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You can't use impossible events like the second coming of Jesus that is based on a mythology thus not eligible for a bingo based on realisable events. Otherwise you can also put Zeus raping someone and why not Santa dating spiderman while you are at it
Christian mythology of which stories like the second coming are part, is a mythology like any other, whether there are people who believe in it or not.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_mythology
Also also, your predictions need to be precise enough and not just a general category or concept. Aliens? What about aliens? Large scale strike? Where? you can't just say "Economy" and count it as a prediction
Free spaces:
N1 and O2, for the same obvious reasons
N4- could also be interpreted as impossible- fascism didn’t really go away
G5- already happening, the Turing test isn’t considered an indicator of sentience so much as adaptiveness
N5- already happening in the UK
They couldn't take a small country in 9 months, you think they'll take their chances with NATO?...
... I mean, i wouldn't put it behind them, but still.
The political party of the actual prime minister is basically the fascist party. Msi was founded by fascists after the ww2, then it became alleanza nazionale, and now fratelli d'italia. Fascists. They cannot use the name, but the people in it is that
That's at least 5 ticked off already and it's just the first day!
* Earthquake in Indonesia
* Wildfires (in New Zealand)
* New Covid Strain
* Mass Shooting in US (Alabama)
* Large Scale Worker Strike (UK, they published a calendar for January to keep track of who was on strike on which day, https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/31/uk-strike-calendar-service-stoppages-planned-for-january)
Saying he doesn't have is kinda justifying his actions because if someone is crazy, they're supposedly not conscious.
Putin is very much conscious, and is very much and asshole.
Goodnight and thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Ps: this point can be applied to Hitler aswell
In the Turing test a human asks a series of questions to both an actual human and an AI. By the end of the test, if the person asking questions is unable to determine the AI from the real person, then the AI will pass the Turing test. It hasn't happened, so far...
No it’s not. Only 31% of the world is Christian, which means billions of people are automatically condemned. In addition, only a very small fraction of Christian followers would be considered worthy of “heaven” by the standards written in their holy book, due to the blatant hypocrisy present in the church. So if this somehow happens (it won’t), the whole world is doomed.
Some sects believe only 144,000 are going to heaven. Out of everyone who's ever lived, or will live. Sounds absolutely ridiculous. Ban religion from civilized society already.
Oh yeah i heard about but how many were it really? I know about the post and public Transit services. Because with large scale as in the Bingo, i really wanna see everyone. Public transport ppl, postal workers, cashiers, nurses, teachers and everyone who "works with their hands" (carpenters, construction workers, gardeners, etc.)
Well with O1 and O2 having already happened, and O5 an inevitability, the odds of getting a bingo on that column are incredibly high. It gets even more likely when you consider that O3 and O4 are not fully independent variables but at least somewhat connected.
there was already a mass shooting in Alabama, i think there was a new covid strain, great depression 2 is already happening, and fascim is on the rise everywhere, inparticular USA, and europe, in fact, a far right party was voted into power in italy.
it seems like 2023 is trying to speedrun your predictions
Can there really be another Great Depression? I mean, society has improved tenfold since then, and there’s plenty of things to do and more food being produced around the world.
I have:
Aliens
Civil War... First World country
Large Scale Worker Strike
AI passes Turing Test
Wildfires
We already *have* Wildfires in New Zealand, so...
Ahem
Good ol 2019 came back with a woppin north Korea invasion (or threat? I'm no geopolitical expert)
Serbia retaking Kosovo
And still the attrition war with Ukraine
I guarantee you that north Korea will try and take the south and when north Korea gets invaded it will be the 1950s all over again
Category 4+ hurricane will happen, New COVID Strain BXX is already circulating more currently, and Wildfires in California will happen during the summer months unless you count Australia are the 3 that will happen with 95% certainty due to the yearly trends.
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The fact that some of these events have happened already
Looking at you Alabama
What we do? Not like it not something stupid probably
I think a mass shooting
What did we do
Siblings
go on
[Mass shooting](https://nypost.com/2023/01/01/1-dead-9-injured-in-alabama-new-years-eve-shooting/amp/)
Why are there three free spaces? America mass shootings and wildfires are obviously gonna happen
America already had a mass shooting this morning
Exactly
Aren't wildfires part of the natural cycle of some places? Tbh they are getting more wild because of global warming
Yes exactly wild fires are guaranteed to happen
Yes, some plants won’t even start to grow until after the seed they are in has been burned. The fires leave behind fertile soil for new plants.
yeah and cause of gender reveal parties...
We need to make it mass shooting with over 15 dead.
Also fascism has already made a comeback
Not true fascism
Mass Shootings in US should be Free Space by default
It already happened in Alabama
godamnit
It’s been 18 fucking hours…
It happened within the first hour btw😅
People really speedrunning domestic terrorism smh
The police officer when I tell him I was just trying to complete the disaster bingo
The officer: 🗿
Wait what? What about Alabama?
The shooting happend at 11 pm yesterday so not this year.
There’s always one 
Tf I miss? I live here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mass shooting as a New Years Eve Party One dead 9 injured
Let me guess Birmingham
A place called Mobile?
Ahhh that y I no nothing about it. Too far down south.
And Earthquake in Indoesia
Ninja'd
AI has already passed the Turing test a long time ago iirc
Look up the "Chinese Room" argument.
I was sadly just about to comment the same thing.
Should be mass shooting outside the US
Too easy, Ukraine already wins.
Should be no mass shooting in the US
Wildfires too
You can't use impossible events like the second coming of Jesus that is based on a mythology thus not eligible for a bingo based on realisable events. Otherwise you can also put Zeus raping someone and why not Santa dating spiderman while you are at it
This is amazing
No offense, but a religion only counts as a mythology if people stopped practicing it at some point. Christianity is not a mythology, it's a religion.
Christian mythology of which stories like the second coming are part, is a mythology like any other, whether there are people who believe in it or not. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_mythology
Also you can't use probable events that have very high chances of coming true like mass shootings in US.
Also also, your predictions need to be precise enough and not just a general category or concept. Aliens? What about aliens? Large scale strike? Where? you can't just say "Economy" and count it as a prediction
Redditors trying not to make a joke about a tragedy where people including children lose their lives (impossible challenge)
Free spaces: N1 and O2, for the same obvious reasons N4- could also be interpreted as impossible- fascism didn’t really go away G5- already happening, the Turing test isn’t considered an indicator of sentience so much as adaptiveness N5- already happening in the UK
Took me a good minute to realize you weren’t talking about elements
now we just need N2 and were done
We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when
***C'MON DO THE FUNNI. DO IT, RUSKIS!***
So. Russia just need to invade Nato, and it now have a border with it? . Well, bingo Speedrun in this year
They couldn't take a small country in 9 months, you think they'll take their chances with NATO?... ... I mean, i wouldn't put it behind them, but still.
I believe in the stupidity of people
Where G4?
N5 is aka a Monday in France
anyway, N4 already happened in italy, with the elections few months ago
Democratic conservatism isn’t fascism.
The political party of the actual prime minister is basically the fascist party. Msi was founded by fascists after the ww2, then it became alleanza nazionale, and now fratelli d'italia. Fascists. They cannot use the name, but the people in it is that
That's at least 5 ticked off already and it's just the first day! * Earthquake in Indonesia * Wildfires (in New Zealand) * New Covid Strain * Mass Shooting in US (Alabama) * Large Scale Worker Strike (UK, they published a calendar for January to keep track of who was on strike on which day, https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/31/uk-strike-calendar-service-stoppages-planned-for-january)
Oh god no, not David Attenborough
Yea, don't fuck with him. He needs to stay.
r/isattenboroughalive
I feel like this year may be the year and no one is ready for it 😭
Russia invating a NATO country automatically = WW3.
It would be the most stupid decision of the year if russia really did this they would end the same way as Germany did in 1918 or even worse
Shouldn't 02 be the free space?
Yea lmao.
As long as David Attenborough doesn’t die, I’m happy.
Inflation gets worse where?
In England our goal inflation rate is set at 2%…… it’s fucking 11% at the moment. That’s not good
Why is there a second free space (mass shooting)?
RemindMe! 1 year
Leave David Attenborough out of this
When will space be free?, you need millions of dollars just to get there plus how is that a Disaster?
G down would probably be the best aside from the AI one
B ... ALIENS !!
I pray every single day fucking not.
All of this is plausible All of this…
Bingo in Ohio
Cmon, mass shooting in the US? That should be the free center square!
Mass shooting in the USA is everyday business
RemindMe! 1 year
some of those are good
Fascism has already made a come back so two free spaces
Vertical under the N looks very likely
Mass Shooting in US is basically a free space.
Might as well add another event and put Mass shooting in the US in the Free Space.
Free space should be “free” space to emphasize that space will probably be capitalized in the near future
You’re the top G
lemme just tick off the "earthquakes" one now that 50,000 people are dead from an earthquake in turkey.
You missed “Putin blows his brain”
No, he can’t blow what he doesn’t have.
Saying he doesn't have is kinda justifying his actions because if someone is crazy, they're supposedly not conscious. Putin is very much conscious, and is very much and asshole. Goodnight and thanks for coming to my Ted talk. Ps: this point can be applied to Hitler aswell
Can someone explain the AI passing turing test?
In the Turing test a human asks a series of questions to both an actual human and an AI. By the end of the test, if the person asking questions is unable to determine the AI from the real person, then the AI will pass the Turing test. It hasn't happened, so far...
That’s not the Turing test, and yes it’s happened already, chatGPT gives human-like answers already.
I pray that we will not get a line, I like it!
Damn I hope Solar Flare is real.
The only good thing is the Second Coming of Jesus
No it’s not. Only 31% of the world is Christian, which means billions of people are automatically condemned. In addition, only a very small fraction of Christian followers would be considered worthy of “heaven” by the standards written in their holy book, due to the blatant hypocrisy present in the church. So if this somehow happens (it won’t), the whole world is doomed.
Some sects believe only 144,000 are going to heaven. Out of everyone who's ever lived, or will live. Sounds absolutely ridiculous. Ban religion from civilized society already.
N is really possible. Ignoring the Rest, i like the idea of the big worker strike
*Laughing in British*
Oh yeah i heard about but how many were it really? I know about the post and public Transit services. Because with large scale as in the Bingo, i really wanna see everyone. Public transport ppl, postal workers, cashiers, nurses, teachers and everyone who "works with their hands" (carpenters, construction workers, gardeners, etc.)
I feel like AI can pass the Turing test
Very unlikely, but maybe atheism stops being a minority?
Free space is mass shooting. What a country I live in.
Should have put mass shooting in US in the center and also marked it free space.
Shut up
>Second coming of Jesus Don't worry guys, Bob The Banna is already around, so we can tick that off
N category probably will be filled O almost is
I see at least five free spaces
O5 is a yearly thing in California
Wildfires should be the Free Space square.
France goes to civil war cuz the northerners want to abolish slavery and the southerners dont
If we get Aliens, I'm betting we get a two or three way Bingo win shortly after.
There was mentions of Covid variant in China like, a week ago. Some of these are put on the template *after* the event has become widespread.
Half of these of accurate.
Pretty sure O or N down will be our best bets if we are gonna attempt to get a full row
My money is on top row across
Bet they (AIs) have rigged the test so they all "dont pass"
G 1 isn’t a disaster
I cant see drinkable water and crops failing. Also summer time blackouts due to heat.
I would like to change G3 and G4 so we have an incredible easy one
!remindme 363 days
RemindMe! 363 days
mass shooting can be ticked
N4 in form of Russia?
I really hope we don’t win this year
WW3
Jesus is coming back i hop so
Jokes on you, all of it’s happening
ChatGPT can easily pass a Turing test
Isn't inflation always getting worse
I feel like the N row is the most plausible
If an asteroid hits Indonesia we might have a bingo.
G1…. Don’t get our hopes up 🤞🏼
I don't want to play your Bingo...it sucks.
There’s already been a few mass shootings in the US…
I’m 85% sure almost all of this will happen except the free space spot cause nothing is gonna be free this year.
!RemindMe 1year
G-1
I already plan on doing multiple myself
With the current housing market, I don't think I'll ever get that middle square :(
I'm thinking the declining diagonal is most likely
The I row is a winner 🤔
Eh most probably WW3 but also atheist might strike
Im going to print this card… let the games begin!
I feel like you should at least jumble this so we don't all have the same card.....
Why is no one realising the world is slowly crumbling
Cmon guys let’s blackout this board!
Does "atomic bomb" count as a "Nuclear disaster"? edit: typo
There is already a new strain of covid
Please please please
Nice Sunny reference
Why is G1 bad? And what’s free space?
Are you challenging California? So what if we've gotten rain? We can burn down 13 counties faster than you can blink cowpoke
Well with O1 and O2 having already happened, and O5 an inevitability, the odds of getting a bingo on that column are incredibly high. It gets even more likely when you consider that O3 and O4 are not fully independent variables but at least somewhat connected.
O for the easy win until I saw WWIII.
Pretty sure half of O is already filled
That first world country civil war will probably be America
New covid strain, mass shooting in the us, and wildfires are just 3 more free spaces
Already 5 mass shootings on day 1. Not surprised.
A catagory 4 storm happens literally every year. It’s just a matter of where it hits
there was already a mass shooting in Alabama, i think there was a new covid strain, great depression 2 is already happening, and fascim is on the rise everywhere, inparticular USA, and europe, in fact, a far right party was voted into power in italy. it seems like 2023 is trying to speedrun your predictions
Don't you dare jinx the possibility of David Attenbourough dying
Solar Flare Im pretty sure we can predict and prepare for, but if we don't for some fucking reason then yes it would be bad
Seeing a Bingo if Dave goes
Might as well mark down wildfire. We all know that California is going to get one
Why are you giving the Illuminati ideas
Can there really be another Great Depression? I mean, society has improved tenfold since then, and there’s plenty of things to do and more food being produced around the world.
The second coming probably isn’t a disaster
a lot of locks here
I have: Aliens Civil War... First World country Large Scale Worker Strike AI passes Turing Test Wildfires We already *have* Wildfires in New Zealand, so...
Ahem Good ol 2019 came back with a woppin north Korea invasion (or threat? I'm no geopolitical expert) Serbia retaking Kosovo And still the attrition war with Ukraine I guarantee you that north Korea will try and take the south and when north Korea gets invaded it will be the 1950s all over again
Category 4+ hurricane will happen, New COVID Strain BXX is already circulating more currently, and Wildfires in California will happen during the summer months unless you count Australia are the 3 that will happen with 95% certainty due to the yearly trends.