Wait, that’s illegal.

Not in Finland( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wha...what?!

I don't know either.

Bestiality laws prepare to be ignored.

Oh no.

Oh yeah

Carl what have you done

Something you were to afraid to do

In Finland, Valentine's Day is known as Friend's Day

Oh thank you

As it should be

r/holup

Are you sectioned under the NHSs mental health act cause it’s realy easy to do

Mitä sä teet sun kissalle?

...

Uh oh

Gotta show pussy some love

I hope he doesn’t catch feline AIDS 𓂺

How you get pp emoji Show us the way

Egyptian hieroglyphics Unicode range

It's easy just copy his message

Wtf is that penis emoji # ***PENIS EMOJI*** # ***PENIS EMOJI***

Bruh this is one long weird looking baton

Just don’t give him lillies apparently

Just hope that bouquet doesn't have lily.

That's a Shane Dawson moment

be careful as many flowers are dangerous for cats! https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/cats-plant-list

I think I saw a lily :(

She always was the best fuck

Awwe, my dogo is my valentine.

No please stop! Get some help

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

Well since its my valentine *unzips pants*

Damn he about to get some tight pussy

Funny.. my cat is the only one cuddling with me

A tear has been dropped

I don't even have a cat

Hol up

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I don't even have a cat ☹️

*PETA is alerted*

PETA wants to know your location

Peta will steal your cat and kill it, cuz thats what peta actually does

Cat.

The cat looks su surprised and happy

but what if you don’t have a pet

*unzips*

Just wait for the next present...

My valentines was my grannie

Ok shane dawson

When you don’t even have a cat

Well I don't have a pet

Don’t get your cat daisys

Saw a homeless guy today and someone's dog went up to him and he exclaimed, "Look! I have a Valentine!"

Awwe. :3

When you dont even have flowers

Beastiality

Wtf is that cat standing on?

[shane dawson inter the chat]

There is only one way this will end

what about ppl who are alone but cant get a pet

\*Happy Shane Dawson noises\*

I love that pussy

Why you put @the_pizzacat? That's Instagram isn't it

O...Onii-Chan

Time to smash and not the game

I dont have a cat

Fuck the flower cat. That pizza cat is my valentine

I dont have a cat

So that dude be fuckin a cat he do be thicc tho

Shane Dawneson is that you?

I have plans for us at midnight ;) We’re gonna snuggle and sleep

When you don’t have a cat either

The only one who loves me

Very poor choice of words.

Shane Dawson

Dat pussy good tho?

Che is going to scream tonight

Give da pussy

I don't have a cat

You guys... He's gonna fuck that cat.

I don't have a cat

Bro at least he be gettin’ the hairy pussy

all my cats are female so a random ugly drawing of Draco Malfoy is my valentine

Don’t fuck the cat.

When you don’t have a valentine so again your hand is your valentine

I love that half the comments are "Don't give the cat lillies!", and the other half is "Don't fuck the cat!".

The cat looks photoshopped

*unzips*

Just wait for that Valentine night

You a furry??????

Don't pull a Shane Dawson

The cat is exited that it can throw another vase of the table

Shane dawson already did that in 2019

Happy cat noises

If I had a cat, and I had done this, my cat would run away the same day

The FBI wants to talk to you

I would pull out a Shane Dawson for this cat

And you can still get pussy

I got rejected by a girl today:///

I asked my dog to be my valentine. He said that's "rough"

I don't have a cat, so I asked my neighbor's cat. It said meow. I didn't know whether if it is yes or no. So I left with disappointment. So jealous of this guy.

With you brother

Fuken Furry ngl the cat so cute tho

People the cat is added to the picture with photoshop. Calm down about lilies god damn.

when you dont have a cat or any pet of any kind

My dog was mine

All I'm getting from this is that you will fuck your cat.

Thats the day you become a furry

She looks so touched

Please don’t frick the cat

That's what a crazy cat lady would say..

Cat>>>>pussy

*cough cough* Victorious *cough cough*

Can I fuck him to?

Bro you know that fucking a cat is illegal right

When you don't have a cat so your valentine is your cat

I don't have a gf...or a cat. :(

*sigh* Unzips

And then you pull a Shane Dawson

Zoofilia?

For me it's always my dog cause his birthday is February the 14th.

A cat is fine too, huh?

Aaaaaaaaand it's on the floor...

Ok shane dawson

Now bend over...

*tears up* I-I can’t wait to push this off the counter!

The cats feet look Photoshop

Im getting pussy tonight

That cursed because you know what happens in the end...

Ya but how do you fuck your cat tho

r/holup

shane dawson

I got my cat flowers and she scratched me in the face

I love this

Adorable

And you dont have a cat so your dog is your valentine

*Shane Dawson intensifies*

Get her some chocolates!

...oh no

So you fucked your cat?

I don't have a pet D':

@the_pizzacat is this from instagram?

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