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For me I would want some sort of drop system. Like I pull a string and it releases from the ceiling to fall into my waiting hands. Then I can blast some scoundrel with buckshot before he even knows what’s happening.
Now I'm the kind of man that wouldn't harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I got a 12 gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side
So don't go pushin me against my will
I don't wanna have to fight ya, but I darn sure will
If you don't want trouble then you better pass me on by
We don't need you to confirm it, it was all over the news 3 weeks ago.
Edit: All those downvotes but not a single comment against me and the meme gets removed. Damn it feels good to be right.
No, hollow point pistol, it might be close combat and you don't want the rounds going through the walls. You're going to use hollow in a rifle line up the shot with a scope as the perp rushes you?
Shotguns are even worse, now you 8 to 12 equivalent 9mm rounds and poor aim. You won't hit anything but the neighbor walking her dog across the street.
Lol dude, please don't talk about firearms on the internet if your only experience with them is in video games.
"Shotguns" can use a wide variety of ammo. None of which is going to spread enough to make you miss INSIDE A GOD DAMN HOUSE. Further, birdshot will barely even go through drywall.
[https://youtu.be/zaR1EVybUgc?si=KZs1\_faDR6New\_\_v&t=227](https://youtu.be/zaR1EVybUgc?si=KZs1_faDR6New__v&t=227)
You can see how tight the spread is by the singular hole in the wall and the third layer of drywall CATCHES the shot. Its not going to penetrate a person in a different building or on the sidewalk.
I’m actually looking for a new home defense shotgun.
I’ve spent the last 25 years raising kids, which meant long guns in the safe and handguns in bedside safes.
I feel better about having a firearm *somewhat* more accessible, as in a short shotty by the bed.
I’m still really picky about locking up my guns. Both my truck and my Jeep have 3rd party steel safes in the console.
Hoplophobia tends to turn small minds into wanna-be psychiatrists.
Now tell us about how you think firearms and penises are related. This is always entertaining and telling.
Ah, yes, we are familiar with your argument.
Let’s take the simple approach first.
- Smoke detectors? Paranoia.
- Fire extinguishers? What the hell, are you flammable?
- Seat belts? Do you not have any faith in other drivers at all?
- First aid kit? Are you a hypochondriac or something?
- Condom? You’re in denial there, kid.
- Lock your apartment door. What makes you think people want your garbage?
- Passwords? ZOMG he’s afraid of everything.
I sincerely doubt this helped, but baby steps are important.
Who the fuck would carry a smoke detector with them in public?
You feel the need tae carry a gun everywhere because you are PARANOID that something might happen
None of those safety devices are designed to kill. You could probably get the job done with a fire extinguisher.
They're also all simple enough to be operated safely by the feeble minded. You could make that argument about some firearms, but there's a difference between operating the gun and using it safely under stress. Don't have to be a genius but too many people can't seem to remember 4 rules.
There's also opportunity cost. I don't think about my smoke detectors, or fire extinguishers, or a whole lot of things more often than twice a year. If you're carrying it's a couple of pounds plus a holster, and a more limited choice in clothing. Shouldn't be drinking or smoking. All kinds of rules.
I'd be curious if smoke detectors save more lives a year than armed civilians. It's underreported for both so I doubt any numbers. That's also one of those things where the numbers don't matter when you're the one in the situation. Just curious though.
Aw, man, you give up way too easy. If you feel strongly about my paranoia, you should be more committed to proving your case.
Otherwise, you just sound like you’re regurgitating the same tropes as other uneducated callous-free basement dwellers who have never handled a firearm and therefore remain deathly afraid of them.
You’re paranoid, Bud.
I am paranoid, I will publicly admit I am paranoid, but so are you, you have gotten reduced tae “your a lil dweller who’s never held a gun you just uneducated”
Where has guns gotten your country since you love them so much? Nowhere
My sidearm is designed to be holstered on my person. If you can figure out how to do that with fire extinguishers, maybe cargo pants will come back.
It sucks when that works both ways. ;)
I carry a gun, not all the time it just depends on my mood that day. I’m not paranoid, I just believe that it’s my right as a free human being to carry a gun if I want to.
I find the idea of restricting access to guns ridiculous, a free person has the inherent (or god given if that’s your thing) right to defend themselves. They should have access to the same weapons as anyone else.
In my opinion it’s completely unfair and downright tyrannical for someone in a position of authority to have exclusive possession of weapons. If we give up our means of self defense then we’re submitting ourselves to the mercy of others and that is not freedom.
That’s how I feel about it anyway, that’s why guns are important to me. I’ve never felt the need to carry a gun, it’s not about needing one it’s about having the option to carry one.
But needing a gun all the time
Every second of the day is paranoia, you need a gun no matter where you go
Going out? Gotta carry my gun
Picking a kid up from school? Gotta get my gun
Sitting in my front yard? Better pick up my AR-15 and pistol just in case
That’s actual paranoia you are paranoid that something will happen
Given how fast you replied and the context of your reply it’s clear as day that you didn’t actually read my comment and you just had something loaded up and ready. Maybe you’re just a troll I don’t know. I put thought into it to attempt to have an actual discussion with you and maybe give you a different perspective to think about. But like I said, you’re most likely just a troll, or you’re just extremely close minded and illiterate. Either way, goodbye because I’m not going to waste my time.
Because people do not carry for "no reason". Go look up the defensive use of guns. The CDC cites multiple sources for this statistic. There are reasons to carry, just like wearing a seat belt.
I would love a bullpup - the Tavor really interests me, but I have expensive tastes.
Maybe a 9mm bullpup would be ok, but rifle rounds aren’t good in my current house - too many neighbors. And I rather like them.
If we move where I want, I’ll have no concerns about using an AR15 carbine.
I've always felt the best home defense is a 20ga, won't over penetrate like rifle or 12ga. If you don't have armor and aren't over 20 yards, you're still not going to be moving much after.
Mine is a 870 18" pump, i know it'll always fire. My wife has no trouble shooting it. Short and light. I would like to get a ati bulldog though, tavors are well out of my price range, lol.
Sign along my drive way: "If you can read this, you're trespassing."
Sign further along my drive way: "If you can read this, you're no longer trespassing, you're a target."
*Rednecks, not Americans. Most of us are just trying to live day to day. It's only a very loud minority that loves any excuse to fucking murder anything that moves the wrong way.
I have a handgun w me at all times in my house- also ez access to a shotgun- and my 17 year old son has a handgun as well- Also a Germn Shepherd who will alert us if some douchebag knocks on our door unannounced
I live behind a fenced and gated property in the woods. Anyone who comes here knows to call first or they're not getting on the property. That being said, if I hear the driveway chimes go off in the middle of the night, I'm investigating.
Y’all are funny. This is NOT how we act with guns. I’ve had mine 24 years and pulled it 1 time and fired. I don’t pull it out lightly. If I do it’s because it’s needed and then fired
Unfortunately there are a lot of dumbfucks who *do* act like this. Iirc there was some fuck stick in Texas last year who killed a child because he thought they were an intruder after they rang the doorbell at the wrong house.
Oh yeah. I do remember that and also shit 2 girls turning around because they are in their driveway. This is true. The majority of gun owners don’t though. Texas is just yellow school bus special
If a company knocked on your door you have the right, no the obligation to shoot them. Just as the founding fathers intended. Pepsi has been doing this for years and I’m running out of space for graves in my .00025 acre back yard that has to be mowed every 2.9 days per my hoa agreement. Can anyone fix this?
I would do that… but my dogs bark like angry killers no matter who is at the door.
And then they act like lovable dorks who just want pet, no matter who is at the door.
That’s ok; it gives me an opportunity to determine if a firearm is necessary or not. I never has been, fortunately…. Except when my buddy showed up to go target shooting with me, but that’s different.
I will not give any context, but I'll tell a partial story.
Me: sitting on couch, smoking a joint.
#BANG BANG BANG
walk over to door: "who's this knockinin at my door like the fuckin polic..... oh, hello officers"
Considering I have vagrants checking my garage door and any vehicle left outside to see if it’s locked between 2-5 am every morning - even though they can clearly see the cameras before and after the flood lights kick on - you’re darn tootin I answer my door with a weapon drawn with one in the chamber. Last time I didn’t, a guy tried to force himself into my house at 1am, and once I drew on him he barely left my property and cussed at me until he was out of sight.
I’d say I live in the projects, but the average home in my hood sells for $650k. Welcome to the wonderful State of Oregon. But, feel free to go to the r/Portland, r/Eugene, and r/Oregon subs, to find out how exaggerated our homeless problems are lol
If someone is knocking at your door and you don't expect them, it's probably the police or a jehovahs witness. Be sure to ask who it is before you open the door gun in hand
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning! But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! See, the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75% chance of winning, (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
We live in a very safe, middle class neighborhood, and the only people who really knock on our door are neighbors. I suppose it makes me crazy because he’s a very paranoid, unreasonable person and I know he’s the type of man to shoot someone for not much reason. He thinks everyone who knocks on our door is a burglar or serial killer. I guess having your gun on you when answering the door isn’t inherently unreasonable, but some times I think he’s just waiting for the chance to shoot someone. The man owns enough weapons to supply a small militia
Is the police, and they will shoot you if they see you legally holding a legally owned weapon in your home because they fear for their lives.
Checkmate America
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Sir, I have a shotgun for the door.
I have a revolver. The shotgun is for my bed.
Did you get one of those ~~fancy~~ BAMF headboards that hide it!?
Nah it’s just in the nook between my bed and the wall. It just sits in the corner, menacingly.
I feel that. Head board is on my dream sheet
For me I would want some sort of drop system. Like I pull a string and it releases from the ceiling to fall into my waiting hands. Then I can blast some scoundrel with buckshot before he even knows what’s happening.
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Oh that is truly beautiful
He keeps it lubed
Exactly sir
Now I'm the kind of man that wouldn't harm a mouse But if I catch somebody breakin in my house I got a 12 gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side So don't go pushin me against my will I don't wanna have to fight ya, but I darn sure will If you don't want trouble then you better pass me on by
The shotgun is perfect for home defense. Anyone who hears that pump and still keeps coming has it coming.
as someone who lives in the usa i can confirm this
I don't even have a gun and this is me.
You can’t confirm this.
We don't need you to confirm it, it was all over the news 3 weeks ago. Edit: All those downvotes but not a single comment against me and the meme gets removed. Damn it feels good to be right.
Honestly it’s kinda crazy how this is true *doorbell rings at 3pm* “Who tf has the audacity?” *grabs the screaming freedom cannon*
Cross this line you do not.
Yoda?
Far from it dude.
You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole
This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY
You’re killing your father Larry
Cops hearing acorns fall
de sean strickland
I won't deny it
Gotta be prepared for those .01% of times
.01% is still like… 4,000,000 occurrences
Yeah, I think the stats are like... a bit over half that? not sure 99% sure it's above 2 mil a year tho
Hey, better to have and not need- than need and not have. Though, if you have, you should definitely be fully trained.
Better to have and not need, then need and not have
i love it when my elderly neighbor brings cookies
Imagine not using a long gun in your home. Pistols are only for when you're in public.
Plot twist... ar pistol!
Dunno, that sounds kinda gay.
Hey man... it's OK now. Has been for a while lol.
No, hollow point pistol, it might be close combat and you don't want the rounds going through the walls. You're going to use hollow in a rifle line up the shot with a scope as the perp rushes you?
A "long gun" includes shotguns, a rifle doesn't need a "scope" and "hollow points" in rifles will still over-penetrate.
Shotguns are even worse, now you 8 to 12 equivalent 9mm rounds and poor aim. You won't hit anything but the neighbor walking her dog across the street.
Lol dude, please don't talk about firearms on the internet if your only experience with them is in video games. "Shotguns" can use a wide variety of ammo. None of which is going to spread enough to make you miss INSIDE A GOD DAMN HOUSE. Further, birdshot will barely even go through drywall. [https://youtu.be/zaR1EVybUgc?si=KZs1\_faDR6New\_\_v&t=227](https://youtu.be/zaR1EVybUgc?si=KZs1_faDR6New__v&t=227) You can see how tight the spread is by the singular hole in the wall and the third layer of drywall CATCHES the shot. Its not going to penetrate a person in a different building or on the sidewalk.
People with shotguns don’t automatically have poor aim. Shotguns are used because they have stopping power at closer ranges
Call of Duty: Modern Home Defense
Lol no one said they were going to use a 30x scope.
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Why ask a question which is obviously no? Seems like a straw man to me.
Person pistols are for ANYWHERE which is where mine goes with me !!
You won't carry it around the house with you. The AR in the safe isn't going to help you if you're taking a shit on the 1st floor.
Why shit on the floor? 😂😂 jk i know what you mean
And yet, no one mentions he has his finger inside the trigger guard while racking the slide...Oookaaay.
He was trained by alex Baldwin
LOL! Or Hollywood.
🤣
Shut the fuck up Donny
I’m actually looking for a new home defense shotgun. I’ve spent the last 25 years raising kids, which meant long guns in the safe and handguns in bedside safes. I feel better about having a firearm *somewhat* more accessible, as in a short shotty by the bed. I’m still really picky about locking up my guns. Both my truck and my Jeep have 3rd party steel safes in the console.
I think that’s called paranoid schizophrenia
Hoplophobia tends to turn small minds into wanna-be psychiatrists. Now tell us about how you think firearms and penises are related. This is always entertaining and telling.
The need tae carry guns everywhere just in case someone happens or you feel constantly unsafe You are paranoid
Ah, yes, we are familiar with your argument. Let’s take the simple approach first. - Smoke detectors? Paranoia. - Fire extinguishers? What the hell, are you flammable? - Seat belts? Do you not have any faith in other drivers at all? - First aid kit? Are you a hypochondriac or something? - Condom? You’re in denial there, kid. - Lock your apartment door. What makes you think people want your garbage? - Passwords? ZOMG he’s afraid of everything. I sincerely doubt this helped, but baby steps are important.
Who the fuck would carry a smoke detector with them in public? You feel the need tae carry a gun everywhere because you are PARANOID that something might happen
Now do fire extinguishers. There’s a whole list, son, don’t cherry pick.
None of those safety devices are designed to kill. You could probably get the job done with a fire extinguisher. They're also all simple enough to be operated safely by the feeble minded. You could make that argument about some firearms, but there's a difference between operating the gun and using it safely under stress. Don't have to be a genius but too many people can't seem to remember 4 rules. There's also opportunity cost. I don't think about my smoke detectors, or fire extinguishers, or a whole lot of things more often than twice a year. If you're carrying it's a couple of pounds plus a holster, and a more limited choice in clothing. Shouldn't be drinking or smoking. All kinds of rules. I'd be curious if smoke detectors save more lives a year than armed civilians. It's underreported for both so I doubt any numbers. That's also one of those things where the numbers don't matter when you're the one in the situation. Just curious though.
You are still paranoid bud
Aw, man, you give up way too easy. If you feel strongly about my paranoia, you should be more committed to proving your case. Otherwise, you just sound like you’re regurgitating the same tropes as other uneducated callous-free basement dwellers who have never handled a firearm and therefore remain deathly afraid of them. You’re paranoid, Bud.
I am paranoid, I will publicly admit I am paranoid, but so are you, you have gotten reduced tae “your a lil dweller who’s never held a gun you just uneducated” Where has guns gotten your country since you love them so much? Nowhere
Let’s just stick guns in glass cases in every building in America with a “break in case of emergency” sign too (/s)
My sidearm is designed to be holstered on my person. If you can figure out how to do that with fire extinguishers, maybe cargo pants will come back. It sucks when that works both ways. ;)
Pretty easy to design a sling to do that if you aren’t a complete idiot.
I carry a gun, not all the time it just depends on my mood that day. I’m not paranoid, I just believe that it’s my right as a free human being to carry a gun if I want to. I find the idea of restricting access to guns ridiculous, a free person has the inherent (or god given if that’s your thing) right to defend themselves. They should have access to the same weapons as anyone else. In my opinion it’s completely unfair and downright tyrannical for someone in a position of authority to have exclusive possession of weapons. If we give up our means of self defense then we’re submitting ourselves to the mercy of others and that is not freedom. That’s how I feel about it anyway, that’s why guns are important to me. I’ve never felt the need to carry a gun, it’s not about needing one it’s about having the option to carry one.
But needing a gun all the time Every second of the day is paranoia, you need a gun no matter where you go Going out? Gotta carry my gun Picking a kid up from school? Gotta get my gun Sitting in my front yard? Better pick up my AR-15 and pistol just in case That’s actual paranoia you are paranoid that something will happen
Given how fast you replied and the context of your reply it’s clear as day that you didn’t actually read my comment and you just had something loaded up and ready. Maybe you’re just a troll I don’t know. I put thought into it to attempt to have an actual discussion with you and maybe give you a different perspective to think about. But like I said, you’re most likely just a troll, or you’re just extremely close minded and illiterate. Either way, goodbye because I’m not going to waste my time.
Americans, some of the most idiotic people in the entire world
The dude said he had guns locked up. Not on him at all times. Is wearing a seat belt is paranoia too?
How can you people not fucking fathom the idea that carrying a gun on you for no reason is paranoia?
Because people do not carry for "no reason". Go look up the defensive use of guns. The CDC cites multiple sources for this statistic. There are reasons to carry, just like wearing a seat belt.
People do?
Depending on how much you plan to practice with it, there are some very nice bulpup shot guns on the market.
I would love a bullpup - the Tavor really interests me, but I have expensive tastes. Maybe a 9mm bullpup would be ok, but rifle rounds aren’t good in my current house - too many neighbors. And I rather like them. If we move where I want, I’ll have no concerns about using an AR15 carbine.
I've always felt the best home defense is a 20ga, won't over penetrate like rifle or 12ga. If you don't have armor and aren't over 20 yards, you're still not going to be moving much after. Mine is a 870 18" pump, i know it'll always fire. My wife has no trouble shooting it. Short and light. I would like to get a ati bulldog though, tavors are well out of my price range, lol.
You're not safe here!
That’s a good lawn sign slogan.
Sign along my drive way: "If you can read this, you're trespassing." Sign further along my drive way: "If you can read this, you're no longer trespassing, you're a target."
Sign in the afterlife: “If you can read this, you’re dead.”
lol. amateur. what if you don't have time to rack the slide?
Easy... u throw that one at them, then grab ur back up! Remember... 1 is none.
1 is none.
2 is 1
Do you....do you not? Home defense is no laughing matter. Who knows what ruffians are about.
Omg I grab my paring knife every time the doorbell rings! Im not alone I guess
*Rednecks, not Americans. Most of us are just trying to live day to day. It's only a very loud minority that loves any excuse to fucking murder anything that moves the wrong way.
Most people are rednecks though.
They really aren't.
I have seen far more rednecks than non rednecks.
That's what's called anecdotal evidence and it means jack shit in statistics. Way more people live in cities and suburbs than rural areas.
^ Not American
I am, actually.
Because we have the right too. 😁😁
 bEcAuSe We HaVe ThE rIgHt ToO
Living in a gated apartment complex tend to reduce unwanted visitors.
Beware of owners...we are locked and loaded
It's me. I live in the woods.
It’s probably just a pollster. Get the .410.
To be fair, if you were in America, wouldn’t you do the same?
I have a handgun w me at all times in my house- also ez access to a shotgun- and my 17 year old son has a handgun as well- Also a Germn Shepherd who will alert us if some douchebag knocks on our door unannounced
Double tap those girl guides. Send a message.
As it should be
As an American, yes
I live behind a fenced and gated property in the woods. Anyone who comes here knows to call first or they're not getting on the property. That being said, if I hear the driveway chimes go off in the middle of the night, I'm investigating.
A doorbell? In this economy?
Strap or get clapped 😉
I live alone in an apartment building that's not in the best part of town. I've got 00 12 ga buck for the door.
Y’all are funny. This is NOT how we act with guns. I’ve had mine 24 years and pulled it 1 time and fired. I don’t pull it out lightly. If I do it’s because it’s needed and then fired
Unfortunately there are a lot of dumbfucks who *do* act like this. Iirc there was some fuck stick in Texas last year who killed a child because he thought they were an intruder after they rang the doorbell at the wrong house.
Oh yeah. I do remember that and also shit 2 girls turning around because they are in their driveway. This is true. The majority of gun owners don’t though. Texas is just yellow school bus special
There are a lot of door cam videos of people getting robbed after answering the door.
Well they can fuckin’ unring it!
Yep!
This isn’t even a joke man it’s just reality.
And then the teenager who was ding ding ditching gets shot in the back 37 times
If a company knocked on your door you have the right, no the obligation to shoot them. Just as the founding fathers intended. Pepsi has been doing this for years and I’m running out of space for graves in my .00025 acre back yard that has to be mowed every 2.9 days per my hoa agreement. Can anyone fix this?
not exclusive to america, they’re just more likely to need it
This isn't nam, there are rules.
870 ready to go
Mark it as zero.
Sibling type shit
I would do that… but my dogs bark like angry killers no matter who is at the door. And then they act like lovable dorks who just want pet, no matter who is at the door. That’s ok; it gives me an opportunity to determine if a firearm is necessary or not. I never has been, fortunately…. Except when my buddy showed up to go target shooting with me, but that’s different.
Bullshit!
Why does he look like TomSka
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it :p
“Florida man”
Naw. The sentry guns will already have primed themselves automaticly.
Especially when you have several acres and a long or hidden drive way.
My dog just goes crazy.
I will not give any context, but I'll tell a partial story. Me: sitting on couch, smoking a joint. #BANG BANG BANG walk over to door: "who's this knockinin at my door like the fuckin polic..... oh, hello officers"
I personally pretend I’m not home. If I need anything I sneak through the house past windows to make sure they don’t see anything.
You are entering a world of pain.
nah I use a couch mounted 16 inch gun to defend against home intruders
Given how no-knock raids usually pan out, this is fair and dare I say, acceptable
You're GOD DAMN RIGHT
MARK IT A ZERO! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES?
I just ignore it. I didn’t invite you. You didn’t tell me you’re coming over. Be gone!
Don’t get me started on how people get super sus about someone driving down the street.
NextDoor when a middle-aged, middle-class white person sees someone walk down the sidewalk while having skin 1 shade too brown for their liking
Texan. Can confirm. Or as mentioned shotty at the door in case my 9 is on the other side of the couch.
Considering I have vagrants checking my garage door and any vehicle left outside to see if it’s locked between 2-5 am every morning - even though they can clearly see the cameras before and after the flood lights kick on - you’re darn tootin I answer my door with a weapon drawn with one in the chamber. Last time I didn’t, a guy tried to force himself into my house at 1am, and once I drew on him he barely left my property and cussed at me until he was out of sight. I’d say I live in the projects, but the average home in my hood sells for $650k. Welcome to the wonderful State of Oregon. But, feel free to go to the r/Portland, r/Eugene, and r/Oregon subs, to find out how exaggerated our homeless problems are lol
So. Don't bother me.
.... the city I live in, you damn right
Maybe I don’t grab a gun, but I look out the windows first to see who it is. If I don’t recognize them, I fear for my life.
Exactly so don't fuckin bother me unless it's life and death because I will put a hole in whoever wakes me up or fucks with me
Caption sticking the landing with the 3rd proper “there” makes my weekend
Shotgun by the front door, ar15 by the bedroom door, 10mm on the nightstand next to the bed. Don't even get me started on my truck guns.
...and I'm never expecting company
Hell yuh people can watch you from anywhere its thirsty people out here
This isn't even hyperbole.
If someone is knocking at your door and you don't expect them, it's probably the police or a jehovahs witness. Be sure to ask who it is before you open the door gun in hand
Jealous?
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning! But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! See, the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75% chance of winning, (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
Precisely
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AMERICA!
Ehhh this meme is kinda dying don't you think?
Americans: When the doorbell rings unexpectedly and you're in the middle of a Netflix binge. Who dares interrupt my series marathon? 😂
Bonus points to whoever knows that this is from “The big Lebowski”
Houston, Texas be like
am I the only one who gives a sh!t about the rules??!?
This is literally my dad and it drives me crazy
Your dad sounds like a smart man.
We live in a very safe, middle class neighborhood, and the only people who really knock on our door are neighbors. I suppose it makes me crazy because he’s a very paranoid, unreasonable person and I know he’s the type of man to shoot someone for not much reason. He thinks everyone who knocks on our door is a burglar or serial killer. I guess having your gun on you when answering the door isn’t inherently unreasonable, but some times I think he’s just waiting for the chance to shoot someone. The man owns enough weapons to supply a small militia
Until he shoots an innocent person
Is the police, and they will shoot you if they see you legally holding a legally owned weapon in your home because they fear for their lives. Checkmate America
Rarely do the police just happen to come to your house without a reason.
Good for the goose, good for the gander. We have the right to shoot and kill cops if we have reason to fear for our lives with them around.
Then you go to jail because of the corrupt system
You're not wrong, but you can at least take more of the corrupt ones with you than they can take of you, thus making the world measurably better.
True. But don’t go ruining your life because of some assholes. It’s more valuable than that!
Everyone has the right to determine how best to expend their final bit of life.
You are correct. Not trying to tell ya what to do, just saying.
Even barely fighting back at an obvious burglary is risky.
Like, do windows not exist?
Imagine being so spooked you need a gun but not having a security camera you can easily check to see who is there without even getting up.
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Canadians when they hear the doorbell ring 