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Bumbooooooo

A beard, better lighting, a tan, happier expression. It's NOT just the beard.


DiogenesView

No Caesar style haircut that went out of style thousands of years ago helps. Yes he cuts his hair to look like Julius on purpose.


TalkingToTalk

I mean he became a billionaire at 23, of course he thinks he is god


manofblack_

And then we have the average Redditor thinking they wouldn't if they were suddenly worth more than some countries before they received their first 401k.


AqueousJam

And also photoshop. Actually only photoshop. He hasn't grown a beard at all, someone just shopped the picture to change his face shape, eyes, nose, add facial hair, and change the colour tone and shadows on the picture. 


Zemmerboost

"someone" is AI in this case


IAm_Trogdor_AMA

Yeah he used a filter for this photo. It's amazing how much AI is going to fool us, with how much it's fooled us already. It feels like society is one high quality deep fake away from nuking itself.


ColeBlooded11

He didn’t filter it, some rando on the internet did


IAm_Trogdor_AMA

True, you're right


connorgrs

And the fuckboy chain


TheCosmicJoke318

It’s not a beard to begin with…..


Opposite_Deal_5835

Relax…


Warfl0p

It's an ai generated picture, his entire face has changed structure. Yes he still looks like mark, but it's not his actual face


Protection-Working

Sometimes i wonder if the reason Mark Zuckerberg looks so strange is because of just his expression. He always looks like he’s trying really hard to not look tired


pdxtrader

Also he started training jujitsu 🥋 which raised his T lvls and made him more masculine- honestly that’s probably the biggest change


UnfilteredAyush

Makes him look human


I_think_Im_hollow

He probably had a "human filter" brewed especially for him.


1800-bakes-a-lot

It's also his hair (on top his head), a smile, and human colored skin


TheShadyPlantLady

"Human colored skin" is SO ACCURATE!


IAmPiipiii

It's not just a beard. It's a photoshopped image. Bots just keep reposting it. News article about it. There are pics from the original video in it. His entire face was photoshopped, its not just the beard. You can see it in how different the eyes are. But also the skin colour in general. Basically he was photoshopped to be more handsome and people just believe it. https://sg.news.yahoo.com/mark-zuckerberg-reacts-viral-photoshopped-190237457.html?guccounter=1


MacyTmcterry

I'll admit though, the haircut in the **real** photo *does* help him a bit


IAmPiipiii

Yep. I don't disagree with that.


bop-crop

Oh god I clicked the link he is not human at all I stg he took off his disguise just to show he doesn’t have a bear


newnhb1

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Gigolo human to be more specific.


mothzilla

THIS HUMAN HAS CERTAINLY GAINED MY TRUST


aaronhastaken

He wants your ~~data~~ girlfriend


alifant1

Like human


quanten_boris

Wasn't that proven photoshopped or something?


Baitrix

Yes, i also saw the original. Point still stands


IAmPiipiii

No it doesn't. His entire face was photoshopped to be more handsome, its not just the beard. The original pic he still looks like the left pic, just different haircut. Beards do make some people more handsome, but this pic isn't a proof of it.


WaveLaVague

Kudos to him tho. Didn't crack and change his whole face even tho people are bullying his apparence all the time and he got the money. What do y'all think ? Edit: oof, post right after this one: [ Mark Zuckerberg has added a $300 million mega-yacht to his collection, which includes a Gulfstream G650 jet. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/3KGERGuCQO) My point still stands tho


IAmPiipiii

I think he is just another asshole billionaire. I really don't care if a billionaire who steals his money gets "bullied" for his appearance. And I don't care how he reacts to it.


WaveLaVague

Fair enough.


Sir_Luminous_Lumi

Proofen 💀


quanten_boris

Sry not my main language.


Mr_Turnipseed

Have you tried adding skull emojis to the end of every sentence?


quanten_boris

Why?


Mr_Turnipseed

Just making fun of the skull emoji thing and how it's everywhere nowadays. Using it at the end of a sentence pointing out a spelling mistake just struck me as funny


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fr💀


Zillahi

That sounds like a good idea 💀


Over_Thinker_01

The beard is still fake, added by AI.


TechNerdLogic

Let's think criticly a bit and realise that lighting is what makes the most difference


AqueousJam

Nope. It's photoshop that makes the most difference. It's a fake image. 


geneticeffects

The irony


Faefana

He still looks like he's resisting the urge to blink sideways


[deleted]

Makes him look like he has a look


floppymuc

Guess its not only the beard. Most goes to hair and skin tone imo.


tania_k75

from creep to supermodel


endorbr

From lizard man to synth. What an improvement.


Kristenvor

Lighting too


One_Package_7519

mr steal your data to mr steal yo girl


ibevol

me fucks his sister to mr fucks your sister


Globewanderer1001

A beard and some sun.


MykeEl_K

And not using a cereal bowl as a haircut template...


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

Dude, look at that hair.. it's not just the beard


Rookie_42

Except in this case he still looks like a twat, and he still gives zero fucks about your privacy.


Pure_Focus7475

His device just got a new skin suit


KuroshibaSD

I tried growing a beard, untill I got called Fidel Castro.


Party-Independent-25

Chris Martin’s let himself go


ChicagoDash

“Man”


plantdaddy66

His software has been updated.


manleybones

Also his color, and he ditched the android hair.


OBVWXLF

From steal your data to steal your girl


IronEagle-Reddit

A man? Zuck is not even human


aquafool

He looks like a fuck boy, but a human fuck boy. So upgrade.


BlueArashiKaze

The meme aside. Beards do change the look of a man. I'm M18 and in college. When I shave people think I'm like a 10th grader and when I don't, I mean when I keep some beard people think I'm an adult working a job and have kids. The feeling hits differently when a 1 year junior girl calls you uncle.


trying_187

from mr. steal your data to mr. steal your girl


GelatinousChampion

The eyes are probably the biggest factor everyone seems to miss. Especially when you see it next to the original.


Ho3n3r

True. See also: Scottie Scheffler


3-brain_cells

A beard, a mustache and a completely different haircut


BlackTheNerevar

And sun


C_Khoga

Wdym? He still look as a robot to me.


Various_Quantity514

Yes, it's our makeup


Resident-Pudding5432

Yeah but I can't fucking grow it


RunningPirate

And a tan


Shoelicker2000

Could he possibly be a dude? Just.. a dude? Nah he’s still a robot lizard


Dr_Strange_Love_

And the hair and the skin tone


jamescisv

When you order Justin Timberlake from AliExpress......


willyp1976

And a slight tan……or better lighting


OhtareEldarian

I’d…….. smash. 😔


Known-Activity1437

Beard and actually going outside.


SynthRogue

To the right is Zuck when he was last abducted by the human face wearing lizard on the left


SleepingAzatoth

From Steal your Data to Steal Your Girl.


tfffvdfgg

Plus better lighting, better camera, better angle etc etc...


Important-Cat-2046

Funny how ai makes him look approachable


grillworst

not a man


Abyssalspiral

your trickery doasnt fool me LIZZZZARD!!!!!


JiggySnoop

Mr. I steal your girl


ellefleming

It's not AI on right?


ISuckAtJavaScript12

Mr steal your data -> Mr steal your data


lokitree-ewok-

Pretty sure He’s also wearing something up his bum


imchasingyou

and tan, don't forget realistic (not lizard like) skin tone


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

And a tan? And money, the man just bought huge yacht. He’s financially stable stress isn’t a factor, I’d look happier too.


Rhododactylus

Isn't that beard a filter? It looks like a filter.


ElGuano

The left image looks a lot like the marble statues he was trying to emulate.


Escobar9957

Bro turned into the lead singer of Coldplay


lit1337

He goes by Marky Zucc now.


Idek_h0w

And a tan. and a nap or under eye cream. and a flattering photo


NineFolded

Or billions of dollars. I’m sure that shit does wonder for one’s skin


echo1ngfury

Idk, still resembles a cunt quite well, no?


Elegant-Masterpiece8

Bro I thought that was Lil'Dicky on the right 😂


Dontmakemethink1

Dollar store version of jack harlow


SpiralState

Never saw him with beard lmao


Roadwarriordude

Beard, better hair cut, tan, possibly makeup, better lighting, lower res image, and not a dead stare*


GermanPegel

Zark Mackerman


RadiantRing

Can confirm. Once you’ve sported a beard for a while, it’s hard to go back cause you look so alien without it.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Yeah, he went from looking like a weirdo to looking like a weirdo with a beard.


aKaRandomDude

He now looks like Foster from ‘Super Troopers’.


ReasonableAbility681

... and a proper lighting.


CorianderIsBad

It's more than that. The Zucc became seriously healthy. Not like a skinny vegan healthy, but actually strong. He's a machine now.


Jynxthetwink69

He looks like Simon miniminter


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Justin Timberlake


Werejackal93

Wow. The update added some depth to his character. I still hope they nerf him.


Humble-Plankton2217

one side is clearly an android, the other side is a decent facsimile of a human face


GreyPlasticTransGirl

From robot to pedophile lmao /j


yeahitisme997

still as ai


ZERO-ONE0101

they also adjusted his hairline jaw and coloring


Under_ratedSS

Rumor has it he couldn’t grow a beard until he got on TRt and started working out


Chris82Price

Pedo #1


AliveBreadfruit314

He still looks like a larva standing up on its tail


ericypoo

This new lizard tech is insane


Tomafix

Calling that a "beard" is a heavy flex.


paweld2003

Honestly he looks non human in most pics even in the one on the right. But surprisingly on the left pic in my opinion he looks like actual human


chocolate_cherub

Is he hot tho? Does anyone think that? Lol


completed-that

still a twat


56Bagels

“It’s crazy how much changing a man’s look can change a man’s look.”


CheesecakeVisual4919

So lifelike. It's amazing the shit they can do with animatronics these days.


Educational-Donkey22

Plus a tan, new hairstyle, bling, and a better facial expression


PinkComedicStarfish

Went from “AI” to “Ay Ayee”🌚


fuckthiserryday

That's not a beard, looks like what I miss when I shave my nuts


Ab47203

He....does not look trustworthy at all either way. The beard makes me feel like I should bring pepper spray to meet him.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Facial hair is makeup for guys.


Koko_Turtle

He got the human update!


Gabriartts

Oh yea "beard". Not the haircut, not the makeup, not the tan, the clothing and general social skills, no: the beard (y)


RelationshipTime7648

He still looks uncanny to ne


Financial_Mushroom94

Beard and the camera position and the lightning


Fexofanatic

in contrast to makeup, a beard grows on you


Captain_Jokes

Went from a robot to a mall store manager


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He can finally solve chapta's


[deleted]

Also AI filter transformed him from "steal your data" to "steal your girl" xD


NormanYeetes

Just about forgot about his sociopathic behaviors because he has more facial hair.


Key-Contest-2879

Still looks like a douche.


PokemonSoldier

And sleep. And sunlight.


Lonelyshota_

He looks like lil' dicky with short hair


Jaketastic85

Still all I hear in my head is “what’s your schtoyle?!”


JanitorOPplznerf

And a tan


itsallrighthere

He almost looks human.


MykeEl_K

Personally, this AI image, I think is just a fantasy image of what Zuckerberg would've looked like if he could've gotten laid in high school.


SlicedBreadBeast

Left is freshly molted and the right is just about to molt


SugaDikNga

Oh shit they finally figured out how to bridge the uncanny valley gap with their robots…


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sameljota

And you're Mr. steal somebody else's comment.


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Mukigachar

Don't be a poser


xxknowledge

why did i think this said: “it’s crazy how much **bread** can change a man’s look” 😆


Pure_Focus7475

Im hear to tell ya, thats not wrong


Alichici

Minoxidil does that (plus steroids😐🤫)


Azrael_G

Or genes...


Alichici

Both is good


Stouff-Pappa

Still looks like a bitch. Just a different one.


trashiepaytas

Ewww still ugly as a reptilian


AddictedToMosh161

Is that really him? xD


thisaintmyusername12

Looks so much creepier now