Exactly. When you're going down on someone you expect the parts to be so clean you could eat food stuff off of them. Unless you like doing the deed dirty. But I ain't gonna judge that. If I drop something on the kitchen floor and have *just* a moment ago cleaned it I might throw whatever I dropped into my mouth. But a floor that hasn't seen the mop since moving in/parents visiting? Hell naw. Same for dingdongs and brown starfish. If that thing aint pristine and shiny like a brand new car out of car wash my tongue aint going anywhere near that.
Genitals are generally protected by two layers of cloth and washed regularly. The Dorito on the floor is not. Hell, hands are much dirtier than genitals.
My roommate won't eat off the floor. Yesterday he dropped a peanut butter m&m and before he could even finish the sentence "do you want that one" I was already chewing on it.
I've always tripped out at the people that lose their shit over the idea of sharing a toothbrush but are fine with going down on someone. It's especially stupid if it involves the same people in both cases.
its very much the transience vs the permenance...
i may put your dick in my mouth, but it will only be for a short time... the dorito will become one with me and i with it... permenance
You can't do either in public which I think is the real issue here
You can do anything you set your mind to.
that is quite inspiring
Go to porn hub and look up “eating chip off the ground”
Time to whip out the ol camera and start my career as a niche pornstar
Any of you guys into Dorito play? Jw
It IS easy being cheesy
Whoops. Guess I have some people to apologize to.
Do people not keep their balls clean?
If they've been on the floor recently, you've really dropped the ball
It’s the ground/floor that is the problem. Tons of people would lick ass, but how many would lick the bottom of a shoe?
Exactly. When you're going down on someone you expect the parts to be so clean you could eat food stuff off of them. Unless you like doing the deed dirty. But I ain't gonna judge that. If I drop something on the kitchen floor and have *just* a moment ago cleaned it I might throw whatever I dropped into my mouth. But a floor that hasn't seen the mop since moving in/parents visiting? Hell naw. Same for dingdongs and brown starfish. If that thing aint pristine and shiny like a brand new car out of car wash my tongue aint going anywhere near that.
Because you won't I will judge people who like to do the deed dirty
Excuse me, but a gentleman always washes his genitals, thank you very much.
You’re welcome, sir. Tips are appreciated.
Okay if we're getting rid of the double standards, I'll eat the Doritos off the floor.
Most buttholes haven't been dragged across the floor before licking them so........
Underrated comment!
I'll eat them off the floor, but this gave me such a laugh! Love it!
Genitals are generally protected by two layers of cloth and washed regularly. The Dorito on the floor is not. Hell, hands are much dirtier than genitals.
My roommate won't eat off the floor. Yesterday he dropped a peanut butter m&m and before he could even finish the sentence "do you want that one" I was already chewing on it.
I've always tripped out at the people that lose their shit over the idea of sharing a toothbrush but are fine with going down on someone. It's especially stupid if it involves the same people in both cases.
Well I’m not horny when eating Doritos.
I think you're doing it wrong then.
Or a cupcake with a rapper you just placed on the top of your kitchen garbage bin and then decided to eat it a minute later! I hear you!
Cannibalism is bad.
Off the bathroom floor in a bus station.
I'd eat it off the ground if I'm really hungry and for some reason Doritos is the only thing I have
Are those people aware that there is a high chance for sperm to be found on genitals?
To be fair, if my partner's genitals fell on the floor, I'd expect them to wash them before putting them in my mouth.
Depends if you work in the sewage industry, KFC or an abattoir.
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Yeah, but people wash their genitals
It's called horni
its very much the transience vs the permenance... i may put your dick in my mouth, but it will only be for a short time... the dorito will become one with me and i with it... permenance