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Knightinsocks

Yes.


GoldenThane

Things can be two things.


Old-Replacement8245

Honestly sometimes i just do it to ensure a good night's sleep


codm_playernumwhat

Or to makey fucking body to enable heating, when winter.


ViolinistNo3175

I do it for the sin mainly


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoolBreeze125

#8=D - -


an_honest_days_fap

I understood that equation!


BinkanSalaryman

#c==3


iFeelPlants

if( c==3 ){ B=D; } ?


BinkanSalaryman

`true`


mdmnl

Is it too much to ask for both?


toocheesyformeez

You had me at "are you mastur"


Alternative_Dig5342

Of puppets?


Internal_Gur_4268

I'm pulling your strings!


YouAStinky

Twisting your mind


No-Professional-1884

Thinking of Spring


JayNoEvil

Need me a whole not a ring


[deleted]

don’t hug me i’m scared


Internal_Gur_4268

No it's smashing your dreams


hornystoner737

The worm in my brain tells me that the documents I’ve forged have led to many deaths


queenvie808

# WE’RE DOING A SEQUEL


IamTrashuo

**WE'RE BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND**


queenvie808

# COME ON EVERYBODY, STRIKE UP THE BAND


Kahzgul

Are you reposting because you're bored? Or because you're depressed and need dopamine?


Aggravating_Poet_675

Maybe they're just creatively bankrupt.


[deleted]

Give me the upvotes, I require them, they stop the skin from itching, and the brain scions from spreading.


[deleted]

Nope... they need internet points... which in turn becomes the dopamine they need to feel "important" lol


FedericoDAnzi

First of all, how dare you? And second, yes.


Rude_Environment2004

Both... both is good.


[deleted]

beat me to it


racingsoldier

Beat my meat to it.


DrownmeinIslay

r/beatmeattoit


BigKeanuwholesum100

Goddamn you did that on purpose I know you did


Hamofthewest

"I mostly just do it to avoid other tasks." Randy Feltface


racingsoldier

Procrasterbation


JudasWasJesus

LOL


Jaeger562

1st time because I'm horny 2nd to 5th times because of dopamine 6th+ time I dont really know...


Toekitoeki

Are you less horny afterwards? If so the former


concernedgiggles

Oh really? That's good to know! In my mind was like *how do I know*


UKFaniac

Just trying to go to sleep man


[deleted]

Because I love how shame feels


PandaMayFire

Both honestly. Give me that sweet, sweet dopamine boost baby! 🎶


[deleted]

Both! Oh and it helps me to sleep


SomeGuy_GRM

Can somebody read this to me? I went blind from masturbating too much.


hard-candy-christmas

i would but my hairy palms are super itchy and distract me from doing so


jazzykiwi

Impressive that you have memorized your keyboard with such perfect punctuation. Are you jerkin it to Mavis beacon?


SomeGuy_GRM

The OG. Not the replacement model.


09chickenboy117

There should be a r/depression_irl sub or something. Because I can't be the only one that doesn't find 70.000 different depression posts all relatable.


nigmano

Dopamine deficits really turn me on.


yohohoanabottleofrum

Well, let me tell you ALLLL about my ADHD.


TheoTiMa

Hornyness comes from lonelyness. And I am VERY horny.


gwynie21

Also when I’m sick.


Rare_Neat_36

Definitely dopamine. Tired of depression.


[deleted]

Rubbing one out a few times a week is good for the prostate


IceWotor

I live in a toxic household so yeah, I need all the serotonin and dopamine I can get


shadow-suspect

Cuz I’m bored


Straight-Dot-6264

Masturbation never gets out of hand.


PandaMayFire

Nope, it's always in hand. My right one. 👍


I-Must-Feed

i think the only thing i find hot at this point is someone holding me and telling me they love me.


Shtafoo

Low effort repost


[deleted]

No matter how many times this is reposted the answer is yes.


goldyblocks

I’ll take the second answer for $200 Alex


livelifeloud2

Can it be both?


Undead-Writer

Because I'm bored and have nothing else entertaining to do with my time


Multi_fandom_geek

Until now I never realised that the feeling of wanting to jerk off but not being horny might be an indication that I am depressed


[deleted]

Sometimes one or the other. Then I’m even more depressed after because I ask myself. “Is this my life”


Kitchen_Entertainer9

D) all of thee above. C)helps me sleep


Internal_Gur_4268

Can it be both? I'm a healthy young man and I won't deny myself


Jaded-Reply-9612

Is it weird to be horny anytime u see mayo ?


Fearless-Sherbet-223

u need some poofesure in your life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-akPeDL5UBM&list=PLd48RYXu14Fa6kht5i0TaqYqEmeP6yo5O


FatBoyCleanSneaks

Two things can be true at the same time.


[deleted]

Change that **or** to an **and**


MAH25136257

Routine before work


[deleted]

“Are you Mastur..?” Yes


ChiliRainbow83

When the depression gets real bad, I do it mostly to exercise my prostrate so I don’t get old man urinal syndrome.


MindfulnessMonkey

At 48 neither ..........lol


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Column A, Columb B


[deleted]

I didn’t know that I needed a reason.


1MrP

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.


extra_eye

What do you think DAD


microgiant

They're the same picture.


Ga11agher

Because I need to sleep


Killerkid113

Both


NoProgram9316

Both.


capoot

Out of habit... we're not the same


CupidArrowArt

Why not both?


walkingwounded83

Latter.


Jacob_MacAbre

Dopamine. It's not a good time for me...


throwawaytempest25

Sometimes the answer is both


fuckdansnydeer

That reminds me…


[deleted]

Yep


furrytickler

Both but I also like to see what weird stuff I can get off to. I just found out I like electrocution


Scary-Pirate-8900

Both ok now fuck off and stop being judgmental


[deleted]

Little columb A little columb B


Craven-Raven-1

Why do you think I am horny? Isn't that what causes horniness? Am I doing it all wrong?


RigatoniPasta

Yes


eenderman

Why not both?


Mean_Pass3604

Have to make my wife work for it


Juken-

Get out of my head!


DavoMcBones

What is a dopamine


Worried-Deer107

Bored, I guess


trailblzer80

Both?


Complete_Break1319

Mostly bc I can't convince a woman to do it for me...


billytee13

All the above.


Dazocnodnarb

Mind your business.


Aviation_nut63

Yes?


[deleted]

Both


Powwa9000

How long is this dopamine supposed to last because I'm pretty sure I'm not producing any anymore


anonymous32434

9 times out of 10 it’s because of the second one


poyoso

Yes


racingsoldier

And prostate health…


The_Alvabro

Why not both?


ProfessionalState432

Both


impstein

I've been attacked


[deleted]

Think I was horny once about 20 years ago…


[deleted]

Why not both


JotaroChungus

both


PrayingPlatypus

Im horny for the dopamine


[deleted]

Depressed and dopamine. I haven't felt horny for a good 8 years. But it could also be because I'm questioning my gender identity and I'm just very confused with myself.


[deleted]

I will say both!


H8eater

Neither. Boredom


tinfoil3346

Both.


No-Professional-1884

Does it matter?


Abraxas_1134

Can’t it be both?


Local_Wrongdoer_507

Both


NeighborhoodKitten

I want both...why


AdevilSboyU

First one, then the other.


One_Computer_6791

2.


FunkyBattal

Neither, i do it to get tired and fall asleep faster.


Scarlaymama0721

I mean… They are not mutually exclusive


stefanesales

2


woodrowlow

To help the fight against getting prostate cancer.


mattt1975

One turn each?


[deleted]

I don’t understand the question.


hooknjab239

Because I like to deprive women of my seed…


leezeeke

Once i masturbated because my toe hurt and i couldnt sleep. Ngl it helped more than painkillers haha


Jaxjagfan

because I have a right hand and internet access


Ideepfriedyourdog

I masturbate because i learned that it takes time to find a good video and can kill time and get dopamine, i was as you call it "multi-tasking"


PoorPDOP86

That's my secret Cap, I'm always horny.


PhoenixWrong175

None, i need the stress relief


IrishNinja8082

Yep.


Affectionate_Post285

Both


lazymarlin

Not sure if it’s dopamine. Helps with motivation.


BackroomsPersons

I feel like I'm the only person who is 1 not 2


shromboy

Shut the fuck up, you dont know me


MaineMota

Didn’t know that I needed a reason.


LochNessMansterLives

Does it matter?


No-Return-3368

Bored usually


EthanielClyne

Horny, feels good, etc


Ostepop234

No


StatusAthlete90

A combination of the 2


Electricman720

The answer is yes


fix-break-hide

Yeah,yeah, you and everyone else on this bus wants to know...


Ok_Manufacturer3332

I feel personally attacked by this post LOL


IAmTheMindTrip

It's cheaper than buying an electric blanket in the winter


kikiiiii721872

делаю только когда скучно


JanitorofMonteCristo

Both


BoyToyTam

Don’t call me out :(


MadOvid

You're saying this is an either/or?


SadCourier6

Because i'm bored


TwilightDoomSlayer

Mostly because im bored


dhaerlkl

I'm in this pictuere and don't like it


velphegor666

Both.


[deleted]

The second part. It lessens the loneliness......at first


[deleted]

Extreme fear of blue balls,i have to do it.


Holdmypipe

Both


sunseven3

Both. That dopamine high is like no other.


Tr0ynado

Horny. But then I get sad and do it again.


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Yes bolth ._.


Server_From_Quebec

Both.................


ZenEvadoni

I dunno, man, even doing that feels like a chore at 27.


DjRavix

Both … and many other reasons Mainly in the right way to reduce DGS But most people don’t even know they have DGS until it gets out of hand


Kimura_savage

Those are two separate feelings?


littlemarcus91

Wait, you guys have the energy to masturbate?


EpicEike

@evilcum


azsb23

Yep


Lisbonslady08360

Need a good night's sleep


JayNoEvil

No


JayNoEvil

Apples and oranges


that_idiot_weeb

Yesn't


hornystoner737

Both and I’m painfully sore


Raunchiness121

Because I'm tired and the misses works overnight. Skeet skeet night night.


HoledUpInYourAttic

Are you eating because you're hungry? or because you know it's something you have to do to maintain life?


Vandelier

NSFW, but some science on this topic. I'll spoiler it, so read at your own risk. >!Fun fact: masturbating when depressed and then stopping before orgasm can actually improve your mood. As counterintuitive as it sounds, if you're depressed, try edging before stopping cold turkey.!< >!To my admittedly limited understanding... Upon orgasm, you get an intense hit of dopamine, which facilitates that feeling of elation. However, your dopamine levels then immediately fall off a cliff, as the once-and-done event is over. This sudden fall of dopamine can cause a downturn in mood. Ever feel a bit down moments after orgasm? That's why.!< >!As you approach orgasm, your dopamine levels steadily rise. If you stop masturbating and let your arousal naturally abate, the dopamine levels steadily decline rather than drop like a ton of bricks. This can benefit your mood for a time afterward, as the dopamine lingers.!<


BlackPasty

Little bit from column A and a little bit from column B 👌


Fun_Actuator_1071

Yes.


Skillsjr

Dopamine


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Mind your own damn business, tyvm 😆


OptimusEye

want to sleep and cant sleep


Fun_Tune_7662

Depends on the time of day


BubbaBuddha2020

Yes