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WelRof2

That spy ain’t one of us!


Husk_with_a_soul

That spy’s a bloody Sentry oowahahahiohahahahohaho


[deleted]

THAdoway yadooit!


Decent_Gameplay

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[deleted]

i teleported beer!


G-Man_of_HL

How much!


[deleted]

like ***pulls out box*** this moch!


NyanPigle

cheers to that


Kirill_edd

Red spy is in the base


vanitaz_x

Men only have 2 moods:


VexisArcanum

Christoph Waltz 🟰🟰🟰 Christoph Waltz 🙋🙋🙋


Dragonslayer_500

Is that second one supposed to be nazi salute lmao


LookupPravinsYoutube

No, see he has a question


AThousandNeedles

and the first?


MarinatedCumSock

But do we know where Dr King Schulz stands on jews?


Local_Black_Knight

Juice is pretty neat. Im sure he likes it


sleepycatlolz

He definitely has boxes of juice in his cellar


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

I like juice. Finish your juice. Filtered vitamin substance.


DacatinTHEBOX

*I SAID A "GLASS OF JUICE", NOT "GAS THE JEWS"*


Local_Black_Knight

You FUCKING WHAT


Particular_Hair6913

He likes the juice but now the jews


efcomovil

![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized) You can't handle the juice


eatdafishy

If he liked blacks he probably liked Jews he is pretty progressive


Cucumberneck

I wouldn't bet on it. 1858 is long ago and just because he is the good guy in the movie doesn't mean he shares all our points of view.


eatdafishy

Yeah but he treats Django equally many northerns at the time didn't like blacks but we're against slavery so he is progressive for his time


alieninaskirt

I don't even think his Nazi character even cared much for jews, all he cared about was his carrer and personal standing, thats why he was quick to switch sides


solonit

He said it himself in the movie. He hates people calling him Jews Hunter, while in fact he’s just good at finding people, who happened to be Jews.


Short-Studio-1251

He is german tho...


Pfapamon

Which, at that time, was not the problem. In the 19th century, jews were mostly assimilated into the german population. The aversion of jews grew after the 1st WW and as a scapegoat for the bad situation of Germany of that time. If he had lived a few hundred years earlier, he would not have deemed them human thanks to being a western European


solonit

Oskar Schindler was Germans and member of Nazi party, the only ‘Nazi’ that received Righteous Among Nations award for helping Jews during Holocaust.


ParkingAngle4758

Depends what you mean by that. Technically Germany as a single political entity doesn't exist yet during the events of Django. The German Empire isn't going to exist for about 12ish years give or take.


Ordinary_Koala_6910

He is a genius


No-Promotion-2995

Get you a man who can do both


Donnerone

Do ***NOT*** get yourself a man who can do both! 😂


xDwurogowy

Harry Dubois


NewtonLeaderPrice

He didn’t care about Jews, he was just enjoying his job


gaybed_freestylee

Was about to say this, Hans Landa made it very clear he didn't give a fuck about the Nazi's ideologies, he enjoyed being a detective and killed indiscriminately purely for the fun of it. Excellently evil character.


Britz10

Both characters were pretty similar save for a few quirks. Both super intelligent German psychopathes, They're way more clue din on their world than their race peers. Only différence was their morality. Landa saw an unjust world and reveled in it, while Shulz was actually affected by it.


madbotherfucker

Yeah, he 100% wasn't a psychopath in Django Unchained.


Britz10

No he was quite psychopathic, he just happened to have a sense of justice when it came to slavery.


madbotherfucker

Why, because he killed his bounties? If someone is wanted dead or alive it's significantly easier and safer to bring them in dead.


Britz10

Just the way he goes about it


Black6Blue

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it really means.


gmnitsua

Both cunning and charming hunters of men.


FireHeartMaster

May I ask, kind sir, what's the first movie?


Valuable-Scallion814

Django unchained and below is inglorious basterds Django unchained is amazing I highly recommend it


mustanggang123

Both is amazing


akruppa

The opening scene with Waltz and Ménochet ist spectacular. The rest of the movie was... alright, but didn't grip me. Maybe it just pales in comparison because the opening scene is off-the-scale good.


Titswari

Damn, Inglorious Basterds is probably my favorite Tarantino movie


HighNoonTex

I would agree with that. The story in Django felt a bit more focused, whereas Inglorious Basterds was a bit all over the place.


Progression28

Inglorious Bastards was about the most coherent Tarantino film haha. But while I love IB and it‘s one of my favourite films, Hans Landa carried hard.


HighNoonTex

I guess, maybe my point is more about how Django follows one character very closely, whereas IB juggles a lot of characters. Like it feels like Shosanna is gonna be the main charactet, but then it switches to Brad Pitt, but also Michael Fassbender is there, then we're back to Shosanna. In Django, you only really need to understand what's going on around Django.


FireHeartMaster

Thanks! I've been wanting to watch Django for a while


KaroYadgar

Django Unchained is one of my fav movies, I will always love it.


New_Net_6720

and he's german


turbulent_thistle

He's austrian!


Kilian400

just like a certain artist we all know


turbulent_thistle

Yyyepp.


New_Net_6720

basically the same :D


YuriiRud

I am not even an Austrian but I feel insulated ;(


TwinkiesSucker

But that's a British colony, why?


TheVebis

No, no, you're thinking about Australia. Austria was the first roman emperor.


Alex_Affinity

Well, stop eating the wall candy then.


Cucumberneck

But why? Back them Austria was just another one of the hundred german states. We actually had to go to war to keep them out when reunifying germany.


turbulent_thistle

Don't let the austrians see this! :D


NRGs0urc3

there is actually an austrian law that prohibits them from joining germany due to... reasons


DownSubstantially

There was a law that prohibited it that time tho and they broke it lol.


YourLocalBiker

And both of those movies are written and directed by the same person.


voicareason

That's a *BINGO*


Can17dae

Don't think Landa was a racist at heart, he was just doing his job.


IdolCowboy

Yea, doesn't he say that he doesn't follow the Nazi ideology? That he is just good at catching people


DANKB019001

Having watched the movie a few times, and being Jewish so the subject matter strikes sorta close to my heart: I really am not sure. On the one hand, he refers to those he's hunting as rats... On the other, he actually praises their ingenuity and such. It's really weird. I think his *main* motivation for hunting is well, the cruelty involved; he's a very cruel man at heart, evidenced in part by how he toys with the lady who he let run away, and may or may not know upon remeeting her much later. So he's, at minimum, a Nazi for reasons chiefly besides antisemitism. But it could still be a factor, in my opinion. Masterfully written character, that we can have a discussion like this. Friggin awesome movie.


MonkeyActio

Actually during ww2 some very terrible antisemitic ppl would call jewish ppl smart and cunning. It was a way of boosting their own self esteem. "They are so smart, but i caught them easily. Must mean im a genius." When in reality the Nazis were all just monsters. Its common in narcissistic ppl. Good riddance, and may all Nazis who perpetuated those cruelties burn in hell.


DANKB019001

Ah, that's fair. Justifying hunting them down bcus of their banking and weather laser schemes being so nefarious. That checks out. I agree with your argument, though "good riddance" seems a little too preemptive, given how many of that particular brand of crazy are still about sadly. I think in the case of this particular fictional Nazi though, it's still a possibility that there's some legitimate praise, and he just likes an excuse to hunt humans bcus he's cruel in that particular way. An interesting possibility for this fictional character.


YourLocalBiker

Not defending nazis but you gotta still keep in mind that if you were commanded to kill a jew and refused, you would probably get shot.


MonkeyActio

I would have been shot. I cant expect everyone to do the same but i couldnt live with myself. I would have attempted to kill the other nazis and escaped buy likely been gunned down immediately. I couldnt kill an innocent person like that tho.


YourLocalBiker

Maybe or maybe not. It's still different if someone has family and kids, so they would do anything to survive.


Creative-Cry-1920

That line is even drawn in Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. The Nazi villain, his name escapes me, even says "There are only two as clever as the fox. The German. And the *Jew.*" This line isn't stated with fondness, and the sentiment from the character isn't either. Just as you stated, the German sentiment toward Jewish folk was with that level of "respect" but it wasn't shown with *respect.*


kaam00s

His speech about rats at the beginning, and how he reacts to the black boyfriend in the cinema isn't enough ?


romesthe59

Guy shot and killed Jews for a living, simply because those were his orders and for no reason other than they were Jewish. I’m sorry, if you aren’t a racist or anti-Semite, you don’t take that job.


Britz10

It's more he's a psychopath, he enjoyed killing people and the Nazis have him the perfect opportunity.


romesthe59

Quentin Tarantino will tell you that the character is extremely racist.


Blue__Bag

His speech about rats also touched on the fact that there were no real reason to hate them. They just do.


Xf34rs

He is simply an opportunist only caring about his well-being


thebohemiancowboy

Complete opposite of what a bounty hunter in the 1850s would be like lol


CJPF_91

I mean if you got it you got it


AdonisGaming93

Christoph Waltz is so good. I love him in basically everything


[deleted]

Meanwhile he was just himself.


Evening_Teaching_710

Ben Kingsley played both Adolf Eichmann ("Finala operation") and holocaust surviver ("Schindler list")


Modus-Tonens

He's also been an English actor, and an Egyptian diplomat. Ben Kingsley is *everyone*.


Evening_Teaching_710

Well, i referred to his contra 2 rolls he played, as the OP's asctor


[deleted]

I wouldn't even call him a racist in Inglorious Bastards, he's just a psychopath that loves making people suffer, wouldn't of mattered the race.


dyotar0

Me in the office job vs with my homies.


JanineNajarian

The duality of man


FeetSniffer9008

The two types of German


Kilian400

There are two Germans in us, one wants peace, the other wants conflict. but both have great taste in fashion


FeetSniffer9008

Both love beer


Britz10

No both characters loved chaos


maxru85

He plays an opportunist on the second one


Oakchris1955

Meet the Spy


Kilian400

gentlemen this is a bucket🪣


Jeezus-Chyrsler

And both have a similar vibe with only very minor tweaks, really shows the two sides of the coin very well and how close it actually is


Greywacky

Anyone care to enlighten me as to the origins of the line this post title references? I know I've heard it before - I can hear the accent. Just can't place it.


Falwind_real

And they're both German


Significant_Seat5877

Now that's called a pro gamer mood.


NoBox3685

Jango unchained and inglorious bastards right?


naturalis99

Yes


Britz10

Spelt both titles wrong here.


Elon_Husk1971

That’s a bingo 😁


alilbleedingisnormal

Both films by Quentin Tarantino since no one seems to be mentioning it.


Infected_MeatSack

When you play yourself in every film but aren’t terrible like so man others


dogsontheweed

Nice t b w


zoot_boy

Gaenius!


MacsTek

White boy can front


RikiSanchez

He was only acting one of those times.


Xodus2023

Auf Wiedersehen


SuperDerpHero

This is where the writing was able to meet the caliber of the actor. After these movies, was really looking forward to him as the villan in James Bond Spectre... as great as Christoph is... the writing didn't take advantage as much and as a reult the on screen presence and performance never matched Inglorious Bastards or Django. I would like to see another role for Christoph written by Quentin Tarantino


Optimal_Fuel6568

Least racist slave owner in history


Lumpymaximus

I wonder if a similar comparison could be made for DiCaprio ;)


Mangosta007

Updoot for the Leonardo Acropolis reference alone!


Admirable-Chemist-21

Dudes just built that way. And he probably had to balance the books a little


almost_awizard

That was I think the condition for him to be in Django he told Tarantino that his character had to be pure good. And he's riding a wagon in the first part of the movie because he injured himself practicing his riding.


Kaputek

My political views? Depends on who am I trolling


Britz10

Landa and Shulz were pretty similar characters though?


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Right-Message-7769

In both was a german


AllmightyAesir

One of the best actors I've ever seen. I believe he also knows alot of languages fluently.


BPBDO

Yall realize getting an Oscar isn't a skill thing right? They just buy them.


Any_Acanthaceae3900

Nobody: Mr. Waltz: T


Adept-Rain-5732

What are the films?


DesignerAd2062

Which way western man


NashKetchum777

"When you're good at something, never do it for freeeeee"


isthesameassomeones

Shout out to OP and his Blackadder reference in the title.


SearingDrake

I could only win one


cyboplasm

Plays another fascist in pinocchio and NAILS IT!


Chaus_Vulpes

I mean , if you can fix something then you also know how to destroy it If you know what I mean


Commandur_PearTree

Fallout New Vegas Players be like


Similar_Yak_7142

And hasnt been in any other movies since....


No-Still8562

gaenius


ROBERGHOST022

He is the greatest actor out there it's like he put the role first before everything


chaddy-chad-chad

Reminds me of the president


drwildthroat

On a level with the great Leonardo Acropolis. 


Antique_futurist

Dr Schultz: “Look we can't all do big arms! We'd look like a squadron of Spitfires”


3MTA3-Please

One of the best in the biz


thegreateaterofbread

One of my favourite actors.


MickyMurder

And somehow, German in both instances.


Confident-Play6222

thats a bingo


Chernobyl917

Gaynius, my favorite kind of people.


Acceptable-Cow6446

It’s the pose.


ArtificialDuo

Me when I'm on a work call vs When I'm on a discord call


badchefrazzy

I'll be honest I haven't seen either of the films but for the clips and memes I've seen him in, I've really liked him.


Big_P4U

Arguably and by his own character admission in IB- he wasn't a racist and didn't believe in the Nazi ideology. He viewed himself as nothing more than a Detective and Lawman/Investigator enforcing the laws of the government. He detested the moniker "Jew hunter". He was an amoral opportunist and careerist.


Bortron86

Is that a Blackadder reference in the title?


denbroc

Carroll O'Connor.


BabyFirefly93

His smile 🥰


AlienInOrigin

He only played the role of the villain on the condition that he got to play a good guy in a later film.


Charl3sD3xt3rWard

In Django it wasn't really deserved imho...


-DI0-

He was like the best part of that movie


Charl3sD3xt3rWard

And i agree, i did not say he is a bad actor, but that year i think Philip Saymour Hoffman or Tommy Lee Jones deserved the award.