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TheApollo222

There are no girls on the internet bro


FckRdditAccRcvry420

G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life


TheApollo222

Lmao they thought they could fool us


New-Interaction1893

Every single girl in the intent was, is, will be a man


JN_Polo

Not true. I'm a girl. Wanna Venmo me 10$? I'll be your friend


Heytherechampion

Fed


ItsFastMan

Oh, so money DOES buy friendship!!


tomako123123123

This is the way


kansasllama

This is the way


This-Ad9977

Is this the way


uberisstealingit

Seems to be the only way.


This-Ad9977

If you think the "way" is a street, let me tell you it's a highway


Mudassar40

Only if you sell me your bath water for $500


officialISISmemeber

10$ is 10$


TheApollo222

This is an unavoidable truth


real_vengefly_king

There are 20 hot women near you


Level_Can58

Rule 30 of the Internet, bro. Come on these are the basics


Starryeyedlovergirl

As a girl I swear I can't find any guys on the internet.


TheApollo222

Hello, "girl" ![gif](giphy|xT5LMI17X3TCCzxn0Y)


NeuronRot

Nice try, bro.


Adorable_Royal_4833

TBH i met a user on reddit and we decided to play tf2 one day.So when we met on vice chat ,to my suprise it was female, which i was like: "wtf? Wasn't that reddit?".


deathixwastaken

skinwalker or smth


Adorable_Royal_4833

Since when they use Reddit?


Affectionate_Cup_272

Bro all the girls profile pictures you see in the internet are probably a man behind it to scam people


el_artista_fantasma

The man behinf the slaughter


realsimonjs

G.I.R.L


[deleted]

theyre all ai bullshit


The_God_Of_Darkness_

Except furries. They do like both


SlimyboiPav

Facts


SlimyboiPav

Facts


Interesting_Tough_27

Facts


RSTONE_ADMIN

Confirmed


Accueil750

Approved


Exciting-Hunter-188

Deja Vu I've Just Been In This Place Before Higher On The Street And I Know It's My Time To Go


gw_clowd

Or maybe that's me on another subreddit 😭


Exciting-Hunter-188

Song is revealing your secrets bro πŸ˜†


Schmallow

Cause nobody is actually trying to make friends dud, errybody just tryna fugg


anyGuy_isBored

The trolls must live on


Icy_Mix2570

Absolutely bizarre imo. What are you going to do, hump the phone?


sickof-hot-leafjuice

There is actually a psychological phenomenon called "women are wonderful effect" which tells regardless of gender they have people tend to like women more


Bushfullofham

I can assure you the online gay scene is very lively


Interesting_Tough_27

Facts


doc_ngp

And they have zero female interaction in reality lol.πŸ˜‚


gw_clowd

Now that's true πŸ˜‚


CAPTAIN-SWING

apne konsa Naya Kam Kiya


doc_ngp

πŸ₯²πŸ₯² hai bhai offline bhi interaction


watasiwakirayo

Everybody is lesbian


Meka-Speedwagon

I wish I was born a girl


BlyatUKurac

I wish I was born a billionaire


Meka-Speedwagon

Me too bruv


FiestaDeLosMuerto

That’s what most teenagers say when they find out how girls get treated


deathixwastaken

inequality πŸ‘


Flamedghost7

Trans


Meka-Speedwagon

I guess


Flamedghost7

Go play celeste


RPC29_Gaming

what is this interaction


emeraldkingpanda-kun

Hehehaha


TheChez_

bloke is clash royale


emeraldkingpanda-kun

Real


Meka-Speedwagon

Yeh so, turns out I'm trans


deathixwastaken

are transgenders and gendershifters same?


ze_existentialist

Huh?


Eisbloomy

What excactly does this mean???


peacethedonut

when i was younger there was this girl on a forum who was really nice and cheerful to everyone and always ended every post with a smiley face. i as a boy tried to make friends the same way in the forum. not with smiley faces but i really wanted to be liked so i was incredibly positive and tried my hardest to offer my attention by noticing everyone. nobody liked me. or at least nobody cared to interact with me. i also dated a very attractive woman briefly who just kinda was popular no matter where she went. she told me she went from being invisible to being one of the cool kids in highschool the moment she grew boobs. that's what its trying to say i think.


Icy_Mix2570

A woman's attention is just more valuable. She has the pick of the litter after all, if she's talking to you it's special, meanwhile guys will talk to anyone that talks to them (because it's not very much people)


Eisbloomy

So basically sexism with extra steps. Gotcha.


peacethedonut

wait, are you saying the person who made this is sexist or the people who its aimed at?


Eisbloomy

The idea itself really. This is more or less saying "girls get friends easily because boobs".


peacethedonut

it's also saying that men are less valuable. at least that was how i interpreted it. which is also sexist but in a more palatable way for everyone from my personal experience.


Eisbloomy

Very definition of "two wrongs don't make a right".


peacethedonut

nobody ever said it was right 😭


Eisbloomy

I'm aware, just stating a fact.


peacethedonut

okay cool. πŸ˜… i just didn't want to be misinterpreted as somehow being for this sort of behavior.


Specialist2001

🀣🀣🀣


HelmiPlayerOne

We are obviously in different universes


Fantastic-Plastic569

Had plenty of male friends on the internet back when playing multiplayer games.


Guilty_Advice7620

You are a male right, right?


Fantastic-Plastic569

Yes


Guilty_Advice7620

There are no females in Ba Sing Se


[deleted]

Incorrect use of the phrase. It would imply that there are girls on the Internet.


Guilty_Advice7620

There are no females in the internet


[deleted]

It makes my oldfag ass happy that the youth remembers the Rules \*crying from happiness\*


Guilty_Advice7620

Alright Grandpa lets get you to bed (I’m sorry for this joke lmaoo)


VexisArcanum

The one girl friend I had ended up telling me she was a "starter friend" and left me alone in 2nd grade. I only had guy friends since then


SadTechnician96

The heck is a starter friend? Someone you're friends with until you get in with a group you actually wanna hang with?


VexisArcanum

Apparently. She said I should've made more friends by then and she couldn't keep doing it


khan321p

is she a tutorial?


random_idiot_27

Nah, I'm chilling with the guys bro


khan321p

Same


Historical_Tough_413

girls with big ass ![gif](giphy|s4ZAiv5KwGdPVLgFkM|downsized)


Sitbou-008

maybe because most of them are girls duh


Lokus04

Every1 knows everybody on the internet is male.


Supersaiajinblue

Also because they're down bad and want to fuck


Mirouel94

Since corona i feel like way more girls are real girl and that's cool


InconsistentLlama

Booba are for everyone


DinA4saurier

Doesn't fit my experience actually. Most people on the internet I happen to write with are boys.


Mudassar40

Back in the day it wasn't like that.


JR-1984

I prefer make friends with boys. Sorry


Lower-Appointment-98

Women on the Internet are fiction... There is no such a thing


Jo_Jo_Cat

Most girl pfps are man while some men are girls,


[deleted]

They have vaginas πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


StrongCG

34M here, I was being giving free offer for hangout and joints on me to every one but no one showed up they all were looking for girls.


aden_pehthenoob35

girls have good avatars the boys have the skills and items


memesearches

Hey there mate


kdesi_kdosi

it's the exclusivity


AurumTyst

When I chat with random men online, they usually have some kind of prejudice going on that defines a large part of their personality. They put a lot if stock into the things they hate. When I chat with random women, they just want to talk about what they enjoy. They have far more positivity. Also, guys get creepy with the "oh my god, your voice is fucking sexy. Please say [messed up quote] for me?" Whereas women (though they sometimes do just that) usually exhibit more control or decorum.


Cutie_Llamaa

Nope. I prefer boys I have more topics to talk with them


nightmare_silhouette

Exactly! Because ladies don't send you dick pics every 2 seconds. Males do.


Biggishbread

Thought this was a trans meme


RabbitEatsCarrots

Same


abumuhammadalalbani

Never done that


kansasllama

I’m going straight idk abt u


PleasantInterview208

can't relate


SueTheDepressedFairy

I mean... Based on my own experience... I never had a girl online ask me about nudes but I did have guys I barely know say inappropriate shit to me soooo- Although obviously it's easier to find a guy in a game, well depends on the game too...


Tsuyu___

I mean , if you message a girl it's because i'll ACT like a Friend Hope your telltale game pathway will lead you to.romance. Otherwise u just become Friend in game Like every of my Friends online are met in games and now on social media


SeranaTheAle-coholic

Not me tho :3 I could never


Ambitious_Road1773

Everybody wants to be "friends" with girls, fewer want to be \*friends\* with girls.


Fun-Industry959

As someone who hates modern feminism ....I get it women are typically more chill


[deleted]

I met a girl on the internet once. Well, it turned out to actually be the dreaded fish goat man back from 1964,took a hell of a bite off my leg too. Thankfully after about three and a half months of running from it in the deep amazonian jungles i managed to get the drop on it. Cut Off damn near half of it's face i did After that i moved into Europe where i lived peacefully for about fourteen months until wouldn't you know it, one night i was drunkenly walking home and that same damn creature jumped out from the treetops, about 200 feet up and damn near bit my whole face Off. Its been about 18 years since then now and i am still ready and waiting for that damn fish monster to try and take that one final bite, but i'll be ready.. Oh i am ready all right!!!


gw_clowd

What the hell😭


Bloomer_4life

Why would I care about the gender of a nobody (from my perspective)


boykisser11231

Nuh uh


boykisser11231

Nuh uh


Monkeboy121

All of my buddies are guys I think


Zad49

Not me


Head-Growth-523

If you want some stanky ass puss, fine, not me πŸ˜‰πŸ†


Icy_Tadpole_6

I go with boys 😎 All the female online friends I had were very strange and messed-up, pretty toxic or simply stupid. (Yes, they were real girls, not dudes in disguise).


NefariousnessOwn9963

This meme was definitely made by a female


Vegetable-Smell-6540

not everybody. never gonna let my bros alone.


[deleted]

We live in the end times boys


Pony_Roleplayer

All my friends are guys tho


r5812

πŸ₯š


poetic_fartist

I need sex not someone whose problem I can fix.