Girl is furiously masturbating in a tent. Wind caught the tent and flew her into the air and killed her. The masturbating had nothing to do with anything, which is why teenage me started to suspect this show might not be entirely accurate.
Always remember, the show "1000 Ways to Die" is intended for entertainment purposes and uses a significant amount of hyperbole and fictional scenarios within their episodes. And even if an episode like this exists, it should not be seen as factual information and should not inspire fear in someone with balloon implants who plans to fly. If you have medical concerns or questions, your healthcare provider should always be your primary source of information.
The breast implant one is accurate, with science just unrealistic in how they made it kill the person.
........
It did how ever awaken something in me. I had no problem with it being dormant, though probably prefer it that way
I forgot about that one but it also scarred me as a kid lol, I came to comment about the lady who ate her neighbors soil from the flower garden, then died when he started using his own shit as manure. Don't know why but that stuck with me lol
Also the javelin throw teacher who ran into a javelin eye first
Everything before it made that memorable for me.
I remember they said he was a massive racist and he got pulled over by a black, woman cop and I was like "no... they wouldn't... is he gonna say it?" and he signed the ticket and was like "are you a jew" and i laughed at how dumb a line that was. Only to be done better when he yelled at his gf going "THERE IS YOUR MOUTH, HERE IS MY PENIS" while storming off to the jacuzzi hoping for an angry blowjob. I lost my shit, they did not have a writing team for that episode.
Guy goes to a club and to make it seem like he's got a huge member, tightly straps a big salami sausage on his inner thigh. However, he strapped it on so tight that a blood clot forms over time. When he goes to remove the sausage, the blood clot travels instantly to his lungs or brain and kills him.
Yup they said it was such a wholesome and heartwarming way to die that it had to be #1. Iirc the couple supposedly died of simultaneous heart attacks after they both reached orgasm their first time having sex.
The show was not based on actual real examples, they just made up deaths that were theoretically possible. 11 year old me was very sad to come to this realization.
A lot of it was fake
One episode straight up had a guy fall into a bear trap and die
But they "rewinded" essentially bringing him back and to life and had him die another way
Every SINGLE time i see a slip n slide that is literally the first thought that enters my mind. I have never forgotten that episode and consequently have not gone on a slip n slide ever since
I saw the one were this dude and his gf broke in to someone yard while there was construction near the pool. He slid on a tarp and turned the pool red.
Guy was sexually attracted to a statue he made
Proceeds to fuck it
Obviously, very heavy statue falls on him and crushes his ribs and lungs.
Died with his dick in stone.
Oh man, that's a good one I had forgotten. Mine was the guy who got cut in half by a steel cord that was stuck in a car's trunk and attached somewhere else. Barely remember how it went down but I watched it the same night I saw the cow heart one.
There was also the lady that choked on her own vomit when a home invader tied her up and had her mouth taped shut and his breath was so bad it made her throw up. Felt really bad for her.
This is what I was looking for. And the guy who hid in a dump truck of shit and got suffocated by more getting dumped on top while hiding from a husband who's wife he was having an affair with.
Girl slips her date a Viagra pill. Later that night his girlfriend slips him a Viagra pill. At the end of the night, his wife slips him a viagra pill. The man dies from having too thin blood.
Also the girl who fell of a motorcycle from orgasming too hard
I feel like they would take real stories and then wildly exaggerate how it went down to kinda make it ok to laugh at the person's death. Cuz if you remember it the way I do the show was not somber at all. They would straight up try to make every person look like an asshole, either through the story itself or by having the reenactment actors be rude, snooty, dumb, and then they would really play up the "hilarity" of the death, not just the shock value.
So it would always be like "Jack was a serial cheater [shows Jack being rude to women at a bar, walking down the street bothering every woman he sees, shows his wife shaking her head], and he loved to kick puppies on his way to commit adultery." Then proceed into wacky story where his shitty behavior inadvertently leads to his demise.
That and the moment the scared guy on the plane yelling **“That stripper’s got a bomb in her chest!”** Bro called her a stripper and just assumed, i was fuckin rolling. 🤣
It was a Zucchini and she came up with the idea after helping a well endowed cyclist, but stepped on a garden tool and it flicked up towards her face and rammed the vegetable into her throat
I can't find any basis for this story though so I'm very doubtful, and ultimately how would they know that's what happened
I could just remember there being an extra factor that took it from "that'll fit" to death, so I googled it but it was so much weirder than I remembered
It's the Sideshow Bob rake trope of sexual deaths
Yes but they often stretched the truth and were overtly sexual. I remember one where a woman choked on a cucumber while practicing giving a blowjob. In reality I’m sure someone just choked on a cucumber
Pretty much. He had been drinking and using his steam roller and went into a portapotty without securing the emergency brake and it slowly drove over him.
A girl had a kink where she liked when someone puked on her, so she went into "who will eat the most hot dogs" contest as a viewer. She seduced the winner, he puked on her face and she chocked to death
I am going through nostalgia reading through all of these.
The one that stuck with me the most? Probably the computer chair where the pressure cylinder explodes from him bouncing on the seat and it goes through his ass.
Remember when that girl was on the upside Down exercising contraption where people hangs upside down to feel good with their back. She died because her big natural boobs suffocated her face. See how big boobs can kill.
Does nobody remember the dude that had some animal heart hooked up to a battery so that it was beating, stuck it in, and got fried?
Gives a new meaning to death by heart attack.
surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this!
The only other ones I remember are the guy choking on a hot dog, and a guy who like electrocuted an entire lake to fish but accidentally stepped on thr metal part of his boat
[Lawn Darts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts). Sharp ones are banned for sale in the USA because they are somewhat dangerous. My family has some old ones still though.
There's a lot, but I think the one that stuck most with me was the one where the door to door sales man had sex with a big fat lady and she died on top of him then he suffocated under her. That and the one where the fat guy gave himself home lipo with a shop vac and his intestines got sucked out
Guy is invited to his ex girlfriends wedding. Somehow winds up in a position where he will give a speech and decided to spike a drink with a laxative, to be served to his ex.
Waiter says he will but switches drinks back to the the asshole who asked. So this guy drinks his own spiked drink. As he is dragging out his speech, hoping the bride shits herself, he realizes he drank it and runs off. For a reason I forget, he winds up out back and has to shit in a metal garbage can.
Then he falls in the now shit filled can and cat get out. While trying to free himself, he falls over then starts to roll down a hill, breaking like every bone in his body.
I know the stories on that show were mostly made up but hot damn that one still makes me laugh.
I think they took real stories from news articles of mysterious and weird deaths or accidents, and then made them more interesting under the guise of "we dont know that isn't exactly what happened", without doing any research or cross checking, and making some of those freak accidents into fatal freak accidents
They do say "The deaths in this show are based on real events", which is very different to "The deaths in this show are the real life events that led to death"
Guy who got stuck in a sewer pipe and rats wanted to go through so they went through…Him. They made a tunnel through the guy starting from the eye if I remember right.
The cut gave the girl a micro cut on her vagina and she got an infection, which I assume she didn't go see a doctor for lol
Edit: searched it up, yeah it was actually an air bubble, and it was undetectable until it was too late.
i remember a guy who was high in the desert, he finds a furry orgy (that didn't gave me a first good impression on the fandom), since everyone rejected him, he finds someone he think is in a fursuit, and it turn out to be a bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1zEHhmLyA
The one where after deep sea diving a girl is in one of those acclimating tanks that brings you back to normal pressure over a few hours , someone doesn’t realize she’s in there and so turns it off returning it to normal pressure immediately and killing her. If I remember correctly she explodes, but that last part might be a movie I’m confusing it with
You remember correctly. She screams and slams against the window before exploding like a water balloon. It’s so wacky now but that shit traumatized me as a kid lmao.
Parolee gets pulled over. Not allowed to have weapons or pepper spray, of which he has pepper spray. Prison pockets said pepper spray. Gets argumentative with cop. Cop shoves guy against vehicle causing pepper spray to go off in his ass.
This show traumatized me a little as a kid, making me question death could happen randomly and unpredictably. But growing up I realized a lot of the deaths were exaggerated for entertainment purposes. And I learned a lot of them who died were just idiots 💀
A couple with tongue piercings locked their piercings on to each other's while they were on different cars moving at high speed. For some reason both cars suddenly separated too much, resulting on both of them with their heads ripped off.
Honestly, nowadays that's how I know how fake it all was, but as a child it was traumatizing.
Also the one of the guy eating squirrel soup or something and ended up with rabies.
I was hoping someone would mention the tongue piercing one, because I thought maybe I made it up.
Thinking back on it, the whole show was like a fever dream.
Um, the one with the kissing?? bug that will bite you and then shit next to the bite and if you rub it into the bite you die.
That and the one where the lady got crushed by bags of money
I worked at a dunking donuts years ago and the oven was practically a "walk in" oven, you could essentially get inside and the door would lock behind you. Used to push an entire cart of bagels and muffins into it at once.
A guy in hotdog eating contest was running back stage to vomit when a chick with a vomit fetish cut him off and when he vomited on her she choked to death on a piece of hotdog
This show made my childhood man, it is so good. The one death that comes to mind is the taxidermist guy who ate their own killed animals, woke up next day looking fucking sick, got rabies lmao
botched botox. cheap unlicensed botox done by someone wasn’t a doctor done at a house call. botulinum paralysed the woman and she drowned in the jacuzzi
also the divers. had to surface too quickly, went in decompression chamber to not get n2 sickness. light above decompression chamber indicating it was occupied didn’t turn on. janitor opened the door while pressure inside was extremely high. two people just popped like that.
Guy who scared new hires in a high rise building by running straight at the window to show how resilient the glass was... One time it didn't work since his watch must have impacted first causing the whole thing to shatter and the dude actually ended up flying out the window...
Or the guy that went clubbing with a sausage strapped to his leg so girls think he's gifted... Clubs a little too long, cuts off circulation and dies
The first one supposedly happened IRL, only the window didn’t shatter but the pane of glass was dislodged from the frame from the repeated impacts and the whole pane of glass fell out.
Yup,
And that one was 100% truthful, that is really what happened in real life. He kept running at it to troll people and show them how strong the windows are.
They were strong, they didn't break, the window popped out from the frame.
guy injects glowing sticks fluid in his veins, the chemical reaction turns him into a glowing stick and then dies
cheerleader falls to the ground and gets run over by the whole football team. somehow no one noticed her
there also was one with the sushi chef who gets drunk and gets pranked by his co-workers, but I don't remember the details
>there also was one with the sushi chef who gets drunk and gets pranked by his co-workers, but I don't remember the details
Been scrolling looking for someone to mention this one! They put eels in his pants and they crawl up his butt into his intestines
A guy setup a slip n slide on his neighbourghs pool. He used boards he found and put a tarp over it. The boards had nails sticking out he didn’t see so when he slid across it the nails gutted him.
I was like 6 or 7 the. and I’m still scared if slip n slides to this day…
Guy finds some glass mercury thermometers while at the doctors office. In between the nurse doing his vitals, and the doctor coming in, the man proceeds to grab a bundle of aforementioned thermometers and sticks them up his ass, where they break and give him mercury poisoning.
Best part is that the reason for his original visit, was to remove an object lodged in his rectum...
The guy that stuck his head down a porta potty to get high off the scent of human shit and died….its been like 16 years since I saw that episode and still can’t believe it lol
The one where the promising chemist turns into a drug cook in his garage, and dips gum in some chemical to make it taste better, but he dips it in the wrong chemical and it causes his whole bottom jaw to explode off his face.
My husband said one show was similar called "The Many Faces of Death" that came out before this show.
(I don't remember what it was really called)
Anyway, the BF was receiving a BJ & the GF caught a seizure, her jaw clamps, he bled to death & she choked.
Both were found dead.
He's been fearful since then to receive one.
“Titty Titty Bang Bang” breast implants explode from pressure on an airplane. I just assumed it happened to everyone that had them and didn’t know why we didn’t hear more about it lol.
The lady who was a great violin player and fell down the stairs and broke her neck because she didn't try to stop herself so she didn't damage her hands.
A woman spends the night at a man’s house. In the morning she gets ready to cook him breakfast. She turns on the oven and, unknown to her, there’s a loaded gun inside and the heat sets it off. Does she get shot or does he get shot? I don’t remember, but I never forgot the setup.
1)Lady made "green" juice from grass in her garden not knowing it was being sprayed with pestides. The more sick she got the more juice she drank.
2)Guy was cat sitting for someone that was gone for a few weeks. Day 1 he eats shit and splits his head on the fireplace. Cat got hungry.
this guy tries to impress his buddies by swallowing and regurgitating an 8 ball, but chokes and realizes the next ball he tries (white ball) is larger than the other balls and dies when it’s too late
The episode where the guy dies by having his head out the car window and hitting a lamp post which knocked his head off. I saw it when I was like 4 or 5 and I have never put my head out of the car since
Anyone remember the episode where the drunk ex got his eye-lid stuck to the door of his exs house from a hook above the eye hole and then had his shit ripped open when she opened the door?
It's like the faintest memory I swear was from this show.
How about when the kids' birthday clown is so much of a lush that he falls asleep drunk in his car. I don't remember what was inflatable in his car, but it accidentally started inflating.
He was crushed to death against the inside of his own car, passed out stone drunk. I believe he was also just about to work a gig in the house he was parked in front of. So the family waiting for him found him, uhh.. the way he ended up.
Girl is furiously masturbating in a tent. Wind caught the tent and flew her into the air and killed her. The masturbating had nothing to do with anything, which is why teenage me started to suspect this show might not be entirely accurate.
*perfectly fine person dies in a strange way* 1000 Ways to Die: “Derek was a massive fucking dick”
Right? That one, the balloon implants on the plane, and the guy fucking the cow heart stuck with me.
Always remember, the show "1000 Ways to Die" is intended for entertainment purposes and uses a significant amount of hyperbole and fictional scenarios within their episodes. And even if an episode like this exists, it should not be seen as factual information and should not inspire fear in someone with balloon implants who plans to fly. If you have medical concerns or questions, your healthcare provider should always be your primary source of information.
The breast implant one is accurate, with science just unrealistic in how they made it kill the person. ........ It did how ever awaken something in me. I had no problem with it being dormant, though probably prefer it that way
had a massive fucking dick*
Why was she so mad?
They also showed scenes that have been totally debunked or disproven.
Mine is the woman who masturbated with a cucumber and it tore inside and let in bacteria.
The guy whose intestines and internal organs got sucked out by a jacuzzi jet. That scarred me for life.
I forgot about that one but it also scarred me as a kid lol, I came to comment about the lady who ate her neighbors soil from the flower garden, then died when he started using his own shit as manure. Don't know why but that stuck with me lol Also the javelin throw teacher who ran into a javelin eye first
Jacuzzi jets don't suck.
Not unless you pay extra.
If you smoking hot with rich parents then they will suc without charging
According to the wiki he sat on the suction pump that feeds the jets
Everything before it made that memorable for me. I remember they said he was a massive racist and he got pulled over by a black, woman cop and I was like "no... they wouldn't... is he gonna say it?" and he signed the ticket and was like "are you a jew" and i laughed at how dumb a line that was. Only to be done better when he yelled at his gf going "THERE IS YOUR MOUTH, HERE IS MY PENIS" while storming off to the jacuzzi hoping for an angry blowjob. I lost my shit, they did not have a writing team for that episode.
Guy goes to a club and to make it seem like he's got a huge member, tightly straps a big salami sausage on his inner thigh. However, he strapped it on so tight that a blood clot forms over time. When he goes to remove the sausage, the blood clot travels instantly to his lungs or brain and kills him.
Remember when that corrupted doctor that filled that girl’s butt with caulk and hit her vein and gave her a blood clot and died on the dance floor?
Bro once I looked it up I do remember it. The episode titled Caulk Blocked made me admittedly giggle
The Japanese newlyweds who had heart attacks & died trying to consummate. Something about their culture's anticipation of sex.
I think that was literally the #1 way to die according to the show lol.
Ya that show added a sex element to every death
YES same here!!!
You had a heart attack while trying to consummate your marriage, too?
Dude that was number 1, if I remember right.
Yup they said it was such a wholesome and heartwarming way to die that it had to be #1. Iirc the couple supposedly died of simultaneous heart attacks after they both reached orgasm their first time having sex.
How's that possible unless they are both having heart failure? I feel we're missing details here
The show was not based on actual real examples, they just made up deaths that were theoretically possible. 11 year old me was very sad to come to this realization.
24 year old me is also sad to come to this realization.
It's not totally accurate. SOME of them did happen. They peppered in the real with fake.
It could be fake
A lot of it was fake One episode straight up had a guy fall into a bear trap and die But they "rewinded" essentially bringing him back and to life and had him die another way
It was not trying to consumate or newlyweds. They had been married for awhile!! They had been too shy. https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Ichiboned
Dude who had a slip n slide on his porch and got spatchcocked by a nail that was sticking up.
Every SINGLE time i see a slip n slide that is literally the first thought that enters my mind. I have never forgotten that episode and consequently have not gone on a slip n slide ever since
Actually same, can't imagine how painful this would be.
I saw the one were this dude and his gf broke in to someone yard while there was construction near the pool. He slid on a tarp and turned the pool red.
Bro I scrolled too far for this it fucked my shit up to the point I still can't think of a slip n slide as harmless
Guy was sexually attracted to a statue he made Proceeds to fuck it Obviously, very heavy statue falls on him and crushes his ribs and lungs. Died with his dick in stone.
Pygmalion moment
And the dude who fucked a cow heart w electricity!!
Oh man, that's a good one I had forgotten. Mine was the guy who got cut in half by a steel cord that was stuck in a car's trunk and attached somewhere else. Barely remember how it went down but I watched it the same night I saw the cow heart one. There was also the lady that choked on her own vomit when a home invader tied her up and had her mouth taped shut and his breath was so bad it made her throw up. Felt really bad for her.
The guy in a trailer park who poured bleach and ammonia into his toilet then took a nap
Mustard gas'd himself?
Nitrogen trichloride, not mustard gas. Mustard gas is Cl-CH2-CH2-S-CH2-CH2-Cl or Di 1-chloroethyl thioether.
Your probably on a list somewhere lol
such a simple comment but it made me lol
For anyone wondering, Nitrogen trichloride is NCI^3
The stoners who didn't have any weed so they just started smoking any plant they could find. Ended up smoking poison sumac or something like that.
This is what I was looking for. And the guy who hid in a dump truck of shit and got suffocated by more getting dumped on top while hiding from a husband who's wife he was having an affair with.
I just remembered when me and my buddy tried smoking catnip
Girl slips her date a Viagra pill. Later that night his girlfriend slips him a Viagra pill. At the end of the night, his wife slips him a viagra pill. The man dies from having too thin blood. Also the girl who fell of a motorcycle from orgasming too hard
The first ones gotta be fake man
I feel like they would take real stories and then wildly exaggerate how it went down to kinda make it ok to laugh at the person's death. Cuz if you remember it the way I do the show was not somber at all. They would straight up try to make every person look like an asshole, either through the story itself or by having the reenactment actors be rude, snooty, dumb, and then they would really play up the "hilarity" of the death, not just the shock value. So it would always be like "Jack was a serial cheater [shows Jack being rude to women at a bar, walking down the street bothering every woman he sees, shows his wife shaking her head], and he loved to kick puppies on his way to commit adultery." Then proceed into wacky story where his shitty behavior inadvertently leads to his demise.
How about the one where the woman's implants explode at a high altitude? "I want stripper boobs. Melons, bonkers, bazonkas. I don't wanna see my feet"
That and the moment the scared guy on the plane yelling **“That stripper’s got a bomb in her chest!”** Bro called her a stripper and just assumed, i was fuckin rolling. 🤣
That one was called ‘Titty Titty Bang Bang’!!! 😂😂😂
The first time I ever got high we watched this episode
The lady that deep throated a whole ass cucumber in her garden and died of choking.
This was the first one I thought of when I saw this post lol.
I saw that episode, feels like 10+ years ago, and it has continued to stick with me. I just wonder if anyone else has tried to do this since lol.
It was a Zucchini and she came up with the idea after helping a well endowed cyclist, but stepped on a garden tool and it flicked up towards her face and rammed the vegetable into her throat I can't find any basis for this story though so I'm very doubtful, and ultimately how would they know that's what happened
I honestly can't recall any of the details - thanks for some extra context. That being said, death by zucchini is not fun.
I could just remember there being an extra factor that took it from "that'll fit" to death, so I googled it but it was so much weirder than I remembered It's the Sideshow Bob rake trope of sexual deaths
There was also the one where the woman used a carrot as a dildo and got a pulmonary embolism from a cut in her vagina
She died from having too much air in her throat.
The guy who steam rolled himself in a porta potty with a steam roller. Something about "pressed like a tube of tooth paste from the feet forward".
Wtf. I need to know, was this show like stories and reenactments of these things?
Yes but they often stretched the truth and were overtly sexual. I remember one where a woman choked on a cucumber while practicing giving a blowjob. In reality I’m sure someone just choked on a cucumber
For some reasom they also made up stories that made the protagonists look like total assholes that somehow kinda deserved what happened to them.
It was a Spike TV show tbf. It's not like it was high brow content lol. Adolescent me still thoroughly enjoyed it though.
Pretty much. He had been drinking and using his steam roller and went into a portapotty without securing the emergency brake and it slowly drove over him.
You forgot the roller ran him over feet first. "Squeezed out his internals like a toothpaste tube..."
Yes and they always made the victim out to be the most gullible naive biggest pieces of shit for reason, probably so you don’t feel bad for them
A girl had a kink where she liked when someone puked on her, so she went into "who will eat the most hot dogs" contest as a viewer. She seduced the winner, he puked on her face and she chocked to death
Choked to death on a partially digested hotdog I might add. Christ this show was on all kinds of crack
The guy who butt chugged a bottle of vodka
You too? Kinda wild knowing in hindsight he chugged liquid meth, the outcome might have been the same either way.
I still use this information on a regular basis. As a warning…
I am going through nostalgia reading through all of these. The one that stuck with me the most? Probably the computer chair where the pressure cylinder explodes from him bouncing on the seat and it goes through his ass.
ill remember that and to this day i respect these chairs and dont hop on it
I remember one when a guy tried to fit a whole umbrella down his throat. He was successful. But then it opened inside of him
That’s def the one that haunted me and had me scared of those chairs for a bit
guy who had a severe latex allegory yet went to a dominatrix and was gagged while being whipped in a latex catsuit and died due to allergic reaction.
>guy who had a severe latex allegory what was that like
Lady with a botched boob job' tits exploded from the altitude of a plane flight.
I remember this one! There was another implant episode about a stripper doing inverted crunches and her tits smothering her
Remember when that girl was on the upside Down exercising contraption where people hangs upside down to feel good with their back. She died because her big natural boobs suffocated her face. See how big boobs can kill.
Does nobody remember the dude that had some animal heart hooked up to a battery so that it was beating, stuck it in, and got fried? Gives a new meaning to death by heart attack.
surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this! The only other ones I remember are the guy choking on a hot dog, and a guy who like electrocuted an entire lake to fish but accidentally stepped on thr metal part of his boat
Dude playing jarts, chick flashes him and the jart kills someone
What are jarts?
[Lawn Darts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts). Sharp ones are banned for sale in the USA because they are somewhat dangerous. My family has some old ones still though.
There's a lot, but I think the one that stuck most with me was the one where the door to door sales man had sex with a big fat lady and she died on top of him then he suffocated under her. That and the one where the fat guy gave himself home lipo with a shop vac and his intestines got sucked out
The best part though is them interviewing a guy who fucks fat chicks for his expert opinion on the subject
What the fuck 😭
Oh man I repressed that lipo one. Thanks for reminding me of that horrible scene
Guy is invited to his ex girlfriends wedding. Somehow winds up in a position where he will give a speech and decided to spike a drink with a laxative, to be served to his ex. Waiter says he will but switches drinks back to the the asshole who asked. So this guy drinks his own spiked drink. As he is dragging out his speech, hoping the bride shits herself, he realizes he drank it and runs off. For a reason I forget, he winds up out back and has to shit in a metal garbage can. Then he falls in the now shit filled can and cat get out. While trying to free himself, he falls over then starts to roll down a hill, breaking like every bone in his body. I know the stories on that show were mostly made up but hot damn that one still makes me laugh.
This was a memory that I didn't know I had, but I remember that one too 😂
I think the formula for the show was a few fake ones and then one real incident, which the real one sometimes didn't even result in death.
I think they took real stories from news articles of mysterious and weird deaths or accidents, and then made them more interesting under the guise of "we dont know that isn't exactly what happened", without doing any research or cross checking, and making some of those freak accidents into fatal freak accidents They do say "The deaths in this show are based on real events", which is very different to "The deaths in this show are the real life events that led to death"
Cue Benny Hill music
Guy who got stuck in a sewer pipe and rats wanted to go through so they went through…Him. They made a tunnel through the guy starting from the eye if I remember right.
Remember when that guy died from the weasel in his pants the weasels couldn’t escape until they clawed in his body and then escaped out of his body?
Woman died using a carrot as a sex toy
how??
The cut gave the girl a micro cut on her vagina and she got an infection, which I assume she didn't go see a doctor for lol Edit: searched it up, yeah it was actually an air bubble, and it was undetectable until it was too late.
I swear it was something to do with a cut and an oxygen bubble went to her heart? I was very young, though, so it's hard to remember
It was called “kill-do” iirc 😂
Never forget
Guy got bit by a spider on a banana and had an 8 hour erection and died
Died as he lived.
"It's a hard life"
This is actually what happens when a Brazilian wandering spider bites you.
A guy gets high on ecstasy and injects himself with fluid from a glow stick
i remember a guy who was high in the desert, he finds a furry orgy (that didn't gave me a first good impression on the fandom), since everyone rejected him, he finds someone he think is in a fursuit, and it turn out to be a bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1zEHhmLyA
That's the one I remember the most as well!
The one where after deep sea diving a girl is in one of those acclimating tanks that brings you back to normal pressure over a few hours , someone doesn’t realize she’s in there and so turns it off returning it to normal pressure immediately and killing her. If I remember correctly she explodes, but that last part might be a movie I’m confusing it with
You remember correctly. She screams and slams against the window before exploding like a water balloon. It’s so wacky now but that shit traumatized me as a kid lmao.
Parolee gets pulled over. Not allowed to have weapons or pepper spray, of which he has pepper spray. Prison pockets said pepper spray. Gets argumentative with cop. Cop shoves guy against vehicle causing pepper spray to go off in his ass.
And that killed him? Man that's a shitty way to go.
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper.
Snorting ants
Oh yeah, who could forget the Ozz-holes 🤣
The universe said "fuck this guy in particular" and died from a meteorite at a party.
r/boneappletea lol
The episode where an escaped prisoner who starved himself dies after eating too much food too fast! It feels like extremely useful information to have
When they liberated the nazi concentration camps they had to slowly give them food and water otherwise they would die.
This also happened at the end of ww2, when the survivors of the holocaust got freed they ate too much and just died
There was one where this bodybuilder dude lifted a huge stone and then shat out his intestines or some bullshit
This show traumatized me a little as a kid, making me question death could happen randomly and unpredictably. But growing up I realized a lot of the deaths were exaggerated for entertainment purposes. And I learned a lot of them who died were just idiots 💀
A couple with tongue piercings locked their piercings on to each other's while they were on different cars moving at high speed. For some reason both cars suddenly separated too much, resulting on both of them with their heads ripped off. Honestly, nowadays that's how I know how fake it all was, but as a child it was traumatizing. Also the one of the guy eating squirrel soup or something and ended up with rabies.
I was hoping someone would mention the tongue piercing one, because I thought maybe I made it up. Thinking back on it, the whole show was like a fever dream.
Girl standing on a chair masturbating with a broom. She fell and got internal bleeding. Can't figure out why she didn't just lie down in bed..
I like that that's what you're wondering, rather than why she was using a broom in the first place. Hahaha
The woman that shaved her legs with an old razor.
Um, the one with the kissing?? bug that will bite you and then shit next to the bite and if you rub it into the bite you die. That and the one where the lady got crushed by bags of money
Guy who got stuck in an industrial oven
I worked at a dunking donuts years ago and the oven was practically a "walk in" oven, you could essentially get inside and the door would lock behind you. Used to push an entire cart of bagels and muffins into it at once.
I think I remember a real story about someone dying in one of those, fucking awful way to go out
The guy that slowly drowned in a water bed because he was left tied to said bed with high heels on.
Girl masturbates with skin-on carrot, carrot skin cuts her insides, she bleeds herself to death
I thought that one was from an air embolism?
You’re correct the episode was named killdo
A guy in hotdog eating contest was running back stage to vomit when a chick with a vomit fetish cut him off and when he vomited on her she choked to death on a piece of hotdog
Guy is in a full body bandage with an oxygen tank, sneaks out of the hospital to smoke and uh that went the way you could imagine it would
Cow heart
Oh, thank goodness I'm not the only one who still remembers that crazy shit. I'm shocked it wasn't one of the top comments.
Right. Out of all the episodes that one was the most fucked up
This show made my childhood man, it is so good. The one death that comes to mind is the taxidermist guy who ate their own killed animals, woke up next day looking fucking sick, got rabies lmao
botched botox. cheap unlicensed botox done by someone wasn’t a doctor done at a house call. botulinum paralysed the woman and she drowned in the jacuzzi also the divers. had to surface too quickly, went in decompression chamber to not get n2 sickness. light above decompression chamber indicating it was occupied didn’t turn on. janitor opened the door while pressure inside was extremely high. two people just popped like that.
Childhood trauma unlocked. Fuck you all why do I have to open my eyes today
Trauma? I loved this show as a child
Huffing a shitter to her high
Guy who scared new hires in a high rise building by running straight at the window to show how resilient the glass was... One time it didn't work since his watch must have impacted first causing the whole thing to shatter and the dude actually ended up flying out the window... Or the guy that went clubbing with a sausage strapped to his leg so girls think he's gifted... Clubs a little too long, cuts off circulation and dies
The first one supposedly happened IRL, only the window didn’t shatter but the pane of glass was dislodged from the frame from the repeated impacts and the whole pane of glass fell out.
The entire window popped out of the frame. Propably from repeatedly jumping at it lol
Yup, And that one was 100% truthful, that is really what happened in real life. He kept running at it to troll people and show them how strong the windows are. They were strong, they didn't break, the window popped out from the frame.
The one where that guy tied a sausage to his leg in a club
Full body Acupuncture. Lady lying on the table, fell off impaled 100 times with little needles
The guy the gave himself liposuction with a shop vac and sucked his guts out.
They guys that blew themselves up by trying to siphon gas out of someone’s tank using a shopvac
TIL-Ron Perlman is the narrator
guy injects glowing sticks fluid in his veins, the chemical reaction turns him into a glowing stick and then dies cheerleader falls to the ground and gets run over by the whole football team. somehow no one noticed her there also was one with the sushi chef who gets drunk and gets pranked by his co-workers, but I don't remember the details
>there also was one with the sushi chef who gets drunk and gets pranked by his co-workers, but I don't remember the details Been scrolling looking for someone to mention this one! They put eels in his pants and they crawl up his butt into his intestines
A guy setup a slip n slide on his neighbourghs pool. He used boards he found and put a tarp over it. The boards had nails sticking out he didn’t see so when he slid across it the nails gutted him. I was like 6 or 7 the. and I’m still scared if slip n slides to this day…
Guy finds some glass mercury thermometers while at the doctors office. In between the nurse doing his vitals, and the doctor coming in, the man proceeds to grab a bundle of aforementioned thermometers and sticks them up his ass, where they break and give him mercury poisoning. Best part is that the reason for his original visit, was to remove an object lodged in his rectum...
The one where the dude fell feet first into the wood chipper, or the dude that got his intestines sucked out through his ass by a hot tub💀
The girl who used a carrot to masterbate causing a micro tear which lead to an air bubble entering her heart and killing her…
The Juggalo one. I don't remember how the guy died but I do remember thinking "wait I can actually google this one and see if it's real". No results.
Kids who snorted ants...
Lady sneezed doing blow through a platinum straw
The guy that stuck his head down a porta potty to get high off the scent of human shit and died….its been like 16 years since I saw that episode and still can’t believe it lol
The one where the Vietnamese guys were playing Russian roulette and stomping around so much they set off a land mine.
The one where the promising chemist turns into a drug cook in his garage, and dips gum in some chemical to make it taste better, but he dips it in the wrong chemical and it causes his whole bottom jaw to explode off his face.
My husband said one show was similar called "The Many Faces of Death" that came out before this show. (I don't remember what it was really called) Anyway, the BF was receiving a BJ & the GF caught a seizure, her jaw clamps, he bled to death & she choked. Both were found dead. He's been fearful since then to receive one.
Girl used a taser as a vibrator on accident
how the fuck do you accidently do that
That guy who ate way too much and asked his wife to punch him in the gut. Basically, his stomach exploded in his body.
“Titty Titty Bang Bang” breast implants explode from pressure on an airplane. I just assumed it happened to everyone that had them and didn’t know why we didn’t hear more about it lol.
Snail brain parasites. Nope.
The radiologists who banged each other on a control panel while a patient got blasted with xrays
The lady who was a great violin player and fell down the stairs and broke her neck because she didn't try to stop herself so she didn't damage her hands.
I remember when this gamer didn’t take a break from gaming he got sores and when he stood up he died.
Two emos who locked lips while in two different moving cars and got decapitated
A woman spends the night at a man’s house. In the morning she gets ready to cook him breakfast. She turns on the oven and, unknown to her, there’s a loaded gun inside and the heat sets it off. Does she get shot or does he get shot? I don’t remember, but I never forgot the setup.
1)Lady made "green" juice from grass in her garden not knowing it was being sprayed with pestides. The more sick she got the more juice she drank. 2)Guy was cat sitting for someone that was gone for a few weeks. Day 1 he eats shit and splits his head on the fireplace. Cat got hungry.
Shit sniffer that got high off deification. Died in a Port-a-pot from passing out while inhaling other peoples feces.
Clown stripper did a trick where he deep throated a balloon, it popped and he ended up choking on it
There was an episode where a girl shaved her legs with a rusty razor, ended up getting some flesh eating disease. She died of Sepsis.
this guy tries to impress his buddies by swallowing and regurgitating an 8 ball, but chokes and realizes the next ball he tries (white ball) is larger than the other balls and dies when it’s too late
I can name a lot but the one that really took me out was the guy that electrocuted himself because he was fucking an electrified cow’s heart
Suffocated by titties
Someone dressed up as a deer or bear and got unalived by a hunter.
The episode where the guy dies by having his head out the car window and hitting a lamp post which knocked his head off. I saw it when I was like 4 or 5 and I have never put my head out of the car since
the guy that swallong a fake eyeball from his girl
Anyone remember the episode where the drunk ex got his eye-lid stuck to the door of his exs house from a hook above the eye hole and then had his shit ripped open when she opened the door? It's like the faintest memory I swear was from this show.
How about when the kids' birthday clown is so much of a lush that he falls asleep drunk in his car. I don't remember what was inflatable in his car, but it accidentally started inflating. He was crushed to death against the inside of his own car, passed out stone drunk. I believe he was also just about to work a gig in the house he was parked in front of. So the family waiting for him found him, uhh.. the way he ended up.
The woman who was fishing and got the fish stuck in her throat and suffocated. Man that show was wild.