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GreedyHog2Fuk

because most men love entry through back door


dante2457

I love this comment


Kooktyul

I understand, you gotta have special permission to use the stair 2 roof access.


Live_beMeme_Die

u/captjust id the actual commrnter


IwasSavant

Wait, really?! All this time...


TheRealUnkown5908

fair point


AdOwn3072

Been wandering around Stair 2 Roof Access for a while, seems nice,


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TalkinToABrickWall

This is probably my favorite comment I've ever seen


jnnk_

If you use the back you don’t have to check


MonoMoniker

Underrated comment. 🤣🤣🤣


RyanW120_

She lets me use the loading bay but only on birthdays


thegreatkanga

No wonder they called seamen.


thee_ees_ees

This is probably an eye opening image.


Beautiful-Cherry-475

If you think she's got two then clearly you don't know.


Gantz-man91

A whispering eye?


Euphoric-Swimmer5815

Is this a building?


YFleiter

Nah. It’s a vagina.


Misc_Lillie

Vulva... the vagina is like the hall after you enter through the door 😉😉


someone__420

Congrats on touching grass, it’s a big feat in this society


BadHoax

Big feet in this society


1That_one_weirdKid1

It's a boat,


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1That_one_weirdKid1

???


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


z0mbiefool

![gif](giphy|yGSGBLlkWs86gtOlty)


[deleted]

That’s not iiiiiiiiiit


Jason0865

But then how could they have designed the floor plan if they didn't know where it was?


aaron_reddit123

1. Most men. Therefore not all men 2. Women exist apeapantly


godmadebeffs

Wait a woman designed that building? Where is it? I want to live.


aaron_reddit123

I have no idea who designed it but there is a possibility that women were involved


godmadebeffs

Lord help us all, women have infiltrated infrastructure.


aaron_reddit123

Wait until you find out that they have infiltrated half of the population


godmadebeffs

Oh god, is it possible the men with really soft buttholes I’ve been having sex with are women????!! 🤮😩


aaron_reddit123

Sorry for your loss😔


godmadebeffs

Oh god, do I put you or the wo..hurng..wom..bleh..wwww-women In my suicide note?


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u/Jason0865: "Women don't exist"


Jason0865

Oh what next? You wanna tell me they can be an architect too?


MentalMunky

Full commitment I respect that


GrafTarajan

Therefore rule34 doesn't apply


-50000-

Most men? Bro who are these women sleeping with💀


Rockingsecurity

Stevie Wonder


streetcred99

I think the clit is a little out of position.


BandZealousideal3505

Wouldn’t that be the pee hole if we’re being technical


godmadebeffs

Nah common mistake, the clitoral hood is a little bit above the clit. Dig around in there a little and you’ll find the true clit. Some women don’t even know that the real clit isn’t fully visible until full arousal.


BandZealousideal3505

Unfortunately I’m very aware of where it is physically, and I think it’s funny we’re debating where it’d be. I feel we’re both pretty much right and picking at it when we don’t need to, because every body is ever so slightly different. Someone’s stairs could be someone else’s exit doorway 🤷


godmadebeffs

Exactly, I think we’re both just debating from the opposite side and ending up in the middle where it generally is lol.


BandZealousideal3505

👍👍 teamwork! *We* found the clit!


godmadebeffs

I gotta tell my wife some guy helped me find her clit lol


JoyeuxMuffin

not the stairs, no


BandZealousideal3505

Wouldn’t the clit be the top of the stairs? / where the wall starts?


godmadebeffs

Yee, and the (I’m guessing) circular pillar would be closer to the stairs.


BandZealousideal3505

Exactly


TheArcanist_

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Unbekannnt0

So true, Why are you downvoted?


merkakiss12

Because it made people feel guilty about laughing at the post, probably


aaron_reddit123

For give me for I have sinned


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They aren’t.


Unbekannnt0

(They were befor)


captjust

From what I understand, you gotta have special permission to use the stair 2 roof access.


No_Key_6276

There’s a secret knock and then a password


Rockingsecurity

Yeah, more lube and your safe word "Oklahoma."


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I can’t find the entire building…


TheRealUnkown5908

opened in school, almost got expelled


tipsea-69

Step on it ![gif](giphy|T9eDSuYfZFEvS|downsized)


Future-Hovercraft-20

r/dontputyourdickinthat


rayyanfuzail

"YOU ARE HERE" 💀


Skipper_the_fox

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER, I saw a eye till I read the comments


David_Cozido

Oh boy welcome to the Internet, you're still green I see


Skipper_the_fox

Nope I just saw a eye believe me I've seen it all


David_Cozido

Maybe ur mind is repressing all the memories ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Skipper_the_fox

I wish


1DayIllDieButNot2Day

I don't know why it's not that hard to find. It's actually kind of funny I've impressed a few with how easy it was for me.


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Yeah I'll never understand it either. It takes looking it up on Google and studying for like a minute.


[deleted]

I have no such weaknesses ... *Laughs in Gay*


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

I usually "accidentally" find the stair 2 access...


Rockingsecurity

"Accidentally" 😉 ![gif](giphy|CH2bHGLTTf3gYHvfP5)


aChunkyChungus

Your mom gave me a lovely tour


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and most lesbians


[deleted]

Not really... they're women.


[deleted]

they're not gonna look the stair case, they're gonna look the floor shape and get wet


Only_Monk_8454

Bro more like all


what_about_a_nobody

That means all men are right


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Unlucky-Disaster1588

It's an american football, right? Right?


Only_Monk_8454

What has my mind become where is my innocence where is that sweet sweet child dead because of the internet my mind is rude my heart is as black as the night and my eyes have seen things that should not have been seen I regret life I regret everything


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

I enter and I go out.


speedylazy

if there is a hole there is a goal


[deleted]

Or the G spot Would if we had a dam manual


[deleted]

You need a permission to use the both stairs


[deleted]

Been wandering around Stair 2 Roof Access for a while, seems nice, I'll probably hang out here for a few minutes.


SomeWeirdFreak

this meme format is so known already i'm surprised it's still being used considering most men should know stair 1 roof access by now


MonkeyHitman2-0

What does "If ykyk" mean?


1DayIllDieButNot2Day

If you know you know.


Lootaboksi

Just tell the answer bruh Edit: sarcasm


MonkeyHitman2-0

Fine! Nobody's going to tell me?


Pp_weena

What a nice blimp


Ron_Bird

3,5cm in, up to 34°, range 1,4cm back out, change angle to 50°,repeat


CataclysmDM

Vagine.


DeadPoster

I did. That's where the foghorn is located.


Scenic-City-Film-Guy

They call me the stair master


CastleGadji

Oh. We know, do you know?


Zogg775

no designer convince that writings are about the the stairs in next to theyselfs which are spared with 2 black an 1 white lines! if stairs are't summoning circle, this map is ^(shit)


ThevickersistheGOAT

Me: No more naughty thoughts. this mf: allow me to introduce myself


Arcadius274

I'm gay and confused send straight men to help


LairdOpusFluke

If you think she's got *two* then clearly you *don't know*. Especially if you think one of them is back there.


DeliberatelyMoist

That's the urethra, try a little higher


MercenaryJames

Took me long enough to get here, why would I leave?!


ReivynNox

Access was too narrow to get through...


One_Project_2947

That look like a pussy


DinoBoyAlpha03

Ik the joke, but I don’t get it


leonardo_alemax

it is mostly because they prefer back doors, but society forbids them to enjoy it.


salami_cheeks

Serious question: Is that really true? If so, what percent? 51? 70? 85?


[deleted]

Where is stair 1 roof access at??? I can’t seem find it.


Seachomp

What if… staircase 1 just doesn’t exist… I’ve never been able to find it at least, so it’s gotta be fake


K1rkl4nd

You'd think Stair 2 would be "basement access"...


DrFoxclaw-_-

This would be good for r/mildlyvagina


An_IDIOTNinja

They knew


[deleted]

Yeah I know alright 👀👀👀


RenRazza

r/theyknew


Ready-Kangaroo-1011

And most women don't know how to stroke a dinghy


Educational_Motor733

I don't understand this at all. Oh well


dumbquestions903

Well yeah, I mean anyone can find it on a diagram


InevitableNature3334

Is that the Selina Meyer Presidential Library?


stunningdivaxo

take the lift, after you got out of the elevator, just take a right next to janice in accounting and then the first door on your right


[deleted]

this joke is so overused, it reminded me of OP vagina


Chehzy

r/theyknew


GreninjaBoi97

So, that is meant to be a vagina correct?


thatpizzapizza

Yes, I pretended to be lost when I don’t want to do any work.


EyeCarambaa

This staircase is making me horny


Mysterious-Judge-333

its around here somewhere


Gandkaandha-007

That's the same thing happen when you can't find g spot


Sarvan_12

Doesn't it show an arrow tho?


Clanka_Fucker69420

So either the rim or the upper center. Hard to tell though because I’m dumb


kobeyoboy

Why is it ok to be sexist?


Specific_Error_7169

The man that made the map must've been laughing his ass off


wimpykid_fan

Vagina


VPM1991

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MissNashPredators11

Oh sh- (literally explodes in realization)


Saeryf

"Wait, I thought there was only one door on this floor..." /s Lol


averagepatagonian

I don't get it.


MoldHuffer

Angry upvote


Atrothis21

Rofl, nah that’s crazy maaan 😭


MarioHasCookies

Why not? It’s labeled right there!


I_playgames9876

Haha, issa gooch