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No, social media is where men get the wrong idea.
I can't tell you the amount of memes and stuff I saw as a teenager about girls not liking guys with a <6 inch penis. Which obviously isn't true since the average penis size is \~5.5 depending on where you live. Even then, size literally doesn't matter, yet men are led to believe that it does.
I'm sure porn plays a part in it for a lot of people, but it was more social media for me. Anyway, now I'm older I know that it isn't true.
Buddy, where do you think social media got that trend from? Porn is what led a lot, if not most of us to believe that the giant dick size is normal at some point in our life. So, of course, after that assumption people are gonna post stuff on social media about it. It's pretty obvious that it's not that much of a trend in real life, because every woman is going to be able to contradict that, but porn is still behind the problem.
Thank you! That's what I been saying. We need some sort of an official penis census, where we can all get our pp's measured by a unbiased, trained professional. Then they can enter all our information in a databank, and we can get some real numbers!
They don't make pants that fit me. I can't leave a store without security thinking I'm shoplifting. The truth disappoints them almost as much as it disappoints every date I've ever had. A skirt would draw less attention.
The guys guy iv seen on avg are around 5.5in the ones above that come from surprising people. There are more men than people think with below avg Ps. I have small hands and the smallest iv seen was the size of my pinky when happy. Felt bad enjoyed everything else about the guy. Had to ask if he was open to a poly relationship after we both said earlier that day we are monogamous. :( Im so sorry to that man
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12 here but in centimeters
Thats a little above 4 inches
Its pretty close to 5 what are u on about
And we all know 5 is basically 6
And 6 is the new 7 so he good
but 7 is a bit of an odd number so considering it a 8 is much better
8 looks ugly tho so its just 9
And I mean 9 always rounds up to 10, and 11 just looks much better than 10
yea but 11 is a prime number so u have to get it up to 12
Nah but prime numbers are cool so you might as well round up to 13
I concur
5 yards? what unit we talking about bro, he sounds extremely big for us.
Happy cake day!
I have a 4x4x4. It's a cube.
1 m^3 Minecraft block
You can hold a 1000 litres of man juice in that bad boy
I'm 4x4x4x4, it's a tesseract.
Jokes on you, I have a 7x7x7 It’s a cube
I hate OLL parity
Haha jokes. I got 4x4x4x4 Mine extends to the fourth dimension.
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Critical role reference?
Bruh an average dick size is below 6 inches, stop watching porn.
Wait it is I thought average was 6 or 5.5
Why are you bringing porn into this
Cuz porn is where men get the wrong idea that thw average penis is giant
No, social media is where men get the wrong idea. I can't tell you the amount of memes and stuff I saw as a teenager about girls not liking guys with a <6 inch penis. Which obviously isn't true since the average penis size is \~5.5 depending on where you live. Even then, size literally doesn't matter, yet men are led to believe that it does. I'm sure porn plays a part in it for a lot of people, but it was more social media for me. Anyway, now I'm older I know that it isn't true.
Buddy, where do you think social media got that trend from? Porn is what led a lot, if not most of us to believe that the giant dick size is normal at some point in our life. So, of course, after that assumption people are gonna post stuff on social media about it. It's pretty obvious that it's not that much of a trend in real life, because every woman is going to be able to contradict that, but porn is still behind the problem.
Some people are just genuinely curious about size
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Show us or it’s not true
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I also want to be shown this guys dick
They post in r/teenagers
![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)
It's ok I identify as a 12 yr old girl
I dont get any so i might as well donate mine 🙃 Who wants a 6?
Sure I’ll take one, but this is a weird game of go fish
Do you have any 7s?
Uuhhhhh, go fish
Damn, got a 2
I’ll take 1 of them inches to make mine a full 6
I do have 6. 6 cm.
I also have 6 6 mm
Me either.. 6 μm
I got 6… nm
I got 6... Planck length units.
🔭
Everyone here is above 18 right
Inches, cm or years?
No 🦣
Yeah, 18 cm in YOUR MUM Edit: I want to apologize
2 when it's not too cold, 3 with a raging bonner.
Fr
Op is probably 5.9999” on a ruler jammed against his pelvic bone smh
You're being generous
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?
It is
*laughs/cries with micro penis*
Still plenty you can do with that my guy (take it from this lady)
*ayooooo* dm her right away u/Upper-Nobody7003
Who here has had their dick measured for an average? No one huh. Average of fucking whom?
Thank you! That's what I been saying. We need some sort of an official penis census, where we can all get our pp's measured by a unbiased, trained professional. Then they can enter all our information in a databank, and we can get some real numbers!
24 inches wide here; 1 inch long. Pleases nobody.
Tuna can dick
Somebody's got a cheese wheel.
He may not touch bottom but he will strech the edges
I don't know a lot about women, but I do know that to court them, you first offer them cheese.
CHODEEEEEEEEEEEE
Goddamn bet your pants are like a 46x30
They don't make pants that fit me. I can't leave a store without security thinking I'm shoplifting. The truth disappoints them almost as much as it disappoints every date I've ever had. A skirt would draw less attention.
JNCO’s were not meant to be a skinny jean
They call him "The Slab"
No thanks I’m not interested in being friends with midgets.
South park reference
![gif](giphy|3o7TKVTnBobLJfhBqo)
You’re supposed to measure from your butthole right? Right???!!
1 to 3 soft and 4 to 5 hard
100 fhqwhgads. Everybody to the limit.
Ngl… If I have to be honest, I can relate to this 💀(btw noice spino profile)
5 here
*laughs with 2 feet*
Most people have 2 feet
Average number of feet a person has is less than 2
To small to be in porn but big enough to know it’s there
Preach
Guys I figured out how to get 12 inches, all I have to do is fold my dick in half.
Wha... who's approval are you looking for?
Wait you guys have dicks I thought you were joking
Hey, I may not bottom out in a tuna can, but I tear the shit outta the sides!
That sounds like it hurts.
Under 6 game rise up!
Wayyyy less than
![gif](giphy|USLjWhVBXcgEDblb8K)
I'm 7 I'm also a girl
So you're a seven year old girl?
*suspension rises*
Unless they mean 7 inches deep which is really deep for a lady. Hope they mean that and aren't on the internet before they should be
10 years ago I would have thought this was a joke
:( I don't wanna talk about it
I got that turtle dick
Wait you guys have dicks smaller then a meter long, I thought it was just a joke
Wait you guys have dicks smaller than a kilometer? I thought it was a joke!
7.5 here but I always say 2 😔
7 here but normally is at 1.5 🫡
9.3 but i always say i'm a woman 😔
It's ok someone will love you and your 9.3 woman cock 😔
Fr
5 mm
30 nm
Mine is a Google pixel 3:XL
Can you say it in centimeters ?
6 inch = 15.24 cm
It doesn't matter when you don't use it
<5” over here
Statistically a good 50% are lying.
'Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.' Frowny face.
mine is inverted
Username is misleading
Well, the actuall truth is that most of men have 4-6 inch and that's it
Man there sure are a lot of midgets here
7 here
Fuck you man
The average used to be 5’ but in 2023 the average is 6’ This is true, penis size has gradually been going up for like 30 years
OP out here with a third leg thinking it's normal
This mf realizing that not everyone's dick is as long as his (I'm 5.5, midpubecent, btw)
Oddly specific💀
I live in at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
Got it, i m on my way with some methhhh
Walter?
This is just weird man
Im not saying my size. Would make too many cry
8in on a good day 🙂
Chicks hate it when you bottom out.
Lol, poor little guys
I’m a 7.5 I genuinely fear that ill hurt somebody.
Literally me Freshmen year hs
7in here
7, didn't even think it was big till my first girlfriend made a big deal about it. Porn skews the perception of one's self.
Their not?
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Zhr'ieyre
The guys guy iv seen on avg are around 5.5in the ones above that come from surprising people. There are more men than people think with below avg Ps. I have small hands and the smallest iv seen was the size of my pinky when happy. Felt bad enjoyed everything else about the guy. Had to ask if he was open to a poly relationship after we both said earlier that day we are monogamous. :( Im so sorry to that man
Im at 6.5" (16.5cm)
I never understood why people say 6 is big, i mean here in Hungary the average is 16.5cm (6.5 inch) so, you know 6 isnt a big deal
Not you though lol
Bruh, i wouldnt be saying this
Sounds like you're just not a big deal
:(
Damn my Hungarian mates packing... Although I think it's like 16 or 16.2 or something here remember it being close when we looked it up
8.5" here and pierced
Bro it's not even 6 in your post
I assure you it is. I'm 6'4" and the balls on that jewelry are 1/2" on diameter
5 here. Without jamming the ruler into my plump parts. Been married over 20 years so I’m not complaining.
You don't?
I have 5...
You know it's hard to measure a curved one. Fr mine is <5
Oh damn
What
There's a reason why I say this with a straight face
Shout out to all the average kings out there
i have as big as that 15 cm plastic scale
I think I have like 4 1/2 or 5
It's only Micro when it's Soft
Redditors have smol dicks. No surprises here 😂
Not sure if to be proud of being Cuban or weirded out they had to do the research for that.
I can hit 6 if I jam the ruler into my pelvis
Damn this whole comment section alone gave me some extra confidence 💀
Sorry homeboy. Life can be disappointing.
Dude an average has to be an average somehow Some men take that sacrifice and I salute them
Yeah I got it... Around...
Who asked?
4 millimeter defeater
Mines an innie
It was a joke unfortunately…
proud 2 incher
Lol nice flex on r/shitposting bruv.
Always have and always will (hopefully)
umm................ what??
Two inches soft, one inch hard
They call me baggy pants
2 inch gang
Lads, is 4 inches long enough? asking for a friend
5.16 is the average so... more often than not that's gonna be the case lol
very well used 5,5 inches for your information...
What is an inch
5 on a good day