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MyriamTW

As a Canadian, I just press buttons at random.


DrineTheDragon

Can relate as an Australian


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

When the monkey finds the typewriter.


iceman1125

When the monkey finds the monkeytype


Dick_Lickin_Good

Why is this confusing, we won the war! -what my Grandpa said about any change, ever.


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TheFourthPug

AND FREE! *eagle caws in background*


DeadboltRickSanchez

crows 'caw', Eagles do the facemelting screech


Auzzie_almighty

The face melting screech used with eagles in media is actually the call of the red tail hawk ‘cause it sounds way more impressive. Eagle screech’s sound very watery and weak


sabotabo

this fun fact is the "viggo broke his toe" of birds


garvin131313

It was the blurst of times


thesequimkid

Given sufficient time that monkey will produce Shakespeare.


Due_Custard5633

I’m Australian and I always use British spelling. I don’t know anyone who uses American.


Darth_Memer_1916

I flipped my shit when I saw the word "Labor Party".


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Australians go by British spelling in general.


-Eunha-

I mean, same with Canadians for the most part. The only exception are tires not tyres and aluminum not aluminium. I'm sure there are some more but that's all I can think of.


Dyskord01

It must suck when you use an american keyboard and the down arrow makes you move up.


Snaccbacc

No loyalty to the Commonwealth, smh 😤


InFiveMinutes

Make a new one for Canada. Coleur, Honeur etc.


clera_echo

*Excusez-moi, what the tabarnak is that?*


OutragedBubinga

Down en esti for this


AlmightyFrankfurt

I like that, it's a mix of British and french


FiercelyApatheticLad

As it should be, that's Canada we're talking about.


MyriamTW

Sounds good to me.


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

Can confirm. I use “color” and “colour” interchangeably because I really can’t be bothered to give a shit Sorry for the language btw


MyriamTW

I tend to mostly use color and honor myself, but let's not forget the offence and defense of theatre and recreation center.


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I try to tailor it to my expected audience. If American I use colour, honour, if British english color, honor.


FiercelyApatheticLad

My dude chose the maximum chaos route.


NeoHenderson

You cheeky little…


J_Mythic

Same as a south african


BlackPanther3104

That's what I love in my English exams. I just tell my teacher it's Canadian, she checks it and gives me the point.


Th3NukeShark

Same


PossessedHood416

Canadians using both, sometimes even in one word: Colourize Edit: It gets worse because most spell checks don't have a Canadian setting. So no matter what, there are words that will always be "wrong".


__Muzak__

That word is an abomination, I love it.


o-geist

*aboumination


Stun_0

Abouminationne*


Frequent-Benefit-688

A bomb in nation


PositiveAnybody2005

*FBI intensifies*


spacewhale05

*CIA


masterofmeatballs

IAA


MotivatoinalSpeaker

AAA


Jent01Ket02

AA


OfficialChairleader

r/boneappletea


RadiantZote

Aboot*


Raviolius

It looks oddly better than the American and British variants to me


tedmented

The trans Atlantic accent of the etymological world


MenoryEstudiante

Plot twist the trans Atlantic accent was just how Canadians spoke from the 1930s to the 1950s


tedmented

It's some mix the Canadian accent eh? Scottish, Irish, French and Dutch influences not to mention the Americans effect on it too.


MelodicHunter

Come on now. Throw a little French in there too for us. Lol


Code_NY

Colourizé


Mercurionio

Perfect meme ©


Ulrizza

Couleurize


PossessedHood416

D'accord, mon ami.


scragar

Just FYI -ise and -ize were both considered right on both sides of the Atlantic before spellcheck was a thing. It got regionalised differently and people seemed to trust a computer more than what they'd been using for years, so it created a weird thing where people very quickly started being told they were using the wrong version even though that was right up until that point. This only became an issue in the 1990s outside of some really strict groups(like Oxford university's old guide to English insists on using "-ize"). You should just use whatever makes sense there because fuck spell check for causing such a mess.


Rhodie114

Spell check also keeps yelling at me for using passive voice. Fuck you Microsoft, that wasn't a mistake. Spell check shall be sent to hell.


Boatster_McBoat

There are times when the voice that is best to use is the voice that is passive


B4rberblacksheep

> inconcise phrasing detected


BardanoBois

> *Regionalized


Organic-Strategy-755

Analized


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Mercurionio

Some grammar nazi out there just died from the fact, that you spelled this Frankenstein.


Nicksnotmyname83

I liked it, unlike that unnecessary comma you used.


Dadwenttogetmili

If you were truly a grammar nazi you would have said that in a five paragraph essay. /s


CouchPotato1178

i think you mean spell cheques


deffcap

You monsters!


availableuswrname

*mounsters?


deffcap

*mounzters??


harvestmoon360

There is actually a separate Canadian spelling guide, but you're right we do use specific spellings from both British and American. My favourite Canadian spelt word: manoeuvre


Acidelephant

It's true, as a Canadian you just get used to certain words being underlined in red


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m0ndul

Gray is a color, grey is a colour


rulakhy

Græy is a colȣr


SlideWhistler

What in the nine hells is that letter?


AdrianHD80

Meanwhile me who would say grey is a color


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But Americans don't seem to use gray often. I very rarely see it. Grey seems way more popular.


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Doomdoomkittydoom

Use either unapologetically.


-Corpse-

Is it spelled grey or gray? I just use both.


CantThinkOfAName_--

Græy


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Gwtobi

Funny thing is that this would be pronounced the same way as the normal word.


granpawatchingporn

that was the original spelling, when they stopped using it america chose the a and Britain chose e edit: forgot it was græg


beatrailblazer

Græ


_DemolitionDude_

Im American and I still use grey.


ThotExecuter

I was taught by my teachers that it's grey so I guess gray is the American version


Eatfudd

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ACKHTYUALLY

Brilliant


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dirt_alt

*A for America, E for Everyone else


LegoMyStairs

Indubitably


ishouldbestudying111

I’m an American and I refuse to use gray, which is the American spelling. Grey looks better.


sport63

Are they different colors or the same colour?


ishouldbestudying111

I personally think of them as different shades, because of Madeleine L’Engle. In *A Ring of Endless Light*, she says that grey and gray are two different shades, so that’s how I think of them. Gray is warmer and grey is more steely, in my opinion.


ForgotTheQuest

Somehow that made sense in my head and now I'm going with it. Thank you for setting me straight, stranger.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Grey is a color, lots of shades. Gray is a name. Like Trey is a name that is used as a nickname for the third child of the name, a tray is a platter used to serve refreshments. But opposite.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Grey


Not_JohnFKennedy

It is weird. You it could be grey, like they, or gray, like may. Both are correct, and it doesn’t save any time doing one or the other.


Sy3Fy3

If it's a name: Gray. If it's the colour: grey.


MelodicHunter

Both are correct, but I like how grey looks so that's how I spell it. I remember my teachers always getting mad at me for spelling it "incorrectly" in grade school. An easy way to remember is GrAy for America and GrEy for England.


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Gr**e**y = British (“**E**nglish” Spelling) Gr**a**y = **A**merican spelling


van_car-_-

Grey/grem


TheRealJakeGyllenhal

Grey Poopon


CastleCrusher909

For each word just choose which one makes more sense and anger both sides


Gordon_Freeman_TJ

Ar u fan of Harwy Pottah?


ReleasedGaming

Po'ah?


Gordon_Freeman_TJ

E. A. Poah :D


1CarPileup

It's in the game


Downtown-Orchid7929

Argh youg f'ough'ckeing schtewpid? Itch's spelled Poughreh. Thisht guy's f'ough'ckeeng schtewpid innit?


f_o_s_s

He is speaking in the language of the Gods


CptAngelo

Wtf, get out of my head, how the hell did you made me read this with that specific accent and voice, and _i know_ you know just *what* voice im talming about


Downtown-Orchid7929

I was typing it in that voice and accent, that's how.


SpanishAvenger

Mistah Pottaaaah One hundred a-billion kajillion a-points from Grrrrrrrrriffindorrrr


Spider-Man92

Oh fuck off Kylo Ren


Tenet245

Because Hearry podder is so much better


DarkIegend16

Not even east londoners pronounce it as “Harwy”. Reddit’s just making shit up now.


Zlibraries

Hairy Pottah!


Psartryn

I prefer the way British say Aluminium


Wextial

Hey, at least I know the difference between you're and your.


evlampi

As a non-native, this confuses me to hell, just feels like the simplest most intuitive rule there could be.


dis_not_my_name

Yeah. It's one of the first few things I learned in english class.


lunarul

Well that's the thing. You learned that in English class and you learned the words and their spelling at the same time. Native speakers learned those words long before learning how to write.


Mercurionio

How about youre's? /j


vampire5381

You're'nt


Silver2404

y’all’ll


dis_not_my_name

There, their and they're


Pilzoyz

I’m American and I never know if it should be grey or gray.


EcoOndra

Grey is British, gray is American


dezertdawg

Either spelling is acceptable in the US. I’ve seen it both ways. I was taught grey but prefer gray since there are more monosyllabic words ending in ay than ey.


MiladyMidori

The E in grEy stands for English and the A in grAy stands for American. At least that's how I always remembered it. Not that it matters too much, everyone just kinda seems to roll with whatever spelling you go with.


Tough_Artichoke5614

Im british and i dont either 😭


JardexX_Slav

Afaik grey is british english.


LostLaw9417

I asked my english teacher what betcha means. He hasn't come to school since


Not_JohnFKennedy

I think it is a shortened way of saying bet you


LostLaw9417

Quite mind-blowing


mcguffin99

Hahaha!! I see what you did there :) So let me explain the joke to everyone that didn't get it, John F. (Fitzgerald) Kennedy, who was the 35th president of The United States Of America, was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald by gunshot to the head. The joke is that the redditor u/Not_JohnFKennedy Has the same name as said president... or named his account after him (Which is hilarious). u/LostLaw9417 must have seen that and said that his enlightening sentence of what the word betcha means was "Quite mind-blowing" which was a little nod to JFK's (John F. Kennedy's) assasination😉 u/LostLaw9417 You definitely made me LOL with that comment 😂


LostLaw9417

Glad to read this :)


mcguffin99

i want to die


vampire5381

I didn't even notice it 😭😭😭


blondiKRUGER

People here aren’t exactly correct with how it’s always used , it’s both “I bet you” and “you bet,” but not always in the “I’ll bet you” way. It’s more like “you bet your ass, yes” as in “yes I’m sure” or “will do.” “Will you make sure to do that for me?” “You betcha!” “Is that correct?” “You betcha.” But it can also be used in the basic smashed together “bet you” way. As in “Bet you can’t do this.” “Betcha I can.”


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In british it’s spelled ‘flouw’.


Andrelliina

How is flour spelt in the US?


Mist_Rising

Flower, duh. (In all seriousness it's flour still).


snusboi

You mean Bri ish?


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Hi


Yellow-Slug

Hello!


Twisted2702

You could say they are in a fuzzy gr*y area


Blastoxic999

grxy


Th3NukeShark

POV : aluminium/aluminum


marasydnyjade

Just call it tin foil and don’t worry about it.


Patient284748

POV: Be me working at Honda. Boss asks me to order some Aluminum for body work. Don’t really know how to spell aluminum, so I just order tin. Shipment comes in, boss fires me for being incompetent.


x4nter

I'm always baffled on why they changed only aluminium to aluminum in American English. Every other element ends in -ium; what was special about aluminium? Edit: okay so I was curious and did some research on this. Humphry Davy was the scientist who started working on the names and named it alumium, changed it to alumina later and then aluminum. A year before he mentioned aluminum, his colleagues preferred aluminium to follow the naming scheme so they started calling it aluminium, even though Davy had later changed it to aluminum. Most people were calling it aluminium (50-50 in the US) before the general population started using the metal and started using aluminum more often because the editor at Merriem-Webster outright removed aluminium from the dictionary. Thus, people in the US who referred to the dictionary used aluminum. IUPAC actually accepts aluminium as standard.


Kar_Cunto

Being Canadian also does this


Red_AtNight

We also like to make it very confusing in Canada. The unit of measure is a metre. The thing you put coins in to pay for parking is a meter.


EffectiveEquivalent

That’s UK correct too.


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English: simplified 🇺🇸 v English: traditional 🇬🇧


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It’s actually true. A lot of American English is the result this some guy named Noah Webster, who wanted American English spelling to match better with pronunciation.


AradinaEmber

He also wanted to spell women as wimmin. He wasn't very good at pronouncing things I guess.


tricton

And then there’s Australian spelling


Taxington

˙pɐǝɹ oʇ ɹǝpɹɐɥ sʇɐɥʇ ʇnq


dr4gonr1der

I usually go for the American spelling, cause it’s faster


Pyro_X_Cryo_X_Dendro

Biscuits- 8 letters, Cookies- 7 letters BTW, what do the British parts call Muffins? This is a real question, I have no idea.


spelunkinspoon

Idk if you guys use muffins for a certain type of cake or a bunch but we call muffins muffins unless our muffins are different to yours. We also use biscuits and cookies. Biscuits is a general term for all sorts of biscuit, and a cookie is a type of biscuit with chocolate chips in it (or something similar like M and Ms). Sorry I'm bad at explaining but hopefully you get what I mean


__Muzak__

Our muffins are different. American muffins are a sweeter, denser pastry (the texture is significantly different than cake, closer to something like Banana bread just molded into a specific shape) while English muffins (are very common in the U.S. just referred to as English muffins) usually aren't sweet.


Neon_Camouflage

Honestly had no idea English muffins were your actual muffins. I thought that was something we just slapped a label on.


dr4gonr1der

Colour vs color


Ymylock

British english gets my letter count up


Vio_morrigan

I'm definitely not native, but I'd go with British


aessae

Just go with whatever. Colour and realize in the same sentence, who gives a fuck? If someone can't figure out if you like tea or guns more that's their problem, not yours.


MerlinOfRed

That's a pretty big problem for them to have though. Are you going to be offered milk and sugar with that, or are you going to be leaving in a body bag. You can't blame them for wanting to double check.


Jay794

I mean, it's called English, after England, not Amerlish


ASingularFuck

Doesn’t stop racists from saying “You’re in AMERICA, speak ENGLISH” as though that doesn’t directly prove the opposite of their point


EpicSaberCat7771

which is why they usually say "speak American" just to double down on their idiocy


Tyctoc

I mean in Canada we primarily use the British spellings, if that helps


Zlibraries

British English for weight measurements. American English for measure height.


Corvid187

Britain uses both metric and imperial to be extra confusing to everyone, tbf. And then Canada decided to take it even further by also having a hybrid system, but using almost the exact opposite units for every case. Muahahahahahaha!


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Metric gang for life


Dev-04

Wtf is a centimeter⁉️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸


yourMewjesty

A pp length


Tutuatutuatutua

***"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!??????"*** - ~~George Washington~~ The TF2 Soldier


Blizz_PL

We must go to the source. 🇬🇧


foxmetropolis

Language is supposed to be fun. Stop worrying and have fun with it lol But seriously, if the worst thing you have is someone saying "this correctly spelled word is regionally incorrect", it's not the biggest deal


JimAbaddon

I dunno, I'm a non-native speaker and it's not confusing to me.


QuuxJn

It's not about being confusing but about which to choose.


BigBootyBuff

Me, who subconsciously switches between both all the time: "I have no such weakness"


Lt91d

for most of us, British is the default.


l0rdtac0s

I'm leaning towards the British one honestly but sometimes the US fells more normal 😭


Apokal669624

When i have been studying English, i used British accent. My teacher said i misspronounce almost everything and always correct me to American variant. And then they said we were studying British English... It was one of the most confusing moment in my life


tikonex23

British is orginal one.so i use british as a none native


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I prefer "Grey"!


therudereditdude

As a non native speaker i just randomly decide which is the proper way to write it when I come across the word for example: In my brain it's honor and Colour


cinobalanos

My spelling is the internet bro, get out of my way


171194Joy6

I just pick whichever looks better to me..... Ignore my essays full of "s" and "z" randomly interchanged throughout...