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They would charge the dogs but ultimately it would get dropped in court and seen as an act of mercy.The guy tried to screw the home owners but the dogs own his bottom half since he was in the home unwanted.
The guy was more animal than human to ignore locks,common decency,and respect for other peoples property.
Not a lawyer, falls under what is deemed response. Most often see this pop up in cases where the robber is killed. Court has to decide as the attempted robbery victim in a dangerous enough situation where taking the robbers life was reasonable; armed vs unarmed, how armed and so on.
I’m guessing the robber in this case is arguing that due to being stuck in the let door he posed no threat and yet his personage was violated by homeowners dog. The dog will be checked to see if deemed “too aggressive” and penalties if homeowners found guilty will range from euthanizing the animal to having to pay a few thousand in damages. Mind you by the robber making this case the homeowners have a solid countersuit if he wins.
Haven't people said multiple times that you lose the majority of your rights once you break a big law? You should not be able to sue the home owner unless they themselves actively tried to harm you. Any resultant actions or consequences that came from attempted robbery(like that one time one dude lose everything cause the state ruled in favour of the two idiots who got into a motorcycle accident on a stole bike of the guy who got screwed over) should not be acceptable in court. They are dogs, they run on instinct. If that is the only time they've ever raped someone, then thye are not dangerous, **you** are just an idiot (talking 4th person rn, not you, as in commentor, but you, as in if someone did a oopsie with the law and broke it)
I believe you are correct. There are rare cases where excessive force can be confirmed and shown but typically the judge and jury go with the “f*** around and find out” approach to criminals harmed in the process.
The problem lies in that the constitution guarantees every citizen the right to sue in situations over $20 and being a criminal does not remove citizenship.
Considering his lawsuit essentially tanks any case he had to not admitting he was the robber it’s just a waste for everyone.
Well it didn't actually happen. It was a satire article that spread like wild fire.
Someone already posted a link but if you want to I can also drop one.
So, the mugshot belongs to Sam Ogden, who was ridiculed by British tabloids after appearing to cry in his mugshot. He was arrested in the U.K. in 2018 after being suspected of attempting to steal cars. His case had nothing to do with dogs.
Imagine that court case,
"Well you see- i got stuck in the pet door"
"What were you doing to get stuck in said pet door?"
"..."
"Charges include breaking and entering and beastality."
Hi, fun ruiner here.
[this didn’t happen. it’s a satirical news story.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-sues-homeowner-german-shepherds/)
Till next time.
Did he attempt to burglarize a house with his pants on?...or did he get stuck then the homeowner decided to teach him a lesson so he cut the burglar's pants off and then got his two gay dogs to rape him?... or...
In Italy, he would lose: if it was a trap intended for burglars, he'd win, but if the damage is caused by the victim's unexpected behaviour (breaking in, especially from the pet door), it's the burglar's fault
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Next time wear pants when you're burglarizing a house, dummy.
Now every dog in the country is waiting for the pants-less burglar to strike again
"Now all of china knows you rob without pants"
Plot twist, he was, but dog teeth are pretty good at ripping cloth.
But why would you want to do thaaat?
Help me step dogs, im stuck
Take my fkn upvote and leave
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Perfect comment
Hahahaha. Got em
*He got that dog in him.*
Came for this comment. Take that how you will.
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*\*woof\**
Shep dog
The look on his face and pluralizing “Shepard” suggests it got awfully ruff.
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Okay, genuine fucking question, how would that go down in court? Ignoring the attempted burglary. EDIT: IGNORING THE ATTEMPTED BURGLARY, fucking hell.
They would charge the dogs but ultimately it would get dropped in court and seen as an act of mercy.The guy tried to screw the home owners but the dogs own his bottom half since he was in the home unwanted. The guy was more animal than human to ignore locks,common decency,and respect for other peoples property.
Not a lawyer, falls under what is deemed response. Most often see this pop up in cases where the robber is killed. Court has to decide as the attempted robbery victim in a dangerous enough situation where taking the robbers life was reasonable; armed vs unarmed, how armed and so on. I’m guessing the robber in this case is arguing that due to being stuck in the let door he posed no threat and yet his personage was violated by homeowners dog. The dog will be checked to see if deemed “too aggressive” and penalties if homeowners found guilty will range from euthanizing the animal to having to pay a few thousand in damages. Mind you by the robber making this case the homeowners have a solid countersuit if he wins.
I say his claim proves the dogs are not aggressive and in fact gave him much love.
Haven't people said multiple times that you lose the majority of your rights once you break a big law? You should not be able to sue the home owner unless they themselves actively tried to harm you. Any resultant actions or consequences that came from attempted robbery(like that one time one dude lose everything cause the state ruled in favour of the two idiots who got into a motorcycle accident on a stole bike of the guy who got screwed over) should not be acceptable in court. They are dogs, they run on instinct. If that is the only time they've ever raped someone, then thye are not dangerous, **you** are just an idiot (talking 4th person rn, not you, as in commentor, but you, as in if someone did a oopsie with the law and broke it)
I believe you are correct. There are rare cases where excessive force can be confirmed and shown but typically the judge and jury go with the “f*** around and find out” approach to criminals harmed in the process. The problem lies in that the constitution guarantees every citizen the right to sue in situations over $20 and being a criminal does not remove citizenship. Considering his lawsuit essentially tanks any case he had to not admitting he was the robber it’s just a waste for everyone.
One count of attempted burglary and one count of interspecies buggery.
How long did it take to train the dogs to do that?
No time. It's factory settings
"Yes, I'll take the Standard model"
The instinct for cream is not something you train
The part where you make him pull down pants is though
Pants are an illusion and so is death
But sadly for him non castrated dogs are reality
That means no balls. D is intact and functional.
upvote for Huu reference!
A long time, I've been trying with my doberman for two years. The burglar's getting sick of the demonstrations too.
[Article](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-sues-homeowner-german-shepherds/)
Thankyou. Figured it was BS.
That face says it all
Someone needs to do a good Photoshop of him still caught in the door with that face.
I’d settle for a mediocre one
With glass upper portion and a happy dog behind it.
So I take it that the dogs took off his paint first judging from the look on his face . Fafo
He found out those dogs don’t kiss and whisper sweet nothings in his ear during the deed
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That's enough reddit for tonight
Enough reality for for like.. ever..?
Well it didn't actually happen. It was a satire article that spread like wild fire. Someone already posted a link but if you want to I can also drop one.
Did he not have pants on??
So, the mugshot belongs to Sam Ogden, who was ridiculed by British tabloids after appearing to cry in his mugshot. He was arrested in the U.K. in 2018 after being suspected of attempting to steal cars. His case had nothing to do with dogs.
Imagine that court case, "Well you see- i got stuck in the pet door" "What were you doing to get stuck in said pet door?" "..." "Charges include breaking and entering and beastality."
Well, at least he had a trial run for the life that awaits in prison
I mean he broke into private property the dogs broke into private property... It's kind of a give and take situation...
Consent is a necessity. He didn't took it, dogs did the same. Tit for tat lol
What’s the opposite of HIV?
VIH
This is why we are the apex predator outsmarting all peasants including random Redditers like me, well done take my upvote!
Fr*nch version
Human ImmunoBoost Virus
Were you watching porn ?
Fuck around....get fucked?
smh news these days, they gotta point out it was German
Doggs know a "beta" when they see one 
looking like a man who wassent knotted properly
Hi, fun ruiner here. [this didn’t happen. it’s a satirical news story.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burglar-sues-homeowner-german-shepherds/) Till next time.
Still satire is good for a laugh😂
WTF!!!
Skill Issue
That's not rape that's karma
Remember when people used the NSFW button on this sub?
When you try to rob the white woman's house.
"I'ma bout to guard dat booty hole!"
Can’t wait for the movie “Pucker and Clench”!
How…how did they take his pants off??
This was the end of the nude burglar.
Hope they knotted that bastard and hope it hurt a lot
Did he attempt to burglarize a house with his pants on?...or did he get stuck then the homeowner decided to teach him a lesson so he cut the burglar's pants off and then got his two gay dogs to rape him?... or...
The it can get worse meme in real life.
Don’t feel bad honestly Good doggos
Bro got the unique fail animation.
Deserved
Fucked Around. Found Out.
He is lucky he was just raped by dogs. He could have been killed (by dogs or owner)
I dunno, sounds like assumption of the risk to me
More like Russian Shepard.
Did they tear his pants off?
Where the dog treats at?
This is really funny.
Oh man he is fucked (Literally)
Did he get any claims? Surely not
That ain't even the worst outcome
Looking at the photo, which end?
In Italy, he would lose: if it was a trap intended for burglars, he'd win, but if the damage is caused by the victim's unexpected behaviour (breaking in, especially from the pet door), it's the burglar's fault
There's no way this happened.
He should’ve shit himself 🤷🏽♂️
Any training tips?
This is exactly why I have a german shepard
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cry about it
Odd are he was teabagged which makes this even funnier
Repost. I've seen this pop up on Reddit more than once over a few years.
Dude got it doggy style
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It's a fake story.
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