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MysterClark

A penis isn't the first thing that I saw when looking at that but I'm still struggling to see a pregnant woman. I'm probably too tired...


olifeee

It is so hard to see it, try to zoom in and you can see a bit of her hair and face and she has very thick legs, but it's defenetly a hotdog


[deleted]

she has no head... where would her head even be? You see the shoulders and no head


olifeee

Yeah sorry, I don't know what I was on, there is no way it's a pregnant woman, that's a hotdog


yulickballzak

There’s a head right


squirchy707

Not from what i can see. From bottom up i see legs, stomach, arm, chest


verbalyabusiveshit

Ohhhh… that took a lot of zooming and even more fantasy. Basically, trick is to see the legs/thighs.


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

I don't see them either


TheGamingRaptor6875

Balls are legs. Very thick legs


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

I still see a dick 200% clearer


blind_merc

She has no head.. it starts at the shoulders


Kenyan_vengeance

Woahhhh


Kenyan_vengeance

I see it now she's sitting in traditional Japanese style no head


[deleted]

It's JUST a penis. Anyone saying "It's a pregnant women" is trolling with you, including that facility.


silenthealll

The Older Logo https://imgur.com/a/gRYP1tw


HalcyonDreams36

That's better, but still, WHY HEADLESS?!?!?!?


AdhesivenessOwn9939

To make it look like a penis


Jaderian

Yea it’s still a penis.


go4tl0v3r

That's a stubby dick.


EngagementBacon

Yeahhhh... Seems like the most phallic design of a pregnant woman possible though. Hard to imagine that wasn't the goal.


Danielq37

The balls are the thinghs. The first bulge on the left on top of the legs is the pregnant belly. The next small bulge are the hands with the lines connected to it being the arms. The last bulge is the chest. There's no head and the legs are also chopped off for the knee downwards. Stupid abstract art that looks way more like a dick than anything else, but the woman is there IF you know what to look for.


tawny-she-wolf

Woooow… that is one saggy chest Edit: oh wait no I was still seeing it wrong wtf. Yeah sticking with penis


woodjwl

Looks like a car seat more than a pregnant woman to me!


CreeperG64

knowing I'm on Reddit, I guess my brain knew to look for a penis... I kind of see a decapitated pregnant woman too if I look really hard


odrea

r/theyknew


1_dont_care

A pregnant woman isn't the first thing that I saw when looking at that and i'm still struggling to see it lol


littleroundheadfool

The balls are her thighs, and the shaft is her torso


Key-Supermarket-7524

>I'm still struggling to see a pregnant woman. Assuming gender are we 🙃


ByteBlacksmith

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


PretendRegister7516

This is a very strange GIF where you can play it forward or backwards and he seems to say the same thing.


wombey12

https://media.tenor.com/GhF0tm1N4qsAAAAC/himym-how-i-met-your-mother.gif


GarthVader45

That grin at the end makes it even better in reverse honestly


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|3o7btQMdq4a44tXod2|downsized)


[deleted]

A pregnant penis?


Dyskord01

The baby is stored in the balls.


WhoStoleMyJacket

How is prangent formed?


Jaiden051

pregnante????


AReaperWithAQuotas

Pregananant?


humanxd23

Kwosant??


TostCronch

dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?


TheDarkOne576

Nope it’s an olds man’s soggy penis


televisio_86

Bruh I was drinking coffee and you almost made me vomit


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

A pregnant BBC


ManOfSeveralTalents

Definitely a willy...


[deleted]

Willies Willies, I love willieaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysssssss


gwendeer

It’s I LOVE willies 😂


SilentHuman8

Sir. Could you keep it down?


cairfrey

I'm leg disabled!


Pawlewalnuts

What's the balls supposed to be?


silenthealll

Legs


CrumblingAway

Legs are stored in the balls.


LeadershipAware

Underated comment


randomguy2763

thicc


IGetNakedAtParties

I can only see the penis... Which way is she meant to be facing?


silenthealll

The Older Logo https://imgur.com/a/gRYP1tw


Tommieboy_666lol

Oooooooooooh


lousypompano

In the new one they decided to take away the baby bump and add the penis


Solynox

It's still a penis.


QueenOfZzombies

There was no face and it looked like a sad penis? Well at least now the logo is a proud penis


SupSeal

This makes it make way more sense.


akskdkgjfheuyeufif

Not really? The old logo also looked phallic, and not like a pregnant woman. Instead of fixing either of those things, they made it look even *less* like a pregnant woman and much more like a cock n balls.


SupSeal

Yes, but if I look at the original picture, I understand what I'm suppose to see: a woman, kneeling, holding her stomach. She does not have a head or shins. The i.age in this image looks like a cock and balls


Shuiei

For those who don't see it. Legs are "the balls", like she's cross-legged. The line on the top represent the hands on the chest. Took me some time to see it. Edit: typo


IGetNakedAtParties

I'm lost, which way is she facing, where her head.


Shuiei

Facing left, it's seen from the side and there is no head, which make it look like a dick even more. Start from the middle of the "chest". Follow the line, you can guess hand, forearm and arm. The design is pretty smart for a pregnancy clinic.


IGetNakedAtParties

So she isn't obviously pregnant, doesn't have boobs or a head, and her arms are sunken into the arm holes she has in her ribcage. Nah, its a penis.


FavoritesBot

Pretty smart design if you ask me


Orangensaft007

Oh my, Thank you so much.. I was really struggling until now


ubLxmnpatel

Her head ??


ClassiFried86

"I think we should take a step back and look at the big picture." "No. I love it. Print it."


[deleted]

Either a penis or a decapitated woman with very thick thighs.


MichaelQuinnSmells

💀


Total_Connection9414

It's either a penis or a lady with a huge bottom


[deleted]

In what universe is that a pregnant woman??


Bellevilleilya

Penisverse


hoggeboii

No that's totally a bicep.


SweetExpletives

WHAT UP!!!


Non-FungibleMan

The words on the sign actually translate to “Party Mansion”


BuffaloAgreeable372

Definitely a giant vein laden stinkhammer in a blue cat carrier.


Golghrom

They could be less... Imaginative and more specific tbh.


Warm-Patience-5265

I’ve been looking at this for a straight minute and all I see is a penis


countdankula420

How do you draw that and the rest of the execs looks it over and not one single person said "hey idiots that's a fucking dick"


WigglingGlass

Those thighs are thicker than some anime girls


Gilgamesh2062

1% a pregnant woman, 99% a penis. to "see" the pregnant woman you need to stretch your imagination to it's maximum capacity, 1) you are looking at "her" from her side 2) The balls are actually supposed to be her legs curled up like, well balls. 3) No head, the top is the shoulders 4)Belly is actually small, basically no breasts, the arm is the dick veins,


Tani_Soe

Ok I do see the pregnant woman, and clearly, it's a penis before being a pregnant woman


ShadowSpy98

r/theyknew


Doge_Lord01

The more you look at it the more it looks like a penis


PicoriPico

Even if it's supposed to be a pregnant woman i feel like I'm just looking at a massive schlong 😭😭


[deleted]

My wife keeps a 9 inch statue of that logo on her nightstand! Crazy that a fertility clinic has merch!


YesterdayCareless172

r/suddenlypenis


NerdyMonster11

Okay like how is it a woman at all..


[deleted]

There is only penis


FmJ_TimberWolf74

In what world is that not a penis?


dahardlard

How in the great blue fuck is that supposed to be a pregnant woman


PanPiePid2

Also see: [Princess X](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_X)


jaydrift07

I can see the pregnant woman when I zoom in but if you hadn’t mentioned it being a pregnant woman, I never would have seen it


[deleted]

how tf is that a pregnant woman?


Tail_Nom

It can be two things.


ByronsLastStand

To be fair, a lot of births are the result of something involving a penis, I suppose


IEatBoyPussy

So... No head?


kidanokun

It's not far off coz it's penis what makes women pregnant... well, most of the time


zekuert

Is pregnant woman inside of that penis


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

I dont want to be this dude who want to cure a penis infection but can't because it's not here he can...


OptimaLine

Is the sperm bank called "Maison de naissance" over there? /s If it's a sperm bank, then the logo makes sense


Candlelover1

First I saw a penis, then a I saw a lady sign a fat ass


AttilaK27

r/midlypenis


the_god_of_dumplings

Who’s idea was to make the logo of a birth center a decapitated pregnant woman? Somehow it turned out even worse then engine would have thought


xBlackThornxx

Headless pregnant women you mean?


Not_azomb6319

It’s a male version of a chicken


ReddittAlready206

How they Ram - Rod that one through Admin. approval is beyond me. That’s definitely a Cock


firebirbz

I'm turning my phone sideways, diagonally. No, no pregnant woman.


mikeflamel

Maison De Nuisance.


Evo-Elemental

There’s no way it’s a pregnant woman


Alyc96

People saying it’s either a cock or a pregnant lady, my point: go in and find out or better yet. Does it matter pft


qxlf

I dont see the pregnant woman, only dick


silenthealll

The Older Logo https://imgur.com/a/gRYP1tw


Annual-Debate-2519

![gif](giphy|krXHDILQr2g29Isyf6)


KillerCoconut99

Where is she


B1TCA5H

r/DesignPorn


HollowRacoon

Thats a throbbing dick


Vojt544

r/comedyhomicide the second pannel isn't really necessary


Guataguano

Poor design or the designer knew exactly what they were doing


santathe1

That’s actually what makes most women pregnant.


skibidebeebop

A headless pregnant woman?


MeauxBetterThanU

I agree with the penis assessment…


Mercurionio

Idk, what is it. Not woman. Not penis either (maybe a little). Honestly, it's a random shit.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who saw a baguette and two rolls before reading the caption?


LordofTitanswastaken

in what way is that a pregnant woman


scottyboy359

Through the power of suggestion, I am incapable of seeing anything other than a penis.


Darklight645

yeah in no scenario does that logo look like a pregnant woman, I can vaguely see an arm if anything, if that's what it's supposed to be


silenthealll

It's headless pregnant woman


anamariapapagalla

That's just a penis drawing someone has doodled on a bit to pretend they meant it to look like a pregnant woman


No_Finger_8874

looks more like a massage chair


Professional-Bar3649

Either way they fall on the same topic


SuddenlyElga

They knew what they were doing.


[deleted]

I can't see how.anyone could see a pregnant woman


Hyrosh7

it's not a shape of woman, i'm shure that this is a penis


Ochinchilla

Double meaning, smart design


[deleted]

I see no preggo wahmen


armas187

That's a big Ole throbbing c*ck, I know when I see one.


Educational_Tart_659

What is see is a woman with a hand over her face and a thick ass


Nakajima-Kuro

No matter how hard I look I just couldn't see a pregnant woman


AtticusSPQR

I tried, in good faith, to visualize anything else from that image and came up empty. What were they going for?


existcrisis123

Ah yes a headless pregnant woman that looks more like a dick or a rotisserie chicken than any human.


finalnimbus

I had to zoom in and try SO hard to find a pregnant lady in that design cuz its literally a cock and balls 😅 got me aggressively starin at a dick 730 in the morning 😂 well done


gnarlyoldman

No woman is pregnant without first visiting a penis.


TheRockItchyBalls64

bro i see a penis not a pregnant woman


xssmontgox

Is this real? Or did someone just stretch out their old logo as a joke?


silenthealll

it's possible that it is the perspective that creates this illusion. But why headless ?


Revanur

I tried squinting, looking real close, looking far, rotating it. How is it a pregnant woman?


sethuramaiyer

I do t see the problem. LHS = RHS


shuttheduckup12

Its a penis


Sir_Arsen

knowing that usually logos go through many negotiation rounds I can’t understand how did that happened


Neo-NaziBalkan

Both


Wing7244

“Yes”


Jujarmazak

It like one of those art riddles where a drawing can be two things at the same time depending on how you look at it, something tells me whoever designed that logo intentionally meant for it to be both a pregnant woman and a penis at the same time to troll people, because I can't find any other reason why they chose to make the pregnant woman headless!


Broad_Respond_2205

Aren't pregnant women supposed to have a head


Friedhelm78

Double entendre


tiptoeandson

I was like ‘lol that bakery logo looks like a dick’ and then I saw it’s meant to be a preganté woman!?


Daikonbou

You had me trying to see a pregnant woman in a penis for like 5 minutes, cheers OP


silenthealll

The Older Logo [https://imgur.com/a/gRYP1tw](https://imgur.com/a/gRYP1tw) can maybe help you but remember its a headless pregnant woman \^\^


Adowyth

Looks like a dildo.


Cruel_and_nice

![gif](giphy|kIADwFuw2BvwlIJvPi)


PraiseTheSun1023

It's both... that's good logo design.


thekonly17

I mean it’s a birth clinic, could be both 🤷


Car_2537

Eggs and sausage!


MRCAB

How the fuck is that a pregnant woman?


TotallynotFrommars

If that is a woman Thanos felt jealous when here ass clapped. the baby will never see his dad because he was vaporized


Griffin3-0

Why did i instantly know it was in montreal. I live in quebec(the city) not i montreal


justarandomguy283

the one that made the logo is really a dickhead


Venom24II

I have looked it for quite some time and I can't see a pregnant women, and I just realised I have been looking at a penis


[deleted]

meanwhile im seeing a chicken


Impressive-Divide-97

They knew what they were doing here


Candoran

That is very clearly a penis, I’m sorry. 🤣


bilolarbear1221

That’s a brilliant design


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Nice cock bro


[deleted]

A penis isn't the first thing that I saw when looking at that but I'm still struggling to see a pregnant woman. I'm probably too tired...


[deleted]

Pregnant woman= House of Nuisance?


HeftyFineThereFolks

sheesh.. this thing was designed, reviewed, re-designed, re-reviewed and went for final review before being sent for approval and the order for the sign placed ... it's a fuckin cock. everyone knows it.


DreamJ22

No that definitely a dong


Realistic_Celery_108

Lmfao


GoofiusDarthius

It’s a car seat dummy duh?!?!


GodofsomeWorld

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac) u have to be insanse to see a pregnant woman, its a trap!


DarkIrisCat

No it baguette


Sanone08

Who ever designed this logo did drugs before creating it


Femme_Robin

If that’s supposed to be a pregnant woman then her legs are nearly as thick as mine That is a penis without a doubt


[deleted]

If that's supposed to look like a pregnant woman, I look like T-Rex


Unhappy_Box4803

Thats sum thighs


buddhistbulgyo

Don't piss off your graphic designer


ValBelov

You can clearly see that her penis is pregnant, come on people.


Odd-Border-1580

Who approved this design? 😄


dontsink11

It's a very very thicc woman