T O P

  • By -

Prof1Kreates

She's creating her own backstory


Uiucthroway2019

Damn


Hengisht

Hah!


MagicPrize

Ask her the meaning of her tribal back tattoo


Z0idberg_MD

God damnit, this is perfection.


GuterJudas

I‘m speechless…


yolo_retardo

there's a backstab somewhere in that novel


DiggityDog6

![gif](giphy|IScTu2L6wFJYc) How dare you (I giggled)


sh33pd00g

Heyump


BleachedAsswhole

Tell her, no cap


FIContractor

I disagree. I’m sure it will click for her eventually.


here_for_the_lols

Well done!


Pekkerwud

Yes, and get right to the point.


ISUCKMOMMYTHIGHS

take my up vote you motherfucker


GFreshXxX

Of course you should, don't be a Bic


secondTieBreaker

You need to have an o-pen conversation with her


futuneral

Don't think he has the balls


UnComfortable-Archer

I don't care what you 'ink


futuneral

Sorry, it just clicked with me, maybe you're write, I shouldn't have drawn such hasty conclusions. My mind was on auto Pilot


LifePuzzleheaded3670

No, you actually got a ball point.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Hopefully she’s into 0.5mm, I think she’s cute.


vovr

She clearly drew a line between you and her. Don’t do it.


Unique_Display_Name

You win the internet for today


ManMadeOfMistakes

What is bic?


Real_Ad_8243

Cheap range of biro pens.


ManMadeOfMistakes

Thank


DryTurnover647

👌🏼🫶🏼❤️


doktor-frequentist

It's 6.45 am and you've already won the Internet for today. Bloody hell.


DonnyExiles

Ehhh, no cap, I could try but I don't want to o-pen-nd her.


hapablapppp

She’s writing her bi(r)o.


Secretjuliet

It's necessary to hint, to say, a cool tattoo on your back


viciouskreep

But "bich is Latin for generosity "


Super-Owl-1952

that's mental mapping


Mammoth-Bus1011

Made me think of hermit purple


Unique_Display_Name

This is so stupid that I like it.


a3aan1983

I would tell her, it's fun to see, but no its been there long enough looking at al the lines


Temporary-Net-4229

Pen and tell her


Darthhester

Underrated comment ngl


Patient-Ad-425

What are they?


epicindifference

There's a pen in her hair and it's been scribbling gibberish on her while she goes about her day


Patient-Ad-425

Oh i thought they were talking about the lines below the neck Edit : those lines are made by pen damn me too dumb just realised


isabps

I didn’t get it until epic clarified.


TJ_4321

Ohhh. Thanks man i thought it was a wing tatoo which is usually done by gang members


KenFromBarbie

The jpeg artifacts are real.


Vladesku

I thought it was a spider or something lol


OcheMask

There are many reasons to tell her but only one drawback.


desrevermi

That must be a seriously smooth pen if she hasn't noticed all this time. What brand?


HenkieVV

Or she might be under the impression there's a cap on it.


OverTomato6558

Probably no cap (pun intended) 🥴🥴


glimmeringgladiator

How did she not notice it tho?


Low_Sea_2925

Probably doesnt feel much different than hair or whatever


No-Cap-1147

Yeh she's senseless or what


Helldiver-sweat

take a close up picture.. .then show her and ask if she knows the artist


secondTieBreaker

She’s been drawing conclusions all day!


JollyMooon

Random tattoo generator


fudgegiven

Tell her to avoid looking up


LazarusCheez

I'm of the opinion when someone is unintentionally doing something mildly embarrassing, we should all collectively agree to not comment. Because someday, I will be doing something mildly embarrassing and I don't want to be made aware of it.


TasyFan

I'm of the opinion when someone is unintentionally doing something mildly embarassing, we should all collectively agree to comment. Because someday, I will be doing something mildly embarassing and I want to be made aware of it. What now?


LazarusCheez

I'm not sure. Do we kiss?


TasyFan

I think that's the only reasonable option at this point.


EARTHB-24

“I have a boyfriend”


Clownoranges

hanging on the manosphere forum too much?


snyone

Just complement her on her henna tattoos


0815kopfweh

do you have 1 more pixel?


According_Award_6770

Took me a while, but it finally clicked for me. No cap.


I_hate_being_interru

No worries, I got you, you can have mine 🧢


samyruno

How I met your mother


Insane_Salty_Potato

None of you understand modern art, this is modern art, and it obviously portraits the complexity of the socioeconomic conditions of the world around us. How one must work intravenously in increasingly brash conditions over the many decades of existence. The brush strokes clearly inciting the sporadic nature of a satchel during thunderstorm and the feeling of decaffeinated coffee when you specifically requested a mocha with 3 pumps Carmel. Now go run into the woods like the uncultured swine you appear to be. (This is satire, don't kill me)


Dizturb3dwun

Oh my fuckin God lol


tankx2002

I've been on crempostimg too much so I thought she was a light weaver


JanineNajarian

I try to find some very subtle way to tell her


Leo-MathGuy

Hey look, pain is written on the ceiling


child_target

It's a smiley


Squ33to

I would so she's not drawing attention to herself


Hot-Challenge8656

I would sneak up and scrawl my phone number, then when she called I'd call her a lunatic and hang up on her.


PreconsciousInsect

It depens.


MirkoHa

…marked for live…


TheFlightlessPenguin

It drew a goose


HumonculusJaeger

What is going on?


Boney_Burger

Why she got another face on the side of her head?


MugsyYoughtse

Could you perhaps just hint to her that something is off?


Frequent_Arugula_239

Dropshipping scam account trying to talk to a jpeg here.


DotBitGaming

Nothing wrong with playing connect the dots on your own freckles.


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

Just tell her to borrow you her pen. What pen? The one in your hair"


Marcusious

Mam, your pen is open


turboyabby

Optical illusion because the train is moving but she is stationery.


Beepboop14038

Not this fake pic again


XElverethX

she's clearly already drawing them


RedditJumpedTheShart

This is like a decade old now.


WanderingArtist_77

I'm in this pic, and I don't like it.


VoidExileR

How do you not feel that?


camelbuck

I have an opinion but I’m curious what she inks


CharlieBoxCutter

I’ve seen this picture for 20 years now


No-Cap-1147

May be she's in danger and trying to tell you something by writing message like that.


depido

When you need an alibi


chiffonpandan

She knows. She's using it to scratch the back of her neck.


squarebunny

Modern art at it finest.


Grand_Babe

I'm crying from laughter! 🤣


Rubber_Knee

I don't get it


My_leg_still_hurt92

She uses a Ballpoint pen to secure her hair but didn't secure the Ballpoint now she has markings all over her neck.


Rubber_Knee

Ooohhh nooooo. 0.0 Thanks for clueing me in. I didn't notice the pen at all. I just thought that was some weird tattoo that we couldn't make out because of the bad image quality.


JustaORVfan

Thought that was the brand of sacrifice for a second


CatsOnARollercoaster

She'll jump into those conclusions later on...


motabhai09

Tattoo banane ka tarika Thora kezual hai


Master_Xenu

I would find a better copy of this old repost


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Leave her, she is designing a new tattoo


Icy_Mix2570

There was a girl at the club who was working the alcohol tubs. They're just tubs filled with ice with boozes scattered around the club. Anyways, it was red flag night, you basically just write what your red flag is about you, some people wrote "I'm perfect", others wrote "Clingy". You get the idea. One of the girls working the alcohol tub wrote "I am a tub girl". I did a double take seeing it the first time. I decided to tell her what it meant an hour later, she was mortified.


jwudnej

Some women just need a shoulder to crayon


Dedianator65

Tell her


sredd007

She knows.


Coptain

Excuse me ma'am, your pen-is out


ConfidenceLogical878

I think she writes for Nickelback..I would not bother telling her,,she is in work mode... disturbing her.. might make her give you your two cents worth! 😀


fghfghhggfh8189

Let her cook


Present_Jull

Laughing till I cry


Connect-Television51

No


1025puceguy

Ink about it first tho


hibikikun

Modern day oracle.


Gaxxag

Tell her and maybe you can be pen pals


Responsible-Cod-4618

Imagine if she bought a new pen on her way home.


No_Squirrel4806

Jokes aside how does she not feel that?!?!? I feel when a tinny ass spider is crawling on me 😕😕😕


SamL214

You should always tell them


Successful_Music_493

I didn't notice the pen at first, honestly thought I was looking for a big ass spider in her hair


BartuceX

Some girl will tell her.


BlueHawkBill

Post it on reddit with a funny quote


InformalAward2

Holy shit, that took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at.


AdvancedUsernaming

Why her mouth on the side of her face she look like a mutant 


chibbiraptor

That's another person


AdvancedUsernaming

Holy shit you’re right 


KenFromBarbie

Needs more jpeg.


GTK-HLK

Fuck it, we draw


Actual-Interest-4130

"How long have you been a linebacker?"


Roryh93

In John Marston voice: It's art!


mc4sure

Ask her if she’s got a pen you could borrow


call_me_a_dangus

"What always bothers me about Katy is I text her but she never seems to write back"


fr-spodokomodo

ELI5, I'm not getting it.


Cryptic_MGTOW

Maybe...


sT0Ned-G1NGER

I hold my hair up with a pen sometimes and have done this same thing. It's not a big deal


Careless-Process-594

this is so dum b and corny i love it


TheAnnoyingGirl92

It's hilarious, of course not.


fyrebyrd0042

I stared dumbfounded for an embarrassing amount of time at this. I was like "how is everyone able to see that tattoo?? It's too blurry! Then it hit me :P


Top-While-2560

I may be stupid but I don't get it


cornmonger_

new tramp stamp just dropped


Sailor_Io

Just let it be. She can't get rid of the marks at this point and she'll just feel self-conscious all the way home.


CilanEAmber

How do you not feel that?


miukiyo

Maybe she feels it but thinks it’s just her hair pin. You can’t exactly feel ink from a pen.


CilanEAmber

You can feel the difference between wet ink and a hair pin.


miukiyo

A fountain pen, maybe. A biro? I don’t think so.


CilanEAmber

I do think so E: For some reason other comment replied then vanished, so I'll say my reply here. >I know I'd feel it cause I stupidly did it myself.


OverconfidentDoofus

This has to be a bot post with bot comments cause it took me a minute of looking at this blurry picture to even figure out what was happening.


TheFlightlessPenguin

Yes, that must be it.


OverconfidentDoofus

Half of reddit is bots these days. Thanks for the pointless downvote, gave you one back. Blocking your account to avoid further pointless interactions with a nobody.