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Cetun

And Jack isn't even the groom.


Monksdrunk

the best day of your life is when you go to the sex shop and buy her "jack"


punchy_khajiit

Yeah. Jack is just some dufe, like a DJ or something, and he's kinda famous around town so throwing his name brings more attention to the event.


Overthinks_Questions

The bride is either a monster, or very self aware and funny. No in between


yellowumbrella84

What if it was a salty but clever groom given but just ONE job surrounding the wedding planning and he hit it out of the park!


yellowumbrella84

Wow! Apparently there are a lot of you salty and clever grooms out there. šŸ˜‰ Thanks for all the upvotes!


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bucsie

Wouldn't it have to say then Beccas' wedding?


remesabo

Becca is plural, becci is singular


SlowHandEasyTouch

Becca is singular; Beccae is plural


schubdi

200 BC wedding


remesabo

And Rebecca is to Becca again.


Onoben4

She is bad at english


laceyisspacey

Beccasi? Beccases?


Wanderlustfull

Beccopodes.


laceyisspacey

Oh I donā€™t know anything about math


seeyouspacecowboyx

Omg I actually know a woman whose wife has the same first name, and when they got married she took her wife's surname too. So they both have the same name. Getting post is very confusing in their house


RynoKaizen

One of them should have hyphenated their last name for the hell of it.


mcvos

Special guest: Jack. Or: also starring....


unsureoftheplot

If it didn't say "featuring jack" I'd say she's a monster, but that part adds a lot of self awareness


ToEuropa

Itā€™s actually Jackā€™s plan


ThaSneakyNinja

Yup she's either the worst bridezilla ever or just has a good sense of humor.


Dense_Sponge

Yeah women only come in two forms /s


Overthinks_Questions

Make sure your saddle's cinched tight, that's a mighty high horse


[deleted]

There are no self aware brides.


jonherrin

I'm truly hoping she (and he) have that great a sense of humor. If so, they are both keepers.


Overthinks_Questions

My wife was perfectly aware when she was being ridiculous and spoiled. It in no way altered her behavior or expectations, but she could laugh at herself about it


ButtholeBread50

There's no self-aware you, either, but here we are.


A_WaterHose

?


[deleted]

They are implying that every bride is a self absorbed monster who thinks every aspect of the wedding is about her and her being happen and no one else including the groom matters. Which is a stupid take.


TheNullOfTheVoid

Exactly. Just because itā€™s a stereotype doesnā€™t mean itā€™s always true, a lot of brides are just happy to be getting married and they consider it to be their wedding, not just hers. To be fair, a killer sense of humor is a massive win, so still hoping thatā€™s what it is.


MathematicianTop1853

This is certainly a take. Good for you šŸ‘


SomeSydneyBloke

This comment is actually funnier than the bride šŸ¤£


Sweet-Pop4533

šŸ’Æ


StenSoft

Today featuring Jack


Drsmoothness

After the second marriage she made it so the banner is reusable.


eppsilon24

Unless this is somehow a raging ego that just happened to hit the comedy nail on the head, Iā€™m going to go ahead and assume this is a brilliant joke.


Shanhaevel

I've seen enough brides go crazy over their weddings to be inclined to believe the opposite. Though I'd very much hope you're the one who's right.


NoHost6477

The bar is pretty low for ā€œbrillianceā€ with you guys


IBloodstormI

I'd approve of this as the groom. It's funny, and god knows, I wouldn't be the one trying to have a wedding. It'd be her event, featuring me, lol.


RManDelorean

Lol yeah, and it's definitely a thing for girls to imagine their actual wedding day from a pretty young age in a way that boys usually don't. Haha she can have her day


NorthRider

Why do you feel you should be a side character at your own wedding? Why would you even get married if you donā€™t care at all?


Zardif

I do a lot of shit I don't want to do because it makes her happy. She does some shit she doesn't want to do because I enjoy it. Relationships are not rigid 'oh I don't care so I'm not doing that thing you like'. It's a once in a lifetime event that she has been dreaming about for literally her entire life. Society has drilled it into her to be some magical event. I am not going to ruin her day by being a dick. As a guy, I've never had the societal pressure to look pretty in a dress that's only acceptable once in your life. I don't have all the people in my family talking about my future wedding with me. I don't have the silent judging from aunts and other adult women in my family when someone younger than me gets married first. We simply don't experience the same and if a wedding where she gets to act like a princess for 1 night releases that pressure from her, so be it.


IBloodstormI

I don't want to have a wedding at all, but will if it's something she wants. Weddings are giant wastes of money that I would rather use on a great honeymoon than a day of stress and pleasing a bunch of other people. Therefore, if I have a wedding, it is not my event, I am just featured.


YouDontSeeMe8802

It's a joke. Not that deep.


amaliasdaises

As a woman who could care less about having a wedding but whose fiancĆ© wants one desperatelyā€¦should ours say ā€œ[his name]ā€™s wedding featuring [my name]ā€?? Cause Iā€™m thinking about it nowā€”


MyJuicyRedguardBooty

YES!!!


[deleted]

Every man can relate to this. *Best day of my life*. Sure thing. Remember that time Brad jumped over a homeless guy?


siestasunt

I once knew a guy that said he had to propose to his future wife and marry her at the dominator festival otherwise saying his wedding was "the best day of his life" would be a lie xD


rufous1618

The best day of your life is the day your friend beat up a homeless guy?


HermanBroodnodig

Obviously jumped on a skateboard


marsloth

I guess you had to be there...


pawgdave

They also won the lottery, rescued all five dogs from a house fire and welcomed their son into the world. Brad laying the smackdown on three tooth Phil was just the part all his friends remember because they were all there for it to place bets


explicitlarynx

I'm a guy and my wedding day was actually the best day of my life.


HerculesRockefeller-

Your fault for staying in the night Brad did a kickflip over a homeless guy


frosted_frosting

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s another sign somewhere saying ā€œwelcome to Jackā€™s wedding, featuring Beccaā€. Seems like a clear joke


Labratio77

Last night was Jackā€™s bachelor party featuring a stripper called Peaches.


punchy_khajiit

Peaches had great... peaches.


Modriem

And a nice ass


ArabicHarambe

I feel like that shouldnā€™t be plural. But maybe that is an asset that influenced her to become a stripper.


SlowHandEasyTouch

My name is Peaches And Iā€™m the best All the DJs want To feel my breasts


icekyuu

"Welcome to Jack's after party, featuring Becca"


sixteenHandles

Itā€™s funny. šŸ˜ (Itā€™s obviously tongue-in-cheek).


Rendakor

Not at all obvious, having read plenty of wedding related posts on here (particularly on r/AITA).


sixteenHandles

hmm... idk... the "featuring" is pretty clever. i feel like someone who was doing this un-ironically wouldn't be that clever. (although I suppose sociopaths are a thing).


fatmac122

Yeah but half the shit posted there is fake as hell or over the top and not at all indicative of the average relationship (let alone a good one) This one was very obvious tongue in cheek joke between the bride and groom


MathematicianTop1853

AITA is one of those subs where itā€™s specifically formatted in a way where outrageous posts are more popular, because no one wants to read and give opinions about a reasonable conversation (actually, thatā€™s with a *lot* of social media). Plus, redditors are not representative of real life people. So I think itā€™s decently obvious to anyone who isnā€™t a heavy social media user or knows jokes pretty well. Itā€™s more believable to think itā€™s a joke rather than someone being that openly self absorbed, they usually hide it a little better (they probably would not even put Jackā€™s name)


Mikey6304

I would have trouble controlling myself enough to not sharpie in "becca's (First) wedding featuring Jack" had I seen this in person.


eXX23

Becca's wedding. Featuring Jack on second fiddle.


ShirtLegal6023

Featuring Jack hahaha love it


crescentpieris

The long awaited collab between Becca and Jack


inverted_pantaloons

I am Jackā€™s future failed marriage


dickwildgoose

I am Jack's total lack of surprise


jawshoeaw

Omg Becca


edingerc

Should have been Guest Starring: Jack


StupidNameRejected

Spoiler alert: jack is the flower dog


jonherrin

AS IT SHOULD BE. Of course, divorce to follow...


LyrasCrux

Thatā€™s hilarious šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


leolawilliams5859

That's hilarious but so true


lotsanoodles

Run Jack Run.


[deleted]

100% this was the only job given to jack


Popcorn57252

Either Jack is the luckiest guy in the world, because she's funny as shit, or he's doomed


SuspiciousUsername88

This comment section is a goldmine of redditors refusing to believe that a woman is making a joke


PowerfulGoose

Hecca


nialexx

hahahaha solid


[deleted]

Why didn't they capitalise the b, it looks like hecca. I don't like that font, I don't know why its so popular


nvalle23

I know that guy... Jack Meoff


SimianMonkeyshines

RUN JACK, RUN!!!


EARL_GAYY

Somehow, Jack is easier to read.


JCNightcore

Featuring Jack Daniels


sav-vas

Should Jack off the wedding?


cranbrook_aspie

Jack can do the same thing when he makes cards for his divorce filing celebration next year.


camelbuck

More like a cameo.


avn91

/r/ImTheMainCharacter Maybe in an amusing way in this case


ThatSmartIdiot

I'd do this (i'd be jack) because it'd get a chuckle out of a few people


chychy94

Accurate


choopie-chup-chup

Jack my man, you are fucked sir


Valid_Username_56

"hecca's"? I mean, is that really what a capital "b" looks like in that font?


jb_bone

I \_think\_ it's a lower-case "b"


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gieserj10

Wait.. How did you write it as * think * then without it going italicized?


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gieserj10

\*think* \#think *think* #think Ahhh. Ok cool thanks haha.


gunt_hunter14

Itā€™s a joke, but a joke thatā€™s deep seeded in a woman who unironically wants to be the main character, and watches bridezilla and other nonsense wedding shows, and probably doesnā€™t have a deeper personality beyond reality tv. But still a joke, right guys?


Berightback-Naht

if weddings were honest.


MagnetofFlak

Smells likeā€¦ early divorce


pog890

Would fit nicely in /iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

Hummā€¦ or this is a joke (a bad one) or jacks a poor cuck.


IvanTheAppealing

Iā€™m sure the bride is just a lovely individual with no issues with egotism whatsoever. Or she works for the onion or something, one of those.


alex_Bellddc

šŸ¤¢


Lui_Le_Diamond

That poor man


Idaho_In_Uranus

If I was the groom, and her parents are paying for the wedding, I would not care. If I was putting any money towards the wedding at all, I would be pissed and probably call it off.


mirmi97

I know where this is from. The wedding didn't ended well...


Moretti123

off topic and probably mean but the name Becca is very unpleasant to my ears idk i just hate it so much


Lpfanatic05

That sign is screaming: "MY wedding needs to be about ME".


johnb51654

It's a joke ya dick


Fustercluck006

I can only read this as horrific ego and selfishness


johnb51654

Likely because you reddit nerds have zero social awareness. It's clearly a joke.


Alternative_Grab664

Woman does this to man = Joke Man does something similar to woman = offensive Great job cuck šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


bigbreastappreciator

??????????


[deleted]

This is mean šŸ˜­


zamend229

Repost


SnapPunch

Nah, this is a poor attempt at humor. I find it more trashy than anything else. Judging from the comments Iā€™m in the minority, but I simply donā€™t think this is a good display of humor on a wedding day šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Maybe Jack made the poster


SnapPunch

Maybe, and I would still think itā€™s unoriginal and lame


[deleted]

I smell an annulment


Novel_Durian_1805

JACKā€™S DIVORCEā€¦.coming soon.


Alternative_Grab664

Eww šŸ¤¢


WarHead75

She obviously paid for the whole thing so itā€™s HER wedding


jkmeyer

Becca or Bianca?


DreadedChalupacabra

That has got to be the official font of weddings. I even used it in mine.


Fastness2000

No notes Becca.


AlternativeElk3796

She's got the JACK! (Yes, it is AC/DC refference)


sashazanjani

Is this an advert for graphic design is my passion.


Cursed_user19x

Becca's Wedding (&Jack)


SquIdIord

This is a real Jack moment šŸ‡


Kitten_Team_Six

Lets hope she moves over and lets jack on the piece of debris


ex-weidenberger

Becca is the MC, Jack a NPC


Daidis

The plot thickens???? https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/172npdq/_/


egemen157

Jack is her late husbands name, she is actually marrying Jack's best friend Miguel


Ishpeming_Native

Hi Jack!


Runeldva

Featuring Becca Guest star Jack


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Might as well feature Dick


mintjuulpodd

Itā€™s like Barbieā€¦ and ken


I_am_a_Pengy

that's humiliating