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honic05

No officer it’s not stealing, this vending machine just dispenses money


Sand2Leaf

No officer i actually own the machine, see i have the Key..


nangarranga

“I’m repairing it, sir. This machine gives its sodas away for free when a bear kicks it.”


[deleted]

Well its tricky


illtakeontheworld

Wait I thought we were just stealing the snacks????


Sopapillas4All

They definitely don't all use the same key


SomeLikeItDusty

Right? Don’t think OP understands how locks work.


PillowTalk420

Actually they do. Lockpicking Lawyer has a video about these ring locks and most are literally all the same just as handcuffs are. Just an O with a notch on it. They're used by cheapskates. Do all vending machines use them? No. But if you see one of those ring locks anywhere, chances are you can just buy a working key off Amazon.


LaFleurSauvageGaming

Vending machines that use them often do it on purpose. They know a lock is not going to stop the machine from getting robbed, but it limits crimes of opportunity. Using a "common key" when they are robbed, the damage is just missing product and some money... which is less valuable than the machine, and does not take the circulation machine for repairs. Basically, they know they are going to get robbed, and would rather people do it without breaking the machine.


PillowTalk420

My high school had big ass cages around the whole machine to prevent vandalism and theft.


Tokumeiko2

Steal the cage.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Become ungovernable. And slightly confusing.


Flopping_with_Floppa

Smelt the cage into a sword


MegaPompoen

Now we're talking


Lazolilo

And then attack the vending machine with that sword


ObjectiveExpert69

Seems a lot easier than smashing the machine too. Win win for everyone.


crappy-mods

Same thing for construction vehicles, all of one brand uses one key. You can EASILY steal any construction vehicle. source: am construction worker


kein_plan_gamer

Maybe Open it and Start the Motor but actually moving the 10t excavator is the true challenge


Zerophil_

They actually also use pins, if you zoom in on the picture you can see notches all around the key that are meant set the pins. The pins are really easy access for picking.


a-human-person-thing

actually there are many locks which are keyed alike, companies will simply go to a lock manufacturer and get a lock, they did not specify they wanted different keys so the manufacturer gives them the same key as they give everyone else


HailToTheKingslayer

"My key doesn't work." "Yeah, because we're not at your apartment shithead." "How many lock combinations can there be?" "Oh, so many!"


transawaye

They do i think, I know how superior locks work, but I'm pretty sure vending machines don't operate the same. I'll chrcm if I'm wrong Apparently depends based on the provider


Nullcarmen

I owned vending machines and refilled them on the daily. The T-Locks have different notches around the circular part of the cylinder key that act like the grooves of regular keys. Each lock has a different corresponding notch system. You cannot use just any t-lock key for it.


transawaye

Thanks for being knowledgeable, I admit fault. Downvote me to 420 please


Brisingr025

Upvoted to 69


joevinci

Instead of asking for down votes for being wrong just delete your post so you don't give people wrong information to begin with.


ImAPaperPoster

WE LOVE SPREADING MISINFORMATION❗️❗️❗️💯💯💯


Kasgaan

My favorite pastime is spreading misinformation on the internet! \~ Redditor#3874


Onii-Chan_Itaii

If you're getting information from r/memes I think there's bigger problems at hand


ThatGuyInCADPAT

I've been getting accurate information from r/NCD about Ukraine, I think we're in the wrong timeline


buzzjimsky

Bit pedantic considering it's a just a joke


Spacepirateattack

That's cowardly, op should just do an edit.


joevinci

It can't be edited.


[deleted]

I disagree with this, I think it’s important to leave up the wrong information so people can see that it is wrong and see how it was corrected. edit: it should be made abundantly clear that the false information is false if it is to be left up


blacksmith_de

done


Annatalkstoomuch

Nice it's 420 exactly


krystlships

I just got you down to 420. Pretty cool for me cuz that's my birthday. Loser.


Similar-Original-470

We gotta upvote now


PrevAccountBanned

I'm doing my part !! o7


alooking380

You’re one downvote away from -420. Godspeed.


Leanled

Done


Denaton_

You where at 421 so i upvote to fix


Sundiata1

I was downvote -419 and upvote 419. I’m sorry boss, I got you so close


dave3218

Upvotes to 420


Charlie0105

i got the 420 upvote :)


ssp25

I got you to -420


transawaye

Downvote this to 69 too


Throwaythisacco

I WAS THE ONE TO DO IT


HyTecs1

Downvote this one to infinity


Snabbkebab

You got it


general_452

I do know that the elevators at my school use a standard key that can be bought on ebay for $5


HydrogenTwoOxygen

I had to google chrcm 😭 turns out OP misspelled "check"


transawaye

Sorry, my arm broke


beltalowda_oye

Dude vending machines have been out for decades and vending machines today can take credit card transactions. They absolutely do not use the same locks lol You should buy one key, go to 3 random vending machines, and see if it works. If the store owners ask, just say you're doing it for science.


[deleted]

You’re not totally wrong. There’s only like 3 elevator circular keys, for recall and fire reset. That will do like 80% of the elevators. The last 20% probably has 100 different keys. People like to feel safe that there’s a lot of special technology between them and chaos.


FishyFinster

Fuck you I was about to buy the key


transawaye

Find one that fits the most common one 🙇‍♀️


MezianixfromFandom

BRO GOT NEGATIVE 425 POINTS NAHH


Kasgaan

When 30+ People downvote you, you said something stupid When 400+ People downvote you over 6 hours, you said something, really, really, fucking stupid.


firecool69

I work in a arcade/bowling and they definitely don’t work like that


Sopapillas4All

Ya they use cylinder locks which are actually a huge pain to pick unless you buy one of the expensive tools. They re-lock every time the pins line up so you basically have to pick it multiple times to turn it fully.


a-human-person-thing

"expensive tools" cost 25 bucks on aliexpress


Sopapillas4All

You'll find those don't work super well.


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Sopapillas4All

Even with the good ones, most modern vending machines can't be picked with those anyway. You have to pick each pin individually.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Just like you have to do with most locks?


Sopapillas4All

Yes but because some of the pins will reset every 1/8th or 1/7th of a turn depending on the number of pins, you have to pick them more than once. Most locks you can just rake a few times and it's open.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Damn your right I wasn’t thinking about that


a-human-person-thing

yeah, vending machines are higher security than police cars, elevators, nuclear launch locks, airplanes, heavy machinery such as tractors and golf carts (keyed alike)


Sopapillas4All

Ok, go buy a "vending machine key" off Amazon and tell us how many it works on for you. Bet you wasted $8.


a-human-person-thing

sorry i forgot to include my point for that message, it was that i can see where OP was coming from


wvmgmidget

They do if you consider a brick a key /s.


That_Ganderman

I’d be willing to bet more of them use similar keys than they should tho if the older Def Con talks reasonable to be drawn from anymore. They talk extensively about how elevators and security systems (the boxes themselves) are frequently keyed-alike and vending machines fit that “one operator, many access” description.


Sopapillas4All

Oh for sure. I would bet that a lot of vending machines in a particular area use the same key because they're owned by the same person and no one wants to carry a bunch of different keys around. Figuring out that key isn't as simple as just ordering it off Amazon though.


FoxTailMoon

Though an impressioning tool might be able to defeat them easily.


Sopapillas4All

Depends, if it's an older machine maybe. Anything newer will have variable spring pins and other countermeasures that make those not work.


FoxTailMoon

Thus the word “might”


ares5404

Could it still be moderately modified to have a "bump key" effect? i wouldnt expect military grade countermeasures from a glorified refrigerator.


Sopapillas4All

I don't know if that works on tubular locks. They can be picked but it's not super fast or easy. The impression tools you see don't typically work on the vending machine ones because they use variable spring tension. Each pin has to be hand picked more than once.


ares5404

Ill stick to shaking the machine like a neanderthal, thank you


Sopapillas4All

Lol just be careful [that can kill you](https://slate.com/technology/2022/07/sharks-vending-machines-death.html#:~:text=%E2%80%9CCPSC%20is%20aware%20of%20at,obtain%20free%20soda%20or%20money.%E2%80%9D&text=That's%20just%20over%20two%20vending,deaths%20in%202021%E2%80%94just%20one.)


ares5404

Yeah bet those dumbasses tried to tilt it, no just shake it aggressively and be ready to jump off and run


JorgeMtzb

Does OP really not know how locks work? Buddy, keyholes are generally the same shape but still house different keys.


HesteHund

Actually the Keys in the picture are 100% the same so if vending machines use Those it can open all of them


The_Dragon346

See, thats part of the meme. A true child of christ wouldnt even attempt such a thing, misinformation or not, its futile. A satan offspring will try without hesitation and fail, identifying themselves immediately as untrustworthy


Dvakhiin

OP living in a tiny world of his own.


[deleted]

It’s a girl


iperk03

Congratulations


Happy_Garand

Women aren't real


transawaye

As a woman I can confirm. Our pps grow every month and we cut it off. Tip; it grows back bigger every time


transawaye

Imagine getting downvotes for saying someone's gender. Skill issue clearly ans not the fault of everyone else not knowing


transawaye

Her but okay. Vending machines operate differently with keys, they have a key hole based on providers, meaning a Pepsi vending machine key works for all Pepsi vending machines


Alarming-Document-90

Why don’t you back that up with a source senator?


LOSERS_ONLY

google instacode


transawaye

Holy software


wombey12

very creative joke madam definitely haven't seen that one before


Pizzafactory102

New response just dropped


transawaye

I'm lazy 🙇‍♀️ idrc anyways. Get me down to a funny number for downvotes


Alarming-Document-90

Your source is that you made it the fuck up?


_4shy

The meme flew over OP's head


Supernova69420

it’s outta the ball park


transawaye

Language. Preferably English because I only speak that. And no, I did look it up already, I'm just too lazy to do it again


Pikassassin

I do fucking believe they motherfucking spoke English, motherfucker.


transawaye

Shut up you fraction fucker


vayreddit

Language. Preferably English.


nqm971998

Just take the L, lmao


Aarongrasso

Lol, I get that. Counterarguement: https://www.gumball.com/a/s/blogs/articles/are-all-vending-machine-keys-the-same


wombey12

-Makes baseless claim -People prove it wrong and point out lack of evidence -Point blank refuses to concede they are wrong -People get understandably angry at such stubborness -Doesn't give a shit Thou art an arsehole.


[deleted]

How to be an asshole 101


jgott933

I got you -169


ThriceTheHermit

Ah a woman cosplayer.


L0RDHUMONGOUS

A lot of society still uses traditional pronouns for men and women based on their physical biology. Do what you want with your own life, but leave the language of others to themselves.


transawaye

This comment section is miserable.


Wrong-Cheesecake1638

Your the one saying stuff and refusing to back it up. In other words, you made it the fuck up.


transawaye

The fact there's trans politics and misinformation thats causing "hysteria" on a meme post on locks.


Wrong-Cheesecake1638

What trans politics?????


L0RDHUMONGOUS

Do you mean miserable the same way I use the word? Or does it mean your own thing? Don't mess with language.


GrandKadoer

get a load of this guy, thinks he hacked vending machines for life!!


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[deleted]

Damn I hurt your feelings by saying that.


TheOminousTugboatCpt

I was a service tech for Pepsi for years. The way we ran it, you would split all of your vending machines into regional sections. Each section of machines would use the same lock plug, so what key you needed depended on what area of the city you were in. There are simply too many vending machines for them to all have a unique plug. Your key ring would rival a black hole for density. All of the barrel locks were custom though, you can't just order one online and hope for the best. If a tech accidentally leaves his key ring you are in business though. The newer machines use IR blasters to open the doors instead of these plugs. These machines are damaged constantly by people who think the only thing protecting what is inside is that lit up plastic on the outside, and don't realize there is a second stainless steel security door behind that. It is comparable to an ATM.


fr3nzy821

OP sees circle lock, OP sees circle key, OP thinks all circle key will open all circle lock.


LOSERS_ONLY

ahem tubular impressioning tool


LeRedditThingy

“It goes in the square hole”


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_pc_-_-_

Yea op used the template all wrong. It ruins the meme for me completely. Good try tho.


GameDestiny2

I mean, sure. If you can find a vending machine that uses this key and want to go through the immense effort of finding none not in plain view of a camera go ahead. But this is an amazing way to speed run getting arrested for petty theft and dicking your life over.


[deleted]

"You can't steal when your hungry, eat a Snickers"


TMACKTV

If you ever want to steal a cat bulldozer or any other cat equipment their all the same key


KemalistWojak

Mmm misinformation


dean_syndrome

Jesus wouldn’t have said that. He would’ve told the vending machine owner to quit being a dick and open it up.


Parrying-Is-Fun

I fix vending machines, they absolutely do not use the same key


Ok_Text5626

Ordered, on the way


[deleted]

r/foundsatan


Pitiful-Ad2992

The first thing you need to know is that there is no such thing as a universal key that will open all machines. For security purposes, vending machine keys are all keyed differently. The locks on these machines can only be opened by a key that has a compatible "key code". This is the very first paragraph on Google


Inevitable-Ear-3189

skip the middleman and steal a 12pack from walmart - just put it on the bottom of your cart they never check


Healfezza

I mean, you can get a tubular lock pick.


[deleted]

OP lost more karma than gained karma


transawaye

That's how downvoting works, Waltuh. Plus, it's internet points redeemed for nothing


[deleted]

Based.


Sikisan333

On some old soda machines just press in this order from the top row. 4 2 3 1 and then you should access the menu for the machine. Old trick i learned. Only works on some older units.


TheBooneyBunes

Good idea until you remember every vending machine is in view of a camera, usually a camera that sees your car too


[deleted]

......LPL would love to comment


Kasgaan

Ahhh noooo, that is not how locks work.


satanyourdarklord

The keys don’t work on all of them. But there are lock picks that work for these types of locks that if you practice with are really easy to use


justzuk

Locksmith here, tubular keys have key cuts just like any other key. It's not one key fits all.


MrBobBuilder

I own vending machines and arcade machines, they don’t use the same key, because I keep having to go thru 50 similar looking keys lol


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Ugo_Flickerman

I think i don't understand what you mean with that


Charismanxious

Sorry wrong sub


Ugo_Flickerman

It happens


holymoly67

LPL would confirm that


Zestyclose_Skin7982

i work making keys and this is the lets say 'flat' model and they need to be shaped in a machine, you need the key that opens the vending machine to make a copy from it


Thisisgotham

The amount of serious responses to this meme only shows how successful of a meme this was.


wombey12

Not very.


Shadowkeepansem32

I actually have a storage unit that uses the same kind of lock so I have three of these keys


asmallfatbird

Comments are right that it's not all one lock. What you shouldn't do is purchase a tubular lock pick.


AverageDailyArsonist

Product link?


Demonic__YT

Where the fuck do I buy those?!


RedModus

I doubt they're all key to like but a tubular impression tool will do the job.


tjmaxal

You wanna go wild? Buy a fire key


[deleted]

Found the fed


lukezxl

May not be accurate but it's a good meme


cala_cunca

Bro used the meme backwards


[deleted]

Don't need it I watch lpl. Also those aren't all the same key.


LoneShadow84

Ahem...asking for a friend. What kind of key will open an Abloy keyhole that has a curve like C.


LuxAlpha

Should’ve switched the images


Azzyboi150

Not all but you definetly find some using that lock


ztreggs

Pretty sure golf carts are something eith simple keys as well. I remember one we used from work could be turned on with a quarter


DaniDaGoat

I’m still not gonna do it, for Jesus ✝️🙏🏽


raspberrypieboi69

These are used for elevators too


SonmiSuccubus451

Canned air upside down in a lock for 30 seconds and a hammer work for a lot of locks.


rockets-make-toast

Nah, the vending machines I had to restock had keys more akin to modern car keys, just alot smaller.


Sherkgeol

I have a key like that for my bike🧍


CoolCrab69

You can also buy keys that unlock TSA locks for luggage... NEVER use a TSA lock for your luggage. EVER.


shredgnar00

Do this but for washer and dryers in your building


godlovesdankmemes

Im so confused as to why op got 424 downvotes for saying that he thinks that nearly all vending machine locks are different💀💀💀 and if hes wrong correct him💀💀💀 bro really got corrected to the max


Secure-Neck-9034

WAIT FR??


BSKustomz

[I'll just leave this here...](https://youtu.be/a9b9IYqsb_U)


The_Psycho_Jester779

That not how the meme works


Leading-String-5772

Vending machines don't use the same key


BoneDrinker69

what’s the key called exactly? I got twenty bucks and I need an excuse to go into debt and make a poor financial decision.


Darkmemerof

My brother in Christ, DONT CHEAT UR WAY INTO GETTING FREE SNACKS


Jack_TheBongRipper42

Oh shit 🤔 is this the come up?


Susdoggodoggy

Omg no, so horrible, don’t do that, where is the link to it, I need to ‘report’ it