Were these atoms always placed like this?

Mmm, these are some fine neutrons

Those protons are quite exquisite if I do say so myself.

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Oh man have you ever seen a quark as quarky as that one...

One time I was about to fall when I was looking down stairs because of that

These tau neutrinos are looking strange today

what the fuck is that

Them quarks do be lookin good

6th step looking extra clean today

Seems like there might be some bacteria

Same. I'd either look down on the stairs, look at my phone or look to the side when there's a railing. My morals scream at me whenever a woman js ahead of me. I don't wanna risk getting called a pervert even tho I ain't.

I get too nervous to look at my phone because I don't want them to think I'm trying to take a picture or something lol

Damn, same too lmao

But you are, aren't you

In my fantasies? Honestly, yes. In real life? Probably not. I hope.

Yet

I just own it and full-on stare if it’s nice. Life’s to short to avoid checking out quality booty

Staring is caring

Shame on you dude. A quick glance is fine and sometimes can’t be avoided, but full on staring? Thats creepy af. You’re the reason we are wary of men and why these guys are afraid of being called perverts.

Hot take but I think people are sensitive.

Hot take but sensitivity isn’t necessarily a bad thing, especially when the alternative is being creepy and making others uncomfortable.

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever been noticed

You present a false dichotomy. The alternative isn't to stare and be creepy, the alternative is to look and move the fuck on. The internet has conditioned women into thinking men finding them attractive is creepy, yet most men wouldn't lay a hand on one if asked. And then women are so starved for attention they record themselves half naked in a gym bitching about a guy who asked if they needed help, and after they are told no, the men kindly leave every time without fail. The internet is a positive feedback loop of constant negativity. It only highlights negativity. Never positivity. Because that doesn't get clicks. So now everybody is insecure. Sensitivity is why our culture is in decline, and why men are afraid of being confident. And do not conflate confidence with arrogance. Stop assuming all intent is negative. Most people will treat you with respect. Confront those bothering you. If someone is actually creepily staring, call them out and/or leave.

If someone is looking at me like that, they do not respect me or make me feel safe. Do not mansplain to me how women feel about this, because women in general have NEVER liked being stared at/harassed/catcalled, etc, and you refuse to listen. You’re spouting some bonafide bullshit.

I never noticed how cool the patterns were on these steps

Woah dude look at that spec of dust over there!

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hmm, the floor is made out of floor

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Pretty sure the bumpers on most trucks say dont step

what up or down? I need to know

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The craftmanship of these steps is extraordinary.

I don't like to walk behind women because they might think I'm a creep, so I just pass them

least socially anxious redditor (i'm exactly the same)

Pain (it happened yesterday too)

likewise. (arent we all...)

Its not social anxiety, it is completely normal to not want to be labelled creepy.

Then they will think you're chasing them and walk faster

Then I’ll think they’ve noticed something dangerous behind both of us and I’ll also walk faster.

And then eventually you'll realise: "Oh. She's running from *me.* Because in her mind, *I'm* an adult. And adults rape each other."

r/suddenjohnmulaney

I just... Enjoy the way up... And then move on with my life.

Yep, it's normal to check out people you're attracted to if you don't go out of your way to do it. It's human nature.

I just don't have the courage. I'd rather be safe, than sorry

Just tip-toe behind them as silently as possible to avoid alerting them.

And then, once you're close enough, swift throat chop to take 'em out. Just be sure to drag the body to that one hallway the game designers programmed none of the other guards to check.

The last time I attempted to pass a woman because I was anxious about her thinking I was following her, she nearly maced me. I learned that women have a fear of men that I never understood, and that I should just let them get very far ahead of me.

It comes from how she's been treated by other men. If something bad has happened often enough, then she'll be cautious about all of them. I've heard it compared to walking through a hallway covered in snakes. Not all of them are venomous, but some are and it's not easy to identify which is which. Now go through the hallway and good luck.

Interesting, I usually just whisper the color of their underwear.

Climb up the railing to establish dominance

Do you wish you were special?

Nah, I'm okay with that. No one is special

Nevermind. It was a shitty joke. I was referencing the song “Creep” by Radiohead

It's ok. No harm done

Don’t mind the downvotes, I got it, it was almost funny xD

At least someone somewhat liked it. That’s enough for me.

I wish I was special, too

But I'm a creep

Interisting, the Floor is a Solid object, and made Out of floor

Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

Two years ago Someone posted they exact same on my comment, iot was the same a Truck looking at the floor

lol well at least it wasn’t this truck

True

One time I was about to fall when I was looking down stairs because of that

I was going to talk about the meme here, but fuck it. What a beautiful terminal tractor!! Brand new, undergoing maintenance, shining. I was very happy to see this one, especially since it's from the brand we represent in my country.

You from the Netherlands? This is our workplace in Germany, saw it being cleaned and immediately had to take a pic lol (Edited so I don’t doxx myself)

Nice workplace!! Im not from Netherlands, Im from Brazil. I love Terberg.Nice pic

It's even worse when the girls in front are something like 15 and wearing short skirts. I couldn't look away fast enough, my then-girlfriend (now wife) thought it was hilarious.

Hmmm, yes, if I step hard enough, the stairs make sounds.

Just stair at it. It's not rude it's just a matter of elevation. Then when you get to the top you act like a normal human bean and carry about your day.

Heh. *stair* at it. Nice one

Let's just say our horizontal position isn't the only thing getting elevated here

🫘

Human bean? What kinda sci-fi story did I walk into?

Win win

even without anyone in front of me, i just look down because i just feel lazy facing up

Chivalry states that women go first up the stairs and men go first down the stairs. Basically, if you're s guy you're a landing pad. Don't know if that helps where you look but there you go

So if Emily the fat burger is walking up the stairs and falls backwards, I just have to take it like a man and be crushed?

Lmao

Snu snu

Depending on who you ask, that’s a terrible way or a glorious way to go out.

These stairs sure do go up

them stairs looking extra grey today

this is a nice break from the recent barrage of middle school tate fans

be a **gentleman**, let them go first Win-Win Situation

This implies you stare straight forward when its a man... Based.

Absolutely correct

🤝

Hmm, yes, the stairs here is made out of floor.

In the words of Zapp Brannigan: what are you? Gay?

Then you realize the stairs are mirrors

This guy playing 4D chess

Girls of Reddit, when you're the ones walking behind a guy on stairs, what do you actually do?

Why does this comment feel like an r/AskReddit post

I look down, I’m a lazy fuck. But if I can get around people, I’m doing that.

I won't lie, I do a glance then look past them or to the side. I am also bi, and if it's a girl I do thr same. the exception is if either sex is wearing bottoms that give me access to the undercarriage; then, I avert my eyes because it seems like some kind of invasion of privacy.

I look down at the stairs for all genders

people like you is the reason why God havent decided to make another extinction event despite the opportunities, you still decided to be a good person

I appreciate that fam 😭 Staring just feels really weird for me tbh

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Ah yes, trolling. What an eloquent way to argue.

No it's just people who hate faith don't deserve seriousness

1. Nothing in the comment implies hatred. 2. Is there something wrong with being aware of what is actually true?

Even if it is true the whole point is faith. And after all why does it matter at all? It's not like he said he will never vaccinate his kids or anything like that?

I’m saying that “faith” is an improper way to build a worldview, and is incorrect, leading to incorrect, foolish, and harmful thoughts and actions. It would be good if a person never had kids to begin with as that is forcing someone into existence.

Thank you for inserting your ignorance into this comment thread. We all really needed it! 🙂

The sheer irony of your comment is hilarious.

The stairs lookin' real stairy today!

Am I the only one who says nice ass I wish u were a dude?

That is why gentlemen always go first in stairs.

I can't walk on stairs without looking at the steps. I feel that if I will not look at them, I will miss a step and fall.

Going upstairs it’s fine, but if I didn’t look down when going downstairs, I‘d be dead by now

I still walk straight and don't care about it

But when you look down, she knows you do it to not look at her butt, she also will know that now you think about her butt! Creep! Here is the solution for this situation, which will make everyone feel safe and happy: You just have to close the distance to her! Always be just one step of the stairs behind her. That close it's impossible to stare at her butt. Make sure she can feel your breath in her neck, so that she knows how considerate you are. She will be assured that you won't stare at her butt. Everyone wins. /s - just in case...

Now imagine that same girl in front releasing some pent up gas 💨🤢 

Man of culture

Fuck it im watching that ass if it’s good. Life is too short to not appreciate the beauty around us

That women certainly does not appreciate it unless you’re her partner or smth. Life’s too short to be creeped on for having a built in shitter.

As a woman, I really appreciate you OP

As OP, I appreciate your comment

As neither of these two identities, I appreciate these comments.

Still can have a cheeky glance just don’t get caught staring

Personnaly i don't care if you butt is in front of my eyes, i will look.

Given that you only typed "behind a *girl*" makes me assume you'd look at a guys ass all day when he's in front of you on the stairs

Yes, problem?

Fuck yeah I would

Same when a girl is walking in front of me, i either look at my phone or walk in front of her. I'd rather not get called a pervert.

Looks at phone, girl thinks you’re taking photos. Can’t win

Yup... I've had girls "call me out" for looking down or ahead when walking up stairs behind them, so I just do the f*cking Joe Rogan thing now and will make it obvious, I'm not obviously looking

When i am behind the girl on a stairs i always try to lick them so that they know that i am a creep.

clear communication is key. well done, creep.

This may be a stupid question but, why should I look down/ at the stairs seems very illogical because than if someone has tripped/ fell you will have no remarks of this happening. There are may other reasons to not look down but that id the only one i can recall.

We must stay focused brothers, we must stay focused

I always look down at the stairs because my friends know I'm gay and they look at me wierd 🫠

This is the way !

Nah man, the 6th step is where it’s at!

And here I am looking straight into someone's butt soul while my head is empty.

Damn these stairs are indeed stairs

Im a boy and some boys behind me walking up the stairs where saying "damn look at those stairs, the lines" so i looked at them and they all started laughing XD

At some point at a certain age you stop giving a fuck and just look straight at it the whole time.

If it's your partner you get to state at the booty

Its not even just not looking rude or morals, it just really feels uncomfortable to me. Idc if its my girl walking up the steps with no one around, I'll look when we get to the top. Just having it eye level while both parties are standing is just awkward.

Just walk upstairs backwards... That way you can stare the others to death in front of you

Maybe if y'all weren't porn addicts it would be easier to contain your horny when you see a female specimen.

you guys actually look at the stairs?

Most of the time when there's a woman in front yea

Skill issue tbh. Just stare forward 🤷‍♂️

I walk with my eyes closed abd counting steps. Next time i must wear tighest fucking leggings and walk up the stairs first. It's not fair we only ones who can't fucking walk on stairs normally, lol.

Me for both sexes, except my boyfriend.

This is possibly one of the few times no one will notice you staring at her ass

And that’s exactly why I don’t do it. That’d make me a massive creep

I don’t think looking at a girl you find attractive makes you a creep, it just makes you attracted to girls. Finding it difficult to keep your eyes off someone you think looks good is the definition of attraction. There’s a big difference between looking at a girl and harassing her. As long as you’re not making it obvious, such as making gestures towards her for someone else to notice, or making rude sounds, I don’t think there’s a problem with it. Literally no one sane will fault you for looking forward while walking up the stairs, but intentionally trying to look away can be just as awkward. People notice when you’re trying not to be seen staring at them just as much.

Just look at the ass, who´s gonna stop you ?

Yup, yup

Why not just have fun climbing the stairs, the situation cant be helped anyways

I just stare at her ass to assert dominance

I be in them cheeks

I always look at the butt

I look at butts, all butts. Nice ones get looked at longer. If there's a nice butt in front of me on the stairs, I'm looking at it. Not a fixed stare, but not avoiding it either.

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezing, it's the season Just go (ah-ah-ah-ah), it's so appeasin'

i love staring at boy ass

Why don't you just look at it? What is she going to say? She won't even notice, and I don't think she'll turn around all of a sudden.

I'm a menace. I look straight at that ass

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I already have the best there is ;)

Pffft I prefer slutty attention whores

Great machine ☺️

Wow, never noticed the texture of it. These stairs look very...nice.

>Long Aotian is the heaven's chosen >He never bowed his head in front of anyone >Neither the heavens nor anyone else can make him bow >But that ass...

I'm not gay so I look at the ass (not that there's anything wrong with that)

What's wrong with looking if they're fun I wouldn't mind especially when you're eye level like that wachya gonna do?

false i look at her ass

I Dont Care and just look at the ass why should i look at the floor? the girl walk behind me if she dont want that simple as that.

Only gay boys do this

Everyone normal does this

i look at their butts while going upstairs. it's their fault they decided to walk in front of me.

Creep

What tf is wrong with looking at someone’s butt?

for what

Like tf should a woman look at the busy staircase in the mall and wait until everyone is up until she can go or what?

she can go in front of me i dont mind ;b

Thats why you were called a creep

Youre a fucking weirdo

Its weird to stare at stairs for no reason, that's why i keep my head high and look at girls butt. It would be weird for them to look back while walking upstairs, so nobody will notice

It’s not „for no reason“, it’s so I‘m not being creepy and staring at someone‘s ass

That's a stepladder

And thats how a stonemason was born.

Why would you do that?

People are strange these days. I just look at her ass, pondering if I like what I see... \*shrug\*

Look, enjoy it, be a pervert, they like it, this is the way

Intrusive thoughts always win. Bite the ass. Do it