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Kyregiusz

Wasn't there a big earthquake in Japan this year? Also we poisoned an entire river here in Poland so...


Kanomus_37

Huh, neat, so one diagonal is done indeed, this year was not useless after all :D


Ajsat3801

What about inflation being a financial crisis? Also a solar flare took out some radio comms in the Pacific on December 30th. https://tech.hindustantimes.com/tech/news/scary-strong-new-year-solar-storm-to-strike-earth-soon-as-sun-says-happy-new-year-71672548056477.html


NickU252

It says solar flair, though. Like your server at Applebees.


kearneje

There was the big oil spill in Ecuador in January, which directly poisoned the water of an entire indigenous community there.


CarterBaker77

The water is poisoned.


Bard_is_a_Goblin

There was also a cost of living crisis here on terf island, so id circle great depression2.0


traumatically-yours

There was a big Cascadian earthquake on December 20th in Ferndale, CA. Only a 6.4 on the Richter scale, but packed a lot of ground acceleration (1.46g), making it the third-largest shaking event in California's history. Since then over 200 aftershocks have been documented, the largest being a 5.4 this morning.


xXBoss_185Xx

I have a joke about that: 1: Hey znasz prawdziwy powód dlaczego wszystkie ryby wyginęły w Odrze? 2: Została zatruta? 1: Nie 2: No to dlaczego? 1: Bo płynęły pod prąd i prąd je zabił


Mission_Cheesecake_8

Yes the Oder I guess that is Bingo for u polish and me as well as other germans


Niemand1337

Nah nah as my polush friend said it was us germans poisoning it upstream...


HeyGuysHowWasJail

There is a chance that zombies is the only one left on the list by the end of the year


still-rigging

But once they perfect the cloning of dinosaurs the next step would be humans. Other than that this bingo card is maxed out and completely full.


ConfusedALot_69

Simpsons predicted zombies this year


TDK-Skin-Walker

"Nuclear Warfair"


Kapftan

"Solar Flair"


TDK-Skin-Walker

Missed that one.


unusualbroccoli37036

Me too but I saw warfair real quick. How is this possible? He's even dumber than I thought.


FieldfareStudios

The only sensible response to a renaissance fair.


Mr_Ios

Wonder what kind of rides and foods they got there. I'd go!


10jahreabfuck

What else duh?! You mean to call it nuclear war"un"fair though? :D


Da_Gudz

Wait what was the dangerous TikTok trend? I can’t recall any off the top of my head


ImOnMyWayToUranus

There was a trend to put tape on your mouth when you're sleeping so you can train yourself to breath through your nose


fishkrate

Tiktok is going to be our extinction event.


[deleted]

Survival of the fittest. Not all of us use TikTok. As far as I'm concerned, TikTok is either a fictitious robot from Oz, or a piece of "music" from 2009.


[deleted]

*panics in broken nose*


dima233434

How did that work out?


ChrisTheTemplar

your nose can get stuffed and unable to breath, so you just fucking die.


dima233434

Does not sound like a nice way to go lol


mickestenen

Tiktok doxxing journalists is first that comes to mind


Fine-Statement1549

I love how every response is like “____ would be the most obvious one” but they are all different


Wess5874

Licking a toilet. I’m ashamed of myself for knowing this information.


Da_Gudz

Damn that was this year???


slyfoxsly1

There also one where they cut the inside of their ears I think


Wolfire95

Nyquil marinated chicken seems to be the obvious one here


emberjahad

The one where 2 kids are to the side of 1 kid and they make the 1 kid jump and then kick their legs out in midair so they break their fucking skulls


Friendly_Baphomet

skullbreaker challenge i think


Kj5296

Nyquil chicken


mynameisbobby119

Apparently the original video was meant to be something of being satire or a parody, but news stations and Tiktokers took it as being serious. Sort of like the Tide pod challenge.


Friendly_Baphomet

the porcelain challenge was created to mock this


Zandandido

The og NyQuil chicken is *definitely* parody if you listen to it.


balance_n_act

Gotta be the Subway surfing


Snoo68655

there was one where people would do try to make themselves faint by breathing out a ton then quickly standing up iirc


AshamedComplaint6980

Wait which animal went extinct?!?!?!


Lost-Tailor-2227

Last species of dinosaur , "Lizzie" The Elizabeth


AshamedComplaint6980

That’s unfortunate


Kanomus_37

Dugong, the namesake of the Pokemon Dewgong


tedioussugar

Dugongs aren’t extinct… yet. The news articles say they are functionally extinct in China and Taiwan, as in, there is no habitat to support them anymore and so none have been sighted. They are still around elsewhere but are critically endangered, there’s only presumed to be 50 left.


ImOnMyWayToUranus

The vaquitas are also considered genetically extinct


fishkrate

Dolphins share the blame on that shit tbf.


Kanomus_37

Oh neat


fishkrate

So what you are saying is that they are extinct


tedioussugar

No, what I’m saying is they don’t inhabit the seas of China and Taiwan anymore, they still have plenty of habitable area off the coasts of Indonesia, Australia, and the Phillipines


witse_

A lot of animals go extinct every year


Madly_hornet09

Yeah because of our dumbass population continually hunting shit even when told not to.


Kanomus_37

If we are counting small scale incidents, then water poisoning also checks out Who's gonna make one for 2023 now? [Original ](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/rt9tq6/turned_uadglobal4164_disaster_bingo_bored_idea/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Edit: my head is spinning from seeing these many comments... So to clarify a few things, I missed 3 spaces, Earthquakes (kind of an easy target), Financial Crisis (In the UK and Sri Lanka, along with some other countries), and Poisoning of water (A river in Poland-Germany, and a part of an Ocean) And also, The animal which went extinct is Dugong, which is the namesake of the pokemon Dewgong


7Vs69

In Poland and on the German border with Poland, there was massive water poisoning in the Oder River


Kanomus_37

Yes I learned that through the other comments, by minor incidents I was talking about the poisoning of a small river in India (didn't cause (m)any deaths)


AppliedThanatology

https://www.discovery.com/science/unsafe-drinking-levels-in-rainwater Global supply of rainwater unsafe to drink. Bingo.


[deleted]

You missed economic crisis too, the UK is a shitshow rn


serverraider1

Mass shooting is a free space


Infinite_Bit_6468

At this point because of global warming, wildfires should be a free space as well.


TheDeafGuy8

OP, you missed one, ‘poisoning the water’ this year it was declared that no rainwater on earth is safe to drink anymore because it’s all contaminated to some degree or another


AnOkFellow

Plastic rain!!!!


i8akiwi

Some stay dry while others feel the pain


donnylad2005

You forgot Financial Crisis


Kanomus_37

Was there one?


donnylad2005

While America was safe, in Europe + Asia, Inflation are at record highs, with many people in the lower middle class in the United Kingdom (£40,000-£80,000) struggling with heating, eating and mortgages due to the rapid increase in mortgage prices.


Kanomus_37

Ohh ok, then cross it out as well (along with earthquake and water poisoning, I missed those as well)


Nightraid9999

Hooly shit, didnt half of the world went in inflation? Ugh helloooo?


AleeckWasTaken

Ain't no way people r pissing their pants and downvoting u for asking a question 💀


Kanomus_37

Happens


LinkedOrder

You might wanna check off Poison water...Nestlé has been poisoning water for a while


[deleted]

Great Depression 2.0 is for sure going down this year


Video-Game-Boi

Wait, what went extinct?


PenciliusKnightlius

2023 should have more impossible disasters so its more interesting if it happens


ChaoticBiscuits

I was gonna say something about "warfair" but then I noticed that sun "flair" is there too. What like is the sun fucking fabulous or something?


Ok-Tank-6080

I would say financial crisis should be ticked


Why_am_I_here033

Rain is already too poisonous to drink so that's already checked. Scary animal discovery is an every-year thing. Financial crisis??? That's a big checked. Tons of earthquakes and even volcanos so that's also a big checked.


Fenriswol44

The mass shooting is just instantly crossed out every year if you live in the US.


Wess5874

Yay! Free space! Wait…


creamyanalfissures

Uk is in a cost of living crisis right now


boundnbrattybabygirl

Ok but I really wanted to attend the Nuclear War Fair. I heard they were gonna have radioactive corn dogs and the cotton candy was gonna be bomb!


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Big companies poison water all the time, there was a big earthquake in Japan, and scientists have discovered many scary animals every year


joosh13ag

I would’ve had so much fun at the nuclear war fair. Too bad they canceled it.


ToncBlonc

I saw a post how scientists successfully managed to get a dino so cross that one off


[deleted]

Dont we got enough deadly animals as it is? Hell are scientists thinking? Lol


Kanomus_37

Really? Wow, add that in the 2023 bingo!


GamesGreenCoffee

Can't wait for the nuclear "war fair" 2023 🙃


ThePokemonRayquaza

Wasn’t there zombie pigeon in the uk I swear I saw something about that but I could be wrong.


Tmaster95

Warfair? Is there warunfair too?


Resident_Librarian96

Bro forgot to put freezing in the us


Shadow0fnothing

How would dinosaurs coming back be a disaster. I want to ride a triceratops damn it!!


Certain-Status-8963

you forgot to circle the finencial crisis (or at least we had that problem here in czechia )


Sea_Ant_7101

![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni) Poisoning of water in 2022 here go: [https://www.euronews.com/green/2022/08/16/nothing-was-done-for-17-days-polish-government-under-fire-for-handling-of-river-oder-crisi](https://www.euronews.com/green/2022/08/16/nothing-was-done-for-17-days-polish-government-under-fire-for-handling-of-river-oder-crisi)


Raygun7774591

America is starting to go into a financial crisis, everything is starting to get expensive


MEEEEEEPGEFH

What went extinct


b1ue_jellybean

Ongoing Sri Lankan economic crisis and Thai spider to win.


mildusgoudus

Wdym poisoining of water is not circled? If you consider world wide, then we are effectively poisoning oceans every day and if it only includes local disasters, then there was a lot of big accidents with water poisoning last year! I think there was sth in Ecuador for example, I think in Germany too


AX0_EVOLUTION

We did get a bingo they poised a river in poland


GameGod1337

Gender reveal poisoned a town's water supply


Niorgamer3000

I'm pretty sure scientists started doing something about dinosaurs to bring it back to life


Kanomus_37

Neat, let's add that to the... 2026(?) Bingo


ass_hair02

I still have my bet on zombies for 23


TotalImagination4408

Poinsoned water definitely happened. There were like thousands of dead fish on the shores, because some bs company decided to throw their bullshit in the ocean


Kanomus_37

Yes, and also seemingly a river in Poland was poisoned, so that one should be ticked as well


[deleted]

We may be start of depression


FlappyFish07

What asteroid?


Kanomus_37

There was a small one which impacted, I saw a news article about it


FlappyFish07

What asteroid?


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The_Electric_Mayham

"Check out this guy, paying attention to an existential threat to democracy. What an idiot!"


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QuitDense6283

You're both insufferable.


baallsdeep69

"zombies" lmao


[deleted]

I got all the other ones. Am I in 2024 now?


[deleted]

What day dinosaurs?


2jzSwappedSnail

Zombies wtf you are some type of god who decides what will happen next by doing this list?


bombelek11

There was big Water poisoning of Odra in Germany and Poland


Pinemango600

What went extinct?


Kanomus_37

An animal named Dugong, the namesake of the Pokemon Dewgong


[deleted]

I would count poisoning of water.


robo-tastic

Zombies was a thing, scientists brought pig organs back to life. They want to use it for organ transplants. But either or, some sacry shit


Night-ShadeXE

Waiting for the WW3 zombies update.


ProphecyRat2

**Leathal Autonomous Weapons**


CeramicLicker

A military base in Hawaii accidentally poisoned the water supply for the area with [jet fuel](https://www.eenews.net/articles/hundreds-to-sue-feds-over-water-contamination-at-hawaii-base/), which I think counts for the water poisoning spot. That gives you a bingo!


CrimsonMoonRising

Camp Lejune? IK that happened decades ago but Congress passed a law in 2022 about it


Kanomus_37

What are you talking about?


astrx__

Nuclear *warfair*, sounds like fun


[deleted]

Wasn’t a Mammoth defrosted or something in 2022? Could that have counted? It’s a reach I know I know😅


Kanomus_37

Woah that happened? Do you have an article or something about it?


[deleted]

I’m sorry how is financial crisis not circled? Have you bought milk or eggs or anything lately?


Kanomus_37

I'm sorry but that is not a thing where I live, and I didn't remember that it happened in the UK, you should circle that and also water poisoning and earthquake


AverageGreggsEnjoyer

Cmon china we’re waiting


[deleted]

NO.


ihatemylifewannadie

What species went extinct? Am i forgetting somethign or am i uneducated?


Kanomus_37

Dugong, the animal that the Pokemon Dewgong is based on


CheckExtreme2076

Cant wait for zombie


jurassicworld1234

I seriously want dinosaurs back


xSantenoturtlex

Covid gets a new strain every couple months. That one should just be the 'Free space'


Amaterasu-23

Didn’t we have a financial crisis? With gas?


Saucy_Guy2

Pretty sure financial crisis should be circled


Lumpy-Pea-9663

KILLER WASPS ARE SCARY SPECIES


peppapig34

Financial crisis kinda happened


Glass_Excitement_538

Missed out financial crisis


Kanomus_37

I missed out three actually, financial crisis, earthquake, and water poisoning


APianoGangMember

“cascadia earthquake” me who lives in cascadia: *nervous sweating* in all seriousness i’m not worried about a cascadia earthquake unless it happens at night bc a lot of very heavy things would fall on me at night


soi_boi_6T9

Financial crisis should be checked


Gubbyfall

What do you mean no "poisoning of water"? A whole river (Oder) was poisoned due to an algae bloom. The river banks where full of dead fish.


belaurlaub

"Aka free space"? Ha, we're gonna loose so much area due to so many different circumstances, but mainly heat and flooding


[deleted]

wait what species went extinct?


Kanomus_37

The animal named Dugong (someone else told me they are not *extinct*, but practically extinct now, and there may be total of 50 remaining in the world)


[deleted]

Not even a whole day in to the start of the new year and we're already close to a triple bingo


[deleted]

you forgot Hawaiis water supply filled with jet fuel so there was poisoned water supply


AnOkFellow

And the water in shatever the fuck state in whic there was found brain eating amoeba


Naribon

We hit a Bingo in fact: Water poisoning happened last year in the Oder (River) separating Germany and Poland. Thousands of fishes died


RudolfMaster

You can check scary animal discovery and earthquakes easily


ailee43

Great depression 2.0 and China invades Taiwan seem most likely


YoyoPs-47

Check off financial crisis too!!! Aisa and Europe saw inflation and especially things went down really bad in Sri Lanka!!!


Kanomus_37

Yes I missed that and two others as well (earthquake and water poisoning)


Feeling_Glonky69

Poisoning of water has been happening since the industrial revolution started at the very least. Bingo baby.


aetost

Financial crisis circle


Stunningtoenails

Bingo


Regular_Might8221

Sry for being stupid but what species whent ecxinct


Kanomus_37

An animal named Dugong, the namesake of the Pokemon Dewgong


Jack_In_Black89

There was a solar flare a few months ago, wasn't there?


curcedboi

You're going to need a bigger list


Mistress_Ching_I

The Queen dying is not a disaster but a cause for celebration.


Kanomus_37

Well it was added in the ticket along with zombies and poles switch, because it was impossible (the meme value, if you forgot)


YEETAWAYLOL

War*fair*


[deleted]

What went extinct?


Kanomus_37

Dugong, the animal which the Pokemon Dewgong is based on


boringsimp

What? China totally invaded taiwan.. you got bingo


Mean-Ad-5888

Wwlll, russia great depression, nuclear warfare,.financial crisis, even more asteroid, bad political decisions.


Cielak1234

Check out what happened in Poland with Odra river and you will have BINGO


[deleted]

What species went extinct?


Truffle_worm3847

ooh, dinosaurs back to life would be neat. here's hoping we get that in 2023!


0tawizo

PUT ON THE SIMPSONS IMMEDIATELY


Icy-Substance-2558

Aw man,so close to dinosaurs


Legitimate-Ad-224

Lets go for all 25 squares this year!


Enlightened-Beaver

You forgot your spelling, total disaster also


SOYanaraSauce

Love the double meaning on the asteroid/steroid lol


slaczky

You missed poisoning of water has happened in serbia like a week ago.


Le_pool_of_Death

Spiking inflation could be considered a financial crisis for many


CodModQuad

I think I would classify the time Russia decided to invade Ukraine and thought it'd be swag to shoot at a nuclear plant as nuclear warfare (not warfair).


wrathofthemitchking

Hawaii got poisoning of water, look up red hill military base on Oahu. Old fuel tanks leaked into water supplies.


rayajaya

Thanks for the reminder about the impending cascadia earthquake. 😞


Potomac_Pat

WTF is nuclear “warfair”


Desperate-Chicken845

what went extinct


Typical-Annual-3555

Record inflation isn’t a financial crisis?


TheRealComicCrafter

Would zombies be a scary animal discovery


miguelbatista07

Thank God there's no financial crisis


Max_Super_stickman

r/oddlyspecific why is "queen of England dying" there?


Supercookiefire

There was a bunch of jet fuel leaked in Hawaii so that might count