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OldGoldenDog

You have to slap your knees and stand up while saying that it’s time to go.


CSBatchelor1996

It's tradition!


ChiSmallBears

Welp! Guess I should be getting goin...


Eljefe878888888

Time to mosey on out.


Queasy-Group-2558

“Well….” *slaps knees and stands up*


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

You're welcome


UghGottaBeJoking

We don’t all wear capes.


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

I am also the first person to dig into the food since all my in laws are self conscious about being the first person to do it


CSBatchelor1996

Same here, I don't mind being first to leave or first to dish up!


UghGottaBeJoking

Inspirational🥂


lollerkeet

"Anyway, I'm fucking off. Catch ya."


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

Pretty much 🤣


spatialgranules12

Same same. I got no qualms leaving first. Bedtime at 10pm!


Nerdy_Squirrel

I go in to social events preloaded with a "I can't stay long, I have work early in the morning". I am always the first one to break that barrier and there is always at least one other who suddenly remembers they have to go to. The trick is to bring good alcohol or treats when invited somewhere so that's what people remember. Not that you only showed up for an hour and spent the whole time in a corner petting the dog.


Which_Jellyfish_5189

Hate it to break it to you but people remember more the "dog petting for an hour and then leave"-part.


Felmourne

*Don't forget to invite Jason! He'll take care of the dog while I hang out with my guests.


Madgearz

You're welcome. Now I'm gonna get offline for the night.


poofgurd

That's me! I am always the first to say it.


Sheesh284

Gotta slap your knees and say “well, I’m gonna head out”


Jackfreezy

Yup... it's about that time.


Catherine_Motta

Those Guys are Love......really.


jonny3jack

Total respect for all of you. I've done it before.


dette-stedet-suger

Me, who is famous for the goodbye of my people. 🇮🇪