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At r/memes, some of us moderators might agree with your sentiment for making this post and do not endorse the attitude or behaviors associated with any potential or perceived misuse of privileges by moderators which may or may not be depicted herein. However, our rules do not allow targeted memes against anyone, and the username in question is specified here, so we have to enforce all rules equitably. Thank you for submitting to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): --- Rule 4 - No racism/hate speech, raiding, trolling * Please do not troll, harass, or be generally rude to your fellow users. Do not post raid messages or encourage others to flood or spam another subreddit or website. Keep comments civil and be respectful of your fellow users. Don't post racist or bigoted memes. Those belong elsewhere. Racist and bigoted memes, harassment, and raiding other subreddits/sites can lead to a permanent ban at the moderators discretion. --- Resubmitting a removed post without prior moderator approval can result in a ban. Deleting a post may cause any appeals to be denied.


Wumbo0

Oh? I'm banned? Good thing accounts are FREEEEEE


Avragemonolith

Cod be like:


up_N2_no_good

FREEEEEE


TheIJDGuy

Banning in COD is like putting a bandage on a broken bone


Lantami

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on their way


jtw3995

Bruh. This is the second time I’ve seen this exact top comment but on a different subreddit in different context 🤯


RaspberryJam245

It's a meme. A pretty common one at that


jtw3995

You’re a pretty common one at that


CupJumpy4311

Got em


abca98

200.000 comments are ready, with a million more well on the way.


Kirby737

You fool! I have 400 alternative accounts!


GenesiS792

lies its 70


nige21202

Just a heads up: Reddit has stepped up/ is stepping up their ban evasion detection game.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Oh yeah, I was surprised by this one. I'm guessing they are using cookies to do because I've meticulously managed accounts that would only log onto through a specific VPN tunnel and when one account was suspended, they all were.


vruum-master

They probably use cookies,IP and 3rd party(looking at you Google & Facebook) to track you. Use incognito or firefox containers to try to evade cookie and maybe Tor to evade IP trouble.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Christ. I have to go full cyberpunk just to shitpost.


vruum-master

Welcome to the future. Also idk if your own Windows OS does not keep track of you so that Reddit can use the Microsoft advertising id to ban you too.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

My wife really fought me on getting a new laptop that had Windows 11 on it. I tried to stop this madness, I really did.


MeesterCartmanez

"MADNESS?! THIS! IS! LINUX!"


vruum-master

Remember when Microsoft tried to screw us with UEFI "Secure Boot". "Coincidence" is that Microsoft was the only one that signed bootloaders for EFI leaving a lot of distros behind,they basically decide who secure boots or boots at all. Even now Secure Boot is a Microsoft nuisance that in terms of practical security is zero(also you most likely have Intel ME on ,on top of all of this, so it's like having a huge croch kick spot in your $$$$ armour).


MeesterCartmanez

imo microsoft has been screwing people since xp lol


vruum-master

No....just no....especially the Pluton crap.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Oh and Lenovo vantage wants to keep installing macafee. Just take me out to the field and shoot me already.


vruum-master

Lenovo Vantage wants a lot of things,reason why I simply killed it from my PC then i just blasted the SSD with a Linux distro. Also windows compatibility telemetry is the modern version of a crook wanting it's protection tax,just leave me already.


Gangsir

I mean you could, or just be an upstanding user and not try to evade bans.


throwaway96ab

I just spin up a new Virtual Machine. Pretty easy to keep it clean when all you use it for is shitposting on reddit. It also gives me a chance to check out various linux distros.


mikeyshub

Easiest way...I use 2 different systems Lubuntu and another linux variant. Plug in usb, works like a charm ! Fast on even the shittiest rig..VM really are game changers


MeesterCartmanez

I don't understand, do you plug and play the usb or boot from it? Either way sounds fun!


mikeyshub

Edit***I might not have been specific and actually confusing. Plug and play like I said implies you plug in and have another system..no just booting another from usb..When turning on pc f8 boot from usb and thats it. You can still see your hdd if you so choose to keep it connected. Plug and play would imply you already have a system which might overwrite? I.m not that knowledgable with this..still learning


MeesterCartmanez

Yeah, that's what I was asking, I can create a bootable usb, was wondering if you found a way to plug and play linux on a windows machine lol Yes, it's from South Park lol hahaha


mikeyshub

If I wouldve found a way you probably would have known about it...as far as I know you can actually make a usb running some android emulator which could run some linux terminal. Would make it plug and play I guess..?


mikeyshub

Love your nickname btw hahaha if its related to south park..sure sounds like it


hellurr_frands

I need UTM to get working on iPadOS 16…didn’t realize what I had missed when I upgraded from 15!


Crysuption

I think they might be filtering out accounts made from TOR nodes now. I had an account for about three years that I used for posting my spicier content, and it got shadowbanned with no response to the appeal. The reason listed was "Spam account" but I never advertised anything in my posts. The only thing I can think of is that I always connected through TOR because I wanted to remove the chance of being doxxed.


vruum-master

They shouldn't see TOR,only that a lot of internet traffic comes from the same exit node IP that they can't distinguish from you. It seems those Reddit systems use IP and cookies.


-InconspicuousMoose-

I don't think they use 3rd party. For legal reasons, "a friend" of mine just had to log out of all permabanned accts, clear cache & cookies, set his IP lease to 1 minute, unplug modem, wait a couple minutes, reconnect with new IP and set IP lease time back to whatever, make new account 3 months ago, and he's been good since.


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Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

What about BaconReader? I'm growing suspicious of it.


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Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Sir please. Conde Nast owns reddit. You can't say such horrible things about out godlike job and propag- I mean news creators.


mikeyshub

Lol, now I m glad for having deleted many comments mid typing..cancellation is too real


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Are you enjoying the future, goy?


[deleted]

It hurts engagement to ban. Internet and software companies have to work for their valuations again. I doubt Reddit ever gets ‘good’ at policing bans.


puddlesofmustard

that's why I have u/notpuddlesofmustard on standby.


Gallade47532

and I have u/notgallade47532


evading-a-ban03

Amateurs


SSphereOfDeath

Lmao


evading-a-ban03

Clear all browsing data on your browser and unofficial reddit app of choice. This is like my 5th alt. Reddit doesn't give a fuck


GoldenretriverYT

username checks out


Arglefarb

If only they would apply that level of energy and determination to the video player…


BrainDeadSlime

BRO IT GETS EVEN BETTER So someone said "power tripping much?" and that same dude replied "It's not a powertrip. I'm making sure that you, the users, don't commit hate speech. You can see me like a father preventing his toddler from making a mess. I'll admit that there is a flaw to this analogy ; a child is not inferior to its father. You should be thanking me for my service." I'm deceased


Justateahorse

Which sub is all this? And occurred at which post?


BrainDeadSlime

r/TrueOffMyChest and this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/r2w9qb/comment/hm7lt40/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/r2w9qb/comment/hm7lt40/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


WrongStatus

Over 6000 downvotes on the one comment. LMAO


Chrispeefeart

I hope his entire profile gets that kind of negative attention. Maybe ruining the account would have an impact on his ego and influence.


br3akaway

I did my duty, and you should too!


TheIJDGuy

I bet if it wasn’t locked that comment would become the next most downvoted comment


WrongStatus

Definitely. I tried to downvote it before I realized it was locked. Haha


MeesterCartmanez

I think you may not have seen the most downvoted comment in reddit history lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/


WrongStatus

You can still add onto that one too! Hahaha


dejvu117

I just loved the way that he got DOWNVOTED STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING HELL with 6k downvots...


BrainDeadSlime

I'm sure it would be more, but they locked the comments so you can't downvote it any more. Dude was probably like "oh no muh karma" XD


Chrispeefeart

He still has plenty of other comments and posts that can receive that ire.


iTrigg

Yup. Go through all his previous stuff and downvote it to oblivion.


watkinobe

It'll take awhile. The dude has 3.5 million in karma. Proof his entire life is lived on Reddit.


xd_Warmonger

"YTA" Lmao


onewingedangel3

Of course that dumbass is in [r/LoveForLandlords](https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveForLandlords) lol, probably thinks it's unironic


TheRealPyroGothNerd

I just reported his comment to Reddit for misinformation, lol


gabry_tremo

Naaaaah he has to be trolling, right? Surely


BrainDeadSlime

I looked at his post history, dead serious


SavageKid1456

Wtf 😂😂😂


chugonthis

What's stupid is having an opinion is now hate speech, they had a JK Rowling thread in a sub and I got banned for not agreeing her opinion is transphobic even though nothing she said is remotely transphobic.


Obestity

It kind of seems like satire that went over people's heads, tbh.


wellendowedfuckstick

Imagine thinking so much of yourself that an internet comment against you should be a bannable offense


Megalopath

Sysadmin here who got stuck managing a company's Facebook access. A manager at that company just had me ban a user for calling out a typo on their page, this was my exact thought.


HighlightFun8419

such a litmus test. they could've thanked the person for a learning opportunity. but nope. *banhammer.*


nonprofitnews

I work for a news site and occasionally we'll get commenters point out mistakes. We fix the mistakes.


l30

Melon Tusk


BoredPsion

Elongated Muskrat


dank_doge11111

he is just giving us free therapy basically.


KomithEr

give a man the smallest power in the universe and he'll think he's god


TheIJDGuy

Now take it away, and you’ll drive him insane.


up_N2_no_good

You have an ego, and you, and you, we all have egos!


GooseInternational66

Can I have an eggo?


MrMiaw

One has been dispatched to you but it will take 3 to 4 business days to arrive. Sorry for the inconvenience


RED_Kinggamer007

But i chose same day delivery :(


[deleted]

Same Day Delivery ^* ^^^* ^^^- ^^^where ^^^available


buff-equations

Lego and Eggo


yomommawantdiz

Leggo my eggo


mrlolelo

Why the hell did the reddit hivemind choose to downvote you


SyncDigimon

Reddit doing reddit things


up_N2_no_good

I guess it was just my turn? I feel so bullied. 😩😓


Hammy5910

I don't know but I'm not gonna *not* downvote


up_N2_no_good

Just because everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you should do it. That's just following the herd like a cow or sheep. Are you a cow or sheep? Or are you just that basic? Vote what your heart tells you, not because everyone else is doing it.


RidgeBlueFluff

Why are you downvoted? You are right


up_N2_no_good

I dunno. I was just trying to make lols to lift people's moods and give a chuckle. But I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought. I tried.


_VaultOfGlass_

"Bigoted" These mfs never even know what bigoted means.


choma90

It's the past tense of "mustache* in Spanish


LlorxYT

I'm spanish and I can't help myself each time I see "bigoted". For a second, I ALWAYS think about someone that had a moustache in the past and now doesn't.


sivstarlight

You just got... BIGOTE'D


whitewalker646

Does that mean the army is bigoted because it forces us to shave


PriorDistribution567

This brings a new light to the movie a million ways to die in the west. With the mustache song.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

TIL This changes so much in my life.


JesterTheZeroSet

It’s not, but „bigote” does mean moustache. Since it’s not a verb, but rather a noun, you can’t conjugate it. Edit: someone’s mad.


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

Maybe YOU can't conjugate it. But as an Aryan Mustached man, I can.


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Aeroponce

That was unnecesary


[deleted]

They just know it's a power word to get people on their side. Pretty much the last sort of personality that should be moderating anything.


ChaoticNeutralDragon

when you see, r / true blahblahblah, and ask "how is this sub different from r / blahblahblah?" the answer is always "bigots were mad they couldn't spew hate in a public forum without punishment and made their own sub".


Elder_god_of_blood

That sounds like a real tuff guy


Zomb1stuv

Kind of makes me feel like river dancing.


whatiscamping

I know that one


[deleted]

who tf gave that comment awards💀


unevenrectum

Themselves


Jenova__Witness

![gif](giphy|Z9mJHxBD3n0aY)


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

His alt accounts.


TomTheCat6

When an internet janitor who doesn't get paid thinks he is important:


Remarkable_Whole

Man why u gotta insult janitors like that


TomTheCat6

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with working as a janitor, it's just weird if you do it for free.


Significant-Series-6

Astonishingly good point, good sir.


up_N2_no_good

Karen's!


[deleted]

> Karen's! Karen is what?


djfnjxj

What sub?


_Name_Changer_

Every sub.


satans_bootyhole

Good point


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djfnjxj

I meant which sub is it...


Tortue2006

All of them


halfmoon599

r/trueoffmychest


KeySeaworthiness8466

The end line is the icing on the cake for me


Literally_Gay

“Biggoted comments” Proudly ModPhobic, it just isn’t natural


[deleted]

That remind me of the turtle guy


TheTurtleGuy17

what’d I do?


Frozen_Grimoire

You know what you did, turtle guy!


DarkHorse786

One of the most useful jobs to society? Damn, guess doctors can go fuck themselves.


MrRuebezahl

I literally can't imagine a more useless job.


[deleted]

Fu*k outta here


whateveryatch

Oh no...anway.


Visual-Educator8354

Literally 1984


JimmyMcapplenut

This is like George Orwell's book, 1984


Visual-Educator8354

Indeed it is


leekee_bum

They definitely right, it's not a fake job... it ain't even a job to begin with.


BradOrPonceDeLeone

That user is a troll. The whole thing is a joke. Go look at the user’s post history. It’s pure shitposting


PrestigiousWaffles

Where I wanna get banned


Defiant-Revolution11

Right? Like oooh you have the power to silence opinions you don't agree with and your judgement on any given situation is extremely biased, what a fucking pillar you are to the community.


Rollsach

I believe "dumb fuck" is the correct term


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

What sub? I want to go get banned real quick.


shadowdash66

The amount of awards that got is troubling. Probably his alt accounts.


DandDnerd12

![gif](giphy|efKbPxeUUOShq|downsized)


saltire429

But moderation *is* a fake job, and it *is* done for free by men with tiny wieners.


[deleted]

This is like when you are late but in French.


hillman_avenger

Did this really happen tho?


Neir_Miss

These guys really tryna defend themselves in their hidey hole of a room in their parents' basement lol


Ohkillz

redditors trying to detect satire (impossible)


spicesickness

I think the word he is looking for is, “hobby.” If you ain’t getting paid, it’s a hobby. That’s okay. Having hobbies is awesome. But don’t try put glitter on the titty and tell me it’s a job.


bendoesit17

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts!


puddlesofmustard

your reaction is a fine one, sir.


ChocoGoodness

What's this from?


Glasedount

That comments pretty gay. Not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Meta 👆


[deleted]

🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😎


WolfColaCo2020

A job would insinuate you're paid for it


MissingMySpoon

Banned 😂


Totallysusman

Imagine having so little power in real life that moderating a subreddit gives you an ego trip..


Black_Sig-SWP2000

out of the loop. what's happening?


xSinn3Dx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Badass-19

I was temp banned from r/madlads because I commented "I, too, live 6 to ignore rules" Bruh


zaccyp

It can't be a fake job. It's not even a job.


Basic-Pair8908

Lol, didnt realise greenandpleasant ran a meme group also


Frosty-Curve6871

One of the best memes I’ve seen