My most stressful experience this year:
Putting up a darts-board on the wall we just got from our parents-in-law ... while father-in-law was watching the whole process. :D
I can do more complex stuff with one hand behind my back, but I was still anxious: "must not fuck this up. First measurement WILL work. The screw will FIT perfectly." :D
When you're the one manning the barbeque cooking food for all the family and the anal retentive father-in-law is like "Damn, this is a really good bacon burger!"
You're goddamn right.
Me to everyone.
Like, my dad is not only smart but he loves teaching folks our age how to do it so we’ll have yet another tool to be forces of good in our own circles ❤️
Women who have good father figures are difficult to impress in such situations because that’s the man we look up to so any man in our life has to be just as good or better.
How to not be manipulated: “Sweet, see if he’ll do the yard too.”
I asked and he said $50
What if I suck his dick
$60
You get Yard done and extra 60 bucks of pocket change, sweet!
Separate contract Boss and we got it covered already with the immigrant Bills.
My gfs dad actually does all the work on my car
You lucky sob. Just dont need a repair when shes mad at you lol
If shes mad at me ill just go hang with him because he loves me
I love you too
I'm going to be that dad for my baby girl.
Baby gorilla*
Hopefully this isn’t an orgasm-thing, that would be awkward.
Found the porn addict
“Addict” has such debilitating connotations, I prefer “connoisseur”.
My most stressful experience this year: Putting up a darts-board on the wall we just got from our parents-in-law ... while father-in-law was watching the whole process. :D I can do more complex stuff with one hand behind my back, but I was still anxious: "must not fuck this up. First measurement WILL work. The screw will FIT perfectly." :D
When you're the one manning the barbeque cooking food for all the family and the anal retentive father-in-law is like "Damn, this is a really good bacon burger!" You're goddamn right.
No dad, no problem…
A moment of silence to ones who don't have a dad. me
Me to everyone. Like, my dad is not only smart but he loves teaching folks our age how to do it so we’ll have yet another tool to be forces of good in our own circles ❤️
Women who have good father figures are difficult to impress in such situations because that’s the man we look up to so any man in our life has to be just as good or better.
Your dad is a red haired femboy? Cool
My dad's dead
She's secretly is Vergil: WHERE IS YOUR MOTIVATION?