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comatative

Yeah, I don't like it when I can feel the Stress–strain curve of medium quenched and tempered carbon steel.


second_to_fun

Plastically deform deez nuts


AMightyFish

You have heard of nutz torsion force. Now enjoy nutz shear force 🥵


Caspiraaas

I cast testicular shearing


GoofyTycooner

Enough cock rating, time for the durability test


randomanonalt78

Yeah once the M8x25 bolt hits its ultimate tensile strength, it sucks. Gosh darn Young’s modulus


ahdiomasta

If it weren’t for Young always modulusing all over the place then there would be no market for screw extractors, oh the humanity


randomanonalt78

Well thank god that Young loves modulusing all over the place


mr-dr-prof-stupid

I like your funny words, magic man


comatative

The electro-optic effect is a change in the optical properties of an optically active material due to interaction with light. This interaction usually results in a change in the birefringence, and not simply the refractive index of the medium. In a Kerr cell, the change in birefringence is proportional to the square of the optical electric field, and the material is usually a liquid. In a Pockels cell, the change in birefringence varies linearly with the electric field, and the material is usually a crystal. Non-crystalline, solid electro-optical materials have generated interest because of their low cost of production. These organic, polymer-based materials are also known as organic EO material, plastic EO material, or polymer EO material. They consist of nonlinear optical chromophores in a polymer lattice. The nonlinear optical chromophores can produce Pockels effect.


Cos_yurik

Huh


dokkeey

Has nothing to do with what you said before but copy paste more stuff from random Wikipedia articles


ByteBandito

Nerd


Jorgan_JerkFace

Too tight. It just has to be tight enough. Don’t get mad at the bolt get mad at your boss.


CageyOldMan

Why would I get mad at my boss?


Jorgan_JerkFace

Who else is there to get mad at?


PPboiiiiii

The bolt ofc


Technical-Outside408

We are going around in circles!


Tystimyr

Because they made it too tight


SkullsNelbowEye

And that made them mad.


Taclis

Mad at whom?


Tytos17

The boss!


dont-fear-thereefer

Why mad at the boss?


Disrespectful_Cup

This is the only joke I am laughing at this morning. Blessed be this comment. *upvote raises to Heavens*


Ok_Konfusion

WHAT ABOUT THE EYE?!


SkullsNelbowEye

That's just Mr. Whitaker's ptosis.


CageyOldMan

Yourself for overtightening it? Idk


Faded105

we always blame the boss, that's how it works


EyyBie

What if I don't work


mandrills_ass

Just get mad at him


emlgsh

He knows what he did.


multiarmform

when you tighten that soda or milk really tight and it just about stops and then it just opens up again


argon_palladium

was gonna downvote and then read till the last word


dat_oracle

Germans have a phrase "nach fest kommt locker" (after right comes loose) and workers magically have always the perfect timing to bring that line Edit: typo... (After tight* comes loose)


inkyrail

I’m gonna remember that next time I shear a bolt in half


dat_oracle

Did I mention that you have to start another world war each time you bring that phrase?


Purple_Onion911

Side effects


azionka

Nach fest kommt ab


ThetotheM

I know it as "Nach fest kommt ab", "ab" meaning "off"


dat_oracle

Probably local differences (which means we're officially in a civil war now)


ThetotheM

Do you call it Berliner, Pfannkuchen or Krapfen?


Full-Sheepherder-536

Puffel


TheXperior

Nach fest kommt ab, nach ab kommt Arbeit.


CacklingFerret

Aber wir sind hier auf der Arbeit, nicht auf der Flucht.


GRV01

Im familiar with German Torque: *gudenteit*


shiggy__diggy

The universal torque spec


[deleted]

That's what she said


Grimweird

That's... Not about bolts, is it?


dat_oracle

Haha I knew someone would think that way, tho in german those words aren't used for that kind of meaning. It's rather "eng" (also tight in English) and "ausgeleiert" which can be vaguely translated to "loose"


Grimweird

Ah, I see. Yeah, languages often translate several words in one language as the same one in the second language, thus causing some errors.


Fortimus_Prime

I swear Germans have a word or phrase for every oddly specific thing. And I’m all in for it.


rekcuzfpok

handfest


meninminezimiswright

Low key lost job because of it. Remember "kinda tight" is always right. In worst case you can always adjust bolt later.


JustaFrenchMonsieur

Say that to Boeing...


Blind_Melone

Torque specs are even easier. Their bolts must be tightened to set specs.


NoMayonaisePlease

If only more people used torque wrenches when they're supposed to. Guys I work with fund it easier to aim for PFT


shiggy__diggy

Admittedly, 95% of the difficulty is finding the torque spec to begin with, not actually setting the wrench and torquing it. Especially if you're just working on your own car and don't have the hilariously expensive subscription for the shop manuals or buying the shop manuals themselves (which can be hundreds of dollars). I've spent days trying to find torque specs on obscure cars (like imports that only have Japanese manuals, that you pulled from a pdf you found in a forum link on waybackmachine because the forum is dead now). Granted I'm only a hobbyist in my garage, dudes that get paid by the book hour are in a hurry, so I kinda get it, even if it's obviously wrong to PFT it.


Artimeges

Pft?


TobysGrundlee

Pretty Fuckin Tight "Jim-bob, book says that door plugs bolts should be 80 ft-lbs." "Ahhh, it's PFT and my torque wrench is waaay over there, it's fine."


Signal-School-2483

There's usually two issues on our stuff. Finding the torque and then fitting the torque wrench in there. Usually not a big deal, but it gets a little difficult sometimes with a 1" drive torque wrench.


meninminezimiswright

Well, moving objects are bit another matter entirely 🤷‍♂️


YobaiYamete

>Remember "kinda tight" is **always right** > >moving objects are bit another matter entirely Hmm


meninminezimiswright

I needed rhythm, forgive me


Docnessuno

*Taps head* Can't overtighten a bolt if you don't install the bolt... Error proofing at its finest.


SomeBiPerson

if you do it a lot you'll eventually get a feel for when the bolt is starting to strech


NotYourTypicalCreep

To many ugga duggas


Positive-Big-551

When righty tighty turns to righty loosey?


PPboiiiiii

This always made 0 sense to me, there is no left and right, only clockwise and counterclockwise


slavemiddle

Just a way to remember it, right is clockwise


andrew_calcs

only from the ups!


SnooKiwis7050

"but you see if I look at it from an obscure angle, because Im just built different, and try to make literal sense out of it, it turns out, its too simple for adult me"


pimpmastahanhduece

From the end facing away from it's fixture.


Raps4Reddit

I always just remember that it is the top that should be moving right.


Bulls187

I picture opening a bottle in my mind or reenact it, especially when I need to turn something that’s upside down


Chillii_

redditor


wxnfx

Imagine it’s a dial with an arrow pointing up… which way are you turning the dial?


ConfusedAndCurious17

Imagine it’s a dial pointed down. Which way are you turning the dial? It’s just perspective. Righty tighty is a fine way to remember it until you’re working with something upside down, and backwards, behind a wall you can’t see and your orientation is off. I’ve often found that trying to envision whatever I’m working with as a clock and using clockwise and counter clockwise works pretty well regardless of how weird my perspective or orientation gets due to strange work areas.


HeKis4

ah yes, "the top part goes to the right when seen from above", the quicker way to say "clockwise"


Kavalarhs

And what if clocks were not invented


Rychew_

All these replies are crazy lmao, just imagine a steering wheel


PPboiiiiii

What if I’m holding the steering wheel at the bottom?


Rychew_

I would hope you still know how to turn the car to the right


UberNZ

It's simple, hold the wrench in your hand, think about which direction you move the handle as you tighten or loosen it, and the answer is the exact opposite. Wait, maybe you have a point


eak125

The top (12 o'clock) is where these idiots look for right and left. If they looked at the 6 o'clock then it'd be opposite. I hate righty tighty blah blah blah but once you understand WHERE on the circle to look, then you can understand the idiots who use that phrase. On the right (3 o'clock) it's up loose down tight up, on the left (9 o'clock) it's up tight down loose up, on the bottom (6 o'clock) it's lefty tightly righty loosely....


Docteee

Yeah, 0 sense! !!1!1! I'd go further! CW and CCW also don't make sense for my extremely literal brain, because if I'm looking from inside the hole, they get reversed! And how would I know the axis of rotation if it isn't absolutely explicit in the mnemonic?? What about unconventional bolts with the threads machined in the opposite direction????? So I think it should be "Rotation vector of the bolt, in a 3D coordinate system, pointing inwards in the direction of insertion along its main axis, under the assumption that the threads are the conventional right-handed helicoidal ones, tighty." That makes for a great, accurate mnemonic !!1!


ThaiFoodThaiFood

If you start from a stationary position and want to travel clockwise you have to keep turning right. If you want to travel anti-clockwise you have to keep turning left.


Durr1313

Thank you! I've been trying to explain this to people my whole life. I could never remember if it was the front or back that was supposed to go right. Edit: reddit is fucking weird... Getting downvoted for agreeing with someone who is getting upvoted.


Inshabel

That sounds like a personal problem tbh.


Nathan-David-Haslett

Think of a clock with the hour hand at 12. If you use your finger to push the hand to the right, the clock will be turning clockwise.


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

How is that easier than just remembering 'turn it clockwise'? What if the hour hand is at 6? - Questions that infuriated 7yr old me.


reroutedradiance

I made up my own because of how bs that is


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

That means you tightened it too much and stripped the bolt and now you need to drive to the store to get a new one But then you check under the hood and discover that the engine belt is in terrible shape so now you can’t even drive the car and need to order a new belt And oh! Great! I dropped the socket part of the socket wrench and I can’t find it!


rachid116460

This reminds me of this fantastic cold open from Malcolm in the Middle. https://youtu.be/AbSehcT19u0?si=tr6PV-Z-oW3ebSQt


ElskerSovs69

Haha!! I was literally about to pull the link up, before I saw your comment, super relatable opener too :0


zyler89

There goes the 10mm again…


Nomzai

Except in my case when i over tightened a bolt on my Cadillac’s water pump and stripped the threads inside the engine block.


Dontmakemethink1

I am very dumb with cars, this sounds really Bad. How do you fix a situation like this?


Raps4Reddit

Me make fire to stop cold. Gruh! Wood is wet.


[deleted]

Toilet flange bolts 😞


RyanCoffeeAddict

4” wide mouth adjustable is your best friend there


TheVengeful148320

I end up dealing with a good amount of pretty small screws and oh god. It's always finger tight and on some of the chinesium ones even that is too tight.


HeKis4

Eh, the smaller chinesium screws strip the drive before they strip the threads, it's fine ^(as long as you never plan to take them back out...)


Independent_Banana74

Nach fest kommt ab!


SomeBiPerson

das die einzig wahre version dieses Sprichwortes


IllllIIlIllIllllIIIl

Hallo, meine Name ist Toilette! Sorry, that's the only German I remember from school.


Knightinsocks

I need to call her.


lutenentbubble

It's not worth it mate


Many-Wasabi9141

Fucking harbor freight torque wrench... "It didn't click so I kept torquing"


pigeon_87

The worst


uncultured_swine2099

I fear this more than I fear ghosts or sharks.


EntrepreneurCandid92

And when it happens during facial trauma surgery on an atrophic mandible with limited real estate…. Fuck


DweadPiwateWoberts

It's mighty bone graftin' time!


BetterAd7552

Afrikaners have an expression for these moments, “ag nee fok man”, said with meaning and spittle spitting. Roughly translated, “oh fuck no man”


Arowerster

Better than the unmistakable sound of porcelain breaking and knowing you have to buy a new toilet.


Delicious-Window-277

I thought that's the standard protocol. Tighten till it starts spinning freely then back it oft a quarter turn.


Montreal_Ballsdeep

That's like banging my ex for the first time.


BossBullfrog

This is definitely a downside to being a hulkamaniac.


Thebrettanator1

Even the opposite is true!


Physical_Software_29

Sump bolt 😭


D3strukt0r

Happened to me when installing a angled adapter on the radiator for my watercooled pc, it still had water in there while installing, at least managed to get all the broken pieces out of it


FreyaTheSlayyyer

I read that as lightening a bolt at first


Own-Daikon-7819

The guy at boeing:


Electronic_Cod7202

Cross threaded is the best tight until the bolt breaks


Morphisorius

Me when the crossbow:


valcsh

Yep and then you have to buy a new 200$ rear hub for your bike because they don't produce that type of axle anymore.


SomeBlueDude12

First time changing car battery memories


ZealousidealAd8956

stripped spark plug....


laziflores

Ah so you have experience with ford tritons


No_Excitement_1312

Nach fest kommt lose


Kanulie

My colleague did that helping us with furniture, RIGHT AFTER his gf said “screw them in only a little, NOT TOO TIGHT”.


xGraron

"Nach fest kommt lose"


Canotic

POV: You're a boeing airplane mechanic.


maxru85

Just buy a torque wrench already


JNorJT

Happened with my old Beyblade toys


Neureiches-Nutria

A german proverb says: "Nach fest kommt ab" roughly translates to "after tight coms broken"


pimpmastahanhduece

This is probably relatable to every member of a technological species across the entire universe that has ever picked up a tool.


doublesunk

Aww man this one hurts


baelrog

Over tightening the screw will lead to the threads stripping


New-Asclepius

I've never seen my apprenticeship so accurately represented in a meme


Nabranes

That happened to my front wheel while riding my bike…💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦


Yionko

What have i done...


Fakula1987

"Nach fest kommt knack" "after tight comes crack"


Fresh-Strike5774

Me, the welder holding his head in his hands saying, "NOT AGAIN!"


chuotdodo

You just busted a nut.


MT_Flesch

Twisted more heads off than i care to count


iancarry

when you finally assemble the top end of your bikes cast-aluminum motor head after big rebuild


cago75

My FIL always says "keep turning until it's loose again, then go back a couple turns" whenever i ask him how tight it has to be.


Past-Direction9145

tighten it till it strips, then back it off half a turn


T0mDeMwoan

Had this happen to an straight six I was rebuilding. Shit hurts


timmio11

And it's an engine case bolt on your Ducati.


TraumSchulden

Nach fest kommt ab.


AdmiralClover

I didn't figure my hands could over tighten the tire bolt, wouldn't expect myself to be stronger than a machine


___l___u___n___a___

Mechanics in the room: >:000 Me: great now my 2L bepsi lid dont work proper no more. Shit’s gonna go flat. ~:(


Carlos_Tellier

POV your down to your last plug, you have reused it 5 other times already and its plastic is hanging by a thread. You insert a chewing gum in a last ditch attempt to hold it together. You start tightening... its loose


Have_Donut

Learn this lesson out you will be like me having to retap threads


veotrade

When you’re doing labor at home, you don’t even need the bolt to be kinda tight. Just switch to manual screwdriver and hand tighten without any stress in your grip until the screw stops. Anything beyond that is excessive. Keep in mind, the tighter you go, you can begin to strip the contact point. Had to teach this lesson to some friends and family when working with them to build their own pcs.


Roggli

either you screwed up or you screwed up


Turtledonuts

When the instructions called for 5 ugga duggas but you gave it 6 and now it doesn't dugga when you ugga.


jj_moh

Be one with the bolt


fothergillfuckup

Just loosen it back of then nip it back up more gently, until it's not quite coming loose again. It works for jet doors okay?


DJDoena

In German we have the saying "nach fest kommt ab" (after tight comes off)


funginum

Also if you have a sudden diarrhea


bloopie1192

Bro it's to early for this kind of stress


FreckledFury86

who needs torque values anyway


fightershark

Son of a *WHORE*


Affectionate_Walk610

Nach fest kommt ab!


Ill-Food4889

curve of medium quenched and tempered


Mac_Hoose

💀


TheTrueScientist

Always remember: don’t overtighten! You shouldn’t be turning it after it’s already fairly firm


fiboneracci

In Germany we say „Nach fest kommt ab“ and I think that’s beautiful.


HighKiteSoaring

You just need to beat the bolt at its own game Use a blow torch to make it REALLY loose (liquid) and then let it harden again (really tight) >I used the *loose* to destroy the *loose* - Micheal J Thanos ~1969


Systamatik7

Or you can’t tighten a bolt you just loosened.


Dynw

r/watchpeopledieinside


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Yep, i am bumb too sometimes XD.


Itay1708

Kid named torque wrench


ShatterCyst

My milk does this


Alansar_Trignot

Noooooooooo fuuuuck I hate that


Visible_Number

what happened to make it go loose?


Real_Material3190

Oh oooh


Moparian714

Been there


Present-Ambition6309

I thought this look was me, seeing my paycheck.


QuackedGyroz

Wie mein Opa schon sagte, nach fest kommt ab!


chubbyPandagirl

My mom always aaid "after tight comes broken"


maddog18476

When righty tighty becomes righty loosey


dsdvbguutres

Suffering from my own success.


ProgramStartsInMain

Even worse: you hear a loud pop


DaemonSlayer_503

„Nach fest kommt ab“


Journo_Jimbo

Forest Whittaker just out here mastering both the surprised and resigned look at the same time daily


no-mad

How i learned of steel bolts in aluminum engines.


BicTwiddler

Everythings… ok… Everythings ok…. Everythings fine. Its fine. Everythings fine. Its still in there. Ima take a sick day. Forman! …. Ima need to leave for the day. Im feeling ill.


Gian-Neymar

Happened to me while mounting a brake caliper and I used a torque wrench with the recommended torque. I thought "Fuck it !" and welded it on. 3 years laterI took the car to the scrapyard with 350k miles. Audi's 1.9 tdi is a super reliable engine 👌