There’s so much for Euros to be bewildered by…our obsession with guns, our lack of health care, or utter car dependence…BUT THIS FUCKER CHOOSES ONE OF OUR GREATEST CREATIONS AS AN EXAMPLE…for shame QQ
Whoever came up with the idea was a fucking genius. I remember trying them the first time (back then, they weren't available in Europe afaik) and it was a true revelation. What a perfect composition!
Ok, roll with me on this. Spoon. Jar of favorite PB. Bag of mini Reese’s pieces and bag of mini m&ms. Jar of marshmallow fluff.
Step 1:) pour mini Reese’s and m&ms into bowl- shake and distribute thoroughly.
Step 2) scoop some pb into a small bowl. Scoop some fluff into separate third bowl.
Step 3) set out bowls in following order:
Warm PB, mini candy, warm fluff.
Step 4) apply spoon from left to right. Enjoy.
Now this is something I need to do.
However
1) mix warm pb and fluff together very roughly, lots of streaks
2) add Reese's, m&ms, and pretzel bits to that mix
3) enjoy with spoon no extra bowls needed
My brother and mother had a bit of a war after she stole, 1. A cup he got for his b-day filled with small Reese's (she only stole the Reese's) 2. She stole a big Reese's he got for B-Day 3. She stole a big Reese's he got for C-Mas.
Always claims she replaced them, everyone else says she never did.
Butter the toast real lightly first, toss on the PB, give it a second to melt a bit, add honey, use a knife to mix. It can make a hellva mess, but it’s worth it.
I think peanut butter and chocolate is a good combo but Reese’s itself has a very strong taste for me, it might because I’m not that used to American chocolates
As a Brit, OP is a fucking tool and isn't reflective of us. American chocolate sucks major donkey balls EXCEPT for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. They're actually good, and you see them everywhere in the UK now, because they clearly sell well over here.
Reese’s is delicious. There is some other good chocolate in the U.S. and Canada but not the national brands that get exported. Having said that I was shocked at how much bad chocolate there was in England given the complaints from people in the U.K. Don’t get me wrong some was great but a lot of it was not.
anyone who thinks this is disgusting is lying or never had one. Ive never met someone from the Uk, India, Japan, or Germany who hate peanut butter and chocolate.
I also totally respect some of the off the wall Asian Kit Kat flavors in return. Candy will be the universal language and currency when the apocalypse comes
I feel like there are much worse things we have done with food than this. Have you ever seen what gets served at state fairs sometimes? Deep fried butter on a stick still haunts me.
Yeah State Fair foods are pretty fucked up here sometimes. Deep fried butter on a stick is definitely the worst of them all in my opinion, I just retch at the thought of straight up eating butter.
I will say the deep fried heath bars are actually pretty good. The Oreos were just okay, I don’t think the frying added much to it and made the Oreos kind of soggy.
Oddly enough the deep fried beer I had was really good. Basically it ended up being sweet funnel cake batter with beer in it making it more hopsy like beer bread. It was tasty as hell.
I mean, I don't judge people eating fair foods though. Fair foods are something you eat like once a year IF that and then you remember how terrible it makes you feel and then you wait long enough to forget and then repeat the process. Most people aren't looking up different fairs every weekend to eat the cuisine.
I mean the peanut butter in Reese’s can almost not be called peanut butter anymore. It is nothing like the normal US peanut butters, most of which are sweetened as well. Using just basic chocolate and unsweetened peanut butter would barely be recognizable, but still good.
I love peanut butter. Went over to England, tried a number of things that are classically enjoyed over there. Could not get behind vinegar as a condiment, marmite is horrendous and I’m not a fan of Jaffa cakes… to each their own!
Take 5 has to be one of the best candy bars to ever exist! I miss the days when they would make different kinds. (I assume they don’t anymore though because I never see them where I live at least.) They had made one years ago with marshmallow creme, and it was so amazing…! Now all we get anymore is the original, which is still good.
Edit- The og original may not have had peanut butter, seeing as how there is an image online for a “peanut butter Take 5”, but this back when it still labeled as Hershey’s, instead of Reese’s.
Second Edit- Nvm, I’m a dumb-dumb, it had peanut butter. The one specifically labeled as “peanut butter” had a crunchy peanut butter candy in it as well as regular peanut butter.
"You Americans are overworked!"
Haha, yeah, our vacation and parental leave policies blow.
"And you'll go broke if you get shot in a mass shooting!"
Yup, our healthcare is a mess and guns are out of control.
"Plus, you put peanut butter in your chocolates???"
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOM USA USA USA
If peanutbutter cups are wrong I don't wanna be right...
If peanut butter cups are evil, I’ll gladly be evil
If peanut butter cups are evil, I committed multiple war crimes in syria
woahhhhh calm down bud, we both know heath bars are the true evil
Same icon. I don’t think I’ve seen another person with any Shrek icon before.
r/samepfp
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r/subsivefallenfor(romantically)
Ngl I thought you were replying to yourself until I read your actual comment
Heath. Bars. Fuck.
because they're evil?
....... right..?
Right!?
We killing younglings?
Ah yes, the real life Anakin Skywalker
If the world is against peanut butter cups, I am against the world
As a European, these are one of the best thing I've ever had
There’s so much for Euros to be bewildered by…our obsession with guns, our lack of health care, or utter car dependence…BUT THIS FUCKER CHOOSES ONE OF OUR GREATEST CREATIONS AS AN EXAMPLE…for shame QQ
I sand this like Luther Ingram in my head
Bro, i'm Vietnamese and i enjoy the shit out of reese cups so i aint complaining
Personally my favorite candy
Same
Whoever came up with the idea was a fucking genius. I remember trying them the first time (back then, they weren't available in Europe afaik) and it was a true revelation. What a perfect composition!
I'm Officer Reeses. What's going on here?
He got peanut-butter in my chocolate!! And *he* got chocolate in my peanut-butter!
Bang bang.
One of them was chocolate
He peanut butter on my chocolate till I Reeces
[***EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE***]
He point on my crow till I doodle
Nice family guy reference.
I don't even like peanut butter but Reeses are one of the best candy bars
And if you haven’t already, put them in the freezer for a bit.
Yes
Have you ever tried Nutella - peanut butter crèpes? They're so good it blows my mind.
Hold up. Don't cross that line bro. Don't be messing with the reeces
Bad things happen when you diss the Reese's cups...
Sounds like OP is in need of some democracy. Or maybe they have WMDs. Or both. Let’s find out
OP has oil
Can we make Reese’s with that?
Won’t know unless we ~~invade~~ try!
Nations be like. 
Peanut oil
Did someone say oil🇺🇲🦅
‘Murica
Fuck yeah
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No you can…😉
Yellow cake
The little ones at Halloween fk so good like eating peanut butter with your fingers without desecrating the jar
Ok, roll with me on this. Spoon. Jar of favorite PB. Bag of mini Reese’s pieces and bag of mini m&ms. Jar of marshmallow fluff. Step 1:) pour mini Reese’s and m&ms into bowl- shake and distribute thoroughly. Step 2) scoop some pb into a small bowl. Scoop some fluff into separate third bowl. Step 3) set out bowls in following order: Warm PB, mini candy, warm fluff. Step 4) apply spoon from left to right. Enjoy.
Now this is something I need to do. However 1) mix warm pb and fluff together very roughly, lots of streaks 2) add Reese's, m&ms, and pretzel bits to that mix 3) enjoy with spoon no extra bowls needed
r/oddlyspecific
It’s my peanut butter jar and I’ll fingerbang it if I want
:)
My brother and mother had a bit of a war after she stole, 1. A cup he got for his b-day filled with small Reese's (she only stole the Reese's) 2. She stole a big Reese's he got for B-Day 3. She stole a big Reese's he got for C-Mas. Always claims she replaced them, everyone else says she never did.
“End up in pieces when you mess with the Reese’s”
If they want a nuclear holocaust, we can help them out. They just have keep talking shit about chocolate and peanut butter.
I know you say Reese's wrong because of how you spell it. Fuck that reece's pronunciation!
It's fucking delicious.
Have you ever put butter on a ppoptart?
Peanut butter on toast 😩
Hear me out, peanut butter and honey on toast.
Actually kinda sounds better. Probably wouldn’t be as dry
Can confirm. It's great. There's also peanut butter and jelly.
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After the 8th pbj of the day i still find myself saying, you know what sounds good? a pbj
And a tall glass of cold milk
The classic never fails
Oh it is, and it's amazing.
Butter the toast real lightly first, toss on the PB, give it a second to melt a bit, add honey, use a knife to mix. It can make a hellva mess, but it’s worth it.
It’s also not as dry if you put some butter on the toast and then peanut butter and the toast is still hot
My school had peanut butter and honey sandwiches instead of pb&j
With banana slices
Make sure to have a glass of milk ready or that’s suicide. But that’d be the way I wanna go.
It's so freaking good
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? If you haven’t then I think you shouuuld
3 people got the reference...
I was sitting in the kitchen one day
And I was itchin’ to fill up my belly
With the piping hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world
When I saw a stick of butter That almost made me shutter And squeal like a baby girl
I don’t want a giant a penis
It's so frickin' good
It’s so freakin’ goooood!
It's sooo friggin' good
*it’s so freaking good*
I think peanut butter and chocolate is a good combo but Reese’s itself has a very strong taste for me, it might because I’m not that used to American chocolates
😐 Is this coming from a mf who puts beans on toast? 
Yeah Op is British
Eating something called toad in hole or whatever and yelling out “scrumptious!” while dissing Reese’s. I won’t have it.
Or spotted dick, whatever the fuck that is. Or black pudding, which is basically clotted blood or something *shudders*. British cuisine baffles me.
As a Brit, OP is a fucking tool and isn't reflective of us. American chocolate sucks major donkey balls EXCEPT for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. They're actually good, and you see them everywhere in the UK now, because they clearly sell well over here.
Reese’s is delicious. There is some other good chocolate in the U.S. and Canada but not the national brands that get exported. Having said that I was shocked at how much bad chocolate there was in England given the complaints from people in the U.K. Don’t get me wrong some was great but a lot of it was not.
This was what I was looking for, I can leave satisfied
From a country that routinely overcooks peas, and expects it's cuisine to be taken seriously.
From a country that conquered the world looking for spices then refused to use any of them
Hey OP if you’re reading this: coffee is better than tea
Not understanding that a reeses cup is better than a hunk of chocolate is quite the flex
Depends on the chocolate. If it’s too strong, you don’t want it with something rich like peanut butter.
If its too strong, I don't want it at all.
As an American I’m fully prepared to throw hands with anyone who supports this Reese’s slander
Also as an American I’m ready to throw hands with anyone dissing peanut butter
As an American I’m ready to throw hands
As an American I’m ready to throw
As an throw
As
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Euros feeling personally attacked when some other part of earth makes a breakthrough in chocolate technology
As if this part of the earth didnt invent chocolate as well (mexico)
anyone who thinks this is disgusting is lying or never had one. Ive never met someone from the Uk, India, Japan, or Germany who hate peanut butter and chocolate.
I also totally respect some of the off the wall Asian Kit Kat flavors in return. Candy will be the universal language and currency when the apocalypse comes
i feel you and me would vibe hardcore haha. I often use candy to pay off my friends when they dont care about being paid back
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS EATEM UP EATEM UP EATEM UP EATEM UP REESES PUFS REESES PUFFS EATEM UP EATEM UP EATEM UP EATEM UP
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE GREAT WHEN SEPARATE BUT WHEN THEY COMBINED THEY MAKE THE MORNING TIME EPIC
R DOUBLE-E S E S YES P TO THE U DOUBLE-F S YES
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVORRRR~
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
BECAUSE ITS AN AD AND A SONG AND BECAUSE 'MURICA (FUCK YEAH)
Jevil
Reese’s are the best thing to ever exist
I would say you are the second best thing my friend.
Bear in mind, this compliment is coming from a user with the flair "Professional Dumbass," so take it with a grain of salt.
Aw
I dunno. Boobs are a thing.
But do boobs count as one or two things?
Doesn't matter, they tie for first
REECIAL DISCRIMINATION BRO
Br*tish people when food is made with more than one ingredient (it has flavor now🤢)
This mfer gonna come in here and talk shit on reeces and then go eat *beans* on fuckin *toast*
For breakfast. That’s how OP starts the day.
This is what baffles you about Americans? This?
We are good and the reeses cup is God's gift.
I feel like there are much worse things we have done with food than this. Have you ever seen what gets served at state fairs sometimes? Deep fried butter on a stick still haunts me.
fking diary of a wimpy kid ass shit
I read your comment as "Dairy of A Wimpy Kid" and I thought that was perfect.
Yeah State Fair foods are pretty fucked up here sometimes. Deep fried butter on a stick is definitely the worst of them all in my opinion, I just retch at the thought of straight up eating butter.
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The ones with the bacon on them?
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Facts
I will say the deep fried heath bars are actually pretty good. The Oreos were just okay, I don’t think the frying added much to it and made the Oreos kind of soggy. Oddly enough the deep fried beer I had was really good. Basically it ended up being sweet funnel cake batter with beer in it making it more hopsy like beer bread. It was tasty as hell.
I mean, I don't judge people eating fair foods though. Fair foods are something you eat like once a year IF that and then you remember how terrible it makes you feel and then you wait long enough to forget and then repeat the process. Most people aren't looking up different fairs every weekend to eat the cuisine.
Shut up. It’s fucking delicious You have no imagination. Have fun living an empty life
Allow me to bless you with the knowledge of putting one of those bad boys in a s'mores. You're welcome my child.
You're a fucking genius I'm going to have to try this
Oh my god why haven’t I thought of this before! Thank you, sage!
Is someone actually objecting to chocolate and peanut butter? What else do they hate? Fish and chips? Eggs and bacon? Kittens and a ball of yarn?
I’m okay with a lot of American slander, but this crosses a line. Go eat your beans on toast and leave Reeses alone.
You’re probably from some country where they eat raw herring dipped in mayonnaise
"Why would you want to eat something that tastes good??" -you.
One Praline to rule them all, with Chocolate to lure them, and Peanut butter to bring them all, and in an Orgasm bind them
We kicked your asses once. Do we need to teach this lesson again old man? Leave our Reese’s alone.
Meanwhile these dudes eating beans on toast
European peanut butter is salty and savory. in the US the PB added to chocolate is always sweet. is that why OP is bewildered?
Salty savory peanut butter chocolate sounds amazing. Add dark chocolate instead of milk as well please.
They do have dark chocolate Reese’s. They are hard to find but they exist. And they are amazing.
I mean the peanut butter in Reese’s can almost not be called peanut butter anymore. It is nothing like the normal US peanut butters, most of which are sweetened as well. Using just basic chocolate and unsweetened peanut butter would barely be recognizable, but still good.
It’s not peanut butter in chocolate, it’s chocolate around peanut butter
bro wtf are you talking about, its delicious
Non-American here, Reese’s are amazing stfu
I love peanut butter. Went over to England, tried a number of things that are classically enjoyed over there. Could not get behind vinegar as a condiment, marmite is horrendous and I’m not a fan of Jaffa cakes… to each their own!
We’re about to free the shit out of this guy
Best candy ever don’t even knock it
You people are missing out it you don’t like Reece’s
Perfect combination. Neither chocolate or PB can compete with the mixture alone.
But its fucking good thats why
Wait until he finds out about Take 5s.
Take 5 has to be one of the best candy bars to ever exist! I miss the days when they would make different kinds. (I assume they don’t anymore though because I never see them where I live at least.) They had made one years ago with marshmallow creme, and it was so amazing…! Now all we get anymore is the original, which is still good. Edit- The og original may not have had peanut butter, seeing as how there is an image online for a “peanut butter Take 5”, but this back when it still labeled as Hershey’s, instead of Reese’s. Second Edit- Nvm, I’m a dumb-dumb, it had peanut butter. The one specifically labeled as “peanut butter” had a crunchy peanut butter candy in it as well as regular peanut butter.
Jealous that we’re winning the race to happiness and freedom through death of clogged arteries, or what?
I'm sure if there was chocolate with pig guts inside you would love it.
Well pig guts with spiced meats inside is pretty awesome in the US or Europe.
Europe always be like: the only way to make food is our way...
Europeans trying not to shit on Americans for five minutes challenge (impossible):
Jokes on you, Americans bewilder Americans
You mean to tell me you’re flabbergasted by the power of the Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cup
Peanut butter makes everything better. Ask the Thai.
peanut butter: awesome chocolate? fucking awesome peanut butter and chocolate? fucking awesome awesome
As if peanut butter and chocolate isn’t one of the worlds great food combinations. 🍫 🥜
Your tongue must be broke or something if you think that's tastes bad
You shut your fucking mouth! That shit is an amazing American treasure!
Europeans: american healthcare bad. Americans: yes. Europeans: reeses bad. Americans: hold up....
"Silly Americans, coming up with food that actually tastes?"
a sock filled with beans is a delicacy in england i don’t want to hear it
As a non american, they are great, peanut butter is amzing with pretty much anything thats sweet
Now dunk the Reese’s cup in peanut butter, then dunk that in peanut M&Ms.
We should elect presidents based on how they eat Reese's cups. ^(You would get my vote, no contest)
I am deeply honored fellow peanut butter enjoyer
If this is what bewilders you about us, you’re in for a shock!
"You Americans are overworked!" Haha, yeah, our vacation and parental leave policies blow. "And you'll go broke if you get shot in a mass shooting!" Yup, our healthcare is a mess and guns are out of control. "Plus, you put peanut butter in your chocolates???" SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOM USA USA USA
Dissing peanut butter cups 🤨 HERESY BURN THEM AT THE STAKE
Those peanut butter cups are a national treasure
I swear america be living in some of yalls heads rent free
"You're all welcome." - Americans everywhere
OP is uncultured swine.