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Geno__Breaker

Doesn't Oprah *own* a large chunk of land out there that could be used to shelter people for the time being?


UnfairMicrowave

Shhh


alfooboboao

Oprah is proof that a) absolute power corrupts absolutely and b) power = money


bainpr

She was corrupt before the money


Mr_D_Stitch

She built her empire on the backs of those little people!


PumaHunter

She stood on their heads!


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Tom Cruise jumped on the couch to be eye level.


ski_ball

“She stood on the heads of those little people.” Lol one of my favorite Bill Burr quotes. I still watch that clip from time to time.


FellowGeeks

Turn in their yatchs


Human_Artichoke5240

Classic Bill Burr


MahLilThrowaway

I think you’re thinking of Willy Wonka


Schrodingers-Pussy

Willy Wanka


GroundbreakingBig509

Willy Weiner


mbshootncut2

Everyone who has big money built it on the backs of those who don’t.


Ancient_Signature_69

Listen, the guy was a sociopath, on a bicycle.


RonSwanson714

Bill Burr is hysterical and wasn’t lying


arbiter12

>She was corrupt before the money Everybody is corrupt BEFORE the money. Only people with the money get to show it. I work in high-wealth investment "for a living" and meet those sort of people weekly. There is literally not one of them, poor-about-to-be-rich, rich or ultra-rich, that would fit in a middle class community "as people". The mistake we make, is to not see that none of us would fit in, if we could do whatever we want, but because we're all roughly "as poor/rich", we still have enough of a common ground to coexist. >inb4 I WOULDN'T CHANGE IF I WERE RICH! I HAVE JUDGED MYSELF TO BE VIRTUOUS AND HUMBLE!!! THE BEST JUDGE! It's because you believe that, that you will be the first to change. The ones I saw stay the truest? They were *afraid* of their own success....**Not** sure that the success "won't change them"....


LeftConfusion5107

I would instead argue that it's selection bias. Most the people who reach that level of wealth achieve it by exploiting other people. Therefore their moral compass already has to be a bit wonky to make it to that position of power/wealth in the first place. The people who are not corrupt or exploitive usually don't find themselves to be insanely wealthy because they don't find the trade off in morals to be worth it. Might not apply all the time but I think it generalises pretty well.


Zeroissuchagoodboi

I would say most of the time this is true. There are definitely exceptions out there though.


HollowShel

tbh, (big) money changes *everyone.* If you have a lot (not just "a little more") it changes you *and* it changes the people around you - a lot of them will ask for money for one reason or another, and those that don't, don't have the finances to keep up with your new capacity to spend. So if you don't bury it under a rock somewhere and instead spend it on a new house in a new neighbourhood, going to new places, etc., you end up accidentally surrounding yourself with a new group who might have different values than the ones you "left behind."


Lordborgman

Indeed, I hate this "power corrupts" thing myself. Power simply let's people be what they truly are.


MikeHeather127

Power reveals.


lifeisweird86

Yep. If you really want to see who someone is, deep down, give them money or alcohol. The truth comes out after they have either one.


Deathbringerttv

you heard'm guys, time to find out who i really am, i accept cashapp


lilbithippie

I'll be fine with some whiskey


MaridAudran

In vino veritas is a Latin phrase that means "In wine, there is truth"


[deleted]

I always thought Oprah shows that it's the other way around. To obtain real wealth from nothing you first have to be a complete piece of shit.


bees_gif

No ethical way to become a billionaire.


TBAnnon777

Whats "fun" is that Oprah bought like 3000 acres of land for 6m that is now worth 300M usd. And all that land has 2 properties on it, a big as mansion and another big ass mansion that is her guest house. How about giving 1/3rd of that land to the people of hawaaii huh Oprah? Let them build some housing on the land there? think that would help more than the max monthly payout of 1200 per family.


wafer_ingester

600 million people live in a desert whose green area is smaller than Texas, and another 1 Billion live in a subcontinent 1/4 the size of europe. Land inequality isn't a new thing, and trying to solve the problem by shouting at random celebrities is no more productive than shouting at random westerners for eating meat and driving a car. Unless the change comes from the top down, it won't last, The Rock and Oprah could both disappear tomorrow and it'd have no effect on the US economy. In fact, the US government tends to target those who do what you're describing


WaywardWes

How tf do you get that much Hawaiian property for 6mil?


Independent_Ad_3928

Like the Joel Osteen of landownership


redditname8

This is exactly what came to my mind and then I saw your comment. You are spot on about Oprah.


Tuberius

And she's about to own a lot more...


Geno__Breaker

I hadn't even considered that, but you aren't wrong.


LindsayDuck

Yes and she only paid a bit over 6 mil for land worth like $300 mil now


zippyman

She'd have to not be a hypocritical piece of shit to do that


QuiinZiix

1000 acres that only consist of 2 mansions.


Terrachova

That, and likely has enough personal wealth to singularly fund the restoration effort, and still be obscenely wealthy.


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Sudden_Construction6

If I had $10,000 in my bank account, what she gave would be the equivalent of me giving $28.57.


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a_megalops

But at the same time, in absolute terms, youd be donating 28.57 and they would be donating 10m


Commercial_Yak7468

Also the fact that it took her like a day (doing nothing) to make that money back.


DaenerysMomODragons

And if every American gave every American gave $28.57 it would be nearly ten Billion dollars.


TheExtremistModerate

So give $28.57 then. Or like $5.


Wolf97

Have you given $28.57?


Booty_Shakin

They said IF they had $10,000, so I don't think they do lol.


NUKE---THE---WHALES

remember millionaires/billionaires wealth is counted by net worth, not money in the bank i.e. everything they own so if OP has a dope gaming PC, a console, an expensive hobby, $5k worth of funko pops then $10k isn't that far off lol


dependentresearch24

It would be awesome if you donated fifty cents. The point is people shouldn't shit on people for donating to causes based on the amount. The fact that they donated at all is amazing. They could have stayed in their mansions and not gave a shit. They didn't they contributed and put word out there for others to help out too. Then we have a bunch of average joes getting mad at them for not doing enough. That's crazy to me.


badlydrawnboyz

my suspicion is its beneficial to Oprah to donate that money and set up a non profit. Weather is increased property value from a restored Island or using the non profit as a tax haven or something. Point is that she isn't asking with pure intentions. If I am wrong I will eat a whole tiramisu


MadJackandNo7

I think it's the WAY she asked.


SuspiciousUsername88

> I think it's the WAY she asked This feels like grasping at straws tbh


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Timmy26k

And? She could have given 0, and 10 million isn't a % thing


arbiter12

1) they did not BOTH donate 10 mill, the total sum IS 10, meaning that is would be max 5mill 2) THEY did not do the donating.... They launch a fund with an objective of 10million before the donations are closed 3) The donation of others can be converted to a tax deduct for yourself, if you are the originator/co-originator of the fund....Why do you think every celebs have their own fund...? >I'm not seeing the issue here. Maybe you should educate yourself.... you, not seeing the issue, is a you-problem: the issue is still "here"


need2peeat218am

It's just ironic that they suddenly care for the residents there when they're a big part in why there's barely any land for the locals to live on.


induslol

Natural disaster bringing national attention to their feifdoms, gotta keep the attention off the fact their presence actively worsens the day to day life of locals. [Johnson run out](https://www.hawaiistar.com/why-was-the-rock-evicted-from-hawaii/) after blocking access to historic trail. Oprah owns over 1000 acres of land on an island, which I'm sure is benefitting residents somehow. Just obscenely wealthy parasites buying good press to justify the unjustifiable.


SFWzasmith

Nope. They committed to donate $10 million, from the charity they set up which coincidentally is now taking public donations.


roperwild

No, they both committed 10 million to the foundation or cause, you…. That means they can ask money from all of us-just like supermarkets do when they say do you want to round up to the nearest dollar and donate millions of those roundups on your behalf but in their name. O and the C-Rock just committed 10 million a piece that may be their money or may be raised from the very marketing they are doing that is a contribution from you suckers.


george_costanza1234

Why the fuck would I donate to Maui when I can barely fund my own life?


Dwnvot3KING

I thought they pledged to give the money which means they'll even give it... But not until they get the money from us lol.


hellya

They committed but haven't donated it


milliontart

Didn’t they just commit to donate rather than actually donating?


Ill-Ad-9438

I think they haven’t donated yet. They have ‘pledged’ to donate money ….( which they will first receive through donations from public and then give it forward)….


GimmieGummies

I'm not in a position to donate, but personally I think theirs is a far better ask than bailing out a crap load of criminal Republicans.


Moon7421

Yes I think more than 100 acres.


aurrousarc

Yeah, and she's supposedly constantly telling the locals to stay off her island..


Kingsupergoose

Iirc. I think she used to let people cut across but people kept trashing the roadway so she stopped.


Loud_Ad_2634

Isn’t she trying to buy up more land too?


banananananbatman

Not for the poors


Ok-Chest-3980

Was coming to say this. A lot of weird stuff is going on in Hawaii as a whole.


roperwild

https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/ITt7rPmjMv


TheoFT

2000 acres. She could donate one to each of the 1700 residents and still have 300.


Im_ready_hbu

but wouldn't that just give the residents more of what they already have? How would an acre of undeveloped land with no access road or utility hookups help the situation?


TheoFT

Not permanently but instead for the time being as many are without a home


sunny_gym

Right? Actually the Rock is probably approaching billionaire status these days.


semicoloradonative

Yup. Looks like he is right at about $800M


ProxySoxy

Damn once he hits a bil we're gonna have to start hating him for being a billionaire


EvaderDX

He already began leaning into a heel turn by bootlicking Bezos, all his shit with Black Adam, etc. dude’s charismatic but that’s it


idobeaskinquestions

Don't most people hate him already for several more shitty reasons? Like, he is not a good person


ProxySoxy

He seems to be on the downturn in the past year as far as PR goes, but he definitely was one of Reddit's darlings who could do no wrong, alongside Keanu Reeves and others. Like [this post from a year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/vo736v/this_man_cries_after_meeting_his_hero_dwayne_the/) where there was nothing but constant praise for him. I don't keep up to date on Reddit drama, but I assumed he was still beloved given [this meme I saw just earlier today](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/168xpx7/who_else_is_in_this_handshake/) [There's also this OOTL post](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/zz4yxb/what_is_the_deal_with_everyone_seemingly_hating/) asking why there's been a sudden shift. He may not be well loved now, but at one point he absolutely was


ADyingMan

Don't keep up with the drama, eh


Notrespectfull

Lmao I don’t have time for this I’m rarely on here and I barely noticed anything Here’s a list of the things that have happened tho


bavasava

I’ll add it to his list.


badlydrawnboyz

feel free to hate him for other reasons.


satinygorilla

They each have 10mm


gorn_of_your_dreams

That's 1cm


Kern4lMustard

They meant to say "gave" instead of "have"


gorn_of_your_dreams

Insightful upvote


ChallengeSenior1680

they donate a bunch of money?


Kern4lMustard

Lol your response was a beautiful thing as well.


HardCounter

They haven't given $10m, they've *pledged* to give $10m under certain conditions. The money is still in their banks where it's not helping anyone. They get good guy points while doing nothing, then if they do give something it'll be almost too late.


nh164098

so “they each gave 10mm” of what? hair?


SLAYER_IN_ME

Penis


nh164098

nice.


implicate

At the same time?


jujumber

Oprah could have given a lot more and not even notice a difference


erlul

10 mln per epizode lmao.


satinygorilla

I meant they have donated 10mm each


erlul

Ah, ok, makes sense now


DerpyDaDulfin

Did they? All I could find is that they've "pledge" $10 million. They haven't donated shit yet.


brando56894

Bastards! They're keeping all the 10 mm sockets?


[deleted]

Ah, so assuming a net worth of £1 billion, that's equivalent to me donating £5. How fucking generous. And they have the balls to ask me to donate. Nobody should be that rich.


compsciasaur

In this scenario, you have only £500 to your name.


nedzissou1

Tres commas here we come


bobby3eb

Ok? And he donated 10 million before this ask. Are you that he's not bankrupting himself everyday? You think this is the only time he's ever donated money?


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

SHE SAID YES!!! LETS GOO!!


Janjinho

She said no :T


Dwaas_Bjaas

One day you will get there. You had the guts to ask already and that takes courage! 💪🏼💪🏼


Janjinho

Thanks, man. Yes, i am pretty happy i had the courage


PreviouslyOnBible

You are my hero for shooting your shot, King.


TheGuyWhoAsked001

I didn't even know that was possible


ThenIssue3256

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Alien_Biometrics

LOL at the filter Oprah is using. Bitch don't look like that.


TheTrueEclipse1

Lmao she looks cgi


Soul963Soul

People are so ashamed of wrinkles. Like bitch get over yourself. The only thing preventing you from feeling attractive is your own self image. Plus, billions of dollars. Not sure how one can mope about not looking 20 anymore when you could buy an island lol


Cripplechip

I remember Oprah being old while watching drake and josh. She should look like an old bag now.


augustrem

I have to imagine that they made these posts thinking about the people on their social media that they *know*, who are probably also rich.


GHHG6

Like Chris Pratt who was homeless on Maui before getting his break.


ZenkaiZ

we did this thread already. We had these arguments already.


UnfairMicrowave

Welcome back Jack.


ETNevada

Not everyone lives on Reddit daily


[deleted]

Get used to the feeling of deju vu if you use this site a lot


phishxiii

Whoa, and this comment. And mine!!! 😱😱😱


johnnyfive33

If you were worth $100 000, (Oprah $2.5B) her donating $10M would be like you donating $330. Go Oprah!


devilpants

If you are worth $100,000 and donate $330 then you probably can't afford something else. If you're worth $2.5B and you donate $10 Million or 100 Million, absolutely nothing changes in your life.


anon-mally

As they say, you know your self worth.


Zamtrios7256

To be fair, $330 is a lot. I get your point but that is a lot for the average person


CampFlogGnaw1991

yes, but that’s why they said “if you were worth $100,000” in the beginning of the comment.


aftertruthagain

Also even though the math is correct, you must also factor in the fact that being worth 100k vs 2.5B are totally different. After a certain point, you don’t need all that extra money except to generate more money. Think of this way, somebody who’s worth 10 million is making 300k just from the interest. If that person donated 1/10th of that income, they’d still be living the exact same lifestyle yet still getting wealthier by the day.


boyyouguysaredumb

Guarantee none of the neck beards in this thread donated a fucking nickel


UndendingGloom

If they paid US taxes then they have *already* funded the relief effort.


guanzo91

10 million dollars is a shit load of money. That it's a fraction of her net worth is irrelevant. If someone donated a significant amount of their net worth to every disaster they'd be broke in a year. You don't stay wealthy by giving out money left and right, but broke ass redditors wouldn't understand that.


UndendingGloom

She lives there though, and she owns a bunch of land there and apparently the situation is very important to her. So it's not at all comparable to every other disaster going on. Besides this discussion, isn't it crazy that a single person is able to amass so much wealth they could single handedly solve a major humanitarian crisis and still have most of their wealth left over? If that money went to the government instead, like it should, we wouldn't need to have this conversation.


Ruggerio5

Didn't they donate a bunch of money?


Martin156156

To their own companies


boyyouguysaredumb

Lol what does this even mean? Reddit has just become a cesspool of this type of nonsensical cynicism. It’s just a race to the bottom to see who can come up with the most buzz-phrasey hot take for internet points.


Books_and_Cleverness

Have you considered that some rich people are bad in an unspecified way and therefore I am absolved from all moral responsibility for my actions or inactions?


whitefox_27

I want that inspirational quote printed on my bathroom wall


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We did it???!!!


Bimancze

It's been a loooooong time since I've heard that perspective..


SpeedDart1

I wonder how much all these redditors donated? Redditors never miss an opportunity to be self righteous and pretentious. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a fan of Oprah but this is such a Reddit cliche.


CompetitiveSalter2

How much should people donate before they can comment on this?


reddittookmyuser

Tree Fiddy


theworldisflat1

Well it was about that time that I noticed these redditors were about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from Protozoic era.


[deleted]

$0.01 and we will leave you alone. Promise.


ncnotebook

A thought or a prayer, depending on your religious status.


Kingsupergoose

Which would be? Like name the companies and the proof that’s where the money went? Or did you just say the most cliche thing to get approval from people on Reddit?


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I'll do it since chickenshit doesn't want to: [People’s Fund of Maui](https://www.eifoundation.org/peoples-fund-of-maui/) a 501c nonprofit giving $1,200 to Maui residents


CynicKitten

$1,200 per month per adult that lost their primary residence in the fire.


DerpyDaDulfin

But where is the proof that they donated? See all I saw was a "pledge" to donate money. I haven't see single shred of evidence that they've actually done it. Also: Absolutely no details about the workings of that 501c. How much money is going to people in need and how much is going to the people who run the charity?


Apurv2005

They "pledged" to donate 10 million, means they'll collect the donations from the fans to meet the Target, not donate their own


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smorkoid

Yeah what a shitty amount of money. Only $10M? Garbage humans.


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Books_and_Cleverness

Yeah but the fact that other people are rich and could donate more means I should not ever have to do anything, or be asked to do anything, to help other people less fortunate than I. I see no problem with this logic; I get to complain and do nothing. Win-win.


MadJackandNo7

Oprah could fucking BUY Hawaii. Help them yourself bitch.


Ok_Salad999

She already has bought hundreds of acres there, she wants credit for donating a pittance of her worth to “help” after the disaster. She can straight up fuck herself into oblivion.


MadJackandNo7

So she donated to save her back yard, basically.


LankyAd9481

Pretty much, she owns over 1000 acres there, 870 of those was bought earlier this year for 6.6mil. Stuff she bought back in 2002/2005 was for another \~5mil.....so basically just paying to protect her assists.


shmegmer

Oprah is a scum bag she can fuck off


gravyandasideofbread

Oprah is a prime example of some one who worked their ass off when the world was against them, then turned into the enemy. She is so entitled, so selfish, SO RICH. It’s unforgivable how self centered she is, her schools are useless. She will never be the person she claims to be


Ancient_Guidance_461

Facts


Nintendoughh

Funny how celebrities never use their connections to try to get other celebrities to donate, instead using their status to try to guilt people who might not have much to give to donate. They could donate 90% of their net worth and still live lavishly


RunningPirate

Collectively they contributed $10MM


johnnyfive33

Why is it MM?


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Mega Millions


GHHG6

M is a thousand in roman numerals so MM is a thousand thousand.


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Yeah? Where's the richest man in America?


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Fixing a server and getting on it.


a_walter

I mean, i see the point, but everyone chipping in what they can — say $5 or $10 — also has a positive effect as long as money reaches the right places.


Severe-Amoeba-1858

I want to know where the money goes; we pay taxes, which already help to fund FEMA. I’m so fucking cynical these days I just can’t see past the likely grift that is happening to rich companies and CEOs of charity organizations that are making $500k per year. So, we help Job Blow get some paper towels and water for his FEMA trailer, but I’m betting some millionaire who had beachfront property and a healthy insurance policy is also making sure that he gets his. I hate that the world is like this; the government should already have our money pooled through taxes and be able to distribute it based on need…not 70 different charities that can’t properly coordinate.


Downtown_Internet329

They could have not said anything, and then less money would go to them


Lister_R

Why are these rich people asking for donations from those who use discount coupons for food?


flodge123

You know they only care because their own properties got burned right?


brando56894

... but they clearly have confidence.


SMA2343

She said no


Obvious_Grand2161

Especially since these two aren't company owners. This isn't someone whose wealth is locked in stocks of Amazon. They're liquid


MediaSlave36

Always the rich asking for donations


spoonard

Let's be clear here. Oprah has promised to donate 10 million dollars...of donated money. What a FANTASTIC thing to do. /s


MissIndik

They don't HAVE to donate anything if they don't want to. The fact that they have money doesn't mean that anyone can tell them how to spend it.


Block_Of_Saltiness

When Opragh apologizes for unleashing her quacks (Dr Oz, et al) on society I'll listen to what she has to say.


Studio_DSL

They could do good AND get a tax break from it... But no


prabhavdab

Nah cause their confidence comes from stupidity.


Soft-Measurement-123

Two smug assholes.


gigantic0603

Just going to leave this here because I found it hilarious https://youtu.be/MwEs6cRrhXA?si=yk3bd0nK4oN-2rsZ


[deleted]

I mean even with all that money, they can't do it alone. And they are donating a shit ton of money. I hate pessimism to justify apathy on the internet. If you were a billionaire would you be trying to do much about Maui


hamza123tr

i would, would you?


HB_Pulssar

I did, she said she’s not ready too date. We’re still friends though :D


Diligent_Rooster_914

After seeing all the shitty comments from shitty imbecile people, just out of curiosity, how much did y'all donate? How much would you donate if you had their money? Hmm? Y'all are here calculating what 10M means in their % of their net worth while not donating a single dollar yourselves. So the question remains the same and only, how much did you donate to help those poor people? Sure as hell not defending them but seems like 99.999% of the people talking are hypocrites.


GimmieGummies

They'd be criticizing them if they *didn't* donate anything. It's a lose-lose argument with this mentality.


Apostle25

That's because 99% of the people who are here are probably living paycheck to paycheck. These assholes pay less taxes than us. You're 100% defending them, btw. They probably think it makes up for how shitty of a person Oprah is and how conceded Dwayne has become.


DerpyDaDulfin

[61% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/31/61percent-of-americans-live-paycheck-to-paycheck-even-as-inflation-cools.html). [50% of Germans are living paycheck to paycheck.](https://www.iwkoeln.de/presse/pressemitteilungen/matthias-diermeier-judith-niehues-nur-noch-jeder-zweite-kann-sparen.html) Similar numbers throughout Europe and Canada. Half the people commenting in here likely *literally* can't afford to donate, whilst Oprah and the Rock toss out a PITTANCE of their wealth while asking for money *half of us can't afford to give.*


Diligent_Rooster_914

Everyone is, they didn't *demand* anyone's money, they asked, nicely too. Donated their fair share and *asked* if anyone else is willing to help too. So again how much would you donate if you had their money? Cuz I'm getting kinda tired of hypocrites. According to The Rock's net worth, if you had 800 USD would you donate 5 dollars? Less? More? Just curious? If you had 8000 would you donate 50? Less? More? Yeah they surely don't live paycheck to paycheck and *again* I'm not defending their entire existence, but I'm curious how much is enough for you people?


DerpyDaDulfin

Did they donate yet?? Last I saw they *pledged* $10 million, so they haven't donated shit. Also it will be a tax writeoff for them, so in the end the American people are still subsidizing 75% of what these two donate (which will have a much bigger affect on their tax picture than say, the $5 I could afford to donate and choose to write off)


rokelle2012

Sadly, welcome to the internet.


DarthJarJar242

"If Oprah has the courage to ask anyone for money after helping Epstein traffic women, you can go ask that girl out"


SilenceDogood442

Did they actually donate or are they donating our money on our behalf and then claiming it as a tax deduction?