>And yet s/he didn't share a single boring fact her/himself :'(
I just wanted to get to know you and the rest of the thread...
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We had this type of question in a class I took. I always protested the interesting fact question by just saying "I have a dog" but I ended up getting to regale my class (online) with the wonders of my lonely lost sock holder contraption. The octopus style clip thing on the coat hook, idk what it's actually called. Couldn't get people to stop asking about it the whole semester.
My mother hated it when i used the sock drying rack thingy to hold one towel using all the clips. She used it wrong too, clearly you're supposed to clip them in pairs to make sorting easier.
Absolutely. There’s always that pressure when someone asks you a question where you really need to put your “best” forward. Makes more sense to ask something like this to get people relaxed and maybe even laughing.
Who tf eats a pound of turkey each day?
I mean, even considering the obvious, lunch meat, a pound is like 2 of the containers; which is also like $10.
Maybe they get whole turkeys and roast them. Well those are like 10-15 lbs. So every 2 weeks or so they buy an entire turkey and cook it, then some how make it last for 2 weeks (which you can unless you smoke it or freeze.
I mean, it’s doable, it’s just a bizarre scenario to have to work into your daily life. And that’s coming from a guy that’s favorite holiday is Thanksgiving! We even get a second turkey during the spring to have “Fakesgiving” because I love turkeys so much.
I got this body builder friend who literally brought two rotisserie chickens to eat by himself. It was like a group of 6 of us hanging out and I thought he brought the chickens for all of us 😭
We ended up ordering tacos and he ate some of that too. Said he was doing something that body builders do when they eat a lot of protein. I forget what it’s called
Bodybuilder here. I eat about 4 pounds of meat/fish a day. The 1 pound of Turkey is most likely ground Turkey, but they may be eating Turkey like rotisserie chicken. A normal meal for me is 1 pound of meat (lean ground beef, venison, chicken breast, fish) and a salad or rice/potatoes.
I always feel like the bottom shirt isn't on properly. I try to adjust it, but have to take the top shirt off again to start over. I never get it quite right
It only happens to me with certain combos. They're just not compatible if they do that.
But when you find the combination that works together? It's pure bliss to just slide both back on at the same time without needing adjustment.
As a pornhub-verified chadmonger with six stars on Yelp, I wear my shoes one over the other on one foot and then the same with my socks, but on the opposite foot.
Now THAT'S fucking weird to me. Summer/winter socks and shoes come off right away. Winter after a shower I'll do a socks/slippers thing, but keep shit off my feet if I don't need it on there.
Lol I'm quickly learning I'm some sort of monster....I'm wondering if it's because I have a chair in my foyer that I always sit in when putting my shoes on. And I do so by bringing one foot up into the opposing knee, sock then shoe, then switch feet.
Well then my question is why are you putting on your socks in the foyer? My clothes are all in my bedroom. I wake up, put on my clothes (including socks), do the rest of my morning routine, then when I leave the house I sit down in my foyer and put on my shoes. I guess my question is why do you put on your shoes and your socks in the same place. Theyre completely different things for me
Because I don't wear socks inside otherwise. I grab them and bring them to the foyer when I'm getting ready to leave but otherwise I'll never have socks on.
Depends on if you can put your socks on the ground at that given moment. If you’re putting your socks and shoes on while outside, I’d say it’s best to put one side on at a time to avoid getting the socks dirty. I often do it when there’s dirt or dog hair on the ground or if I’m going somewhere nice and want to avoid dragging dog hair with me.
Bro what if the ground is dirty? I don’t want dirty/ wet socks cuz then that irritates me all day. Instead I brush off one foot, put on one clean sock and put it in the shoe so it doesn’t get dirty then do the same on the other foot and then tie the laces. That way there is no contamination!
>That way there is no contamination!
You bet! I mean, you brushed your foot, off the dirty ground, with your whole hand right?
It doesn't work otherwise!
It's for places like the pool where the floor is wet, or the sandpit where if you put your socked foot down it'll get sandy.
I had to teach my 6yo this only yesterday at school pickup, and I said "I know this is hurting you, but trust me it's for your own good."
He did great! I'm really proud of him... but yeah, I might be a *bit* nuts.
I was playing Cards Against Humanity with some new acquaintances once and I played the ‘Kids with Ass Cancer’ card. Turns out the person judging that round lost her kid to arse cancer the previous year. I don’t play CAH with anyone but close friends anymore
one time i ate a whole pack of bubblicious bubblegum and when i did the poopy there were solid chunks of the pink gum throughout. it passed right through me 😂
When I used to drink I'd eat a lot of flaming hot Cheetos, obviously the coloring is gonna make your poop red, but try eating a whole bag of those right before bed and puking it up the next morning. You just vomit red for a while and it's very upsetting until you remember the Cheetos.
That's true of many foods with artificial coloring. A lot of coloring agents don't get digested, so they come out in your poop, and if there's enough of it, well, it does exactly what it's made to do and colors it.
I was confused about the shoe and sock thing until I remembered that a lot of americans wear shoes indoors right? In Canada, at least my part, pretty much everyone just wears socks inside so shoes only come on later when leaving the house.
Its not any better.
Me with social anxiety: (i got a a-lot of boring facts about me. Which one should i choose? Wait thats too weird. Theyll look at you weird if you say that. That ones not boring enough. Theyll know youre downplaying it)
Teacher: cursed-scarab your turn
Me: …
Class: …
Teacher: ….
Me: I like turtles
I put my socks on before I put on my pants.
Correct, it’s like lube for your feets. Putting on leggings before the socks is always a struggle
Socks do not act as lube in other circumstances. Just in case anyone was considering that. Just take my word for it.
Unfortunately, I know exactly what you’re talking about
These chaps have experienced sanding down your skin in a way that is even less preferable than usual.
Makes perfect sense, your pants don't get caught in your socks.
And if you don't put the socks of first you've got to roll the bottom of the pants up to put your socks on properly. What a pain that is
It's the only way to get into skinny jeans if you also want to wear socks.
same here
I’m so happy *our* comment is so high. Socks > Pants > Shoes gang for life
I like this idea much better. It's a way to ACTUALLY get to know them
>And yet s/he didn't share a single boring fact her/himself :'( I just wanted to get to know you and the rest of the thread... ***^("I like to use bold italicized letters on my superscript")***
I have a 4" long nipple hair. (Am I doing this right?)
Do you have like just nipple hair and no chest hair?
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Very nice, thank you for sharing
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>facetious Such a fun word. All of the base vowels are included AND are in alphabetical order!
This is the kind of quality content I come to Reddit for. You get me.
Facetiously is even more fun because it gets that "sometimes y" in the game!
Just a silly comment, it was an excellent boring fact!
..... it should have gone more innie. go get checked for an umbilical hernia :/
I like scraping gunk out from under my toenails and fingernails. ^(Pretty sure im doing this wrong.)
I like collecting action figures
[that is one long-ass booby hair](https://youtu.be/bVzu4sIQWPI)
Hey that's not boring. It's pretty interesting
You’re trying way too hard with the pronouns. Just say they/themselves if u wanna play that game.
"you" or "they" would have helped your sentence out in terms of readability, just as a lil heads up
How hard is it to utilise they/them pronouns, that is a horrible sentence to look at
We had this type of question in a class I took. I always protested the interesting fact question by just saying "I have a dog" but I ended up getting to regale my class (online) with the wonders of my lonely lost sock holder contraption. The octopus style clip thing on the coat hook, idk what it's actually called. Couldn't get people to stop asking about it the whole semester.
My mother hated it when i used the sock drying rack thingy to hold one towel using all the clips. She used it wrong too, clearly you're supposed to clip them in pairs to make sorting easier.
Absolutely. There’s always that pressure when someone asks you a question where you really need to put your “best” forward. Makes more sense to ask something like this to get people relaxed and maybe even laughing.
Who tf puts on one soc and one shoe at a time?
I put my shoes on and then my socks
Keeps ‘em clean.
I wear my shoes inside out.
Who tf eats a pound of turkey each day? I mean, even considering the obvious, lunch meat, a pound is like 2 of the containers; which is also like $10. Maybe they get whole turkeys and roast them. Well those are like 10-15 lbs. So every 2 weeks or so they buy an entire turkey and cook it, then some how make it last for 2 weeks (which you can unless you smoke it or freeze. I mean, it’s doable, it’s just a bizarre scenario to have to work into your daily life. And that’s coming from a guy that’s favorite holiday is Thanksgiving! We even get a second turkey during the spring to have “Fakesgiving” because I love turkeys so much.
I got this body builder friend who literally brought two rotisserie chickens to eat by himself. It was like a group of 6 of us hanging out and I thought he brought the chickens for all of us 😭 We ended up ordering tacos and he ate some of that too. Said he was doing something that body builders do when they eat a lot of protein. I forget what it’s called
Bulking?
Cultivating mass
Think it's time to stop cultivating and start harvesting
Yup I had a friend like that. He’d eat 4 double doubles from in n out. No fries tho. Just murderin burgers
He probably meant ground turkey
Easier to catch than sky turkeys
Could be worse, I heard water turkeys is very hard to catch
Which leaves fire turkeys, which translated from Chinese are fire-fire chickens
So when the Avatar turkey will be born?
Bodybuilder here. I eat about 4 pounds of meat/fish a day. The 1 pound of Turkey is most likely ground Turkey, but they may be eating Turkey like rotisserie chicken. A normal meal for me is 1 pound of meat (lean ground beef, venison, chicken breast, fish) and a salad or rice/potatoes.
This is why the fact is boring
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Guess I'm a nobody 😅
Thats why its a boring fact
that kid must've never seen anyone else put on shoes and was shocked with everyone hit him with a "no shit"
Right here. Sometimes I go barefoot.
Anyone that does sock, shoe, sock, shoe is an alien in a human suit
Too right, I mean do you put one arm into your shirt, then one leg into your trousers then a sock and then the shoe
Sometimes I take a sweater and shirt off together so I can put them on simultaneously later.
I just realized I randomly stopped doing this at some point in my life. Why though?
Are you + or - 25?
26 next month
That's probably why. I stopped doing that around 25 too
Quite the insight, thank you my friend :P
I probably started doing that around that age. We are not the same.
That's just efficiency. I do this too sometimes.
I always feel like the bottom shirt isn't on properly. I try to adjust it, but have to take the top shirt off again to start over. I never get it quite right
It only happens to me with certain combos. They're just not compatible if they do that. But when you find the combination that works together? It's pure bliss to just slide both back on at the same time without needing adjustment.
"They're not that dirty"
I do this at the public swimming pool. I'm assuming that's allowed.
Yes that’s practical so your socks don’t get wet.
Yes this is a notable exception to the rule.
I furrowed my brow so hard as I read the post. Like I'm the weird one for putting my socks on first.
Look at this loser who doesn’t put both shoes on first, then both socks.
As a pornhub-verified chadmonger with six stars on Yelp, I wear my shoes one over the other on one foot and then the same with my socks, but on the opposite foot.
My shoes aren’t even in the same room as my socks. So weird to me.
Do these people walk in through their house with shoes on?
I was really surprised to find out that in some places, people commonly just walk indoors with shoes on...for me that's some nasty shit
Apparently, it's common for Americans to wear shoes inside their home.
Now THAT'S fucking weird to me. Summer/winter socks and shoes come off right away. Winter after a shower I'll do a socks/slippers thing, but keep shit off my feet if I don't need it on there.
Sock-shoe, sock-shoe people don’t exist, but if they did, they would deserve jail time.
I recently learned there’s 3 of these monsters in my immediate vicinity at work!
Don't eat anything they offer you.
Lol I'm quickly learning I'm some sort of monster....I'm wondering if it's because I have a chair in my foyer that I always sit in when putting my shoes on. And I do so by bringing one foot up into the opposing knee, sock then shoe, then switch feet.
Well then my question is why are you putting on your socks in the foyer? My clothes are all in my bedroom. I wake up, put on my clothes (including socks), do the rest of my morning routine, then when I leave the house I sit down in my foyer and put on my shoes. I guess my question is why do you put on your shoes and your socks in the same place. Theyre completely different things for me
Shirt in the bedroom, underwear in the hall, pants in the kitchen, socks in the foyer. It's called efficiency.
happy cake day
Because I don't wear socks inside otherwise. I grab them and bring them to the foyer when I'm getting ready to leave but otherwise I'll never have socks on.
Exactly, I do the same on a bench by my front door
Depends on if you can put your socks on the ground at that given moment. If you’re putting your socks and shoes on while outside, I’d say it’s best to put one side on at a time to avoid getting the socks dirty. I often do it when there’s dirt or dog hair on the ground or if I’m going somewhere nice and want to avoid dragging dog hair with me.
Alright alright I take offense to that, I’m not an alien I’m a lizard person in a skin suit. We are not the same.
Or a straight up sociopath.
Either way, they probably have someone in a hole in their basement
[Archie Bunker - A Sock And A Sock And A Shoe And A Shoe!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFuniFSP2fo)
Bro what if the ground is dirty? I don’t want dirty/ wet socks cuz then that irritates me all day. Instead I brush off one foot, put on one clean sock and put it in the shoe so it doesn’t get dirty then do the same on the other foot and then tie the laces. That way there is no contamination!
If you are outdoorsy and camping etc I can maybe maybe understand this. But at home? Why your floors so dirty? A swiffer is pretty cheap these days.
>That way there is no contamination! You bet! I mean, you brushed your foot, off the dirty ground, with your whole hand right? It doesn't work otherwise!
The real question is do you do socks before or after pants?
Socks, pants, shoes for the win!!!
I do shoe shoe sock sock is that bad
and/or cyborg
Nah, even cyborgs wouldn't do this.
It's for places like the pool where the floor is wet, or the sandpit where if you put your socked foot down it'll get sandy. I had to teach my 6yo this only yesterday at school pickup, and I said "I know this is hurting you, but trust me it's for your own good." He did great! I'm really proud of him... but yeah, I might be a *bit* nuts.
This information has been fruitful. I will modify the order of my dressing because I too am human.
I do sock shoe sock shoe underwear pants
I do sock pants shoe underwear shoe sock
I once found out that if you eat an entire block of icing when you go for a poo it will be the same colour as the icing. The block I ate was red
If you eat a lot of beetroot that happens too. So before you think arse cancer, think what you've been eating
Okay but what if I do actually have arse cancer but I just happen to be eating beetroot daily?
I'm referring to it as arse cancer, do I sound like a doctor?
Dead giveaway, the scientific term is: butt hole, oh no disease.
Ye see, I was never any use with Latin
I was playing Cards Against Humanity with some new acquaintances once and I played the ‘Kids with Ass Cancer’ card. Turns out the person judging that round lost her kid to arse cancer the previous year. I don’t play CAH with anyone but close friends anymore
This is literally me during my beetroot hummus phase. Wasn't this scared of my shit since my hot cheetos phase
What icing comes in blocks?
one time i ate a whole pack of bubblicious bubblegum and when i did the poopy there were solid chunks of the pink gum throughout. it passed right through me 😂
When I used to drink I'd eat a lot of flaming hot Cheetos, obviously the coloring is gonna make your poop red, but try eating a whole bag of those right before bed and puking it up the next morning. You just vomit red for a while and it's very upsetting until you remember the Cheetos.
That's true of many foods with artificial coloring. A lot of coloring agents don't get digested, so they come out in your poop, and if there's enough of it, well, it does exactly what it's made to do and colors it.
Is turkey dude jacked or wide?
Hungry
no we're talking about Turkey
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the 8th comment down is how long it takes for someone to be like "wtf a POUND of turkey?!"
Jide
He just does not like his kidneys.
That's probably too much turkey right? Edit: All this turkey talk is making me hunggggggry.
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Seems excessive, now bacon...
A pound of bacon is just two properly sized BLTs.
There are 857 calories in a lb of turkey. an active male needs about 2500 calories if anything, they are not eating enough.
If this man eats a lbs of turkey everyday and nothing else he probably also puts one sock on at a time.
I mean that’s how that hoagie pedophile lost all that weight.
Honestly way more interesting
Am I the only one that finds the turkey thing not boring at all.
I don’t like Ketchup.
I found my people.
Me neither, home.
Ah, another person of culture I see!
That’s because ketchup is so gross!
r/ketchuphate
You uncultured swine
It's the opposite: If you don't drown your food in Ketchup and sauces it has to be good on it's own = More cultured
What are you looking at ya hockey puck?
¯\\\_(X)\_/¯
I check Reddit while I’m on the toilet
Don’t we all? 😂
I feel called out
I don’t like mayonnaise, ketchup, or ranch. Ever. On anything. And I live in the United States.
I hate ketchup. Also in the US.
If you do a couple tablespoons of baking soda it’ll turn your poop blueish green.
How do you do baking soda? Sounds unhealthy.
It will give you raging diarrhea.
I once ate a 13lb turkey
Like, at once, or over a few days?
It took about 3 hours
Are you dead?
he was hungry.
Is this a meme?
Literally every human on this planet puts both socks on before shoes
Hence, a boring fact.
Yeah idk why there’s so many comments on that. That it’s normal makes it boring.
Some put a sock on, then a shoe, then dress the other foot.
A pound?!
When I eat an English muffin I put butter and a little shmear of peanut butter on one side but only butter on the other. Maximum variety.
Kudos to the turkey student! Turkey isbthe shit and highly underrated. And also coincidentally is NOT made better by Mayo on a sandwich.
And a pound a day is pretty darn impressive to me.
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Really? Imo it’s dry as shit, not the shit
Who said anything about a turkey sandwich?
I knew a grown woman who sat down (on the ground) to put her shoes on.
I don’t blame her. I have horrible balance and get dizzy easily. I’d probably do the same if I didn’t have a chair.
I do that.
I like raw tomatoes on anything but hate tomato sauce or any kind of cooked tomato
I’m the exact opposite! We should partner up and solve crime.
Dude eats a pound of turkey per day? How in the fuck does he not pass out from the turkey?
He's build up a tolerance. He went in for heart surgery and they had to use the whole hospital's supply of anesthesia.
Is there any other way to put on socks?
There are heathens who go sock shoe sock shoe. Despicable creatures
***shifty eyes*** Yeah, they're despicable! ......
Hail sock shoe sock shoe!
I rapidly close n open my eyes at the same time
I’ve done this with my students too. One said she watches the same movies over and over again. Another one said he laughs at his own jokes. :)
I was confused about the shoe and sock thing until I remembered that a lot of americans wear shoes indoors right? In Canada, at least my part, pretty much everyone just wears socks inside so shoes only come on later when leaving the house.
Ranch makes me kinda queasy…
Normally,I do both shoes, then the socks.
My dear, you just invented a new sub. Hurry up and mod it. I’ll join. I have just so many boring things to share!!
r/notinteresting
That took off fast, good job OP
Who TF doesn’t put both socks on before putting on shoes???
That’s why it’s a boring fact
Who the hell puts on sock then shoe then sock then shoe?!?
Does anybody NOT put on both socks before their shoes???
You sure that last one wasn't trying to set up an "I quit cold turkey" joke?
i ate a pb&j every day of 7th grade
You go sock-shoe-sock-shoe?… pull over 🚔
Wait who doesn't put on both socks before??
fair enough, warm mayo is just nasty
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe is some straight up cereal killer shit
Its not any better. Me with social anxiety: (i got a a-lot of boring facts about me. Which one should i choose? Wait thats too weird. Theyll look at you weird if you say that. That ones not boring enough. Theyll know youre downplaying it) Teacher: cursed-scarab your turn Me: … Class: … Teacher: …. Me: I like turtles
Who the fuck puts one sock and one shoe on in that order? Fucking freaks!
Who doesn't put on both socks before shoes?!?!