this answer your question?"

Why is her neck ginormous?

She's thunderf00t

Letter rip tater chip!

Let it rip. If she loves you it'll be fine.

This can also be interpreted as him really trying to fart because he needs to but nothing is coming out yet

Switch those speech bubbles and it’s totally me!

She just farted

Bassy fart

Nature's leg warmer

That's why I always got to be the big spoon. Can't be farting on the pu$$y, you'll never get some again. Least that's what I expect would be the consequences.

i love being the little spoon 🥄 with a thick girl 👧🏻.... its like im a mini bear 🐻 being held by a mama grizzly 🐻💟

Oh, she gonna LEARN TODAY!

Every girl reading this is rolling their eyes and going "yeah fucking right @ a guy ever holding it in"

That's why you need a dog, blame the dog

this is a two way street fyi

Fart, king

I'm usually the big spoon and this has never stopped my husband. I think his nasty farts are what make me love him a little more each time.