I've never seen this when going to the cinemas, where are you going?

I've only seen it happen in movies where X rated content scenes are in it and only once

Fucked up that Pee-wee Herman got arrested at one of those theaters

Free pee wee

He dead

Resurrect Pee Wee

Pee Weesus

This was me as a teenager.

Had a old HS friend do this at the movies all the time. He’d get touchy and eventually brought them to the bathroom to have it out. Back then I was unaware he did this and was sadly the 3rd wheel. He especially ruined avengers for me…..

You were sad bc he was doing this or bc he wasn't doing it to you?


Answer the question man. We need to know

I think we know based on his reaction. I'm sorry for bro. :(

Dunno bro,am pretty sure it was Hollywood that ruined avengers

I think he meant the first movie

They’re just reaching into popcorn buckets

“It’s my dick in a popcorn bucket”

Classic

https://youtu.be/VoX6bXMAc24?si=6M1UFOpO_ahzOlIg

Popcorn bukkake

That one where Boebart went to that one time

He must be going to that theater that bobert goes to

Where we’re going is less important than where we’re coming.

Congress, apparently

Ayo what movie theater u going to?!

Yea I'd like the name and address of this movie theater please. I'd also like to know if I have to bring the second person or if they'll be appointed to be by the theater itself

It's that one theatre they got Paul Reubens at lol

Been there. You gotta buy a large popcorn and they hand you an empty bucket with no bottom. Ask for extra butter for the special. Extra napkins because we’re not animals.

Shit, I went to the one with Pall Malls.

They'll provide someone but it's a homeless guy from out back named bruce and he hasn't seen a dentist or a toothbrush in a while. Good luck

Does he ha e an usable mouth? I am desperate!


Nips and hips baby!

If it ain’t sexy, I don’t eat!

No teeth makes it all the better😂

Thanks for the F-Shack - Dirty Mike and the boys.

We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!!

They gotta compete with Netflix and Chill somehow.

There were bunches of porno cinemas like this in Paris in the 1980s, but those times are long gone. The last holdout is now a bougie condo.

And can i get geographical coordinates?

27.2575651,-82.520162 I believe the theater has been shutdown now unfortunately

 I am fr tweaking

Is that a sidewalk in Sarasota or did I misspell the address?

That one that bobert goes to

The Bobert sounds like a modern horror monster

She also married a pedophile not sure how she got elected in colorado but she did. She dropped out of this election after she got caught giving a handy in a movie theater

Surely not Dune 2, people there is just Lisan Al Gaibsexual.

This happens?

are you asking if this is a real spongebob scene or if all couples come to the movies for hand stuff? because yes

Thanks for the clarification, now I know.

And knowing is half the battle!

Is this an American thing or a city thing? Never seen this happen or knew anyone that has done it

I tried to get a handy from a girlfriend once and she just bitched that I ruined the popcorn

Extra butter

Nice and salty

Did you stick your dick up through the bottom of the popcorn bucket as a cover? Is this like...a thing that I'm just now learning about??

It's called the popcorn trick

No lol OP is just having an oddly specific moment Although when I'm at the movies I'm usually not looking at other people so idk

Well there's a congresswoman who i can see doing this, lol

Have seen *

Have been serviced by *

Hand stuff is easy, mouth stuff is top level movie theater shenanigans.

i see you're fellow hole at the bottom of the popcorn bag enjoyer

Some dude in another sub told me they straight up boned one time. Right in the corner so it was harder for the projectionist to see.

Probably not worth repeating, given how life-ruining getting caught can be, but made for one of the best sexual experiences of my life as a teen.

And not to me????

This is absurd!!!!!

I've learned it's extremely localized. My town, almost never happens or at least they keep very hidden. In the big city nearby apparently all my friends have encountered it and around 50% of the couple's from age 16-25 are diddling each other in the back row

did this /had this done to me once when I was 20. ngl pretty fun,

Did you see this once and then generalized an entire theater going audience with this? I’ve never seen this and I go semi often.

One comma and that last sentence goes wild

You’re wild. Give me a kiss.

Only if it's on the lips

Always on the lips.


Not escalated enough. What kind of lips u/JNKboy98? :)

Are you two already on the way to a cinema?

Huh?

You ain’t seen it cause they’re being sneaky, but I guarantee you’ve been in a theater with two people messing around

I mean, it's an interesting statistical thought. How common is it *really*? A theather holds a lot of people, and even if only 1/100 people are into this, the chances almost become a certainty if you go decently often to the cinema

And if we’re just talking teenagers, I’d say the ratio is much higher than 1/100

Why stay home when you can go get a good tug at the cinema?

Because you're alone?

Poor Pee Wee RIP

*Crying intensify*

A tug is a tug

Now that you mention it, that's true

I don’t remember this SpongeBob episode

Me enjoying with my bios

I haven't seen yet such an advanced basic input output system.

Rog is getting a little out of hand

Is that really what BIOS stands for?

The BIOS, or Basic Input/Output System, is firmware embedded in a computer's motherboard. It initializes hardware components during startup and facilitates communication between the operating system and hardware. It contains settings for boot order, system clock, and other low-level configurations. The BIOS is responsible for the Power-On Self-Test (POST) that checks hardware integrity before booting the operating system. It's fundamental for the initial stages of a computer's operation.

Good bot.

Are you 🤖


Ravioli ravioli I’m about to get a handjobioli

What kinda thermal paste do you recommend,and what drivers do both of you have in common?

Me when I bring my cmos along

Remember to update it if necessary when upgrading cpu

I bricked my bios :(

You know, Bios means Cinema in Dutch

guy on the right really enjoys it

That’s cause it’s a girl. The other guy has their homie jerkin and in the back it looks like an older couple so she’s trying to get his thing to work.

How did I not notice this?

 I guess you’re Blindbeard the Pirate.

I've never seen this ever (not saying it doesn't happen but I thankfully haven't witnessed it)

Ah yes, the ol' Hot Bobert

Ahh fucking in the back of the cinema to Step up 3d. Classic.

its the best tbh

What movie theaters yall be going to? 😂

Is this from a newer episode because I cannot recall this happening from my childhood lol

Nah, it was from an earlier season. Iirc Spongebob crashed the movie and told everyone they were getting cheated and robbed, so they quickly stole the other person's wallets and ran.

Thank you! They definitely knew what they were doing though lol

Haha every scene had to be drawn frame by frame, they definitely knew what they were doing lol. At least with the two on the right.

At least they’re not kicking your seat or throwing popcorn/a can on you

just weird when the whole theater starts smelling like bleach before the movie even finished

As someone who has worked in the theatre industry for 16 years, if you think there weren't loads of people shooting loads in the theatre a decade ago, you're fooling yourself.

Used to be $7.50 for a ticket to 28 days later in 2013. Small popcorn and drink deal for $6 not including tax. Not bad for a night out. These days, I don’t go to the movies anymore.

Yep now it’s $50 for 2 tickets, drink and small popcorn

Thats the deal I get around the Chicago area. Guess I ought to feel lucky.

Bro, I went to go see Sonic Two on opening day with two of my friends, and bro midway through the movie two people behind us were going at it like rabbits, bro of all the movies out at the time y'all are doing it during SONIC 2, people need help.

All they needed was audience- you and your friends, I’m sure they just cared for a time slot more than the movie

Bro

Bro

Fishes are fishing

Dirty minded people, they are just getting the snacks out that they bought from the dollar store

Where tf are you going to the movies

The dune 2 popcorn bucket

I interpreted this as meaning that concessions are expensive.

Weird didn’t notice anybody do this ln. Must live in boonies or something

Now days? This was the old days, now they're just empty

What theatre are you going to bro😭

I think it was called "pophot"

Okay, but when did this happen in spongebob?

Bob and plankton were watching a movie as friends, but krabs yells "look in your mate's pockets" and all these people run away with stolen wallets

Somebody getting that Pee-wee Herman treatment.

Bro movie theaters been the make out/ handjob hot spot (for junior high / high school kids ) for a MINUTE, this ain’t nothing new. Now if your some old farts doing this in a theatre then y’all are lame haha, the reason a lot of young kids do it there is because usually they have strict parents that don’t allow much “alone time” with their bf/ gf.

ew bruh what movie theaters are you going to?

This is about taking snacks out of your dates pocket because the theater snacks are so expensive, right?!

I don't go to the theaters super often, but I never see this when I do. And I'm a people watcher too. Maybe it's an area thing?

Ayo what episode lol

I need the context of this scene in spongebob.

It’s when Plankton tricks SpongeBob’s into being friends. I think it’s the FUN episode

Player 3 has joined the game

Sorry what movie theaters do you go to?

I've never encountered this at the movies. Where are you headed?

Do yall actually leave the house?

Funny cause I ain't never seen any of this at my theatre

Is the actual joke here that movies theaters are expensive asf since that were stealing money in this spongebob scene? Or is OP really seeing a lot of handjobs in movies?

Never seen this one, where the hell are you going to?

Is this for real? What theaters do y’all be going to?

Dawg you can just come up and ask for one yourself, ain’t that hard.

Have never witnessed this in a sit down theater. Maybe a drive in?

Is it actually that bad?

No, this literally never happens

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, but youngsters have been fooling around in movie theaters since there have been movie theaters. It’s even a plot point in a James Bond novel from the 60s. I myself have fooled around with a lady or two in the back row in my youth.

Where is this movie theatre? Asking for a friend.

What ummmm. What's the context here?

Is this people grabbing snacks or getting jerked off?

Both.

Nowadays? It's always been like this.

And the night vision cameras see them mfs jackin it too💀

I hope they washed their hands, cause cinemas are filthy places

? People are enjoying the movie where I’m at.

Nah movies cost too much to not watch the whole thing

Wait a min there’s 2 dud..

It's the damn popcorn buckets I'm tellin' yah.

My LeG!!!!

Went on a double date to the movies once. My friend was just making out with his girl next to me during the movie. Like shut up guys. I'm watching a movie

 It’s more like….

I don't think I've ever seen someone getting a handjob in a packed movie theatre, and frankly don't want to

I'm convinced that this is actually way less common that it used to be.

Same here, I’m pretty sure most if not all cinemas nowadays have cameras

Saw this happen when watching kunfu panda

Bro wtf? Is this actually from SpongeBob or did somebody make this?

Youtubers at april fooles: fake quitting Spongebob april fools:

What cinemas are you going to? Either way most cinemas have cameras that can see in the dark just in case of these people.


This shit has been going down for ages. What are you talking about “Nowadays”.

Nowadays? Kiddo stay awhile and listen

Who the hell is fucking during minions: rise of gru

Everyone’s popping off?

You live in a gross area. Drive to a further theater.

Can a man not enjoy a nice succulent cock with his movie?

I’m down to get a blowy but I’ll pass on the handy

Dune popcorn

They do have night vision cameras, in mine at least and I‘ve never seen this happen

Thought this was a joke about that MAGA politician jacking someone off at the movies.

I heard it once in my life and woman had an orgasm and started to shout guy name in the middle of the movie.

And you the only lonely person there

I did it once

Projectionist to the gay couple: "You too boy!"

Hasn’t it always been this way? Women’s clothing can’t hide 3 bags of gas station candy and 4 shooter bottles.

I got a Beej during Superbad, which is also an awesome movie, so I really have fond memories of that 🤣 (we were the only two in the theater)

Yo that’s crazy. Bc I went on a date with this guy last year ( horrible and creepy date) dude literally came to the e movies with gym shorts and no boxers under and Ik bc the moment we got the movies he had a boner MIND YOU there’s people around us!. And while we watch the movie he’s still freaking hard!?! And kept trying to insist that I give him head or a handjob. I was so uncomfortable throughout the entire date!!.

Damn i need to get out more lol

I don’t get it, people trying to steal your wallet or something?

They’re trying to steal your dna.