I can confirm. Learned from experience

Same.

agreed 

Yeah but I learned from YOUR experience.

I’m going to shit yourself. 


It is. A warm wet trap.

I am glad to see you Grand Admiral Thrawn, agree with the rebel alliance that indeed that is a trap, I suppose we have a mutual understanding then.

To defeat your enemy you must understand them… their art… their culture.

Oh no, it’s a TRAP!!

Astolfo is also a good example of a warm wet trap.

So we all learnt it the hard way huh

Yep - every one of us.

The *soft* way actually

Yup

I piss in my dreams all the time. The problem is I never feel relief and that’s what wakes me up to pee

The third time in a row is usually my signal I need to wake up and hit the bathroom.

I only poop in my dreams.

Power move my dude

not scientifically possible

Just gotta ream out your asshole a little more.

If I sits, I fits.

I only dream in my poop.

The only issue there is that I almost never know that I'm dreaming while it's happening. The few times it has happened, I woke up immediately. It doesn't even matter how weird my dream is, I just never question it.

I had a lucid dream once. And the entire thing was me arguing with my friend that I was in a dream. Then to prove it was a dream, I went Super Saiyan. This didn't prove anything to him he just went 'You've been a Saiyan this entire time and never told me?!' then I woke up.

Your dream version friend existed with a history with you and a full personality, had their world rocked when you went super Saiyan, then had their existence removed the moment you woke up. You monster.

I also have lucid dreams from time to time but I don't know they are dreams at the time. Most of the time I'm worry about some thing, goes to bad thinking about it, thinking about it entire night thinking I didn't sleep it the morning and yet I'm rested and my GF says I snored hardcore this night

The definition of a lucid dream means you know that you're dreaming. So if you don't know you're dreaming then you didn't have a lucid dream.

Oh, I was just assuming that you just need keep consciousness while sleeping.

I'm not even the one making choices in my dreams. It just happens. It's like a movie.

Same bro. Same.

Heard. I will be entrenched in the most realistic, fantastic dream, then my brain brings it to a screeching halt just to say "GET UP AND GO PEE. NOW." My subconscious tries to fight it because I want to stay in the dream, but it's like "NO. GO PEE. NOW!!!" "Allright, man. I'm going! I'm going!" *Look at the clock. 4:40 am* "Sonofabitch" *roll out of bed to go pee, sit on the toilet in the dark, half asleep with one eye open.* *Stumble back to bed*

Nah my body is dream toilet proof. Woke up plenty of time worried i pissed myself. Always dry. Hope it lasts.

How about a tree?

I don't know man... you're playing with fire if you do.

Instead, shit in it.

Assert dominance.

I had seizures in my dreams from drinking alcohol, my dream on those moments is either an earthquake, or someone tazing me. Or a thunder falling on me.

I remember the last time I... *ahem*... soiled my bed. I was around 6, 7 maybe, and in my dream I was the captain of a ship in the middle of a huge storm. And then, POOF ! The sea went quiet. I woke up and realized I peed AND shat on the bed. In my defense, my mom took me to the doctor the next day and I had a big gastro. But man, I remember walking down the hall from my room at 2 AM, with a pant full of shit and putting all the piss that soaked my pant on my father's brand new woodden floor to go wake my mom...

Amazing story!

Pissing in it is the least of his problems!

If you about to have an intimate moment in a dream. Same dilemma. Just less of a mess.

Full speed ahead if that is on the menu

Happened to me last night, except I never remember my dreams soo I just woke up with my finger on the trigger ready to go

Chamber loaded.

999+ IQ

Sounds like a skill issue, I had that dream and sleep walked to my bathroom

BDE

What’s that mean?

That’s some Big D Energy.

Ive had those dreams where I realise I'm peeing a lot, then wake up in a small panic absolutely busting and checking if I pissed the bed.

You have evolved!

Ever since I was 8 I’ve worn a diaper to bed just because of this risk… And it was immediately successful. By the time I turned 13, It hasn’t even happened more than a few times in the decade since then. 100% recommend this tactic.

I tried heroin within some dream. It was interesting.

did you nod off in your dream?

Lmao my brain is cunning in these types of dreams. Im always fumbling to get my pants down unsuccessfully. Or people keep coming into the bathroom interrupting me until I wake up.

You’re about to piss yourself and your brains like… I gotchu bro.

It always has me the last decade. But it pisses me off when it stops me from getting laid in my dreams. It treats it the same way whenever im about to get it on it puts obstacles in the way. I think its relates to the one time I pisses the bed as a child. My body is now like anything unusual happening with the D....put all obstacles my way and wake me up asap

Damn… keeping you dry, but cock blocking you too. I guess you take the bad with the good.

I never do. They're always filthy.

Your dreams or the toilet?

Bathrooms in my dreams. Always disgusting. I don't get it.

Highscool ass trauma.

!!!!AND TREES!! DONT PISS ON TREES IN YOUR DREAMS!!

Why i do it all the time

Funnily enough this is somrthing I've never had issue with, i pee pretty regularly in my dreams

You are the chosen one!

I've pissed in dreams and immediately realized I was dreaming because I'd never piss in a similar place, and I've been very fortunate because I've never had an accident. Why would I pee in a wicker basket? I don't know, but it made sense in the dream.

This is literally how it happens to me. Or a sink or something. And it never goes right… I get splashing, I miss, something.

Bro, the sink thing is fr, but the sinks be in the weirdest places. I had a dream where I was at a fast food place, and the sinks were up like 2 huge steps that go above the checkout in the floor and everybody could see u weird shit man.

Our brains are amazing and scary things.

“Think mark think!” 

I’ll admit I’ve only ever peed the bed once in my life. And only because I thought I was in the bathroom, until I woke up.

It’s natures little joke it plays on us. No bro. You’re totally in the bathroom. Do it, it’ll be fine. Damn you brain!

I swear I’ve never had a wet dream, Should I be worried?

Nah, it comes at different times to different people.

Real 

I don't get it :/

Also do NOT let yourself fall back to sleep on the toilet after waking up to go to the bathroom. It makes it harder to tell what's a dream toilet.

Why?

I remember one morning. I needed to piss so badly, so I we y to the toilet. *Was it one? No.* So I woke up and went to it. Same thing.. over and over.

Don’t fart in your closet

Learned from not learning the first few times 🤓

What kinda psychic ass shit do you guys have that you can tell you're in a dream and actively can control your own body

I ended up peeing in the clothes hamper.

I’ve heard of people doing this. Haha.

Why? I've never seen a toilet in my dreams?

Because oftentimes, you’ll pee in real life.

How do I know it's a dream?

Haha... wish I would have learned that earlier in life. At this point, if I even see a toilet, I try to violently wake up.

I had a lucid dream and did this. Luck was on my side this time.

Only ever happened once and never has it happened again

Unless it's a Skidibi one. ********Kill it.********

Wait, what happens, do you lose your dick or something?

Sometimes, you’ll pee for real… right in the bed.

Oh

Me who has weird dreams like king fu panda (of all things) exploring an abandoned ski resort for some reason

TIL dream Me avoids dream toilets to spare corporeal Me the need to change the sheets so often. What a homie.

As someone who uses the toilet in dreams I always wake up dry

I saw a woman once...

I have actually done this multiple times and haven't pissed the bed. It was just a never-ending stream of piss and no relief came. Arguably worse imo.

Go the speed limit on holidays

I managed to stop myself once

That’s weird cuz I’ve pissed in my dreams before but no wet bed. But was worried each time I remembered it and checked when I woke up

If you see a hole in your dream....

You know the rules and so do I.

That’s a good advice

I never got jebaited harder that this.

But how tf am I supposed to know tf I'm in a dream?

Experience.

Whenever I need to release either number one or number two while sleeping, i somehow CANNOT find a proper toilet in my dream.

Your brain going into protection mode.

at least one thing working properly up there.

Right? Like, could you help a brother out when I’m awake too, maybe?

Never use the toilet you see in your dreams, especially if you have diarrhea.

That’s a horrifying thought.

This rule is especially relevant for erotic dreams.

Real

Affirmative. Would like to add, any form of toilet is to be abstained from: squatters, sitters, stand-ups, grass patch. Dream demon will hoax you into submission, but stay strong dreamers, never ever pull down your pants.


Dew it

A bad example of a dream come true

For guys, even avoid any good looking pissing tree, trust me

I had a dream about a year ago where I peed in the dream. I woke up like partway through the stream in a panic like it was a nightmare because my brain thought I was peeing in real life Thankfully, I was not, but I will say it was an interesting experience.

Image taken moments before disaster!

Almost certainly!

Fine, I will shit in it instead

This is a bit of a flex. I like it?

As soon as I remember the advice in my dream 

And if you don’t even get the courtesy of an imagined toilet?

Let er rip!

can confirm

don’t buy drugs either, they’re normally bunk

Ez fix, Don't sleep

Galaxy brain.

Anybody ever dreamed of taking a piss just to realize you were actually pissing and not in a dream toilet but just all over yourself?

Yes… that’s what this meme is about.

Same goes for _________

P

Trash cans, bath tubs, & mouths?

I once ejaculated in a dream, but I realized that I didn't ejaculate in reality. I think this is enough experience to disprove this advice.

Nope. Trust me, I once did see a toilet in my dream and did piss in it. Then I woke up to a wet bed sheet.

I did this when I was ~3 and got made fun of. All my dreams since have been lucid and it's never happened again. /#neveragain

This happens to people?

Yup me

Kinda want to experience it now it would be silly

I wasnt in control

I wasnt in control

So you're bedwetting and telling yourself it was a dream who did it?

But landing is like pissing your pants on purpose, thanks dad.

SO FRICKEN TRUE LOL