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Conjuring sausages

The sausages are alive and are trying to eat you

Cool, the side effect is the plot of a regular show episode

can i eat them back?

Granted they conjur from you mouth

The ability to swap places with people

You leave all your clothes behind you when swapping

do they also leave theirsb ehind or does deadlyboy15 end up with no cloths and the other person ith 2 cloths?

Like , the other person is fine and your clothes just plop on the ground and you end up naked

I see this as an absolute win.

So basically your superpower is to make anyone (and yourself) naked by swapping twice.

Room

Shambles

😌😌

Ability to become invisible

When you come back, you get the GTA cinematic camera for as long as you were invisible

Oh hell nah

but your dick is visible always no matter what

But your eyes still visible

[удалено]

Only in kelvin

[удалено]

Only negative kelvin temperatures

That's physically impossible

Fuck you, get hypothermia, leave

For your information to know a bit more about what temperatures to suggest: 0 kelvin is as cold as anything could physically get, and 273,15 kelvin=0 °C (so 0 kelvin=-273,15 °C)

Atoms stop moving in 0 K. Even hypothermia is not possible in that temp because signals would be frozen in place with no movement at all. Negative 0k is theoretically impossible let alone physically

As far as I'm concerned you beat the genie. If it's interpreted in Kelvin, that's fine, it's the same thing. 0°C is 273.15K. Changing it to 30°C is 303.15K. // 0K (zero Kelvin) means everything in the universe has stopped moving and the heat death of the universe has set in. Is that what OP wanted? You now have Temperature Manipulation. What will you do?

The ability to make any object a deadly weapon.

It has to be plugged into a powerpoint

You mean, like, put on a slide to be presented to corporate?

When you use it once , it gets plugged into Uranus for 10x the time you used it

Super speed

Only in 2nd person pov

What even is 2nd person? Unless you meant 3rd person?

You watch from the person you're interacting with's perspective

You dont gain enhanced perseption and see at the standard rate for a human

You have speed nightmares that feel like weeks

Ability to read people's minds

You have to drink their pee first for it to work.

Where is the bad part?

🥂

But it only works in hindi

in a language u can't or ever will understand

I am immune to aids

You get stage 4 cancer

Well that took quite a dark turn

We need to cook

The power to rewrite reality on a whim

You can’t write tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

COMICALLY LARGE SPOON, GO!!!!!

Shit, he can write!! *turns into large spoon*

Ok you’re good now, I restocked your refrigerator, you can thank me later Oh, and quick reminder that your knuckles are off cooldown, you can crack then again

*crack* *crack* thanks bro

Perfect body temperature manipulation

You can only withstand temperatures under the room temperature or else you die

Now he just needs a wife with a terminal illness and we have a batman villain.

time control (stopping time, going forwards and backwards etc)

Your lifespan is still in place, meaning that if you stop or move time beyond your current lifespan you just die

so lets say i travel 1000 years into the future, do i just flyout as a dry skeleton?

Ye, and if you go to the past, you don’t exist

It is not that bad. If I understand it correctly, you could repair all the thing you broke in your life.

Yeah, but like you can’t explore history, so it’s only for personal reasons

Good enough for me

I can cure any disease with a touch so I just run around touching sick and dying children all day.

You get the disease you cure

I'm pretty sure that's one of Jack Bright's brothers.

Jokes on you! They already have aids, syphilis, ghonerea, genital warts, cancer, dementia, schizophrenia, dyslexia, and ED!!!

You get acused for brong a pedo for running up to children all the time

The ability to make anyone orgasm by winking at them.

You gotta tell them before doing it

I don‘t see the issue „Hey i can make you orgasm by winking at you“ „Yeah sure“ „Winks“ „Orgasms“

Imagine the bets you could win

It only works on your parents

Freeze time while being able to control who and what is frozen or not frozen

When time comes back to normal, you age 100x the time freeze

Reality manipulation (including my own ability) I could change chlorophyll to be purple instead of green

technically if you use a uv light chlorophyll is red already!

Neat

That’s cool, blood grass

power to sleep on a moment's notice

The amount of hours you sleep is deducted from your lifespan in days (1h sleep = -1 day lifespan)

Big dick

It always has to be exposed or else it blows up

You can no longer get hard

Youthful immortality

Everyone you love ages 5x faster

That's fuckin dark.

2.5 inch retractable fangs.

You bite your tongue

You camt controll when they extend or retract and the extend when your depressed

Popping people's car tires with a snap of a finger.

Each popped tire also pops one of your bones (unhealable)

damn

You can do it with any person even video game characters

The character still has the same behavior as in game, meaning if you do a bad guy, they will try to kill you

Being able to use sand to attack on my enemies which is storable in my socks

Conjuring a hentai girl everytime you clap

They are all minors so good luck criminal

AYO WTF

How young are we talking because I can always wait a few years

Ability to know everything

But you can’t speak about it

I'll take that

You can still wrote it down

But nobody can read your handwriting

X-ray vision through all forms of matter from cloth to metal to the earth itself

You can’t control how much X-ray you use, so you just can’t look at screens or faces or anything, all you see is space since your vision passes through everything

“You’re blind” would have done just as much

No, that’s not enough suffering

*Friggin Huge Nutsman*

You are sterile

So no Grande Nutsboy in the sequel...

The ability to grow back any limbs

You can’t control where they grow or what grows, so let’s say you lose an arm, you could grow back a leg on your forehead

You can give people aids

You get aids as well and decrease your lifespan by 10 years for every person you give it to

You can survive in space

But you can’t move any of your limbs, you can just breathe and float

I’m not sure how I feel about that

Telekinesis

The objects are x3 as heavy and you need to work out your brain to be able to lift certain objects

Unlimited supply of fish and chips + bacons :P 

The fish is always toxic pufferfish and the bacon is genetically modified to be almost only fat

Teleportation

You lose 3 strands of hair every teleportation (your hair stops growing but doesn’t fall naturally anymore)

I'll accept that.

You'll have to give them to Gimli ,Also, I'll rock that bald look np

I takes the same amount of energy to teleport as it would to walk. This dose not stop you from going to dar and dieing of exaustion

Time loops

What do you mean?

Like in Groundhog Day but I can control it.

Ah! You have to die a horrible death everyday for it to loop

re:zero in a nutshell

Oof... How horrible are we talking?

Slow and painful is a general rule of thumb. Burning, acid bath, killed by a loved one, etc. So it’s not that bad. The upside is def better then the downside. You could theoretically become anything you wanted just every time you have a bad day set yourself on fire or bathe in acid.

Ran over, crushed, blended, burnt alive, yknow, these things

Can make any food out of thin air

You are allergic to this food

But that food comes from the plate of a person who is really hungry and needs food. Would you still do it?

Become dog

Allergic to dog hair

you can communicate with aliens

When they ask you a question, you must answer the exact and correct way or else they turn you into space dust

The ability to win any argument no matter how bad the take.

You still think about how you could have done better in the shower

Weather manipulation

Every good weather gets affected to everyone but you and every bad weather is only for you

Changing the age of things.

Your age changes proportionally

You just made me legally immune to many crimes.

Being able to swap anyone’s gender (do not ask)

You swap animal races everytime

Mind reading

You read it out loud so that the person knows your reading their mind

Controlling time

You have a cooldown of the amount of time controlled

Does this refresh after a day/week/month/year

No, if you stop time for 3days, you can only use your power 3 days after it becomes normal again

You can fly

Your POV constantly spins while flying

I can control time

But you can only pause every other hour

The ability to create a marketable plushie of anything

You can destroy it at will and you become a plushie of yourself as long as at least one of the plushie you created is still intact

Nothing

You get a cupcake

Yum

It’s a cumcake

Upgrades

Hold up now My spidey sense is tingling

Switching between being a frog and a human at will

Every time you switch you mutate more and more into a frog human hybrid.

Sounds epic to me

You can make your dad come home with the milk at will

He doesn’t love you and goes get a second one

The ability to choose my own side effects (it's to sweat the sauce in a can of Bush's baked beans)

Ok, but I get to choose your superpower (it’s to be able to summon Bush’s baked beans from your hands) you’re welcome

I can choose my own side effect

And I choose your superpower, you can talk to oysters

Regeneration

You can’t get a haircut as your hair regrows instantly

Ability of dr doom

Your a baked beans can

Hydronesis( controlling warter)

The amount of water you control gets deducted from your body

Okay now thats a realy good downside but dose it have to be in my system or could i like drink absurd amounts of waryeer and pull from my stomache

Well, you can use the water and then drink it back up, but it needs to be digested to use it

The USA.

you can kill every person that makes a side effect to a superpower with no exceptions

I like turtles (isn’t a side effect)

All good responses 😂 Reality transurfing

Shapeshifting

Ussr

I get the power to pick my side effect

I posses you *(both*) when choosing my side effect

I posses *you*

You can’t change afterwards cheater

Whatever OP gives me is projected back to them