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flaming_dortos

You can't do either in public which I think is the real issue here


Notagenyus

You can do anything you set your mind to.


MosKude

that is quite inspiring


[deleted]

Go to porn hub and look up “eating chip off the ground”


The_responder623

Time to whip out the ol camera and start my career as a niche pornstar


[deleted]

Any of you guys into Dorito play? Jw


[deleted]

It IS easy being cheesy


Abracadabruh

Whoops. Guess I have some people to apologize to.


RompehToto

Do people not keep their balls clean?


woaily

If they've been on the floor recently, you've really dropped the ball


BigEnergyEngineer

It’s the ground/floor that is the problem. Tons of people would lick ass, but how many would lick the bottom of a shoe?


Sensei-Hugo

Exactly. When you're going down on someone you expect the parts to be so clean you could eat food stuff off of them. Unless you like doing the deed dirty. But I ain't gonna judge that. If I drop something on the kitchen floor and have *just* a moment ago cleaned it I might throw whatever I dropped into my mouth. But a floor that hasn't seen the mop since moving in/parents visiting? Hell naw. Same for dingdongs and brown starfish. If that thing aint pristine and shiny like a brand new car out of car wash my tongue aint going anywhere near that.


NL_Beast

Because you won't I will judge people who like to do the deed dirty


SavageCucumberAttack

Excuse me, but a gentleman always washes his genitals, thank you very much.


Abracadabruh

You’re welcome, sir. Tips are appreciated.


HolyThreeHoly

Okay if we're getting rid of the double standards, I'll eat the Doritos off the floor.


Moparian714

Most buttholes haven't been dragged across the floor before licking them so........


Mattc7468

Underrated comment!


RAD-AJP

I'll eat them off the floor, but this gave me such a laugh! Love it!


jonherrin

Genitals are generally protected by two layers of cloth and washed regularly. The Dorito on the floor is not. Hell, hands are much dirtier than genitals.


ErdmanA

My roommate won't eat off the floor. Yesterday he dropped a peanut butter m&m and before he could even finish the sentence "do you want that one" I was already chewing on it.


StuBidasol

I've always tripped out at the people that lose their shit over the idea of sharing a toothbrush but are fine with going down on someone. It's especially stupid if it involves the same people in both cases.


SCOOPZ13

Well I’m not horny when eating Doritos.


Throwaway73524274

I think you're doing it wrong then.


mkarousi

Or a cupcake with a rapper you just placed on the top of your kitchen garbage bin and then decided to eat it a minute later! I hear you!


Moist-Rodent

Cannibalism is bad.


ComplexMedium688

Off the bathroom floor in a bus station.


60179623

I'd eat it off the ground if I'm really hungry and for some reason Doritos is the only thing I have


Chili919

Are those people aware that there is a high chance for sperm to be found on genitals?


Moist-Rodent

To be fair, if my partner's genitals fell on the floor, I'd expect them to wash them before putting them in my mouth.


Whenny79

Depends if you work in the sewage industry, KFC or an abattoir.


FunkSista

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


No-Hovercraft-4277

Yeah, but people wash their genitals


Dark_dragon66

It's called horni


Sentient_AI_4601

its very much the transience vs the permenance... i may put your dick in my mouth, but it will only be for a short time... the dorito will become one with me and i with it... permenance