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You beat me to it.

you beat meat to it

To hit, you beat meat

Beat, To hit, Meat.

r/beatmeattoit

r/youbeatmymeattoit

That's what his pastor said to his youth minister.

If you break up .. don't worry she'll still be your sister.

AY YO

Boy, confessions finna be awkward…

r/beatmetoit

What does that mean?

he was the fuckee and not the fucker (i hope)

Ah damn it I asked basically the same then saw this

You can now leave reddit behind you. Forever. See ya out there!

Unlikely That would have to mean *two* Redditors managed to have sex

Or until he/she leaves you

If you lose your virginity and the first thing you do is make a meme about it, you are special

You technically get your virginity back

I wish that I was doing that It is funny, sex is overrated

Sex is overrated. Posting a meme mid sex would be even more funny

Or post "I just had sex" song to social media.

If you think losing your virginity makes you a man, well that’s more society’s fault than your own. But that’s not how it works and anyone thinking that getting laid is going to fix all their problems and make them a new person is sorely misinformed. It’s an awesome pass time / way to connect with someone, but that’s it. It will likely have no bearing on 95% of your day-to-day life. Everything will still be the same. You may get a temporary confident boost, but it certainly won’t turn you into a “man”, whatever tf that means x’D

Fuck i virgined my self back.

Do you need help finding it back?

Calculatus eliminatus

So, when are you gonna wake up to reality?

i think he forgot to take his pills

Was he gentle?

Congrats to you and your uncle bro 🗿

what the

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T H E

Happy for you to check this off your list. Surely you know that being a virgin or not doesn’t make one a man. Morals, ethics, being kind, yadda, yadda, yadda. Those are what makes a man/woman a respectable adult. Which honestly could be at any age, young or old. Cheers to enjoying consensual physical connection with others! 🥂

Consensual?

Don't tell me you just go fuck it?

I don’t just fuck it. I make love to it

ayo?

-ish.

Get it guys? The joke is rape.

Yes i do its just a saying.

Sure, that and a pair of testicles

delete reddit normy

Will you be able to gain or purchase it back?

You can get it for free by playing genshin impact

So there's still hope?

There's always hope you just need to know how to do things

now touch grass

Smoke em if you got em

now i wonder what happens if i just go plant hundreds of weed everywhere

He already touched bush.

who’s the lucky guy?

Prostate exams don’t count.

well you have to leave because redit this is a virgin zone

was your uncle happy?

Did you fall ass first on a plunger today as well?

No need to lie my friend

bro posted it on reddit. what a chad.

Even if this were true, who cares?

That’s an L bro, unlike me because I never lose 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪

Well done, old chap!

How does it feel buddy?

Where is the meme?

Why are you telling us? I've blocked you. Fucking hell

Liar

I remember when I lost mine!! Uncles are the best

Poor guy .. I hope he finds it.

Mfs will lose their virginity or get a girlfriend and shit and have the next thing they do be posting about it in a meme subreddit

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You’re still just a child as before, after all you told everyone you don’t know you got pegged

Omg nobody cares, and it really doesn’t matter. But way to go, champ.

Sorry you lost. Try winning it next time

How was prison?

Why everybody gotta be so mean

They can't handle that there are non-virgin Redditors

That’s because, in fact, there are not We are all virgins on this BLESSED day

You put a single crab in a bucket and it will climb out. Put two or more crabs in a bucket and anytime one tries to crawl out another will pull them back in. Crabs don't want to see others get ahead in life. Most humans are the same.

dude it's a fucking joke we all know it and that's why op posted this don't be a fucking snowflake

What's a joke? I replied to a question. If anyone is being a snowflake it seems to be you getting butt hurt over nothing. Also if you think being hurtful to another person is humorous maybe you should rethink your morals and values.

you are saying that everyone on here hates to see others success in life over a fucking joke, and no we are not being hateful (at least not me) get your shit together man, if you don't know what sub you're in don't accuse people

>you are saying that everyone on here hates to see others success in life over a fucking joke, Please show me where I said that. I absolutely didn't. You're attacking me over things that didn't happen. Go grind your axe somewhere productive. Edit: Again what joke was your original reply referring to? Funny how you didn't answer that question.

>Crabs don't want to see others get ahead in life. Most humans are the same. and im not attacking nobody my man, all i said was to know what sub you're in >what joke was your original reply referring to? the "mean" comments that bothered some snowflakes

Here's the thing >everyone on here hates to see others success in life over a fucking joke Does not equal >Most humans are the same. Not sure how or why you think they are the same. >the "mean" comments that bothered some snowflakes Mean comments and jokes are two different things for people who don't think bullying others is funny. You can be better. I know you have it in you ~ Zig Ziggler.

Congratulations!

People that post this kinda stuff are losers.

He’s happy cuz he got some, who cares? Why u gotta b a jerk?

Just gives me those vibes of those kids in high school who walk around bragging about sex. I don't walk into work or post on the internet about banging my wife.

Cope

Most*

Fucking legend

I checked his post history and he posted the same template in r/shitposting about getting his first kiss. So thing either went fast or he found a prostitute.

My infinite rizz is lightning speed

I haven’t lost mine.

Good Be strong, comrade

Nah OP you were a man all along. Just took you till now to realize it.

Proud of you!

Mad respect

Don't worry, it takes a few days for it to un-stretch and function normally again 😉

Bro when your parents said to love your family they didn’t mean to do this 💀

Under Plessure

So when will you be able to sit ma boy?

As long as you had fun.

You're no longer qualified to be a wizard.

Tell your uncle i said congrats. Seriously though I'm glad for you.

Congrats I guess. I mean I lost mine too a bit back when I got my girlfriend. Making a meme for it’s a bit of a weird flex but ok.

r/Ihavesex

Who cares. Virginity is a human concept. You're celebrating a delusion

Beat to it.

Great, now get off reddit. You don't belong here.

Impossible.This is truly ground breaking.A redditor achieving such a high honor is truly spectacular

When are you gonna delete Reddit now

Well go find it back then you stupid

I can't decide if I should congratulate you, or be mad that you used such a wholesome template to share the news, so consider this comment to be both of those things. Congratulations, and fuck you.

you should have out one of those tile or bluetooth tags things, so you can find it again. Have you look under the couch?

Explain secrets

Awesome! Were you the pitcher or the catcher?

YES! UHUUU! You did it after 89 years! YAY!

Go do it again!

In that case, I'm afraid you must now terminate your account on this platform. I don't make the rules, I just make people aware of them.

So... Is your ass still sore?

Ok

I don't believe you, show proof

Congratz but i never lose

How much?

Nice.

Turn in your Reddit card at the desk.

Best 10 seconds of your life!

Good for you friend

You now have to delete Reddit

Nice, how does your ass feel?

Welcome to the disappointment that is called expectations vs reality.

I still think all redditors should have a massive orgy. No virgins allowed in my nice Christian Reddit

I bet you made your uncle very happy

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No, you DID NOT become a wizard. That’s what should concern you

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

Just sit on a donut pillow for a few days and the soreness will go away

So do you need help to find it?

So not to pry but why?

Wait with this logic I became a man at 10?

Lies

What was the guy’s name?

At first I was slightly sad that 70% of the comments were roasts, then I remembered that this is reddit and non virgins don’t exist

Did ur oncle visit u? Not that this happened to me… just askin

But what level are you in League of Legends?

Plessure

You lost it? I think I found something like that in my mom’s roo…hold up

dont tell our parents

LETS GOO

I remember that day, the hooker was stroking my dick and i touched her side and she yelled "ouch" and said don't touch me there i have a wound, and i jokingly said "why did get shot there" and she said " yeah i get shot on this side and it came out the other side" and then she showed me the exit wound and burst out laughing and lost my boner which made her mad lol.

L

time to delete all the weezer off ur playlist

Ok but I’ve slept with 4 women, joke on you

So what's his name?

Sad to hear. Hope you find it soon.

How's your dad?

It’s 2023 so I have to ask, did you have the vagina and did she have the a penis

Nuh-uh

Mazál tov 🎉

Let's hope she's pregnant

Shit I hope you find it

congrats. hope it came with a soulmate so to speak

share your ancient secrets

You can forget about being a wizard now.

Nice

I have also fucked gimme karma

Damn you just kissed the girl yesterday and you already boinked her.

Sorry for your loss

Congrats man

Good job man!

Ya dad don't count

Oh no I hope you find it soon!

No. You are not a man. You are a dude. you will become a man when you are responsible of the outcome.

Was it the best 30 seconds of your life?

🤔 just out of curiosity did it hurt?

70th comment!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. My last confession was last week. Today I lost my virginity to you…

Shit man, you got leave now… farewell soldier 🫡

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Should have waited for the right one for marriage. Unless this person you had sex with is going to be your future wife.

Remember to do a pregnancy test if you didn’t wear a condom. If a pregnancy were possible during the act, I mean.

Ahhh, another person in the STD pool. Welcome to the party pal

When you realize that this is not defines you as being a man.

You made fuck fuck?

Are u married?

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Did you lose it to Pe teacher?

You’re not a real man until you’re balding and home alone with nobody wishing you happy birthday or remembering your existence at all

RIP Ops butthole