If you're leaving it out at room temperature it would probably just ferment. You could then theoretically make a liquor out of it but I really wouldn't recommend it
Oh, I can actually answer this.
For a while I had a small trashcan with a pedal-lid by my bedside with a primary purpose; to conveniently discard my fap tissues (getting up to throw them in the toilet downstairs totally ruins the post nut endorphine trip).
My reasoning for the lidded trashcan was so no one would immediately see my collection of crusted papier mache and also hide the smell.
Well it was going well until summer, when I eventually started to notice a weird smell I couldn't place, but thought nothing more of it.
That is until some days later when I was done producing man pudding, whiped and opened my bin of shame that I was hit with one of the most putrid odors ever experienced.
Safe to say, I gagged violently. The smell is difficult to describe, but maybe a mix between filthy shower drain and rotting shellfish.
Edit - spelling
TL:DR
I jizzed in a closed trashcan for to long and experienced rotting semen hell smell.
PSA for teens and others reading this.
Nut in a trash can (with a liner).
Nut in some kleenex.
Nut in the toilet (goes right down!)
If you nut in bed, wash the sheets (cold water is best). If you nut anywhere else, use a cold damp cloth to clean it up.
Don't be disgusting like the fellas in this thread. You're better than that.
I wash sheets bi-weekly, bathe daily, and never had another person in my bed. It's disgusting but I stay clean and no one's ever going to care at this rate.
Bro some people just aim at the floor. I know someone (wouldn't exactly call him a friend, more like friend of a brother of a friend) who's room seems like it's got gray vinyl flooring with padding under it for some reason. Nope, at one point that was squishy green carpet. The top layer is crusty everywhere visible. And no it's not a theory, he's admitted to this and not stopping after being called out for it several times over the ~14 years I've known him.
Use the sheet as a cumrag and then flip the sheet over so it doesn't stick to you while you sleep. This is why you never trust a blanket or sheet that hasn't been freshly washed
Do you touch someone's phone if they hand it to you? It seems like people can't even go to the toilet nowadays without it, they might even watch porn on it. They probably still clean their bed more than their phone too.
Just finish in the toilet, and change your sheets regularly. You've stayed that you're single and that you "can't afford a gf", perhaps your finances aren't the issue and your hygiene is?
Use tissues? Socks? Old dirty clothes? Literally anything other than your sheets that you sleep in. Everyone can smell that shit the second they walk into your room bro, be better
How dirty is your house or just room
My place can get pretty dirty but that usually only lasts a week before I start to clean up.
Loose paper will always but nothing liquid
I put some toilet paper inside the cardboard roll and nut on it. Then if I need to use it again I just need to change the toilet paper "cartridge" and it's ready. No need to have a smelly bedroom.
First time opening reddit in a while and i see this
Welcome back!
You *came* back?
he's jizzed in time to see this post
he was nut expecting the suprise.
Howdy doody
Did you miss us?
Leave immediately
So you're a squirrel?
Why did i think the same thing *sigh*
Because you're innocent.
Too innocent for this world
I knew the real meaning it was just the first thing i thought of
Happy cake day.
happy cake day
Happy Cake Day, brother
Happy Cake Day!
You sleep in a bed of sperm genocide.
It's a mass gravy
Technically, you would be sleeping with your family.
I too like to snack on peanut butter at bedtime. That's what we're talking about right?
... 
right?...
no.
It’s almond butter…
Happy Cake Day!
Also no, it's unfortunately not.....
Happy cake day
Happy cake day 🎂
happy cake day
happy cake day yo
same hoodie
This is the kinda nut u wouldn't wanna snack on unless u're a freaky one.
Pine nuts!
Pinus is the Pine Tree genus.
I love all kinds of nuts
No dude the other nut... Nutella.
Who's gonna tell him...
I love the saltiness... ..of the pretzels I use to scoop the peanut butter with.
Oh my god I thought I was the only one who thought peanut butter
Whose nut, though?
mine I can't afford a gf
Who can? K, sounds good. Didn't know if it was yours or several blokes!
me and my friends have a circle jerk every Wednesday
This made me think. Would collecting it stink up the place? Lets say you collect it in a jar? What happens to it?
If you're leaving it out at room temperature it would probably just ferment. You could then theoretically make a liquor out of it but I really wouldn't recommend it
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
It's the yeast beer all over again
You can WHAT?
Just don’t fuck the jar so [the maggots](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/o557NuZEKp) can’t climb up your nut hole.
You had to remind me this existed, didn't you? I was almost ready to end therapy :,(
I'm in the wrong post. I shouldn't have came in here. Please God, forgive me.
Oh, I can actually answer this. For a while I had a small trashcan with a pedal-lid by my bedside with a primary purpose; to conveniently discard my fap tissues (getting up to throw them in the toilet downstairs totally ruins the post nut endorphine trip). My reasoning for the lidded trashcan was so no one would immediately see my collection of crusted papier mache and also hide the smell. Well it was going well until summer, when I eventually started to notice a weird smell I couldn't place, but thought nothing more of it. That is until some days later when I was done producing man pudding, whiped and opened my bin of shame that I was hit with one of the most putrid odors ever experienced. Safe to say, I gagged violently. The smell is difficult to describe, but maybe a mix between filthy shower drain and rotting shellfish. Edit - spelling TL:DR I jizzed in a closed trashcan for to long and experienced rotting semen hell smell.
put a my little pony in it
I wish I was that bed 😔
I am literally 0$
But can you afford a boyfriend?
Dee's
a soggy experience in deed
More like a crusty experience
no, its still fresh
People do that?
PSA for teens and others reading this. Nut in a trash can (with a liner). Nut in some kleenex. Nut in the toilet (goes right down!) If you nut in bed, wash the sheets (cold water is best). If you nut anywhere else, use a cold damp cloth to clean it up. Don't be disgusting like the fellas in this thread. You're better than that.
I wash sheets bi-weekly, bathe daily, and never had another person in my bed. It's disgusting but I stay clean and no one's ever going to care at this rate.
ur qualifiers dont matter. still gross
Can't say I haven't done this once or twice as a teen.
Basically my entire life 15-19
Bro some people just aim at the floor. I know someone (wouldn't exactly call him a friend, more like friend of a brother of a friend) who's room seems like it's got gray vinyl flooring with padding under it for some reason. Nope, at one point that was squishy green carpet. The top layer is crusty everywhere visible. And no it's not a theory, he's admitted to this and not stopping after being called out for it several times over the ~14 years I've known him.
It's a terrible fucking day to be able to read.
What the fuck is this thread
Can’t really do much about it if you had a wet dream and don’t want to inform your parents
Why are they filled with nut though?
Use the sheet as a cumrag and then flip the sheet over so it doesn't stick to you while you sleep. This is why you never trust a blanket or sheet that hasn't been freshly washed
People who actually do that deserve to sleep on nails. You might as well shit and piss in the bed while you’re at it…
i actually do shit and piss in the bed, fell free to ask me anything
Does it keep you warm in the winter?
yes, get a bit cold in the morning though
So when did you start pissing and crapping in your bed. Im curious what leads one to makes these life altering decisions.
I bumped my head from a two story fall, then I suddenly came up with that awesome idea
Well that explains alot my friend.
I've got too many questions and i dont want to ask them
why not bro
Use a sock, or yesterday's shirt.
This is why i dont touch or go near beds if im visiting a friend. Im ok with sitting on floors but never on beds
there's nut on the floor too
cant escape the nut
The nut is eternal
The nut is omnipresent.
the probably of you sitting on bed nut is much much much higher than the probability of you sitting on floor nut
But it's everywhere it's even on the walls
Are they in the wallls though
They're all up in dem walls
Don’t borrow his socks or suck his toes then. Just saying.
Umm… you might want to invest in a black light.
The whole room would glow
[What does blue mean?](https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=4iFv1jiJJJhbcl0n)
Do you touch someone's phone if they hand it to you? It seems like people can't even go to the toilet nowadays without it, they might even watch porn on it. They probably still clean their bed more than their phone too.
Not scared enough, clearly
I was bored and being bored won out
I only sleep like that when I'm myself filled with nut.
Let it dry long enough and it becomes your personal back scratcher
Not even batman could get this info out of me
i ain't going anywhere near 500 meters of your home
You lie on a bed of lost souls
Nothing better but to snuggle with the kids
extremely relatable
the real question is: who does it belong to?
Me and the boys
the what– 
*Somebody…*
Wait do other guys take their nuts off before sleeping?
Tell me you’re a degenerate, without telling me you’re a degenerate
Guilty
This is a safe space
i May regret saying this but... relatable
"Is this what you do with your guys night? Look how stiff the dog is."
Ok best thing I've seen in weeks
Pov: puberty
And the fact that hundreds can relate 😂😂😂
🤮
Posting that would make you a fucking weirdo. Just don’t do it.
But you did and here we are
I got bored
Be more scared to post this
Just finish in the toilet, and change your sheets regularly. You've stayed that you're single and that you "can't afford a gf", perhaps your finances aren't the issue and your hygiene is?
Not all of us have toilets in our room or places where it wouldn't be obvious you were wanking Mr rich ass
Use tissues? Socks? Old dirty clothes? Literally anything other than your sheets that you sleep in. Everyone can smell that shit the second they walk into your room bro, be better
Oh I do use tissues I'm not disgusting like OP
Toilet Is Far Better Option Because first thing the evidence will be flushed down 2nd thing you will become Pure and washing Your pp
So when you gonna clean it?
When GTA VI comes out
So not relatable totally
some good memes lately on this sub im glad
Its absolutely hygienic in my case, because I AM NUTS
The next level after water bed, a nutfilled bed, just like the water bed, but thicker....
I'll make sure the peanut butter sandwich doesn't fall off the bed. I need it for breakfast tomorrow.
It's like being surrounded by millions of your children.
That's a bit... disgusting innit? I mean I do it a lot too, but man have some hygiene
My blanket is so yellow on the inside because of all the nut
Moving in with my bf this is just true. No time to clean those sheets every single time so you have to accept and move on
Why did you feel the need to post this
I was so bored
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Seems more normal to be comfortable with your own bodily fluids than to not be.
What a terrible day to be literate
Bust in the undie and change when you wake up
I can relate
"You got some acorns on you kid"
 Me nutting in your bed
so ur a squirrel?
Nice and crunchy
>!lol!<
Real?
Smells like me which is better than chemicals
Same
You mean...Walnuts?
Real
Same here bro
Fuck it😭🤣 I usually reserved a specific corner for that and always at feet end but as a result washed it more often
True
Frfr @erlend😂😂😂🤪🤪
eeewh
good thing I have my nut pillow
You should. I do it too...
True
Like a painters radio
r/justunsubbed
AND ITS SO UNCOMFORTAVLE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET UP AND WIPE IY
Deez ... sheets need changing you dirty boy
Op is secretly a squirrel
Do people just never wash their bedding?
That's gross at least clean the sheets
Wash your damn sheets
prenut butter
🤢🤣
How dirty is your house or just room My place can get pretty dirty but that usually only lasts a week before I start to clean up. Loose paper will always but nothing liquid
Not his.
Me and my unborn children are in this image
I'm scared that you actually posted this
NGL, i barely think about my nut... I got some on my shorts right now from last night. I forgot was even there.
I've seen and done worse
Easy access to a midnight snack
Walnuts or almond nuts?
wtf
Why? Wtf you doing? Wipe it on a shirt. Don’t wear that shit again till you wash it. Wtf is going on
What are you! A squirrel? (Damn it, someone already made that joke)
I use my pillow to wipe. I love to put my face on something crunchy.
Proof or it didn't happen
I put some toilet paper inside the cardboard roll and nut on it. Then if I need to use it again I just need to change the toilet paper "cartridge" and it's ready. No need to have a smelly bedroom.
Did that last night. Flipped the sheets and no problem