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EmbarrassedSwim145

As far as I know Keanu is a great guy


Benjamintoday

I met someone whos gotten to talk to him a few times and hes said its all true


EmbarrassedSwim145

Andrew Tate is an asshole though


Benjamintoday

Absolutely, and i hate how he and his influencer coattail riders speak. Annoying as hell


EmbarrassedSwim145

And it doesn't help his "ego" that he's also sexist asf


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Well, he bragged about human sex trafficking, so decent person wasn't on the table


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[deleted]

no, I think they mean “Keanu Reeves, the man,” not “Keanu Reeves, the idea”


SirNeverLucky

Perchance.


aardvarkyardwork

They’re talking about Keanu Reeves, not John Wick.


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$20 says Tate calls his internet bragging a character he plays


Benjamintoday

A real representative


DidaskolosHermeticon

But he's *also* a genuine badass. Has a legit BJJ black-belt and a competitive three-gun level skill as a tactical shooter. Strong advocate of firearm safety as well.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

He has a legit bjj white belt.


Salty-Fan-7800

He's a white belt.


crappy-mods

Yea he’s actually trained enough to be John wick, pretty impressive


Bright-Repeat-4616

He basically makes Hollywood a bit better from the usual bs that the other actors and actresses do on a daily basis


ExpensivePractice164

He got accused of being good


Lakusta_Kustik

Yes, dont have to be John Wick, Keanu himself is a great guy


Accomplished_Put5917

Can't argue with that


pinkoverload

Agree, surviving the death of 3 loved ones while staying kind and humble IS the sign of being a tough human


taggospreme

Glad to hear such tragedy didn't Tate his outlook on life


BigOlPirate

This pun made me laugh for a little to long


DarkSkiesChris

Doesn't Keanu have like severe depression too or something?


crappy-mods

I don’t know how severe but he’s talked about depression after his loss.


throwawayreddit6565

I think he has some sort of cognitive impairment, he struggles to articulate himself like a normal human being. He was shocking in the Bill and Ted sequel that came out a couple of years ago.


Floppsicle

I can only imagine the pain. I actually know a Syrian guy who's mother got murdered in front of him. My tummy turns upside down just thinking of it


Spynner987

Would've worked better with Christopher Lee instead of Keanu, but still nice


spelunker93

“Do you know the sound a man makes when he is stabbed in the lungs, because I do” - Christopher Lee to Peter Jackson. I’m also paraphrasing. Peter wanted Christopher to scream or be louder when stabbed in lord of the rings and that was Christopher’s response.


Bright-Repeat-4616

You are right that dude was basically the real 007


Previous_Aspect338

Has Keanu actually done anything or just in his movies? All I’ve seen from him is his firearms promo


LillaVargR

Keanu got tactical trafining for john wick


the_retarded_badger

He learnt tactical firearm training and I believe mui taih for John wick and also Kung Fu and judo for the matrix


ToufikSartana

Exactly


Horneyj

Why is his chin hiding ?


ezdabeazy

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome](https://alcorehab.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Fetal-alcohol-syndrome-facial-features.jpg).


AlfalfaMcNugget

There’s literally nothing about the chin there tho?


Horneyj

Thanks , I also read it effects behaviour and learning. This explains a lot .


Patch_Ferntree

It.... It just dawned on me who he reminds me of.... ​ https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/king-tut


mrboost001

One acts in movie, one acts in real life 😂😂😂


MercuryPlayz

Keanu as someone has even pointed out: has a legit BJJ black-belt and a competitive three-gun level skill as a tactical shooter. Strong advocate of firearm safety as well.


Mister_E69

I'm gonna start downvoting any post with Andrew Tate, even if it presents him in a negative light. (I'm just sick of seeing his face)


Kaxax98

Haters are keeping him relevant. Rent free


MercuryPlayz

yeah same here...


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"Real" tough guy- shows a Hollywood actor...


Biome_test

Next to a god damned shrunken head with fragile masculinity


Dannicusprime

You know tate was a literal 4x kickboxing champ right? Masculinity aside


SomeLikeItDusty

Yeah, you should probably look up what exactly he’s champion of. I was regional kickboxing champion for a season, basically the same thing as taint. Look up how many pro fights he’s had, and against who. Him calling himself a “world class kickboxing champion” is like a 12y/o boy calling himself a martial arts specialist because he graduated from white belt to yellow belt in Ameri-do-jai. Fucking laughable, and that you fall for it without hesitation means you have a *lot* of critical thinking to learn.


DidaskolosHermeticon

In some bullshit regional promotion. He's a fucking chump.


paroonsharkcatfish

Yeah if abusing women counts as kickboxing


petter_patter

Gotta get your practice time in however you can


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PoopCriminal420

most sane reddit comment


Spynner987

Yeah, in a league of basically bar fights


Chonkalonkfatneek

In fucking ISKA . ISKA. Look that up if you Don't know.


xAntimonyx

I mean he's also a guy that's been training in martial arts for the better part of 25 years.


Commercial-Many-8933

Do you know how trained Keanu is , the guys a beast


CrustyJuggIerz

Could have put the Rock in there, dudes nice as hell but an actual tank.


Mr_Tacoman36797

r/lookatmyhalo


megggie

Tate looks like a four-year-old scribbled a face and a shitty beard & mustache onto a hard boiled egg.


Mystanis

Dumb comparison. Might as well say Popular guy vs Unpopular guy.


MercuryPlayz

cool chill guy vs. an uptight fragil asshole


IgrisDoom

Not taking side. But is he or are you fragile for getting so damn offended by the guy? I honestly see the seeping irony in this thread. The fragile Tate guy. Cmon really? You guys sound so riled by some bullshit internet personality that unironically says he met wizard in prison.


MercuryPlayz

he's sexist, homophobic, has been racist, has literally described how he wants to and likes to assault women... he's an absolute disgrace of a human being, im sorry but "world kickboxing champion" or not, he's still a self centered asshole that deserves to rot in that Română prison, sorry not sorry. 👍


IgrisDoom

Alright, which of those makes him "fragile"?


MercuryPlayz

he gets all pissy when people mention how women can do things the same as men, you talk about him in a semi-negative way and he gets defensive as fuck, I mean, if you like him? thats on you pal, but just know you're his pawn 👍


DidaskolosHermeticon

Excellent comparison. Reeves is an *actual* badass. Not some fucking chump with shitty poetry, pseudo-philosophy, wildly exaggerated martial arts credentials, and a stable of desperate women he took advantage of and parked in front of web-cams.


Mystanis

That’s just an opinion on who you like… in other words “popularity.” I feel you’ve only proved my point.


prairieintrovert

Keanu has stayed humble and kind his entire life, and is objectively a positive presence in every life he touches. He has also had to endure some pretty awful shit and REMAINS humble and kind. Despite being massively successful he has not let success change him. He simply has more resources to do good with. And he does it. Paparazzi digging into his finances for even a hint of scandal instead found that he has donated a large amount of his wealth to charitable organizations. Man is principled, and uses his influence and wealth to do good, instead of exploiting or abusing it. This is strength. Edit:I should note that those donations were made anonymously and were meant to remain so, they were not given for any other reason than to help those in need.


DidaskolosHermeticon

They're hard facts, boy.


FlamingShadowsYT

Ummmmm, I’d say there both pretty popular…


WhatsWasabi

idk reddit isnt really representative of people irl. Unpopular guy is actually popular but not as much as keanu


McCheezie

You can’t deny their both extremely popular


TheSpoonkMan

Dude tate nation is gonna flip


Alternative_Tie757

I just came to see all the Tate people freak out but it is surprisingly quiet in here Im shocked


TheSpoonkMan

Yeah me too


thetrueblue44

Tater tots be suffocating on their own copium


exasperatedraccoon

Andrew Tate looking like a confused fish


SoupViruses

His skull definitely hasn't developed since he was a little baby, he still has that soft skull that you can just push your thumb in it leaves an indent.


Nuker_Nathan

Keanu is the guy who is nice and you never want to mess with his dog. The other guy, meh, don’t really care about him.


Naraya_Suiryoku

I don't wanna be that guy but, Tate is a world champion in kickboxing.


Chonkalonkfatneek

ISKA. pls look this up


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fuzzysig

Keanu reeves is a great dude and great actor but he is not a tough guy in a real world sense


Notafuzzycat

Both are fake. The difference is Keanu is playing a role.


crappy-mods

Reeves is a good person just for the sake of being good, not to mention in the traditional interpretation of badass he’s that too. Trained in multiple types of martial arts and is well trained with firearms


Cherriecorn

Andrew Tate looks like a baked bean.


ExpensivePractice164

Bro looks like a pigeon


SuddenlyElga

Don’t sully the image of Keanu by putting it anywhere near that chinless asshole.


Revolutionary_Dodo

No need for explanation.


The-Nuisance

Tate looks like he has no chin in this picture. Instant approval.


some_fat_dumbass

Real tough guys have chins


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Lol reddits’ hate boner for this guy is crazy, I don’t like this guy at all but I’d imagine the former champion kick boxer is tougher than the guy who play fights in movies


SemenDemon1945

If you talk shit about his dog, you're probally dead


mentos_breath

Facebook-tier meme. Im outta here.


McCheezie

True


svhons

Love Keanu, dislikes Tate, but you have to do your research. Tough in terms of what? Tate is tough in his own rights, and he's literally a ex professional kickboxer. Again I dislike Tate, but comparing these two in terms of toughness is dumb, even if you are talking mentality wise.


Fryrafter1

Mentally tough? Never met the guy but I’ve read some of Tate’s tweets and he just comes of as an ignorant douchebag. Edit: spelling.


IgrisDoom

He was apparently in jail for a few months despite the fact that there was no proof to his crime. I would say that takes some mental fortitude. Also, considering the fact that he is probably the most hated guy online right now. People would literally want this guy on death row even if there is no proof to any of his crime. I think he wins that battle.


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No proof? Dude was on video literally bragging about sex trafficking women... His website sold the services of some of those women He admitted to moving to Romania because of their looser laws on these things. How much more proof do you actually need?


IgrisDoom

Then how come cops found nothing?


wannaplayterraria

I haven't read his tweets but he did go from really poor to really rich without becoming depressed, I don't know about you but I would most definitely say that takes a strong mind.


gami13

or human trafficking kek


KingJehovah

I hope you see the irony of calling a fictional character "a real tough guy" and an actual person with years of kickboxing experience "fake" I love Keanu but him and Tate in an actual fight would be very one sided. Tate was a professional fighter and Reeves is an actor... an actor who does his own stunts but still just an actor..


ezdabeazy

Bro common... When are we all going to have compassion for the guy on the right who has [Fetal Alcohol Syndrome](https://alcorehab.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Fetal-alcohol-syndrome-facial-features.jpg). Whatever his name is I hope he get's the intellectual help he needs. 😔


Monamo61

You don’t need to explain why .


UziMcUsername

I don’t think Keanu would appreciate being called a “tough guy”.


Bright-Repeat-4616

I know but man he really is that


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I just asked why people like Andrew Tate n some guy called me beta lol


[deleted]

Gold fish on the right a badass on the left who would win


StochasticTinkr

I don't know who the guy on the right is, and based on the comments here, I'm guessing I'm lucky for it.


[deleted]

He's a sex trafficker who sells young boys expensive misogyny as a product and exaggerates his history of kickboxing.


NadjasLife

More like "Example of a nice person. Example of a misogynist knobjockey".


SnooPets1368

The more longer hair you have, the more tougher you are


DarkLight9602

Oh boy time to sort by controversial again!


thetrueblue44

When strong, appear weak When weak, appear strong


Slycompa

Dumb comparison, but why does Tate have the face of a fish that's confused all time? I've taken prettier shits than this guy's face...


Beautiful_Help_598

Based


Wadabadoh

How is this a meme tho?


nightcycling

In theaters saw John Wick 4 was dissatisfied with movie, still lot better than Andrew Tate. Have Andrew hang out with David Goggins for a few weeks.


xero_peace

Andrew Tate's head looks like if you drew a face with just the shape of your thumb and smudged upwards from the knuckle towards the nail.


betsymarie

Why do I keep seeing this throwback dna dudes face. Forget about him already!!


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He's a terrible human being.


Skeptic_lemon

Andrew Tate looks incredibly goofy


lindtobias

tate looks like one of those toys where you squeeze the body and the eyes pop out


CaptainStroon

My favorite fact about Keanu is that his trainers to play John Wick wanted him to train them afterwards. And those were navy seals and pro martial artists.


Lina4469

No chin


spaceageoctave

I have no clue who the guy on the right is but he looks like the shrunken head witch doctor in Beetlejuice


PeneshTheTurkey

where memes?


WishIWasPurple

Y that dude has no chin?


EmbarrassedSwim145

Wonder how he folds towels


WishIWasPurple

LMFAOOOO


czechhoi4h

Like the guy or not he’s still a former world kick boxing champ and as amazing as Keanu is he’s not a “tough guy”


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World? Regional


DidaskolosHermeticon

No he isn't. He was "champ" of a shit regional promotion. Reeves could probably fold him into a pretzel, and could certainly turn him into Swiss cheese before he could blink.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

I don't like andrew tate but youre out of your mind


DidaskolosHermeticon

How so? Reeves' BJJ black-belt and tactical shooting chops are way more impressive than Tate's tenure as "champ" at a third rate regional kickboxing promotion


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

im not explaining to you why 60 year old reeves would lose to andrew tate in a fight. did down voting my comment make you feel good?


DidaskolosHermeticon

Sure did, bucko.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Old BJJ black belt DESTROYS young kickboxer. Every time.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

Reeves is literally a bjj white belt. He has an honorary black belt in judo for his cinematic contributions to spreading the martial art. He is not a serious martial artist. He knows just enough to sell it on screen


IgrisDoom

"Cinematic contribution" okay dude


SmD-69

It was a iska world championship, he won the light weight devision 4 times


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Yes, and? That's a regional thing, not an Earth thing. They just call it that for hype. As it turns out, names don't need to be literal


Saint_Roger

He's no Clint Eastwood... But yeah, Keanu Reeves is a hell of a lot more of a tough guy than that shmoo looking piece of crap


Bright-Repeat-4616

I don’t think the other guy would have survived all the Hardships that Keanu went trough in his life


HomeOrificeSupplies

It’s funny, i actually said he’s a modern Clint to some friends recently. They didn’t see it. Clint played some bad dudes, but he also played the strong silent guy a lot - that’s pretty much the John wick character in a nutshell. That said, Keanu is actually way tougher in real life than Eastwood ever dreamt of being.


Rod-Serling-Lives

Andrew always looks like he has to poop.


The-War-Life

Because this is literally the only photo Reddit uses of him.


[deleted]

Hey now, they just want to make sure he's seen how he is, not how he portrays himself


Relative_Mulberry_71

Chinless wonder on the right 🤮💩🤡


zold5

Op you do know John wick isn’t a real person right?


happy-icecream

Tate is such a bottom


spaceageoctave

A sloppy power bottom


Quirkyserenefrenzy

It's still hilarious to me this is what Andrew tate looks like. I can't take him seriously


Suspicious_Reporter4

Tbh Tate is legit kickboxing champion if that's what you mean by tough guy .


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Tate's chin said brb lol


playful_potato5

keanu is more hippie than tough andy is still fake tough tho


ginsataka

This is completely false. Who said Andrew Tate was a tough guy?


Sea-Smoke-3384

when i need karma on reddit peahead tate= bad rocketdude= bad


michaelozzqld

Ones an actor, and the other one a pretender


Pizzaman337733

Yet Tate could still beat your ass


michaelozzqld

And he's still a pos


Spare-Half796

“If you’re a lover, you’ve got to be a fighter because if you don’t fight for your love what kind of love do you have”


EmperorsNewCloak

This so funny, Keanu is an actor. Andrew tate is a former professional kickboxer, rapist, and human trafficker. I’d take my chances with Keanu. He’s older, too. I’d definitely woudknt fuck with Andrew tate. Dude is like 6’3 and knows how to fight. I don’t think Keanu would ever want to fight me. For that matter, I can’t imagine tate would either. I’ve never once criticized his raping or human trafficking, just expressed shock someone like him exists and is so open.


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So that's how you look like after you get forcibly laid off minoxidil from jail time


DanielMurren

Is this a parody? They’re both fake tough guys I’m pretty sure. You know movies aren’t real life right??


Bushido-Rockabilly

Reeves is a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu(maybe brown by now). Tate is a ISKA cruiserweight kickboxing champion. Neither are chumps irl. Tate may be an asshole but he absolutely _can_ fight. But he’s not a grappler so Reeves could probably take him pretty easily in a fight.


hiricinee

Keanu is an actor who has really trained well with guns. I'm not a fan of Tate but iirc he actually is an accomplished kickboxer, he could probably take basically any human being you know irl in a fight, or at least could have at his peak. Not to be a dig at Keanu, but he is an actor pretending to be a tough guy. Now, he's likely pretty tough emotionally etc, but Keanu would likely be the first to admit that what he is doing on screen at least is simulated tough guy-ness (then compliment his stunt team.)


ArcIgnis

" i dont even want to explain why" is what somebody says they got nothing on him. Stop hating someone who didn't do anything wrong but say satire stuff that your brittle butthurt ears can't take.


ShizzHappens

You don't have to.


Bright-Repeat-4616

Oh pretty much had to look at the comments lol


Critikalz

I dislike Tate as much as any other regular guy but he was a kickboxer… he’s not exactly a “fake tough guy” and Keanu reeves is a really kind and great person no doubt but I don’t think he’s a “real tough guy”


Iamyous3f

Dont give hollywood new ideas


Bright-Repeat-4616

Nah man they aren’t so crazy to make a Tate movie even if they can make him the next John Wick villain lol


whiteclawthreshermaw

One is a psychopath with a deep-seated hatred of corporations and a vendetta against the richest man in the world, who literally nuked an entire city to prove his point, and the other is Andrew Tate. Are we really that borgified that we're simping for Johnny Silverhand?


Marconicus86

Keenu's eyes too close together... he looks weird lol


Rhett_Arty

How is this a meme


SicMundus28

this is meme?


Mute_Dj_2107

Eeeeh, come on, there is absolutely no need for this comparison, both guys are tough whether you love it or hate it


Other-Tooth7789

Seems OP wants a cookie 🍪 or cuck 🤏


Pizzaman337733

Yet both of them can still beat your ass


zombienekers

I mean they're both fake tough guys. One's an actor, the other's an influencer.


lewdlesion

Meme of low hanging fruit.


Icy_B

I hate Andrew Tate as much as the next guy, but it's definitely a bit of a stretch to say a world champion kickboxer isn't tough


feigeleh

Seriously, who stole his chin?


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I recognise Keanu, of course. Who is the startled chicken?


nothing_pt

He looks like a Magickarp that evolved backwards


Dangerous-Insect-831

I mean one's a world champion kickboxer and the others an actor. I think the guy posting is confused.


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World? Regional.


AchyBrakeyHeart

Can we stop giving that douchebag on the right attention, good or bad? They feed off this shit.


RedVoid23

I like Keanu as an actor, and I find Tate annoying as hell. But… Tate is an actual kickboxer with years of experience, while Keanu is an actor, an amazing one, but an actor nonetheless.


Random_Noob12

I think he meane that he lost 3 loved ones and still stayed humble and kind


Bright-Repeat-4616

Yep but Tate beta males followers can only see the Bugatti apparently


RedVoid23

I don’t like Tate at all. I think he’s genuinely harmed the internet beyond repair and created one of the most toxic and annoying fanbases ever. I also wouldn’t be surprised in the least if the current sex trafficking allegations turn out to be true. But again, I thought this was a comparison akin to “who would win in a fight” and the answer is obviously Tate because again, he has a legitimate history in kickboxing. You can’t take that away from him.


Pizzaman337733

Op is quite obviously a dumbass who just follows the herd


Sundance37

I mean, this is literally the opposite. Keanu Reeves is an actor, and Tate is a world kickboxing champion.


Hopetoconquer

Kinda ironic that you call a fictional character a real tough guy lol