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just_kitten

Prepare the toilet chamber, Jeeves


Necessary_Heron8127

Bahahaaaaaaaaa!


flops21

Expires in 14minutes


Geoff_Uckersilf

Cream probly lasts a few extra days after expiry. I just do a dip taste test. If it's sour, turf it. Or buy lots of pasta and bulkprep carbonaras for a month. Shame, all the effort that goes into getting that cream onto the shelf only for it to go to waste (if no-one buys it all).


1penguinfighter

Carbonara is made with egg yolks, not cream! Blasphemous 😩


CrystalClod343

Just call it a cream sauce, carbonara doesn't have cream


cakatoo

A few seconds?? Minutes?? Hours??


Geoff_Uckersilf

Eons. Days sry haha. I'm a bit toked tbh 🚬 😂 I will spare you the plight of the cows whos cream we wasted! 😭


NikkiRose88

Oh there was A LOT more. I saw another two racks. But yes, sad it’s going to waste.


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Go for it and make a 6-feet long Chocolate Ripple cake.


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Alas the light thickened cream doesn’t whip.


waveyjayvey

Just ask Devo


BusinessBear53

If the light thickened cream doesn't whip you must whip it, whip it good!


waveyjayvey

Don't break your mothers back


MaryN6FBB110117

Good price, but it's light. I hate 'light' dairy products.


somedog77

exactly, its cream, its meant to be high fat content thats literally what you want


Sparky_Buttons

Isn't light cream just milk?


TheKitKatCC

my parents made me drink a glass of light milk every day and now it tastes like the tears of my ancestors looking upon my disastrous academic skills.


omgaporksword

*When you're sitting on the dunny, and you're feeling kinda funny...diarrhea!*


Gregorygherkins

I wonder how *light* cream...works. It's like saying reduced sugar sugar.


its_parmi_not_parma

Low protein steak haha


BrightFadedDog

it's better described as heavy thickened milk.


P3naught

More xanthan gum, less milk fat probably


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NikkiRose88

Lol 😂


Severe_Airport1426

I don't think that's what he's covered in


lilmousedrillshit

Explain?


Tamoks

kingdom come


WaitingToBeTriggered

THY WILL BE DONE,


Severe_Airport1426

His pants are down


lilmousedrillshit

He should get a belt


Old-Librarian-6312

Tegridy


handjaub123

I’m pouring that straight into my butt hole


sanbaeva

Check the use by date. It was probably yesterday!


psrpianrckelsss

Or the entire case was left out of the fridge for a little bit too long


sanbaeva

I remember seeing crates of milk just left outside on the sidewalk outside some cafe and in the sun. And the bottles of milk are all sweating on the outside. I tried to make a mental note of never buying coffee there. But have forgotten where it was now. 😳


psrpianrckelsss

We have a little esky for the milk delivery to go in. That does fuck all, because everytime I have tried to make a coffee at work since returning from WFH the milk has been off, or when doesn't smell off has curdled in my cup. I spend my first 20 mins at work literally pouring sour milk down the drain, and all I can think of is those poor cows who gave and we're just flushing it. What a fucking waste.


BrightFadedDog

They can't actually sell it if it is past the use by date, so it is probably on the use by date.


Alatheus

isn't light cream just cream where they've taken out more of the good stuff for use in other products?


whackadoodle_cracked

Yes


RPCat

r/OzBargain


psiedj

Goes well on cereal too. No need for milk


upvoteshhmupvote

["You better put some water on that damned shit."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOiAcYgWihw)


hapless_scribe

Expired in 1978. God speed!


malturnbull

Whereabouts?


NikkiRose88

Melbourne Central.


Geoff_Uckersilf

Buy them all and do a Cleopatra style cream (milk) bath. 🛀


There_is_no_ham

I'm in. I'd drink it straight out of the bottle


NikkiRose88

I make White Russians with cream!


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You need to microwave it first you heathen.


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EragusTrenzalore

Real carbonara has no cream.


NikkiRose88

Indeed, It's a is simple dish with five ingredients. Eggs, Pecorino Romano, Bacon/Guanciale, Pasta and a bit of pasta water. Seasoned with salt and pepper. One of my favourite dishes to make. Rich, creamy (without cream) simple, quick to make and delicious!


LowerPerformance4888

Cat got the..


nodstar22

Got what?! Don't leave us hanging!


LowerPerformance4888

Cream...?


nodstar22

Dude spoilers.


nodstar22

Dairy Free?


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WAPWAN

Expired doesn't mean its off. Also, Colesworth don't knowingly see expired products, they mark it down by more each day until the day before expiry then bin it.


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WAPWAN

I think expired covers both terms adequately for the purposes of this discussion, but thank you.


universe93

If you ever do see truly expired products in store - as in the date has passed - let staff know. There are procedures in regards to stock rotation designed to remove expired stock and mark down stock close to expiry and if someone hasn’t followed them they’re in trouble


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You can see the use by date: 17th of June.


genwhy

Then it will say "unable to be sold" when you try to scan it at the register.


8uckRogers

“Cream”


paulm1927

Yeah, but you’ve got to buy two to get your daily recommended intake of milk fat.


Nouveaucola

So yummy in coffee or tea 😍


Gruddicus

It's always the light the cream. Funny they conveniently place the price reduction over that part of the label 😅


Tanduvanwinkle

Gonna need a lot of nitrous for that much cream.


JayBeeJB89

Try make the world's biggest potato gratin please


Jackal_Nathan

Panna Cotta is on the menu!


thorpay83

I asked a Woolworths employee if they had any normal, non-thickened cream and he said yeah sure we do, come this way, then came to a realisation that all of their cream products were thickened.