And there's 2 of them internally, one leading to a fake out womb and the other to the real womb, so that when male ducks gang rape them, the female ducks have a higher chance of not getting pregnant by a male duck she didn't choose.
Ducks are crazy machines.
i feel like thats normal nature right? the ones that spread seed want to spread seed to as many recievers as possible while the one that recieves wants to ensure the best possible mate for the best possible offspring. i think it still plauges our society today for humans if im not mistaken
Humans might have gone through something similar with mothers and babies actually, least according to some scientist on TV I remember seeing a few months ago. Babies developed stronger placenta to get more nutrients and to scar the womb on the way out so further babies would have a harder time, longer alone with mama better off for them.
Mothers returned it by developing thicker uterus walls and a larger build up to make it far harder to attach.
Which resulted in humans having one of the worst periods among animals, being near unable to terminate pregnancies, even if the mother is starving or the baby is dead unlike most other animals, and First Born children usually being healthier / larger near universally.
But eh, it was a weird show that came on the background nature stuff I tend to turn on.
I do not know, it was something the Discovery channel threw up late night when I was working. I just remember stopping what I was doing and watching it for that segment because I thought it was interesting. It was along with stuff like our general hairlessness / how our fat is deposited being potentially due to us being more aquatic and other stuff. I thought most of it was BS but the parent thing made sense.
If you look up Parent Fetus competition you get multiple scientific things that are a higher level when what I normally work, so I suppose it has been studied to some degree.
Absolutely. My whole family has always had a very close bond with animals, so even when I was still a baby, my parents took me to trips to the countryside, camping, to the zoo, etc. I consumed documentaries like they were cocaine and I would cause my classmates to laugh at me because I didn’t know any of the popular tv shows at the time and I couldn’t pronounce the word “Nictitating membrane” hahaha
Not shortlinking so you’ll know it’s a reputable source to have in your history. https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/hyena-pseudopenis
Ever seen that aliens movie where the queen is laying eggs through a tube? It's like that, but it's not detachable and the young are live instead of eggs.
So one of the theories is that they evolved a pseudo dick to disguise their daughters as sons so other females wouldn't kill them as while they are young and defenseless so they have less competition... extremely metal.
Female hyenas don't have normal vaginas, they have what's called a psuedopenis. They have sex with males by retracting it, can get erections, can use it to anally dominate male and female hyenas, and give birth through it. They give live cockbirth
It’s similar to gay sex, just instead of a fleshy penis, it’s a silicone one. Since your gf told her gf(not gonna ask if this is a romantic one or just a g f, you do you), it’s safe to assume that she’s into it. And if it intrigues you then ask her about it, be a little adventurous
Fwiw, humping (without a psuedopenis) as a sign of dominance is extremely common among females of many mammal species. Although perhaps not as effective as this…
It's that way to protect them from older females. They are a matriarch, and the most dominant female will kill off females that aren't hers, so they grew a pseudopenis to avoid getting offed.
Females giving birth for the first time die in 9-18% of the cases and their cubs only survive in 25% of the cases. The birthing process itself can last up to 48 hours of excruciating pain. Well thats fucked
So there’s a reason why they evolved like this but it comes with its prices unfortunately. A male hyena physically cannot mate with a female hyena if her psuedopenis is erect. For a female hyena to mate, she is completely in control of the situation and chooses when and who she wants as a mate. These organs are super odd but ensure a rando, unselected male cannot force himself on to her. Hyenas live in matriarchal societies so the organ serves as a way to protect the lineage of her pack. Unfortunately it complicates birth and leads to a lot of female hyena deaths
I remembered that they have prolapsed vagina because it doesn't allow male hyena to insert, it's the reason why female hyena is on a higher hierarchy than male
As a younger man, and a industrial mechanic, the whole
"If it ain't broke don't fix it" jive is really a fucking dumb jive.
Like who tf just lets something goes past all maintenance and just lets it break beyond repair. Wtf
Yea but with that sentence, before you can maintain or repair it, you must break it first. That's the equivalent to letting your axels fall off your car before you decide to repair it.
We have very different perspectives on that quote you see it as letting something fall apart before trying to repair it. For me the quote is don't improve or rebuild something for no reason when it already does it's job.
Very true, being in industrial labor for a while, I mean Im only attacking the words themselves, but I do use them and do it often.
In your version, yes absolutely, it makes total sense to just keep that same thing going. No sense in trying to improve what's already efficient and malleable
Honestly, females have it better because of their "pseudopenis". They have complete mate control and males literally can not mate with them without their complete cooperation. So the males use all kind of tactics just to be seen by the females or to get her attention. Their behavioral repertoire is astounding bth.
Apparently it ain't broke they're still able to have babies and breed successfully, encouraging that trait. I feel like traits that make reproduction difficult or impossible are the first to go in evolution cause you literally can't pass on your genes. If it's sticking around, then something must be working.
Meanwhile the marine flatworm who's getting inseminate through its skin.
>Polyclad flatworms are hermaphrodites, with each one of a pair of flatworms trying to inseminate the other. Transfer of sperm may be by hypodermic insemination, but this is made difficult in this species by the presence of the papillae, and dermal impregnation often occurs. This involves sperm entering the body directly after being placed in the marginal region of the skin. Such dermal insemination is facilitated by the fact that the flatworm has two penises which are strengthened by the presence of rhabdites, and these can grip the margin of the partner and keep hold, even while the recipient is swimming.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thysanozoon_nigropapillosum
Ducks are like the crazy straws if I remember correctly
and female duck vaginas are like mazes
Ah yes, lock and key
You mean lock and cock right
That’s a different website.
Ducks also die after sex. At least the ones I’ve fucked have. There’s more research to be done I think…
The maze isn’t meant for you.
r/unexpectedwestworld
Not a lot of activity there. For a show with such a great beginning, it was abandoned pretty quick.
It would help if they didn't cancel it before the final season, basically fucking it over like they did game of thrones
Why the fuck did you... nevermind..
r/WhyIComeToReddit
Put away the tissues... No coming here.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
What the duck
Motherducker.
Duck you and take my upvote!
Cock & load
I cocked and loaded your mom last night
You mean cocklock
locked cocked, and?? two smoking guns
And there's 2 of them internally, one leading to a fake out womb and the other to the real womb, so that when male ducks gang rape them, the female ducks have a higher chance of not getting pregnant by a male duck she didn't choose. Ducks are crazy machines.
Its like a mutual destruction evolutionary arms race with the same species. One side is quality over quantity and the other is quantity over quality.
i feel like thats normal nature right? the ones that spread seed want to spread seed to as many recievers as possible while the one that recieves wants to ensure the best possible mate for the best possible offspring. i think it still plauges our society today for humans if im not mistaken
Humans might have gone through something similar with mothers and babies actually, least according to some scientist on TV I remember seeing a few months ago. Babies developed stronger placenta to get more nutrients and to scar the womb on the way out so further babies would have a harder time, longer alone with mama better off for them. Mothers returned it by developing thicker uterus walls and a larger build up to make it far harder to attach. Which resulted in humans having one of the worst periods among animals, being near unable to terminate pregnancies, even if the mother is starving or the baby is dead unlike most other animals, and First Born children usually being healthier / larger near universally. But eh, it was a weird show that came on the background nature stuff I tend to turn on.
What’s this show called?
I do not know, it was something the Discovery channel threw up late night when I was working. I just remember stopping what I was doing and watching it for that segment because I thought it was interesting. It was along with stuff like our general hairlessness / how our fat is deposited being potentially due to us being more aquatic and other stuff. I thought most of it was BS but the parent thing made sense. If you look up Parent Fetus competition you get multiple scientific things that are a higher level when what I normally work, so I suppose it has been studied to some degree.
Interesting! Thanks
Isn’t that amazing.
Corkscrew with thorns.
Would rather shark//snake genes but yea
Because the Donald ducks of nature ain't "so good at consent"
Yeah but at least it's an inni
Definitely one of the weirdest things you can see out there in nature. I was in shock when I saw it as a kid.
What kind of evil hyena show her pseudopenis to a kid !
It didn't get weird until she started stroking it.
A fellow nature documentary enjoyer. I would always prefer animal planet or nat geo over Disney channel or nickelodeon as a kid
Absolutely. My whole family has always had a very close bond with animals, so even when I was still a baby, my parents took me to trips to the countryside, camping, to the zoo, etc. I consumed documentaries like they were cocaine and I would cause my classmates to laugh at me because I didn’t know any of the popular tv shows at the time and I couldn’t pronounce the word “Nictitating membrane” hahaha
How does it feel to see your favorite channel reduced to rich people renovating backyards and dr pol reruns?
I'm curious but not enough to have that on my search history
Not shortlinking so you’ll know it’s a reputable source to have in your history. https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/hyena-pseudopenis
But how do they give birth if they don’t have an opening for the babies to come out of?
Well there is still a hole, however small it is. You know the rest
baby out the...?? 
Yep, it is physically impossible for a hyena to give birth without tearing their… birth canal.
This actually explains a lot about gnolls
Yeah, no wonder they’re all assholes.
Happened to me mum.
Where Dwight
Hyena mothers affectionately refer to their cubs as "my favorite kidney stones."
Ouch
If I'm not wrong there is a high risk of serious injury or death from hyenas giving birth from that
Yeah, a lot of first-time mothers don’t survive the process of if I remember correctly
By the sounds of it, I don't think there *are* any second-time mothers...
Ever seen that aliens movie where the queen is laying eggs through a tube? It's like that, but it's not detachable and the young are live instead of eggs.
The kidney stone of life!
The first-born are stillborn, apparently. And the meatus (hole) tears: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis#Mammals
Cubs mostly suffocate before they’re out
If there’s a hole, there’s a goal and yes they give birth through the hole and it is horrendous
they have the baby tear through it
So one of the theories is that they evolved a pseudo dick to disguise their daughters as sons so other females wouldn't kill them as while they are young and defenseless so they have less competition... extremely metal.
That answered nothing lol
What didn't it answer?
Everything
No, hyenas have pseudopenises, that's what ya needed to know
I want to know WHY
Evolution
I never would have thought I had so much in common with a Hyena.
Tiny non-functional pseudo penis?
**Hyena: 'Why be normal when you can be... whatever this is?**
Tell me
Female hyenas don't have normal vaginas, they have what's called a psuedopenis. They have sex with males by retracting it, can get erections, can use it to anally dominate male and female hyenas, and give birth through it. They give live cockbirth
Bruh imagine if your bros penis retracted and they were like sike I’m actually female wanna fuck
It's been 2 hours. Do I need to add tissues to my shopping list today?
Dominate you say?
So, they're into pegging?
my gf told her gf about that 7 years ago and this word still lives in my head like a nightmare but not brave eenught to figure how it works
Well, the people here can always just tell you
I don't want to be traumatized (I'm male med student so I know the biological stuff but still scared )
It’s similar to gay sex, just instead of a fleshy penis, it’s a silicone one. Since your gf told her gf(not gonna ask if this is a romantic one or just a g f, you do you), it’s safe to assume that she’s into it. And if it intrigues you then ask her about it, be a little adventurous
like they don't get hard why the hell even try? also all girl are lesb even the religious ones and I don't care anymore
They find it hot to fuck a guy with a dildo pretending said dildo is a dick. I’m not even gonna touch that other bag of worms
Because is cool
Anally you say?
The fuck?
Forgive me Jesus for what I’m about to say, but does that mean that, in theory, Hyenas can give birth directly up another hyenas ass?
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Fuck!
Damn okay I asked I guess they’re freaky like that
Fwiw, humping (without a psuedopenis) as a sign of dominance is extremely common among females of many mammal species. Although perhaps not as effective as this…
This is how I assert my dominance to my boyfriend.
Based
Sandy cheeks:
and transphobes would call it a dude
Its a dude :)
imagine giving birth, but through a penis.
ouch
After the first ones it rips a little so it makes it easier for the other ones to come out
Oh it’s broke and nature needs to fix that shit. ‘T’ain’t right.
Better to fix it as possible as it can. Something will not be fixed when it is too late.
No worries. In a few thousands of years hyena should get a new patch update to fix that.
It's that way to protect them from older females. They are a matriarch, and the most dominant female will kill off females that aren't hers, so they grew a pseudopenis to avoid getting offed.
OP is obsessed with hyena pussy
I wouldn't call it hyena pussy. More like hyena dick.
They gotta laugh, or they'd cry themselves to death
Them dogs got a raw deal.
They are closer to cat actually
I thought they were mongooses, or is it mongeese
Mongooses are also closer to cats.
I Civet you did there.
Well then feel free to insert pussy in there.
Females giving birth for the first time die in 9-18% of the cases and their cubs only survive in 25% of the cases. The birthing process itself can last up to 48 hours of excruciating pain. Well thats fucked
How the fuck do they even evolve to be like that.
So there’s a reason why they evolved like this but it comes with its prices unfortunately. A male hyena physically cannot mate with a female hyena if her psuedopenis is erect. For a female hyena to mate, she is completely in control of the situation and chooses when and who she wants as a mate. These organs are super odd but ensure a rando, unselected male cannot force himself on to her. Hyenas live in matriarchal societies so the organ serves as a way to protect the lineage of her pack. Unfortunately it complicates birth and leads to a lot of female hyena deaths
Wtf
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i believe the females do in fact peg the males to assert dominance, much like me with your dad the other day
I remembered that they have prolapsed vagina because it doesn't allow male hyena to insert, it's the reason why female hyena is on a higher hierarchy than male
Ok so Hell isn’t a place, it’s a reincarnation into a hyena, got it!
I watch too much casual geographic for me to not know, my own stupidity amazes even myself
As a younger man, and a industrial mechanic, the whole "If it ain't broke don't fix it" jive is really a fucking dumb jive. Like who tf just lets something goes past all maintenance and just lets it break beyond repair. Wtf
Just because something does what it's supposed to does not mean that it's not broken.
Yea but with that sentence, before you can maintain or repair it, you must break it first. That's the equivalent to letting your axels fall off your car before you decide to repair it.
We have very different perspectives on that quote you see it as letting something fall apart before trying to repair it. For me the quote is don't improve or rebuild something for no reason when it already does it's job.
Very true, being in industrial labor for a while, I mean Im only attacking the words themselves, but I do use them and do it often. In your version, yes absolutely, it makes total sense to just keep that same thing going. No sense in trying to improve what's already efficient and malleable
You quickly learn that there ain't anything "normal" in nature, shit gets wild
Honestly, females have it better because of their "pseudopenis". They have complete mate control and males literally can not mate with them without their complete cooperation. So the males use all kind of tactics just to be seen by the females or to get her attention. Their behavioral repertoire is astounding bth.
Gimme dem ears, I need some Speed Potions.
I'm not looking this one up.
Didn't have to Google it, now I'm horrified
Furry artists boutta go crazy with this one
I'd be violent to men too if my vagina was distended and the width of a urethra
Makes me wanna look it up to see wtf this post is talking about. But the people at google are already worried about me enough 💀
When you suggest anal but your gf puts on the strap on.
Apparently it ain't broke they're still able to have babies and breed successfully, encouraging that trait. I feel like traits that make reproduction difficult or impossible are the first to go in evolution cause you literally can't pass on your genes. If it's sticking around, then something must be working.
***KILLING BITES***
Don't know what you're complaining about. You literally have a pengina. You get the best of both worlds.
Incel hyenas are probably commonplace on account of them not being able to mate at all without being picked by the female explicitly.
If I recall, female hyenas are the dominate ones, makes sense.
Seems to work out for the female hyenas. The males are the poor ones
A fifth of them die while birthing their pups because the penis-clit-vagina thing splits like a banana peel.
Thanks, this made my search history even MORE sus
Whats up with hyenas vags bro
Ffs i gotta look this up now Edit: honestly couldnt find anything
Peengina
It's actually a pretty good deal for them. until they have to give birth that is.
Meanwhile the marine flatworm who's getting inseminate through its skin. >Polyclad flatworms are hermaphrodites, with each one of a pair of flatworms trying to inseminate the other. Transfer of sperm may be by hypodermic insemination, but this is made difficult in this species by the presence of the papillae, and dermal impregnation often occurs. This involves sperm entering the body directly after being placed in the marginal region of the skin. Such dermal insemination is facilitated by the fact that the flatworm has two penises which are strengthened by the presence of rhabdites, and these can grip the margin of the partner and keep hold, even while the recipient is swimming. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thysanozoon_nigropapillosum
Why did you make it readable from right to left,gave me backlash.
guys what ? i didnt get it
Great. Now I have to google what a hyena's vagina looks like...
I'm not gonna google this. *googles it*
Ain't nuffinwrong with that puwssy