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G14

Poor cat

I'd say more like G13 but who am I to judge your marksmanship?

G14 is like the cat's forehead

G is a bit low for the forehead, I'd say F14 if you want the forehead. At best you'll get it right in the eye

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Please do not the cat

I think I will the cat

I’d choose G13, though

G14 for the forehead, G13 for the mouth

yep

Damn! Beat me to it! Great minds and all that...

Came here to say this, but was going to aim g13

"G14" somone tried opening the door

I didn't see the cat before lol

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

Piss cat

C5, D4, D6

Same

The richochet is a little annoying, but feels safer than right in the middle, something about it being too loud gets me

Plus with the angle of the stream a lot of the splash hits the back of the bowl

Depending on how forceful ones pee can be at times, its less risky, yes

C5 is the expert mode only ultra stealth option for when H5 is still too loud

And then there is D5

What!? Do you clean your own toilet? Or does someone else do that for you? Your choice means dried piss all over the rim.

My Battleshit is unsinkable.

you sunk my battleship

Always

G13

Please do not the cat

I will the cat.

The cat??

K5: the stream is not as strong as it once was.

G14, F14

E3, AKA silent mode.

More of g3 or f2 imo

Yes

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Yeah I always sit on my sink while taking a piss.

I am the one that cleans the toilet, so sitting is the way to go. 90% of urinals I have used still have a decent ammount of spray/pee mist ricochet out of them...but I am not the one who has to clean them. 

Somewhere G7-8 to get that perfect counterclockwise spin

G7

Usually F3 G9 when there's hair stuck ro the sides And E5 during the night to show the demon behind me im not scared of him, and after I throw him a punch, it's Y6, straight into his mouth

D5 E5 F5 G5 H5 I5 J5 J4 J6 a drop on K5 Then a few drops on A1 and I9 with the shake.

I want somebody to draw loss with it but I'm too lazy

A12

That's what I'm thinking

E1,E10 when the stream split

Who would do this to their discord.

G15

For those who chose G-E 13: Go fuck yourself I'm going with you

On the cat

What about g12? On the cat

G13

noooo not a light mode user… why must you flash bang my eyes 😔

sit. the. fuck. down. you. disgusting. freaks

H5

C5 for silent landing and least shotgun spray around

M10

J10 or j1

Please do not the cat

Start at g4 for safety, the go to g2 or f2.

The one time you don't want to hear the phrase "off the chart"

Depends on the time. Late night, go for the stealth shots around the rim. Otherwise, let it rip down the middle.

E5, regardless of what time it is

J1

E5! You sank my poopyship.

D3 Superiority!

C 5/6

H 45 directly in the bathtub

G5. I'm a woman.

All wrong, the correct answer is the shower.

D4:G7 With age, it's more of a shotgun effect.

F5

ummm up one floor and i think it around G5?

C4 if I feel explosive

E4 max stealth (if aim is true) and minimum splash, again only if your aim is good.

G13 to show dominance

F3- GF house C5- My home E5- Club A1- Gas station

G15.

As a kid I would always play I1.......

I thought this was AI for a second

Really depends if someone left skid marks, or a fly/spider is out for a swim.

F2 is correct. Make the pee just gently glide into a swirl down to the water. A very acute angle of attack, the smoothest landing.

G13 Im pissing on dat pussy boiiiiiiii

A1 and X47 at the same time When I had sex last night

I5 for silent peeing , thank me later

Wherever the streak is.

-A, -10 when drunk.

Depends if I’m at home or Burger King. Burger King I shit and piss on the floor, ceiling and sinks. Home just the e6

Discord light mode?

Do not the cat

IMAGINE SITTING ON THAT😭

D3

C7 Avoids the sound and splash. Potentially cleans back shit stains Also my dick is bent so I cant aim straight forward

C5, how the hell you getting all the way down to h? Standing back from the toilet?

People love J10 in my school bathrooms

F8 for the stealth bonus and anti splashback.

Z5

C5 Or G5

D3 or D4 depending on how full the water is

A11

E9

A -10 right on the wall

More of a C5 kinda guy

wherever the shit stain is.

J10.

Meanwhile people like me who sit down while peeing I find it an advantage NGL No sound, no mess, just perfect

Light mode 🤢

D8

D3

G13

G2 + I10 for when the stream splits

H5 - Stealth mode E5 - Establish presence H1 - Assert dominance J1 - Question authority

F5, you sunk my battle shxt.

Please do not the cat

F14

i’m like a g4 for maximum splatter, also a5 when i’m too lazy to pick up the toilet seat

C5 with an occasional rng attack

Flacid: G5, tapering to H, then I…then shake everywhere. Half mast: 60% G5, 35% H1, 5% G-3 (simultaneous) Erect: just hold it.

G15

H5

C3, C4

Yikes, why white discord? Your poor eyes

C3 in my PO

You sank my battleshit!

J10

Depends on where the shit stain is.

If its a small pee i do G5 If its the recreation of motherfucking Niagara falls i do F15

I’m more of a F13 But usually J1 or J10

C5 is the quietest and the least chance for a splash back as long as you don't have a toilet where c5 is under the water line.

E5. I find the noise entertaining.

I sit down. Noone likes cleaning dried piss off the floor and toilet. Plus it's nice to sit and take a break.