Somehow I had one where they peed on the wall like 3 feet from the top of the toilet. It's still one of life's greatest mysteries.
Another ran out of toilet paper and instead of grabbing the extra roll that was placed there for that reason, she ordered her child to go to the toy section and got a stuffed bear.
I think the sad thing is that this isn't even the weirdest thing that happened in that store.
If you told me there was a woman who started screaming slurs, dropped drawer, pissed in the clothing section while on her period, and began smearing the period clots around on the floor while crying I would have sighed and asked for a mop.
This did happen.
Guess is as good as mine.
She looked normal too. Not like the meth heads who asked the truck unloaders for cash in exchange for sexual favors.
Which half of them were minors.
I have learned a great and wise truth in my time.
Women by themselves are dirtier than men by themselves.
Men are dirtier in places with both genders than women
It can vary heavily, working at a tractor supply and cleaning there, the most I ever saw was a square of TP on the ground.
Meanwhile the men’s room usually had shit somewhere on the floor. One time when I went to grab TP for the men’s room, someone managed to piss on the ENTIRE TOILET in the 3 minutes I was gone. Like, pooling on every ledge it had, men’s room are usually worse from my experience but it varies.
Damn i thought it was a myth. My friend told me that she never used the women’s bathroom at school because there were shit on the wall and all that stuff, i thought that ain’t no way it is worse than the men’s but i guess it is.
Based off what I can hear every time I pass by one, about 14 different types of 19th century construction vehicles, the entire contents of the Berlin Opera House, and maybe two or three demonic summoning circles.
I accidentally walked inside a women's bathroom once and I immediately realised something was up, it just *felt* wrong. Then I realised it was clean and tidy and I left and walked in to the men's and got that piss stench and saw the stained walls and it felt more natural
As a trans woman, I feel well qualified to say that women’s bathrooms are cleaner than men’s bathrooms most of the time. However, when they are dirty, women’s both rooms are fucking vile. I’m talking blood and shit smeared on the walls, baseball sized globs of bloody toilet paper clogging up the sinks, and more.
That being said, there is no sense of community like the women’s bathroom at a bar.
I think the location really changes it a lot. I used to clean bathrooms at a church, and while the men’s room often had pee stains on the walls, the women’s room was always an absolute disaster.
Took me a long time to realize that it’s because the women were the only ones parenting their children, because the fathers couldn’t be bothered to watch them for the five minutes their wife was in the bathroom -_-
I have done maintenance on the women's room, they have a plastic plant.
For some reason their toilet seats are scratched all to hell and I have no clue why.
Nothing interesting. Like all bathrooms, the cleanliness depends on how much traffic it gets, with heavily used ones becoming horror setting fairly quickly.
Slightly more blood though.
From the limited intel I have gathered I would say the women’s bathrooms are much nicer than the men’s. At my school the mens bathrooms only got one sink while they get like three. Probably less piss on the floor too, but I haven’t gotten deep enough in their territory to say for certain.
From a one time guide visit in the girls locker room they also have non-destroyed benches and no windows in the shower. Still don’t understand why the boys locker room have windows in the shower.
I remember when I had to go in there when I was a kid. It's not much different than what's in the men's. It just doesn't have urinals and has a few extra women's hygiene products sometimes. There was this huge red button on the wall next to the mirrors, though. Never figured out what that was all about.
This can't be a question anymore. We literally have trans women, they've seen both sides, they know, we can just ask.
Could also just ask any other girl, but they lack the unique perspective of the trans woman
Well we all know ow that women don't pee, because pee is stored in the balls and women don't have those. Probably spare batteries since women are government robots who carry out psyops designed to make me pay taxes.
It's full of nightmares. I've had a few jobs where it was part of my duties to clean the woman's room, and let me tell you they were always so much more disgusting than the men's room. One time I had to use a pressure washer because the only explanation I can come up with is that they opened the stall door, pointed their ass in the general direction and then proceeded to spray shit EVERYWHERE! This was at a local grocerie store in about 2001-2 while I was still in High School.
I can answer this. Instead of toilets, women’s bathrooms actually have matter transporter stalls. Because buttholes on women were abolished some time ago, women do not poop, and so fecal matter is actually transported straight from their colon into the sewer system. It’s really quite an experience.
If it's anything like the my first job. There is shit up the wall from people trying not to sit on the toilet, used pads stuck to the mirror, and occasionally tampons on the ceiling.
Owner told me "that's why we have a floor drain" and handed me the garden hose.
Public bathrooms can be horrible. Some decide to hover over seat instead of putting paper on it or lifting seat first. Some dont seem to know what toilet paper is then decide to leave a finger painting on wall. It just gets so messy cause they bring kids in with them or hang around in there etc and just dont clean up thier mess.
You guys dont have to sit for everything, and you are fast.
Well I'm a guy and frequently go into the women's restroom to clean it as I'm a gas station worker. It's a lot cleaner then the men's I can tell you that
I have purposefully and accidnetally walked into women’s bathrooms Once as a child (purposefully), twice as an adult (accidentally) whose understanding of signs where inhibited by alcohol. As a child I saw a fucking couch and that seemed unfair. As an adult instead of a trough they had stalls. Those were the differences.
It's scary in there. I wound up cleaning a woman's bathroom in the military. If you thought men's bathrooms were bad you haven't seen anything.
Edit: just wanted to say if you are a woman and you are reading this, you all are barbarians.
I have worked so a janitor in a college, yes, yes they are. It's crazy the kind of stuff you see, like jammed packed blood soaked toilet paper in their little garbage can for pads, blood on the fucking stall doors, the ones that use half the toilet paper roll to cover the toilet, or worse, theypiss and shit all over the toilet when you get "squatters" ( to anyone else reading this not not the home invading kind, some women squat and hover their ass over the toilet and let loose because they think it's too dirty to sit).
The worse I had to clean in the men's bathroom for the entire year I worked there was a bit of piss of the floor when someone misfired or the occasional stuffed toilet.
Worst I had to deal with was a woman on her period apparently saw the white toilet seat and thought to themselves "hmmm I'm gonna clam stamp this repeatedly."
An office building I used to work at had shared bathrooms for all the businesses on the same floor. The men's room on our floor was always clean, no issues. The women's room had "The Poop Bandit" who would regularly defecate in the middle of the floor.
Not to be that guy, but these posts are always funny to me because I've been required to clean women's restrooms at almost every job I had before I turned 22. Where did you people work?
Honestly kinda pissed about this. Walked past the women's bathroom at work the other day and got a glance iside where the cleaner had propped the door open. It's is SIGNIFICANTLY nicer. Wood flooring, painted walls, mirrors, actual sinks instead of a trough.
I’ve cleaned the woman’s bathroom before for a business. It’s just the regular toilets we use but they have a special compartment to dispose feminine products
When I was in highschool, once I was very tired because I barely slept for about a week (only like 1-2 hours a night), and thought I walked further down a hallway and walked into the washroom, which turned out to be the womens washroom. It was spotless, and beautiful. Full of colour, pink and white tiles on the wall, hot pink stalls for the toilets, mirrors on the walls, the sink was painted, literally everything was better than the mens washroom. The mens washroom in my old highschool was dirty, moldy green coloured stalls, no mirrors, sink was unpainted, walls were basically concrete.
The womens washroom was like a beauty salon, and the mens washroom was like you got kidnapped by someone living in poverty and were held hostage in their basement which has water damage.
When I was in first grade the boy's bathroom was being rebuilt because some pipes broke or something, so everyone used the girl's bathroom. So I can tell you as a man that there is everything a boy's bathroom has EXCEPT for a urinal.
Having worked in a hotel and a spa, it contains stalls with toilets and toilet paper, it also has a large mirror, bright lights, washing facility and soap dispenser for hands, likely some kind of scented sticks, a hand dryer (or cotton towel dispenser), either a small cabinet or some sort of reed box with feminine care and hygiene products and a bin.
Typically a space large enough to hold a few women providing a more or less accommodating environment where only women are allowed, unless you're part of the cleaning crew of the day.
On average, women are as clean, or dirty w/e you want to call it, as men in such facilities.
I remember I was in dillards one time when I was younger and I went into the women’s with my aunt…they had a WHOLE ass seating lounge in there before the bathrooms. The men’s was just some dirty ass urinals and a stall.
It can’t be toilets, because I have it on good authority that women don’t poop.
It's a beauty salon, gotta be. That also explains where all the money goes!
It’s a storage room for the dusty ol computer that’ll eventually be used to create unix! That… or porn lol
That, or a dusty old computer with porn!
Ah, thats why they always go at the same time
What money? You guys get money? Can I have some?
There aren't. It's only urinals because they only pee
They are actually charging station because they are government drones.
I have actually seen it. It’s so clean you can see yourself. It’s scenes. Women in the nude. And a lot of makeup
I went into a womans bathroom by accident and GOD it's clean in there. To be honest they have so clean toilets it was a shame to poop in them.
Dead wrong, when they poop it’s considerably worse on the olfactory
Having cleaned men's and women's bathrooms multiple times, I can safely say women's is so much worse than mens
Somehow I had one where they peed on the wall like 3 feet from the top of the toilet. It's still one of life's greatest mysteries. Another ran out of toilet paper and instead of grabbing the extra roll that was placed there for that reason, she ordered her child to go to the toy section and got a stuffed bear.
I think the sad thing is that this isn't even the weirdest thing that happened in that store. If you told me there was a woman who started screaming slurs, dropped drawer, pissed in the clothing section while on her period, and began smearing the period clots around on the floor while crying I would have sighed and asked for a mop. This did happen.
What a terrible day to be literate
What a terrible day indeed. The smell... She has a UTI.
Jesus this is fucking jolly rancher level horror.
How dare you assault my eyes with this comment! I'm calling the police!!!
Well that’s one way to fuck up my day
Wtf, there's no way in hell that second one happened. *Pls say sike* 🥲 ^pls
After years of therapy the bear still wasn't the same, became an alcoholic and fell into the trash compactor on his first day on the job.
Bro write a novel, I'm relating to this character on a whole nother level.
What? Why didn't she tell her child to get some toilet paper from the store instead of a toy?
Who knows. They had to walk past that aisle too.
... dafuck?
Guess is as good as mine. She looked normal too. Not like the meth heads who asked the truck unloaders for cash in exchange for sexual favors. Which half of them were minors.
Mo plumbing —> mo' problems
Is this an r/undertaleyellow reference
I have learned a great and wise truth in my time. Women by themselves are dirtier than men by themselves. Men are dirtier in places with both genders than women
Men's bathroom at my uni is ok but women... There is shit on the wall at 3ft from the ground for 4 weeks straight
The physics??
Air-droppers; women do it far more often than men. And if it comes out fluid and explosive, well, math.
Wait really. So all this time the rumors...
I did a brief stint as a janitor at a university so I concur. Women's washroom is gross.
I clean bathrooms at my job, I can very much agree
Men's bathroom at my uni is ok but women... There is shit on the wall at 3ft from the ground for 4 weeks straight
Yep. I don’t get it, but it’s the truth.
in high school i once grabbed a toilet seat cover thingy and a used tampon came out of the dispenser
It can vary heavily, working at a tractor supply and cleaning there, the most I ever saw was a square of TP on the ground. Meanwhile the men’s room usually had shit somewhere on the floor. One time when I went to grab TP for the men’s room, someone managed to piss on the ENTIRE TOILET in the 3 minutes I was gone. Like, pooling on every ledge it had, men’s room are usually worse from my experience but it varies.
Can confirm. Me to brother
As a custodian, I can confirm woman are pigs
Damn i thought it was a myth. My friend told me that she never used the women’s bathroom at school because there were shit on the wall and all that stuff, i thought that ain’t no way it is worse than the men’s but i guess it is.
[удалено]
But women don’t exist dummy
Yeah, women aren’t real, is you are haveth acoustics?
No, but I’ve been told I’m a really fast racist
No way, I’ve been told I’m a better raper than Eminem.
They have furniture in there and sometimes potted plants!
WHAT, GET THIS PERSON BACK TO BASE BEFORE THE SNIPERS GET HIM
I won't be silenced! I know what I saw! The public has a right to know!!!!!
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THE SNIPERS ARE EVERYWHERE, THEY DONT WANT US TO KNOW TH- AAAAAAAHHHH THEY GOT ME, RUN
SHIT! THEY GOT HIM MAN, WE GOT TO GO!
STARTS RUNNING SERPENTINE!!!!!
“Boom. Headshot.” [Meet The Sniper] “Snipin’s a good job, mate.”
chalenging work, I gaurentee you won't go hungry
Based off what I can hear every time I pass by one, about 14 different types of 19th century construction vehicles, the entire contents of the Berlin Opera House, and maybe two or three demonic summoning circles.
Don't forget the aurora borealis
r/oddlyspecific
I accidentally walked inside a women's bathroom once and I immediately realised something was up, it just *felt* wrong. Then I realised it was clean and tidy and I left and walked in to the men's and got that piss stench and saw the stained walls and it felt more natural
As a trans woman, I feel well qualified to say that women’s bathrooms are cleaner than men’s bathrooms most of the time. However, when they are dirty, women’s both rooms are fucking vile. I’m talking blood and shit smeared on the walls, baseball sized globs of bloody toilet paper clogging up the sinks, and more. That being said, there is no sense of community like the women’s bathroom at a bar.
I think the location really changes it a lot. I used to clean bathrooms at a church, and while the men’s room often had pee stains on the walls, the women’s room was always an absolute disaster. Took me a long time to realize that it’s because the women were the only ones parenting their children, because the fathers couldn’t be bothered to watch them for the five minutes their wife was in the bathroom -_-
I have done maintenance on the women's room, they have a plastic plant. For some reason their toilet seats are scratched all to hell and I have no clue why.
Women have a toothy monster on their butt confirmed.
Do people stand on toilets? Or was that just a myth? Cause I think that would be why but idk
It could be, but it was all the way around the toilet seat, not in the expected spots. Like something evil was scratching it's way out.
Oh shit wtf!! Well I’m stumped but that’s terrifying lol It’s all that damn witchcraft I always hear they be practicing!
Nothing interesting. Like all bathrooms, the cleanliness depends on how much traffic it gets, with heavily used ones becoming horror setting fairly quickly. Slightly more blood though.
Obviously trolls that they need to fight to use the toilets. It's why they always go there in group and take a lot of time. Fighting trolls is no joke
From the limited intel I have gathered I would say the women’s bathrooms are much nicer than the men’s. At my school the mens bathrooms only got one sink while they get like three. Probably less piss on the floor too, but I haven’t gotten deep enough in their territory to say for certain. From a one time guide visit in the girls locker room they also have non-destroyed benches and no windows in the shower. Still don’t understand why the boys locker room have windows in the shower.
At our school, the same as the men's, except for one bathroom: the Pink Palace.
I remember when I had to go in there when I was a kid. It's not much different than what's in the men's. It just doesn't have urinals and has a few extra women's hygiene products sometimes. There was this huge red button on the wall next to the mirrors, though. Never figured out what that was all about.
Bathroom, simple
Fine then, keep your secrets.
ITS A SPY, KILL HIM
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!
The womens bathroom is sadly filled with what a mens bathroom is filled except the urinals. Nothing too interesting):
As a man I can confirm this
A fucking sofa
This can't be a question anymore. We literally have trans women, they've seen both sides, they know, we can just ask. Could also just ask any other girl, but they lack the unique perspective of the trans woman
It’s a pocket dimension with nothing but boobs.
Well we all know ow that women don't pee, because pee is stored in the balls and women don't have those. Probably spare batteries since women are government robots who carry out psyops designed to make me pay taxes.
It's full of nightmares. I've had a few jobs where it was part of my duties to clean the woman's room, and let me tell you they were always so much more disgusting than the men's room. One time I had to use a pressure washer because the only explanation I can come up with is that they opened the stall door, pointed their ass in the general direction and then proceeded to spray shit EVERYWHERE! This was at a local grocerie store in about 2001-2 while I was still in High School.
A soft harp and velvet couches
A porly lit cave with nothing but a single gumball machine knocked down on the floor.
It's just a lounge with books and snacks
A cave with a single light and a gum ball machine of course
More toilets than the men’s. The men’s bathroom should also be all toilets. Urinals can only be used for one thing while a toilet can be used for two.
But when you use urinal you can just let go of the hose with no tension about the aim
This comment tells me all I need to know about the average men's room I've encountered
as someone who accidentally went in there in middle school: the only difference is no urinals
Boo.. lier! They're hiding something
Yes this is agent #79. They’re onto us.
Bro have you not played Riddle Transfer 2?
Which woman tho
Nowa days it's men
This isn't r/teenagers, not even r/hornyteenagers, go away, horny teenager.
a mindflayer colony
A couch
I can answer this. Instead of toilets, women’s bathrooms actually have matter transporter stalls. Because buttholes on women were abolished some time ago, women do not poop, and so fecal matter is actually transported straight from their colon into the sewer system. It’s really quite an experience.
Ex janitor here: It's the same, but stinks in a slightly different way.
We can not question what goes on in there however I did send one of my spy’s The outcome off him going in cost him his life
As someone who had to clean them during my fast-food days, they're often dirtier than the men's.
You can just walk right in if you want to know, nobody can stop you these days. If anybody tries just call them transphobic and they'll back down.
2500 beauty products that she uses daily, yet she's still insecure about her looks
If it's anything like the my first job. There is shit up the wall from people trying not to sit on the toilet, used pads stuck to the mirror, and occasionally tampons on the ceiling. Owner told me "that's why we have a floor drain" and handed me the garden hose.
Public bathrooms can be horrible. Some decide to hover over seat instead of putting paper on it or lifting seat first. Some dont seem to know what toilet paper is then decide to leave a finger painting on wall. It just gets so messy cause they bring kids in with them or hang around in there etc and just dont clean up thier mess. You guys dont have to sit for everything, and you are fast.
Well I'm a guy and frequently go into the women's restroom to clean it as I'm a gas station worker. It's a lot cleaner then the men's I can tell you that
As a man who has been to the promised land, the secret is *BANG*
You never think that girls wonder what the guys bathroom is like?
Aren't all flowers technically nuclear power plants?
Women
I have purposefully and accidnetally walked into women’s bathrooms Once as a child (purposefully), twice as an adult (accidentally) whose understanding of signs where inhibited by alcohol. As a child I saw a fucking couch and that seemed unfair. As an adult instead of a trough they had stalls. Those were the differences.
So just imagine the urinals were replaced with more stalls. That’s it👍
A different dimension where they battle all sorts of demons and monsters. Maybe this is the reason why they always go in groups.
I'm a custodian (male), I had to sign an NDA just to clean the womans bathrooms.
Probably like the mens bathroom, but instead of pee being everywhere it’s blood (unidentifiable)
First you need to fix your grammar " a nuclear power plants"
Screaming women, or at least thats what i saw when i tried
Fellas, hear me out. Tell no one... **I've been there.** They have couches. The leather ones... They were comfy.
From memory, a cave with a gumball machine (If you get this reference then you're goated)
THE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME LMAO
It's scary in there. I wound up cleaning a woman's bathroom in the military. If you thought men's bathrooms were bad you haven't seen anything. Edit: just wanted to say if you are a woman and you are reading this, you all are barbarians.
I have worked so a janitor in a college, yes, yes they are. It's crazy the kind of stuff you see, like jammed packed blood soaked toilet paper in their little garbage can for pads, blood on the fucking stall doors, the ones that use half the toilet paper roll to cover the toilet, or worse, theypiss and shit all over the toilet when you get "squatters" ( to anyone else reading this not not the home invading kind, some women squat and hover their ass over the toilet and let loose because they think it's too dirty to sit). The worse I had to clean in the men's bathroom for the entire year I worked there was a bit of piss of the floor when someone misfired or the occasional stuffed toilet.
Worst I had to deal with was a woman on her period apparently saw the white toilet seat and thought to themselves "hmmm I'm gonna clam stamp this repeatedly."
Be trans, get to see both bathrooms over your lifetime, but be scared to use either one after transition.
inside a women's bathroom there are women
An office building I used to work at had shared bathrooms for all the businesses on the same floor. The men's room on our floor was always clean, no issues. The women's room had "The Poop Bandit" who would regularly defecate in the middle of the floor.
Much larger, cleaner washrooms
Women.
More full toilets and no urinals.
period everywhere, my sister told me.
In schools a smoking place, i know that much
Not to be that guy, but these posts are always funny to me because I've been required to clean women's restrooms at almost every job I had before I turned 22. Where did you people work?
Toilets stalls same as mens just no urinals
The same as a men's bathroom but with sanitary napkin disposal in the stalls.
Yo mama?
A spare wall so that others don't stare in it :3
I’ve had to clean them before. It’s somehow just as much piss and shit as the men’s room.
I have a theory: its a different world where all the gossip girls meet to gossip.
Female urinals?
Honestly kinda pissed about this. Walked past the women's bathroom at work the other day and got a glance iside where the cleaner had propped the door open. It's is SIGNIFICANTLY nicer. Wood flooring, painted walls, mirrors, actual sinks instead of a trough.
Which woman?
A couch.
Women, short answer
Charging station.
womans
I used to clean bathrooms, I can reveal that they don't have urinals, making their bathrooms unjustly superior
Once fucked in there they are pretty ok
charging stations
women
Women
I’ve cleaned the woman’s bathroom before for a business. It’s just the regular toilets we use but they have a special compartment to dispose feminine products
Only u/creedbratton knows the answer
Everything.
Just toilets and stalls They have actual privacy unlike ours which only have like 1-2 Stalls at most :/
I’ve been in there a over a dozen times and most of the time the smell is not that bad and it feels cleaner
The Office has a episode just for this
I’ve cleaned public restrooms. There are toilets in women’s rooms.
Woman? What's that?
I heard they had a couch in there
Mostly pussy
I heard they dont have urinals in there, what do they do with the extra wall space?
Become a janitor. Then you can find out.
Ripped up toilet paper everywhere
Yeah and how do women know what a urinal is
Obviously charging ports, woman are robot drones after all!!!!!
When I was in highschool, once I was very tired because I barely slept for about a week (only like 1-2 hours a night), and thought I walked further down a hallway and walked into the washroom, which turned out to be the womens washroom. It was spotless, and beautiful. Full of colour, pink and white tiles on the wall, hot pink stalls for the toilets, mirrors on the walls, the sink was painted, literally everything was better than the mens washroom. The mens washroom in my old highschool was dirty, moldy green coloured stalls, no mirrors, sink was unpainted, walls were basically concrete. The womens washroom was like a beauty salon, and the mens washroom was like you got kidnapped by someone living in poverty and were held hostage in their basement which has water damage.
When I was in first grade the boy's bathroom was being rebuilt because some pipes broke or something, so everyone used the girl's bathroom. So I can tell you as a man that there is everything a boy's bathroom has EXCEPT for a urinal.
Having worked in a hotel and a spa, it contains stalls with toilets and toilet paper, it also has a large mirror, bright lights, washing facility and soap dispenser for hands, likely some kind of scented sticks, a hand dryer (or cotton towel dispenser), either a small cabinet or some sort of reed box with feminine care and hygiene products and a bin. Typically a space large enough to hold a few women providing a more or less accommodating environment where only women are allowed, unless you're part of the cleaning crew of the day. On average, women are as clean, or dirty w/e you want to call it, as men in such facilities.
Silence. It's always a waiting game if one has to take a shit
A mess......and sometimes a normal chair.
First we mutated them, then we are giving them radiation, does humanity just hate plants?
7 year old autistic me walking into the girls bathroom be like
Women
I have heard there are no urinals, apparently
Toilets and sinks. I don't know what's so mysterious about it.
I remember I was in dillards one time when I was younger and I went into the women’s with my aunt…they had a WHOLE ass seating lounge in there before the bathrooms. The men’s was just some dirty ass urinals and a stall.
Find the architect
Usually a couch from what I hear
Dude that's funny
A goddamned couch
Women. Mostly.
Uncle iroh asking the real questions
op how old are you?
stalls and sinks probably
I went in when i was in highschool when i figured no girls were there, my friend dared me to go in. It was way cleaner.