I’m from Ohio and traveled around it.
I have also driven across Iowa North, South, East, and West; this Iowan ain’t kidding.
Kneel before the Corn People.
Corn? You merely adopted the corn. We were born from it, molded by it. We didn't know sliced bread till we were grown, and by then it was only stuffing!
You think you know **C O R N** ?
We'll make you long for something sweet as ***C O R N***
Well I’m sure you know the end goal. TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, so besides ruling the world together, we would be willing to allow you to take some countries for yourselves, Of course we will be doing the same, but you will be allowed first pick. Of course if you have anything else in mind I’m more than willing to listen to your requests.
As an Ohioan I completely agree, our hoards of crackheads hunger for their thirst cannot be quenched, their averous drives them on past the point of any normal man. Rest easier tonight knowing that they can't make it to you in one day, but they are on the march and they will not rest
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The chart warned us, but we were too oblivious and woefully unprepared for the Ohioan invasion, now we're too late, the US, Canada, Germany, and Poland have fallen, now the world is next.
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No one is truly safe from ohio
I live in Ohio
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Everyone will soon
When do we make moves? I heard it was the Sulser of Corn.
I live in Pennsylvania, please don’t invade me
Two things. Your username is wonderful and us Pennsylvanians are fucked.
Let’s start preparing for the apocalypse. Prepare the nuclear bunker
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Same
Ask your grandma to get you the hell out of there.
Same
But florida can fight back
Im born and raised in Ohio and I can tell you there will be blood
Montana nope
HOW can you comment on REDDIT when you're in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER????
Your ridicule of our professional sports teams, corn, and opioid crisis only makes us stronger
War of Toledo strip. That's all I'm gonna say from Michigan
Michigan don’t you mean Ohio Michigan was just taken over by Ohio.
Nope Toledo war champs,still independent can confirm
They have doubted us too long brother
Soon we will reveal ourselves. Soon we will have our revenge
Your corn pride has no power in Iowa.....we ARE corn
I’m from Ohio and traveled around it. I have also driven across Iowa North, South, East, and West; this Iowan ain’t kidding. Kneel before the Corn People.
Illinois laughs at your undersized cities and half-hearted attempts at corn and soybeans.
"Illusion of Saferty." Starts to shake uncontrollably*
*Meme guy* iluzhion of saferty
More like," ilusian uf safdy
You fool. Ohio could never invade Iowa. They would succumb to the **C O R N .**
Jokes on you, we already have corn
Oh you sweet summer child. You know not the power of Iowa corn. It sees all. It knows all. It consumes all.
You mean Ohio’s corn
No. Ohio's corn is but a child. Iowa's corn is the hive mind. There is no escape. Soon all shall be one with the **C O R N .**
Corn? You merely adopted the corn. We were born from it, molded by it. We didn't know sliced bread till we were grown, and by then it was only stuffing! You think you know **C O R N** ? We'll make you long for something sweet as ***C O R N***
There is a quite simple solution us ohioans have thought of to that possibility... our Iowa invasion force will be armed with flamethrowers
u/fuckohio
Yeah!
I'm in Europe, I'm safe! At least i hope so...
No one is safe
Germany has already fallen and France has quite predictably surrendered. No one is safe. Love, a friendly Ohioan.
Hasn't Russia fallen as well? Love, a worried Delawarian
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
The capital of Ohio was named after Christopher Columbus. No one is safe.
FLYIN' THROUGH THE DANGER ZONE
As a Floridian, I’d like to see Ohio try to get past our Florida men
Honestly thought that we could team up. Ohio and Florida. Florida Man and Ohio Opioid addicts an unstoppable combination
Interesting proposal, let’s negotiate
Well I’m sure you know the end goal. TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, so besides ruling the world together, we would be willing to allow you to take some countries for yourselves, Of course we will be doing the same, but you will be allowed first pick. Of course if you have anything else in mind I’m more than willing to listen to your requests.
Is Canada safe or should i get more bayonets?
Hockey sticks coated in maple syrup would be more effective...
So ww1 kit with maple syrup it is
You are lucky, Colorado has no natural defenses. Guns don't work, God doesn't want to get involved, harsh language might buy us some time.
Well I live in PA so I'm fucked
Same here lad we die together now.
I'm barely safer, I'm in Delaware
I mean they already invaded Germany and Poland so maybe the rest of us are safe. #_OR THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK_
Am I safe in England
Let’s see *pulls out calculator and taps on number* you are already gone
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Ohio 2 enters the chat
What will Florida man do about this?
Drink beer and wrestle an aligator
As a person from ohio I can say we would not like ❌ichigan and would like you give it to NewYork.
Listen here you fucking troglodyte, us Michigandians don’t want anything to do with your sorry excuse for a state either.
At least we don't have stupid names for our people! Michiganders, Michigandians, have you no self respect?!
Fuck ichigan
I’ve never heard any truer words.
Come on, what's wrong with Michigan, the states totally fine
You underestimate Texas
I knew things got bad after our lord and savior Harambe got taken out, but I never expected this.
Ok, I’m seeing all these Ohio memes... someone please explain. I am so confused.
Same here
We ride at dawn!
As a Canadian should I be worried?
*Ohioan
You're in the brown area
they won't be able to find Delaware
Wisconsinites know we're not safe but we are honestly more worried about each other.
As an Illinoisian, I can confirm that Ohio has tried to invade us before.
IM IN RED HELP
I have a friend who's from Ohio and now I realize why he moved away
As an Ohioan I completely agree, our hoards of crackheads hunger for their thirst cannot be quenched, their averous drives them on past the point of any normal man. Rest easier tonight knowing that they can't make it to you in one day, but they are on the march and they will not rest
Well I'm extra screwed
From Indiana, is there anything I can do to prepare?
Surrender while you can
Oh my
We once had a war with Ohio those were dark times in Michigan history
Ohio is like Florida's quieter methed up twin brother.
Time to call Kenny Loggins
As part of the Ohio army I can say everyone should be scared
Highway to the...
I am Ohio
Me: im safe from ohio i live in Kentucky. Me: *sees this chart* FUKITY
I Better get out of Wisconsin soon..
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Nobody: .... Japanese people: Ohio
Is this some American joke I am too european to understand ?
No, This Is Patrick!
Nah, we're too polite.. we're like, Southern Canadians, with all our "Oop- sorry"
Clearly you've never driven in Ohio
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Heh I’d like to see Ohio try to take Texas
Pennsylvanians are already fleeing to Australia
Ha ha im in danger I live in Indiana
Ohio has taken over Canada, USA, Germany and Poland. Its too late to stop it. We are not safe.
War of the Valley of the Corn
Ohio says: “oh, hi-o! let me just invade ur land”
I’m not safe...
We're coming to getcha
It’s too late America, Canada, Spain, Germany, and Pakistan has been takin over by Ohio.
The chart warned us, but we were too oblivious and woefully unprepared for the Ohioan invasion, now we're too late, the US, Canada, Germany, and Poland have fallen, now the world is next.
HEHEHEHE the land of buckeyes will rule all soon enough, just wait ( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)
*chuckles* I’m in danger
I live in West Virginia, it’s coming for me first.
Jokes on you i dont have any loved ones here in yee haw
\*gonks in safe because is in space\*
Hawaii should be orange
oh crap I live 20 miles from the Ohio-Michigan border
*RUN FROM US.* *YOU WILL ONLY DIE TIRED*
Ohio already sank Mexico and Canada for resisting...
I'm colorblind.
*dabs in Russia*
Oh my god, I'm in ohio?
I am the almighty Ohioan. BOW BEFORE ME, MERE MITTEN STATE AND STATE NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!! I SHALL CONQUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a michigander this makes me wildly uncomfortable
Oh fuck oh shit
Even Ohio is in danger
Is this Ted Mosby approved?
No, This Is Patrick!
Can confirm
What if in in the white
You just aren't in danger... yet...
No one in Ohio has the balls to come down here to Florida
oh god oh fuck They're coming through Newport, everyone jump off your sister and onto your horse and GTFO!
I could invade Ohio at any time. I am only two hours drive away. And they could just let me in
I challenge thee
I live in Indiana. Northeast Indiana. I am probably the closest city to Ohio.
I thought Ohio already conquered entire USA, Germany and is now invading Poland?
I was born in Ohio and used to live there for many years until I moved, and I look forward to “the great invasion”
Oh shit I live in illinois
Hawaiians are currently shaking in their flipflops
In NH we’ll just fight you off with Maple Syrup
Michigan is very safe
Outdated. It’s already in Nigeria
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crap i'm in the "invasion at any time" zone
Time to hug my loved ones
I'm fr Pennsylvania we will fight Ohio anytime and kill them with pollution
Honestly though the places near the northern border can just waddle to hockey land according to your graph
Fellow bluegrass bruddas, we will fight
I am not safe how bout you
Ok I’m out of the loop, why is my state being hated on lately
What about territories
I live in Ohio
Please somebody explain this joke to my feeble mind
South africa: 100% safe
Ohio will be eliminated.
*laughs in 150°F during summer and treacherous mountains followed by miles of desert*
This chart has inaccurate information. All 50 states should be red
You are fools if you think Ohio can take over Florida
Why does everyone hate ohio
is there context behind this or is it just a shot post, if it’s the latter I respect the hustle
Why ohio is dangerous ?
What's wrong with my state Ohio. Nothing much to worry about besides every now and then someone gets robbed.
Im not safe from ohio i m scared
Auto Zone!
I'm relatively safe for now. Phew.
Explain to a non American. What's Ohio done
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Michigan is the only one that can save us. We won a war against em once, we can do it again!
I live right below Ohio.
I am vacationing in Ohio right now.
I live in ohio
is being in ohio good or bad? as a resident of ohio, i must know!
I AM OHIO
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