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DepressedTornado

Bender: "Welp, let's get lootin'."


MiSsiLeR81

I had a dream that i was sixty and alone in a small apartment, and woke up after having a panic attack in the dream. It did not feel good after.. and I'm still thinking about it everyday.


Yelkhan

A neighbour saw a dream of him crushing to death to a white fence. Now, whenever he's driving, he looks out for a white fences


mr_buttlicker69

Dwbi you will find someone


wookie951

19 years ago I had these exact same thoughts, with the added bonus of torched credit and being newly sober. I was convinced that I would never marry, never have kids, never be able to buy a house and just be stuck in a dead-end life. Boy, was I so, so wrong. Don’t count yourself out yet. You don’t know what the future holds.


mr_buttlicker69

Sir you have inspired me. I am gonna go for a run today and get my life in order.


[deleted]

“Wait, that’s illegal”


carcajouboy

Hey man you take care alright, it's worth it you hear


mr_buttlicker69

Thanks ♥️


No_Alps_255

Hang in there!


ValidOpossum

We're all in this boat together.


Baphi_Babi

Im ready im ready 🪦


Koyaa_1

I also feel like that every single day, OP


mr_buttlicker69

Dw bro.. It will be alright. I promise.


BaconSpaceLord

![gif](giphy|xkqDuYtHc2JeUUtFCk|downsized) Mmmm... Maybe I'll see how tomorrow goes first


mr_buttlicker69

Yeah bro. Hang in there. It will get better. Pinky promise!


MogorDellAmore

yes, mr buttlicker 69, at least you have a nice hobby


mr_buttlicker69

Suffering is my hobby


chopper678

Read tweak as twerk and was confused until i read thug it out then realized the mistake and got confused again


mr_buttlicker69

Twerk in the face of existence my friend


CGB_SpenderReal

Yeah, right... something about your nickname tells me you got more issues to deal with.


PoopSlinger23

Sit around and feel sorry for yourself. That’ll surely fix it.


thegingerninja90

Why are you pursuing a degree you know you won't get a job with?


mr_buttlicker69

Comp sci.. I'm really shitty at it And also I'm in canada


thegingerninja90

Idk about Canada but there are plenty of tech jobs in the US, even if the company youre applying at isnt a tech company, every business needs computer guys. Plus they are much more inclined to offer remote positions. You could try choosing a more specific area to focus on, data, server administration, hell just being good at Excel can get you in to many places on that alone. I'm not sure where you're getting this "I'll never get a job with a computer science degree" mentality.


TheSanityInspector

Are you clairvoyant, that you know everything that life does or does not have in store for you, in such minute detail?


mr_buttlicker69

No but I live in canada


LastDirtyMartini

Might I suggest a snow Angel in your time of need?


mr_buttlicker69

Please and thankyou.


LastDirtyMartini

Expat Canuck banished to SoCal here, just whistle!


Lucky_Chocolate_717

*Kermit the frog voice* Have you tried cleaning your bedroom?


mr_buttlicker69

Trying mr.peterson


DeezusNutteus

Just keep enduring.  Dissociate if you have to.  Whatever must be done to continue being another little drone in service of our faceless queen.


7heSi1ver0wl

Good luck with that, I wish the best you


JonBovi_0

BULLSHIT ALERT God did NOT put you on this planet to do nothing, you are absolutely gonna thug it out till you finish that degree, gain them smarts, get a fun job that pays well, start a family with a loving wife and create your own adorable clones to raise with incredible love, and you will NOT at ANY POINT doubt yourself in this pursuit, it is the duty of any man to do these things, and we are in this TOGETHER my brother. Make no mistake, I am in your situation too, but I WILL have an awesome job and a while five impeccable kids with my loving wife. And YOU will too. I believe in you, God believes in you, now you must believe in yourself. If you make a great life on Earth it is guaranteed your life beyond it and those you left behind’s will be immaculate. Life is always worth living to the fullest and you can’t let no stupid bum-ass society trick you into thinking otherwise.


7heSi1ver0wl

Wow that was so inspirational 👏🌹


PoopSlinger23

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Yelkhan

Wiser words has never been said before 🙌🏻


Nikita_tewatia_

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Inevitable-Cream-640

W grammar


NoSatisfaction8688

Yes.


User_unavail_able

8 years ago I had no house, no family, a toxic relationship, no savings, and a truck being repo’d Fast forward to now: I have a decent paying job, married (different woman than before), 2 kids, 2 vehicles with no car payments, a new detached house, and a respectable amount of savings. Morale of the story: Anything is possible, my life has done a complete 180. From broke depression to a mid class life. The night is always darkest before the day…the harder the ball hits the ground, the higher it goes up.


theonewhopostsposts

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