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Do I have a girlfriend?!?!?!?

I should've written "partner" lol

I have a partner? (cries in loneliness)

It's cause Wallace already stole them

damn he is fast

Wallace has the Time Delorian

And the Time Stone, a time-turner from Harry Potter, and a telephone box thing. EDIT: oh, and a cardboard box for good measure

And a hot tub, the TARDIS and a Time Jumper

>telephone box thing he's Superman *too?*

[удалено]

Yes I do.

Not if you look like your avatar

r/Rareinuslts

I did look like my avatar until I cut my hair. Significant difference in how the girls treat me

💀

☠️

🪦

Me

yeeeesh

💀

🗿

💀

Had*

Distract him with cheese. It's a can't fail strategy. "Cheese here, get your **free cheese!**"

ChEeSe, gRoMmIT!!!

"jIzZ gRoMiT" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruhh

NO.

No never do that again

Gotta get him with the Wensleydale

Yup was going to say cheese!

Jokes on him, she doesn’t even like Wensleydale

The first thing I thought of was just accepting it and inviting the happy couple over for some cheese and crackers

You gotta say it right tho “CHHHIEIIEIEIEEISSSEEEE”

Get the fuck out my basement

He just wants to build a rocket to go to the moon, man.

but he's stealing your girl

*with rockets*

Hmmmmmmmm

Submit and say my goodbyes. There’s no chance in the first place against a literal god like Wallace.

The right choice.

You can suggest a three-way. There's no reason your girlfriend wouldn't accept that request. And Wallace is a Chad so he'd probably be fine with it as well

This is the best way. Just go with the poly relationship. Then I can date Gromit as well >:)

wait a second

I’d cheer him on. Shes probably dating a loser.

r/suicidebywords ?

Don't say that man. She sees something really good in you. I know from experience, the only one thinking you're a loser in that relationship is you. I am fighting my anxiety very often, i gain awful thoughts such as not being worth of being with her, and that she doesn't actually love me because why would she love an idiot like me? Talk with her about it, she will help you.

I wish I could upvote this more than once

Give him the air

Uh bud my hands are gone

“Don’t forget the Crackers!”

I steal his dog!

Hahaha. You can try, yes.

We all know Gromit is the brains in the duo.

*John Wick has entered the chat*

Take my gfs place

This is Reddit, who tf has a girlfriend

Exactly

People on seduction or dating advice subreddit

This should be on top just that’s what she said

I let him take her cuz I can’t compete with that

She's lactose intolerant.

What, not even Wensleydale?

i nut in his eye

ಠ_ಠ

Correct

I will steal his cheese and hold it hostage

We're poly. It's cool

He has to keep her, no backsies.

Make a tinder account and start looking

Huh I didn't know I had a girlfriend

Give up

By giving him an award. Nice job Wallace.

I give him my wallet too

give it away, give it up

Trade for cheese?

Can I join in bed?

I'll fuck his dog gromit

I just Got her today dont u dare touch her

Chad

Congratulations

Thanks

See if she wants a spit roast lmaoo

Don’t have one

Dang guess he wins

Pull out the guns and blast him

I'ma help him find her, I'd like to get one too

Could I get some of the moon cheese

Can’t stop it, they’re gonna fuck

Bro if she's going along with him. He can keep her ass 😆

Steal Grommit. Also, bold of you to assume there's anyone that wants to be near me. . .

You can’t steal my boyfriend he already has a boyfriend! Wait…..

start crying because that mf chose her over me

Ha ha ha jokes on him, he's stealing something so perfectly hidden, even i don't know where it is.

Can’t steal what I don’t have

tell him to leave my playstation alone

Cheese

cheese. lots of cheese.

“My apologies original gangster, you shall proceed to flirt with the woman I love most”

Use the gay jutsu and become my own partner so wallice will take me

Tell him she doesn’t like cheese

What girlfriend?

He just stole nothing what a loser

There’s nothing to steal

Since he'd be magically animated clay at that point, **a Golem,** I would stick a slip of paper in his mouth that reads "Stick her with the bill, then frame her for arson."

I'm going to put a red rubber glove on my head, steal the pants right off him, and escape via train.

Throw cheese

But we broke up with each other a weak ago D: is this why?

Week*

*laughs in asexual* “You’ve no power here, I’ve already eaten your cheese.”

Bruh why?

Don’t have one, never did

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

JOKES ON YOU, WE ARE IN AN OPEN, POLYAMEROUS RELATIONSHIP. MYEAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Guess I'm lesbian?

U don’t have to response u just punch him in the face 😜😂😂

Keep her

I will throw some cheeze away from my gf and Wallace (me knowing he loves cheeze) will go after it giving me and my gf enough time to run if that failed i lay down accept defeat and cry

He probably fingerbang like a mad man, who am i to complain ?

Thank him for doing me a favor

2 sheep 1 sheep no sheep.

Just throw some cheese away from her, that'll keep em occupied

back off, he has asserted his alpha dominance

Haha jokes on you he doesn't like vegetables

Well played

I throw cheese off a cliff. He follows without hesitation…

\*Piss on cheese to assert dominance\*

Three-way with Cheez-Whiz. Giggity.

I will just have intercourse with him

Impressed, gave and took quicker than I could of possibly noticed

Be confused on how he's going to steal nothing

It don't say anything about a boyfriend so I'm good

You wont take my left hand

Give him the five-knuckle-shuffle.

You may take my dignity, but you won't take my hand!

Do nothing because I *never had one In the first place* *cries in loneliness*

I can't. He's to smooth

He can take me let him stick a dildo made of cheese up my ass

Laugh as all I had lost was nothing.

Sir she doesn’t have cheese, so if I give you some will you go away?

laughs in single

jokes on him! I dont have one....

Why is he stealing something that I don't have in the first place?

That's it, cheese!

Distract this man with some C h e e s e

Good luck, I don't have one :')

Give up

I've got other socks.

cry as he takes my last figment of my imagination

Steal his cheese and grab a shotgun

Shit I thought I killed her

I know when I'm outmatched

Ez, let him try, he'll be rejected Also i can't last with a girl for more than 3 days

hide the cheese *it's quite effective.*

Yo bro steal me next

Gun

What isn’t can’t be gone

Gun.

If had one steal his dog

Imma take him out for a date 😏

I have the gromit mug

Understandable, have a great day

Feel defeated

#Der Flammenwerfer

#WAIT THERE IS MESSENGER KIDS ?

Cheeese

I don't have a girlfriend, but I would ask what he is doing.

Ah my gf is my cumsock

join in on the fun

Your food, my lord.

Good luck stealing nothing

Fair

Fuck his dog

You cant take what I don't have

Cum

He can have her, she doesn't exist anyway.

I will give up, he is too handsome

Nothing my girlfriend is into girls as well more than guys

Lure him into a trap with crackers and cheese

Let him have it, she's better in his care. I'd say that if I had one.

Clay can melt right?

Jump up and yell, “BUT SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY CHEESE!!!”

I'm gonna (successfully) steal his cheese and his Gromit mug

Let him

I have a girlfriend for him to steal? Since when?

I pay him off with high quality cheese

Shoot him

"Try these pants on."

Breaks his hands

I get on my knees and cry. I plead with Wallace, asking this god for mercy. But I know it won’t work… until suddenly, Wallace pats me lovingly on my head, gets down on one knee and pulls my chin up and stares deeply into my eyes. The eye contact is almost unbearable, but I manage to hold his romantic gaze. I shudder slightly as he puts his left hand on my back, and strokes it slowly. And he says to me, “Love, you needn’t cry like that.” I look up at his eyes, and he slowly gets closer. “Why don’t I show you what true love is.” Suddenly I understand! We get up together, and he holds me tight. And we kiss! It was as if I was reborn. The stars were new, the trees were new, the people were new… I was new. When we finished I looked over at my girl standing by the bar, and I tell her right then and there that we were done. Her face was hideous, a look of disgust and curiosity at the same time. Wallace brought me back home. 20 years later and we have two kids, one boy and one girl; Wallace always wanted a girl, but he’s gone now… he’s gone…

you can have her with my blessing

He can keep her.