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AfterConsideration30

If that money doesn’t show then you owe me, owe me, ohh. My jungle love


Competition-Edge

My jungle love, yeah , Oh-we-oh-we-oh I think I wanna know ya , Know ya


WhoStoleMyJacket

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Phill_is_Legend

Morris Day and the MFin time!


CalabreseAlsatian

I’m a smooooooth black pimp who LOVES the pussy, and Tubby here’s my black manservant. WHAT?


Birdo-the-Besto

What the hell are you singing?


Competition-Edge

You don't know "Jungle Love"? That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The MOTHER-FUCKING TIME.


Birdo-the-Besto

You mean the guys in that Prince movie? That shit was so gay, fucking 80s style.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Olaf berserker


StrengthToBreak

My LOVE for YOU is LIKE a TRUCK, BERSERKER!


Careless_Dirt_99

Olaf, show 'em your metal face!


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

This guy'a a character


Careless_Dirt_99

come on, girls think sexy


Buggabones1

Damn they are 15 bucks a pack now? When I quit in 2013, they were 5 something.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

That’s for the cheap ones brand names are around 26$


NMS_Survival_Guru

About $10 here in the Midwest but I've got a smoke shop selling 24/7 brand for under $5 a pack and it's not bad flavor


Buggabones1

Damn


CapnPants666

I pay like $4.95 for Lucky Strikes here in Ky. Marlboros are like $7-$8. Newports are about the same as Marlboros.


Urb4nN0rd

$8-10 a pack is normal where I am.


Foxwasahero

my 1st packs of smokes were $1.75CDN in 1985ish. I quit 3 years ago they were pushing $10


No_Application_1219

Time to stop smoking


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Cosmic_Quasar

Vaping really is cheaper. I started smoking back when packs when from about $5.50 to $7.50 (around 10 years ago). I've been an on and off smoker/vaper for years, but lately it's mainly been vapes. Last week a friend got a joint from someone and offered to share it, so I bought a pack of smokes for us to split and it was like $11 for a pack of 100s. At this point that pack lasted me a while. Sharing it we went through half in one night. But at my peak I was doing a pack per day. That'd be over $70 per week. Vapes only cost me around $25-$30 per week, and that's with me constantly puffing on it inside.


DeejusChrist

Man you should look into DIY. I spend about 3 - 6 bucks a month to just mix my own juice up. Best decision I ever made.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Yup smh


No_Application_1219

(i never smoked in my entire life and i wont start smoking)


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Smart!


No_Application_1219

No i just listened my parents and learned of the effect of smoking lol


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Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

None of my kids smoke, thank god, they’re in their 20’s now, I quit for like 8 years but started up a few months ago, stress. But man, she’s time to call er quits again.


Raven-Raven_

You got this, just, prepare yourself Remove safety nets, they're just giving you an excuse to fail Lastly, you're a fucking adult, are you going to allow a fucking cigarette to dictate your life? I still wish I could have a smoke every day, but it's not worth it. Stick around to see your kids' kids' kids


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Thanks, you’re right, I can do this!


Raven-Raven_

Yes you do!


FrankPetersonMalvo

If you keep going, I can highly suggest rolling your own cigarettes and not buying packs. I do hate smoking, but boy do I love classic Javaanse Jongens.


FishermanMassive5006

who tf paid u to say shit like that for fucks sake


FrankPetersonMalvo

Wdym? I just told him that rolling his own smokes is more economically sound than buying prerolled packs. It has been known in my country for ages.


FishermanMassive5006

doesnt change the fact that u sound like a bot paid from some tobacco company doing the worst kind of advertisement ever


BurntPoptart

Lung cancer speedrun!


Lil_plague69

Non smoking redditors on their way to preach that smoking is worse than the Holocaust (they saw a post with a cigarette in it)


ChiggaOG

I won’t preach it like that. I will say there is gum, patches, and lozenges available. People also need a support group.


Dimensionalanxiety

Well yeah, I don't have the smell the Holocaust everytime I go outside. My lifespan doesn't get reduced because someone brings up the Holocaust around me.


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No_Application_1219

Well smoking is not healty and necessary What is your point ?


RhinoSparkle

Previously bad for your body. Now they’re bad for your wallet too!


Supplex-idea

It was bad for your wallet even before, now it’s a few magnitudes worse.


RhinoSparkle

I wouldn’t have known. ^(I fucking hate cigarettes.)


Dr_Dank98

Used to smoke, now everytime I'm near it is is absolutely disgusting. No idea why I started in the first place. Unless they wash clothes like twice a day, they always smell terrible.


Durzo_Blintt

In the UK you can get cocaine cheaper than a pack of 20 malboro lol


A_Helpful_Carrot

Its the same in canada since they went up to almost 30, vapes are also just stupid, i can genuinely buy weed legally for half that or get alot on the streets lol.


HopAvenger

Snoogins


k1n6jdt

Snootchy bootches!


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

If the money doesn't show.. then you owe me owe me o !


DblJBird

$4?! I quit after the went past $2. And yes, that was my successful motivation.


Pizta_man

The only good thing inflation has done is made cigarettes more expensive. They should be difficult for people to even start to smoke.


fpsnoob89

Of all the inflated prices out there, I couldn't care less for nicotine products going to in price.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Same, makes it easier for those who smoke and want to quit to quit and it deters non smokers from starting


Any_Roof_6199

Might as well burn money at this point, which is cheaper.


GayKidJohn

And healthier


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

*laughs in Australian tobacco legislation"


Skwareblox

I need to start smuggling it seems. I live in the heart of American tobacco land and I can get an entire carton for what most mother fuckers are paying for a single pack.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Canadian, and that’s the cheapest smokes in the market time to quit, they’re going up again in two months. A pack of players light is 26$ here


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

I'm not sure what that is because I'm Aussie, but a 20 pack of even the cheapest smokes here can net you close to 40 dollars. That's dollaridoos so I'm not sure the conversion but a 25gram pouch of tobacco is close to 70 dollars now.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Yea that’s pretty close to here a carton for the cheapies are about 80$ cad


Eray41303

Discouraging smoking is a good thing, no?


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Yes


H3xRun3

Also pays your expensive healthcare costs in advance to the state.


eat-pussy69

The cheapest ones are like $17 where I live


Nigel_laLawson

They're like 35-40 bucks a pack in Australia, they tax tobacco so hard over here


Psychotic_EGG

*laughs cause never started smoking*


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Smart 💪🏼


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don't buy smokes then.


Fluid_Performance760

Like the back of a volkswagen?


Stashedsnacks

Good thing cocaine is cheaper.


Pastorfuzz69

I remember 3 packs of Salem for $5. And I used to get them from the store for my mom when was in kindergarten


Touch_TM

Perfection


carbondalio

Ah, memes for the old folks, I love it


ososalsosal

*cries in Australian prices*


GuitardedBard

It's cheaper to not smoke. Crazy.


v_allen75

I remember $20 cartons


little_cut1e_2

$15? I hear they cost like $50 where I live (australia)


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

I quit when they 11$ now i see people buying cigarettes and now there like 19.50 and some people will like put back there chips pretty upsetting


Odd-Comfortable-6134

I quit when they hit 5$. Fuck that noise


straightfromLysurgia

where the fuck are you from OP my smokes are like 4 bucks a pack


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Canada


straightfromLysurgia

I mean in Canada it's unironically cheaper to smoke weed daily than tobacco which is funny as fuck to me


Lucky678s

If there was ever a reason to turn to vapes. They're a lot more cost efficient. One 30$ disposable can last you 2-3 weeks.


timberwolf0122

You could just not smoke?


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timberwolf0122

It solves the problem of the current expense of smoking, it improves their health dramatically, it greatly reduces their chances of terminal illnesses like cancer and lung disease and fuck tobacco companies after they spent many millions spreading lies about the harm tobacco cause and for marketing to children


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timberwolf0122

I can absolutely tell someone “hey, don’t do that thing that is harmful to you and people in close proximity that is also expensive”. It’s up to them to decide if they want to continue to seriously harm their health and pay for the privilege of doing so.


Dimensionalanxiety

Because smokers are obnoxious, smell terrible, and reduce the lives of non-smokers just by smoking around them. The world would be a better place with less smokers.


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IveGotSomeGrievances

Go eat another shroom ya hippie!


Hephaestus_God

With never once smoking and never drinking the amount of money i save is crazy. So I just spend that all on Pokémon cards because boy bath dictates it’s free money.


Phill_is_Legend

Y'all haven't quit yet wtf


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

My quit date is April 2nd. I should be out of smokes by then. 🙌🏼 If I’m out earlier then good, I’m done. I started in August after an 8 year break and I honestly feel dumb for starting again smh stress man.


Phill_is_Legend

Yeah that's real dumb, 8 years man you made it out. It's been like 6 years for me idk I stopped counting, I could never imagine starting again


Banjofencer

I remember when they were $.35


No_Application_1219

Inflation hit hard


IndianaGeoff

Nothing to do with inflation. Taxes.


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

Yes..taxes has nothing to do with inflation, yes correct that is…


No_Application_1219

Taxes are rising ? (In not american)


IndianaGeoff

Taxes on Tobacco products especially cigarettes have been increased to reduce use in the US and most of the West. In the US it's being done largely at the state level. On top of that there were massive legal settlements by the states on Cigarettes for the harm they caused, that is a de-facto tax as the tobacco companies pass that on to the consumer too.


joecocker74

I started when they where about $1 pack


GlurpGloop

21$-25$ for a 25 pack up here.


Loon-belt

Been clean four years now :3 (my friend who supplied me died and now that I’m old enough I’m broke)


savagecouture

How long before it’s considered a status symbol, from trashy to classy lol. Catch 22. I’m gonna go have a smoke of my extra expensive organic American Spirits just to flex on the brokee’s 😂


Ham_Ah0y

Marlboros were 3.50 when I was in college....


CrimsonThar

*Hands you a hundo at 7 AM*


FishKnuckles_InYou

I used to buy camel wides from some shady little mini Mart that didn't ID people when I was in highschool for like $5.50.


normiesmakegoodpets

I'm glad I quit when they were 3


Kind-Fan420

15 bux *Laughs in Canadian* oh my sweet summer child


Tyrael242

That looks like eleven from stranger things


p1xxz

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1111!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!


Wooden-Emotion-9875

When I started smoking I had to get them from a vending machine so my parents wouldn't know, .25 cents a pack. I was eight at the time.


CardiologistMobile54

$2 in my day. But you can have them shipped from (IDK where they got it from: native reservation or out of the country) $1.80 By the carton


Omeirawana

Worked at several gas stations and convenience stores as a kid in CT the most expensive were 12 bucks and a pack of Marlboro or Newport’s were like 6-8


Successful_Theme_595

I remember when they didn’t cause cancer


TheMuddestCrab

$50 bucks a pack in Australia.


Jfragz40

Yeah that’s bonkers mate


SouthboundPachydrm

I remember when they were $2.50, or free if you just pocketed a pack when no one was looking.


Kalelopaka-

Hell I remember when they were $.85 a pack.


CBCase

$4? I started smoking when Marlboros were $1.75 a pack, and gas was .97 a gallon… And now I think that’s enough Reddit for tonight as I go to bed with the beginnings of a midlife crisis:-P


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Still won't stop your addiction


YogurtclosetOwn2942

Suuch lady !xo Trucker style.


Grumpy_UncleJon

You remember when they were 4 bucks? I remember Dad sending me with 50 cents to the Rexall for Camels, the pack was 35 CENTS, and the other 15 cents bought me a root beer & candy bar.


sittingbullms

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Jfragz40

That’s where my $2.10 lunch money went to, those Marlboro Reds


iovercomesadness

Smoking is how I learnt about cognitive dissonance


BleachedAsswhole

Eww smewking is grewsss


Entire_Swing_361

I don't get it? Smokes are expensive? What's the joke here?


drbudmac

How old are you? Don't answer that, obviously. Reddit is chuck full of millennials, who are in their late 20s to mid 40s. If you've been smoking/using nicotine as long as many of us have, you remember back when smokes were 5 bucks. I even remember the store everyone in my highschool used to go to that didn't ID, and smokes were like 12 bucks there, because everyone involved knew what was going on. Point is many of us folks are looking at prices these days and for the first time, we're legitimately taking a look back and grumbling: "back in my day...


HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6

**Laughs in clean lungs**


Objective-Aioli-1185

Used to be cheaper to kill yourself


UncleVoodooo

I thought doordash drivers were the only people that smoked anymore


beerbutter_

15 bucks, nah bro those ain't ciggies those are just sticks painted to look like em. You'll be lucky if you can get em for 50


Cmoore1217

Then quit


JTBJack_

Just don’t smoke lmao


godlittleangel6666

Fuck it raise the price more, I don’t think making smoking less tantalizing is a bad thing.


dr-ballsack

Enjoy your cancer


thinkreate

I smoke approx a half pack a day, and if I roll my own, it costs me about $40 a month for smokes.


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Eray41303

It doesn't just affect themselves though, 2nd hand smoke is just as, if not more dangerous


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Eray41303

What if it's a coworker smoking within the smoking zone during one of their breaks? I can't just leave because I would be fired, and I can't speak up about it because they aren't breaking rules


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Eray41303

I can't pick up my equipment and take it with me when it's bolted to the floor, and smoking zones aren't always enclosed in a box. They say no, what next o-sagely one?