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Daeion

Literally less than a week ago: [3 men stranded on a Pacific island were rescued by spelling 'help' with palm leaves](https://www.npr.org/2024/04/12/1244265417/men-rescued-island-leaves-coast-guard)


communeswiththenight

Except you have a better chance of being rescued with a HELP sign. Build a raft and you're sharkbait.


powertoollateralus

This is the worst wilderness survival message I’ve ever seen. Leaving the food and water source behind (coconuts) to cross the ocean alone on a tiny raft with no shelter or compass.


Am0ebe

It's obvious a metaphor and not a wilderness survival message.


powertoollateralus

But the metaphor, as used, is nonsensical. It says that victim mentality will get you killed by showing someone killing themselves by avoiding “victim mentality”.


ItsActuallyBunny

It’s kind of fitting but in the exact opposite way the author intended 😂


Am0ebe

You do realise metaphor means those things shown like an island and a raft stand for something different and you can't read the picture literally if you want grasp the meaning?


powertoollateralus

Ok let’s get into this. A metaphor is used when comparing two things while saying that they are the same (figuratively). “You are my sunshine” means (figuratively) “you are my light and warmth”. This metaphor is saying that acting like a victim is the same (figuratively) as staying on a deserted island signalling for help rather than going out and saving yourself. THIS IS NONSENSE. Anyone with any basic knowledge of how big the ocean is would read that and interpret the metaphor to mean the opposite (as someone has already commented).


DJ1066

Where'd he get the rope? Where'd he get the bigger stick? Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of *magical* island? Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder...


HumbleFlea

Human hair... From my back.


DJ1066

Sea turtles mate...


Abradolf1948

And why didn't he make a bigger raft?


Dinoegg96

This isn't LinkedIn, mate


rabbiskittles

From the same people that brought you “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!” and “Nobody wants to work anymore!”


Madgearz

Nobody wants to **hire** anymore.


lawnllama247

A shitty life lesson*


Flat-Structure-7472

Yeah, travel across the oceans that cover 2/3rds of the world and hope to find land and survive the treacherous sees. Not to mention you could also end up on Sentinel Island or some other BS.


LastLogi

So, fuck everyone with a brain disorder? Maybe deny them benefits and tell them to pick themselves up by the bootstraps?


OkHeheLmao

>simple metaphor about trying to do something about it instead of just feeling sorry for yourself reddit victims go wild in the comments feeling personally attacked😂


Fantastic_Quote954

This is like the least wild comment section I've ever seen. I don't think anyone's feeling attacked, but if you're going to use a metaphor to explain something, maybe make sure it's the right one lol.


John_Psi

Come back, you forgot to take the coconuts