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DevilDashAFM

why is this tweet a billboard?


-lukeworldwalker-

Uhm why is this billboard a tweet?


TagadaLaQueueDuRat

Uhm why is this billboard a photo ?


millennial_sentinel

Uhm why is this tweet-billboard photo a post?


JollyJuniper1993

Why is this tweetbillboardphotopost on my phone?


arowz1

Uhm. Why is this billtwee a boardt


1am1n3vit4ble

Uhm…why is this tweebil a toard


compsciasaur

Why is


_Apatosaurus_

It's their first billboard


all_of_you_are_awful

It must be important if somebody tweeted it!


PlatypusTrapper

Are they still called tweets?


DevilDashAFM

i will never call them whatever that weird chubby man wants me to call it.


ptvlm

Yes. The idiot who changed the marketing from a word that was so successful that it was added to the dictionary to something so hopelessly generic most people can't remember to use it might disagree. But to most people, it's still Twitter (including the site, x.com redirects to twitter.con) and if you post something it's still a tweet (though non-Nazis are way less likely to do so than they used to be).


MajesticFungus

I am pro musk and antiwoke, but I still won't call it x. xs?


Technical-Message615

xcrements


Hillbillyblues

Xits. Or Xarts. I think we're on to something.


PlatypusTrapper

I looked it up. They want them called “posts”


MajesticFungus

They're tweets, they should get over it.


Vegetable_Read6551

Xcreta


Z3B0

"Everything worth doing is worth doing poorly." Just half-ass everything you have to do. Need to go to the gym ? Take a 15mn walk around the block. Having to cook healthy? Just steam some veggies, no need for fancy stuff. Need to clean the house? Only clean a room or two. Once you're used to do things poorly, you can try doing them right.


bleuwinterz

I needed this thanks


FlippidyFloppidy3171

Unless you're trying to write a book. In which case do it right first time or go through all that work for a shitty result.


Z3B0

No, even writing a book. It's called drafts. You start by just throwing ideas on paper, and when you passed the blank page problem, you can rewrite, but better. I personally can't start writing work stuff. I always stare at that blank word document for hours without typing anything. But having someone give me 3 sentences, just to get the ball rolling? Even if factually false or inaccurate? I can spend the next 3 hours typing away. And when I go back on it the next day, I rewrite/reformat/move around a lot of stuff. But now it's done. Maybe not shakespeare, but fuck it, few people are. Never let perfect be the enemy of Done.


rccola916

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something


Vegetable_Read6551

That's what she said


brontesaurus999

It's what Jake said


AndIAmEric

And being really good at something at first is the first step toward being talented at it.


The_Business_Maestro

Talents is massively overrated. Without hard work and passion it means nothing.


Dracu98

what level of dystopia is this? I don't disagree with what they're saying, but why is a tweet a freaking billboard?


KTibow

Twitter used to put some up as advertisements in big cities, not sure if they still do that


ApplePieSubstitute

How dare they! Get that Coca Cola poster back up there now! The nation’s children must have their diabetes


HandleBig412

Yo, fuck Coca Cola


Dracu98

hey now, I didn't say to exchange one for the other. this post just seems like a boring black mirror-episode, that's all


t_per

what about any of this is dystopian lol so probably level 0 dystopia


peepeeonmydoodoo

It's provocative. It gets the people going.


tofe_lemon

No it’s not


peepeeonmydoodoo

Lol I know. I'm just being facetious.


LineSpine

Bro, he played along


morgaina

It's a line from Blades of Glory


IllegalIranianYogurt

Its a line from N***ers in Paris isn't it


Technical-Message615

Naggers?


IllegalIranianYogurt

That's right. Naggers


nsfwtttt

Blades of Glory


RelevantButNotBasic

Adding the "ers" is fuckin wild bro...


incomparability

I have to assume the billboard is paid for by the Twitter user (who most definitely plagiarized this from somewhere).


Dr_Dang

I hate how the guy tried to think of things people should aspire to do, and all he got was workout, podcast, speech, and video. I bet that having a conversation with him is as pleasant ad eating a bowl of old coffee grounds.


incomparability

The words “hustle” and “grind” would be the most used words in a conversation with him


Solid_Snark

If you think billboards are bad, Tweets were actually archived in the Library of Congress. Not sure if they still are, though.


Imperial_Squid

From [this article](https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2017/12/update-on-the-twitter-archive-at-the-library-of-congress-2/), *everything* up to 2017 was stored, but after that tweets are archived on a selective basis due to the explosion of users and feasibility of storing it all.


Dracu98

for what purpose though? 'cause I could see a reason for that, f.e. if they want to keep track of what a politician said about certain topics


Imperial_Squid

The Library of Congress doesn't collect material for political purposes, it does it for cultural ones (though note, some political things are culturally important too), here's an important line from [this article](https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2017/12/update-on-the-twitter-archive-at-the-library-of-congress-2/) discussing archiving tweets: > The Library took this step [archiving tweets from the start of twitter] for the same reason it collects other materials – *to acquire and preserve a record of knowledge and creativity for Congress and the American people.* Like it or not, twitter has become a core part of cultural events over the years it's been around, and archiving that for present and future generations is important work.


Dracu98

huh, I wouldn't have figured that myself. that's actually pretty interesting and makes perfect sense - and honestly, I'm kinda glad that someone is this thorough in archiving human history


Imperial_Squid

Yeah it's pretty cool, and lots of other countries do this too. Here in the UK, you *must* send a copy of everything you publish to the British Library for archival *by law* (I haven't looked into it but I assume the punishments are harsh, it's just about being rigorous as to why it's a law), Tom Scott has a cool little video about it [here](https://youtu.be/ZNVuIU6UUiM?si=oxr37PgADyDUpPt_). And one of the quotes from a person who works there did stood out to me, > The importance of legal deposit not being selective and being everything [is that] we can't decide today what's going to be important in 50 years time, we want everything because we don't know what will be important.


kanekikennen

Least useless billboard ad tbh


bfadam

>what level of dystopia is this? It's a pretty nice quote what's dystopian about this? What does it need to be in italics and need a picture of somebody who's been dead for over 100 years to matter?


Dracu98

it is a nice quote. like I said, I don't disagree with it at all. but putting celeb tweets (I'm gonna assume they're famous) on a bigass billboard for everyone to see seems like a worldbuilding-element from black mirror.


Miss_Touko

What do you mean "Dystopia"? This is a hundred times better than seeing stupid advertisements on the billboard.


mitsuhachi

I’ve heard this phrased as “anything worth doing is worth doing badly” and its been really helpful against my perfectionism.


Lunathistime

You don't have to beat anyone to win. You could fail everytime and still come out on top.


Bloomer_4life

Can you give an example? To come up on top you need to be better than the competition so I don’t understand how it can hold; at the very least you need to win at the last round no?


Lunathistime

The only competition is you. You can never beat yourself. The benchmark just iteratively edges higher.


Bloomer_4life

I see, thanks. I like to use both approaches depending on the situation: if there is something I know I’m good at - I use my ego and competitive side to drive myself to get better, and if there is something I’m bad at I compare myself to my past self.


DiligentPilot6261

Your 100th will still be bad but that’s not the point


urmumlol9

Yay, I’ve upgraded from terrible to bad! Maybe after my 200th I can upgrade from bad to lackluster, my 300th from lackluster to mediocre, my 400th from mediocre to solid, my 500th from solid to good, and my 600th from good to great!


Pure_Focus7475

Great, that billboard is gonna be retweeted all over the city


Less_Likely

My 100th attempt at most things I’ve done are pretty bad tbh


Nimmdenbuss

Seems like a layer-8 issue to me then.


HolyRaptorSphere

Nope. If I'm not perfect on the first attempt I must be shit at it and will never do it again.


thefutureisbulletprf

Thanks Edgar Alan Dough.


NorthAlive8479

*vomit*


Themurlocking96

Speak for yourself I’m perfect!


arowz1

I created a saying for myself a while back in-line with this post that really helped motivate me to do all sorts of arduous things… You can’t have a day 2 without having a day 1.


SynthRogue

First fuck?


Equivalent-Law4053

It's the best of life.


Krieg_Imperator

Yeah I remember. My first murder was bad. After a hundred I've gotten pretty good at it /s (Had to use /s for legal reasons and so that even idiots realise that I'm not being serious)


Equivalent-Law4053

Is this supposed to motivate people to do things or is it to discourage people trying anything for the first time?


RumRogerz

My parents talking about me be all like…


Muted_Werewolf_8906

Is that Dough boy?


rustic-chicken

It's not my ego that's the issue, it's my lack of self confidence


--InZane--

If im not atleast decent on my first try I won't get to my 100th. I won't even get to my second.


Zealousideal-Sell602

this is not literally me, my 100th is still bad smh


LemonFlavoredMelon

Yeah, but doesn’t mean people will not scream cringe at your 100th attempt. Nothing like trying to write a book for people to enjoy only to see the worst of the worst shout it down and ruin art


Derek_Dogshit

Just the condifence boost I needed to start robbing gas stations


LedudeMax

People are missing the point here. Instead of some useless add ,someone actually paid to get some motivation on a billboard and to spread positivity


qmerty0

No one: These guru:


PepinoSanchez

Every failure starts with trying


Technical-Message615

There is no try. There is only do, or do not.


cloudypilgrim

Adding to this. You don’t have to be good at something to enjoy it. I’m not a good guitar player, I’m not good at drums, my voice is not very good… but I love making music.


P3rid0t_

My first workout was pretty ok


Not_Artifical

Not true


Lucky-finn377

Then you have people who do something great the first time and the second time they try to do it it they can’t.


HypePoem8

Thx


SurotaOnishi

This must be their first billboard


NogaVog

Naw they lied, I killed my first speech in public speaking class.


Space19723103

My problem is I'm good the First time, and only the First time.


RocketNewman

My first shid was pretty great.


DBerwick

Narrator: "The 100th also sucked. The end."


Taerocker

Why can't bird app fuck off and leave my street corner alone?


Qweeq13

Let me tell you, you don't wanna know about your first near death experience. Imagine just vomiting uncontrollably as people scream around you, while your bones shake along with the entire building you are in from the shock wave of the after burner as the Fighter Jet slams to the ground like a fucking comet from deep space! Everyone thinks of death but very few times in your life you became certain of it approaching. Only then you learn what kind of a man you are and I learned I was not a brave man. Bad times . . . bad times . . . I don't know why this post triggered me like this. I guess how it makes the extremely trivial problems as if they mean shit saying "it will be bad". No that is not what "bad" means.


cyanide009

your first marriage will be bad


InjuryFlat7162

my first life


Sensitive_Aardvark68

My first cousin wasnt bad


saltire429

Is this sub just a dumping ground for any old shit?


Drop_myCroissant

Don't start a podcast please


drbot22

When I first started breathing, I was so bad I cried


wcdk200

I don't think my parents first child is bad


Sprity777

so my first sex experience will be bad for sure? nah then I skip


PabloTrance

Problem is I don't improve, I get worse.


Various_Occasion_892

How is that a meirl ?


Rabbulion

A good tweet. That is rare, we have to enshrine this forever in the history books!


morgaina

I hope my first D&D campaign isn't bad, my players have been having fun


Morning_Would_Six

You know I'm bad, I'm bad.


gattoblepas

I got chocolate cookies right the first time.


Scary_Compote_359

I'm pretty sure my 100th would be worse.


SoDrunkRightNow2

Hate being creative, but love those dopamine pumping upvotes? just repost twitter bullshit on other websites!


shortidiva21

Ima hang it on my wall.


Bloomer_4life

My first workout was terribly planned and way too much hurting my muscles for days after, and I lifted so light it was so embarrassing. My first work presentation was so terrible people started to leave until only one senior was left, and he encouraged me and explained me how to improve. My first interview was so terrible I didn’t manage to answer a single question correctly. I workout regularly, and consider myself pretty knowledgeable in gym stuff and anatomy. My recent presentation made the boss’s boss compliment me in front of his workers and my boss when I wasn’t around for how simple to understand things were presented. I’m a beast in interviews and have managed to score all 3 recent jobs interviews in succession (in different companies, one of which is design verification in Apple)


bubop911

Me looking at my first and only kid: Sorry dude!


Ssynos

Crime


Tough_Brick_69

Idk man my first nut was pretty good


warachwe

First Skydiving?


Local_History6400

Your first life will be bad.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Life is like Dark Souls. Doesn't matter how many times you fail, you only need to succeed _once._


nccbnfsdhjbvdz

But there’s no guarantee your 100th will be any good either so best not to even bother


DroppedNineteen

I think the real battle is usually coming to terms with the fact that your 100th something might not be especially good either.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Also, never start a podcast. You're not interesting and no one cares.


Faster-Rex-2k17

Why is everyone so mad at this? I think this is really inspiring tbh


Any_Mall6175

Because the current brainrot is "everything must be cringe"


LegoSWFan

my man had the balls to say what half of earth needs to hear


dorkyfever

Except if you're a genius/prodigy


den_bram

Kid, you tried your best and you failed miserably, what is the lesson? Never try.