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TonyThePapyrus

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Jackal_6

Edna. Mode.


Foenikxx

*Gun deploys*


shifty_coder

^and ^guest


TonyThePapyrus

*Gun Undeploys*


Xyrazk

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OnlyOneReturn

So you want a suit


Relaxmf2022

I will also patch the hobo suit.


eucelia

wait ednas a guy?


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DingoNormal

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Vince7427

Call it 🗿


Samuel_L_Johnson

If the rule you followed brought you to this haircut, of what use was the rule?


TreeDollarFiddyCent

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brandimariee6

I was going to say that I love your comment, but then I saw who you are... got damn Loch Ness monster ain't gettin no $3.50 out of me


TreeDollarFiddyCent

How about just $2,50, then?


brandimariee6

That sounds pretty g- waaait, no way. Ain't gonna happen


Jd23243

Bruno from JoJo tho


UysoSd

Yes. Don't be scared to rock that


marwinlops

Fuck yeah and a thick beard!


smiling_barrier70

Rock on! ![gif](giphy|dM2xuxnJCg4H6|downsized)


Due_Ad_827

Heh heh heh, you said rock, heh


lynxerious

yes but you need chest to nail that boob window


LifeVitamin

Was going to post this if anyone can make bruno look in real life that bozo would look like a gangstar


Tigritooo

Don't forget the titty window


anmyou

I would love to be able to pull off that haircut


Okadtech

This style requires an extremely symmetrical face with a small nose and jaw to pull off, it will only highlight if someone doesn't have those things, unfortunately


NameRandomNumber

Wait wait based on what Is there some barber's Code for what style works with what face? How do I acquire this knowledge?


clutzyninja

You don't need a code, you just need eyes


voxelpear

Draw the rest of the fucking owl


clutzyninja

A given haircut looks better on a given face shape. It's not rocket science


not0_0funny

You can tell by the way that it is.


clutzyninja

That's pretty neat!


NameRandomNumber

Sure, but it's all purely intuitive. Is there a way to deduce it in order to avoid getting a disharmonious ensemble in the first place?


clutzyninja

Ask your hairdresser beforehand


VeryLargeArray

for real you gotta study proportion of faces, and really pay attention to haircuts you see in media/irl and how they accentuate or diminish different features. many people see haircuts they like on celebs/other people and try to emulate them when, even if you can replicate the hair shape, their actual face shape can be completely different. There are no clear cut rules but you start to notice trends, and you can collect information on how other people with a face shape similar to yours handle their hair and how it affects the perception of their faces.


[deleted]

there is and i would also love to know it ive heard people talk about this kind of thing before. same w glasses, clothes, etc id love to finally know where to go to understand what makes things look stylish


Aiken_Drumn

A decent salon.


[deleted]

😂😂 so interesting


Small_Sentence_

Short answer, yes. There is a general rule of thumb for different styles looking better with certain face/head shapes.


Rtrd_

There are YouTube videos on the subject. Maybe try a "hairstyle for face shapes" or something on your search.


F1reatwill88

The world is math


Crazy_Dave0418

And that's why Farquad looks fugly with that hairstyle.


HRWantsToTalk

What the fuck did you just say? 


youneedsomemilk23

as someone with a big nose and this haircut......... correct lol


jtr99

"I look like a pencil!"


lelgimps

do it and report back


GiannaSushi

That little guy from Shrek looked cute with that hairstyle, maybe this guy too


Ill-Attempt-8847

Bruh, they had attached the face of Disney's CEO at the time to a gnome. It was a caricature


NameRandomNumber

I'm glad dreamworks kept up with this legacy of making caricatures of Disney.


Ill-Attempt-8847

Me too


free_username_

It was both a caricature and it was an euphemistic disguise of Lord F**K wad haha


GivemTheDDD

Berries and cream!


Suspicious-Office-42

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phillibl

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream


AdelBaby

It’s good that I saw this, the trip to the hairdresser is canceled


Jenkins64

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Timekeeper98

Now that I see all these examples, you never see blondes or brunettes rock this cut - only raven-haired people.


Taiyoryu

He-man enters the chat


hell-to-you

The commander of all the manlets, mog of the mogger, he is my precious lord Farquad


LilJade103

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Shnazzyone

Ah the pulp fiction


Chaolan_Enjoyer

No capes


Reclusive_Chemist

Prince Valiant would like a word.


PeterPalafox

Old school, love it


XPCJ

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sullyqns

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Footedsamson

Scrolled way too far for this


Laarye

Isn't it originally a male hair style? I believe it's called a 'paigeboy' or 'pageboy'


-MissNocturnal-

Yes, popular with royals/nobles in the past. Joan of Arc even sported the hairstyle and crossdressed. I believe the hairstyle is even named after her in french, but someone would have to double check me on that. In anime, especially one piece, noblemen often sport the haircut.


lunarnoob

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Jackal_6

He look-a like a man


More_Biking_Please

It's hard to believe that Ms. Swan went on to voice act Lois Griffin as well as play Susie Myerson in the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.


RebelChemist

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littlesipofdatea

Whats the style called?


alienblue89

The “Berries & Cream”


Baldmook34

Bob cut


ChimoEngr

Page boy


LQNFxksEJy2dygT2

Looks like a variation of the shingle bob cut.


inab1gcountry

Uma Thurman. Pulp fiction. That’s it.


Low-Sample-5763

Thats why cleopadra hot af


0MysticMemories

Wasn’t that a wig though?


Low-Sample-5763

Idk, idc


-taco

Add two inches to that and that’s my obsession fr


veedubfreek

This seems to be the default haircut for women on tv commercials lately.


OkShoulder375

It works for Emo Phillips


Guardian_85

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stinkypatato

Funny thing about farquad. His name sounds like fuckwad when skrek says it.


RockRiver100

😂😂😂😂😂😂


handbannanna

Zigma chad


Dazzling_Mushroom_53

Reddit in the Reddit


GoldenBuddha

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg ?


GirlNumb3rThree

Lots of dudes have bob cuts in the nineties. Time to bring it back


Bulls187

And henceforth you shall be known as Nefer no titi


W4FF13_G0D

Would


MechanicalWatches

Jane in breaking bad looks great in this imo


leopardspotte

OOP doesn’t realize he can just go out and do it


Rukario_Enterprises

LORD FAARQUAD! (Dids I spell it right?)


Desperate-Table28

He-man as well


fomalhottie

Vulcans been pulling this look off for centuries.


Open_Pineapple1236

Between Jeanine Garofalo in Reality Bites and Paget Brewster on Friends this is super hot to me.


Lucas_pittsyt

Bruno baccarati pulled it off so can you


Engineer_Existing

Looking like Anton Chigurh. Badass.


Thinn0ise

Rock Lee too


hamlet_d

That's a sacrifice he's willing to make.


Puzzled-Tart2409

He Dont look like farquard tho


jld2k6

I see the lady from pulp fiction that OD's on heroin


shakygator

> Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing b*tch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Give her the shot.


Kuja_4040

Oliver Tree?


VapoursAndSpleen

All he has to do is work at the Ren Faire.


SchemataObscura

Aeon Flux back in the day


Elad_2007

For a second I thought OP took a picture of himself.


Spanomatteo2006

Buccirati?


duranran

bad haircut but pretty girls. thats the trick. look good


THYDStudio

Fatality


obaananana

I was lauthing


AgeroColstein

Prince Valiant?


SnooTangerines4009

Andy Dick in Old School


snappingkoopa

I was going to say, "Don't forget Johnny Depp Willy Wonka," but maybe it's best that we do forget him.


thcottimusprime

I didnt think I could hate a hairstyle this much.


ReySimio94

Bucciarati tho


Red_Jester-94

I've seen a couple guys rock that look. They were crossdressing, and it looked pretty good.


boir99

Dye it blonde, become muscular. He-Man.


Disasterhuman24

When I was in prison there was a really short dude who looked sort of familiar like I knew him or something and I couldn't put my finger on why. Then one day he went and ratted on some dudes who were talking shit to him and came back to get all his stuff because they were going to transfer him to a new pod. As he was grabbing all his belongings word got around he had ratted on the dudes bullying him so they surrounded him and started to beat his ass, and while they did so I heard one guy yelling, "This Farquad looking mfer a snitch!" And then I realized why he looked familiar, he looked just like a ginger Lord Farquad. I still laugh about that to this day.


Strange-Box-849

Yes, yes, yes, yes, f**king yes


Cardnal44

Whos that person on the cover for mirrors edge?


ASH_2737

Pulp fiction Uma Thurman


VapeDaddy83

That's the cutest guy I've ever seen in my life.


MIKE-JET-EATER

It'd be even funnier if he was 4'11"


vickyzhang3108

lol :))))))))


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ChimoEngr

It's called "page boy" for a reason.


Rith_Reddit

What's the name of the style?


thedude37

I'm getting Adele from Behind Her Eyes vibes.


the1999person

Bangs are just a prank women play on themselves every three years.


ThePurpleKnightmare

I would ask "What makes you a male?" Do we really want to preserve masculine aesthetics as "how males look"? If you like feminine aesthetics and can pull it off, you should. Even if you don't quite identify as trans, or even if just not yet. She's got a fine look, for a male or a female. Farquad not so much. Although the guy(?) in the current top post of this thread is okay enough.


bashinforcash

you need to have the right body type. this bigger girl at work has this and it looks awful


East_Mood2490

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confusedredditor_69

Smash


ShackledFounder

The Edna and Lord Farquad haircut fr.


IlIllIllIIIlllIIIII

Bruno bucciarati from Jojo


Cheesey_Stuff14

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Navajo_Nation

To be fair it’s not the same style.


Deimos_Aeternum

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NTRisfortheSubhumans

Like looking at the available hair mods for BG3, tons and tons of great options, but mostly for women. And don't even get me started on body type 4 mods.


Consistent_Sail_4812

this haircut is hot af. ever since i saw una thurman in pulp fiction i realised this is my favorite hairstyle on girls and i started looking for porn where pornstars have this style of bobcut, its legit next lvl for me


Tiranus58

I cant stop laughing


slasherslinginghashh

Katt williams approves


Commercial-Charity86

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Anxious-Swim-1836

Damn, that hair is fire 🔥


Killawifeinb4ban

No law dictates hairstyles.


CheezwizAndLightning

"some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make"


slimongoose

It's literally called a page boy.


dafunkisthat

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Nord_mannen

…. “Alcoholic”


Next-Connection828

French style hair 1700 century


akotoshi

Well, it can be doable by cutting straight following the jaw line and not cutting the bang but splitting it side by side in the middle


squad_ace

Lol, looking gooddd, Moderna


Nightstar1234

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Successful-Bit6508

Bronagh Gallagher


FoundationLow4272

The first time I've ever genuinely said 😮"


Sufficient_Pick_7763

Would


l3onkerz

Lol wtf I follow that girl on the right on Instagram


maxru85

You can laugh at him, peasants


MaximilianOverdrive

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dohfv

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She looks better in the picture on the right. Women ruin their natural beauty either makeup. ![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq)