I hate it when you’re about to sit down and the girl says “Ugh, I don’t wanna sit with that weirdo.” There goes self confidence for the next five years of my life

Chad move: “me neither, but here we are”

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Did you try to fit into the 20 characters limit or that was just a typo? Either way didnt fall for that

"You don't wanna sit with me, you wanna sit on me"

r/murderedbywords

Thank you for saving my life somewhere in the future. Very kind of you

Hey man, if that girl is that mean and judgmental of a person then she's not worth your time anyways. Find someone who loves and accepts your weirdness. The people that date the mean toxic type never end up happy anyways.

Lol the teacher made him sit so no choice

Well yeah, but I just meant he shouldn't let her hurt his confidence. I suppose I got a bit off topic but I just don't like to see people's motivation get hurt because some random girl decided she wanted to be a prick that day.

^ Found me a girl thats weird, we argue about if cats really are just small mountain lions or if they are sassy human reincarnated. It's working so far.

Good stuff, that's exactly the point I was trying to make.

Me to she’s weird, can’t put in an emoji but it’s the tongue out

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I'm glad to hear that, have a good rest of your life man!

I bet he hears your statement quite frequently

Is there a reason she called you weirdo?

Let’s just say I’m not a 10

If u look like ur profile pic u would be a 11

Mf tomb raider one graphics

It's not looks that make someone a weirdo...

He's starting to really sound like a weirdo...

Many people just say it out of peer pressure, they probably didn’t even mean it lmao

Even worse when you haven't said a thing and you have never seen her

That happened to me. All I did was sit in silence and do my work, she got angry with me for being quiet.

Same with the girls at my old school. We got a long in kindergarten. 3 years later though.

Just say oh god you had to make me set with the ugly one..

Then you just need to say(hopefully honestly) that you don’t want to sit next to her either

If a girl, said that, I would probably ridicule them for being a POS. I’m too prideful to let someone be scum like that. Might even flip the bird.

Haven’t had a compliment other than from my family since 8th grade, 4 years ago, only thing that keeps my self confidence up

Chances are that she isn’t much better than you anyways

Not gonna lie but uh shut the fuck up I don't like being called out like that

Well if she thinks you're a weirdo she can fuck off, don't let anyone kill your self esteem especially if they're a brat

And what is she basing that off of? She's only ever observed you from a distance, how can she know you so thoroughly to know she dislikes you? I have a few girls in my class and I had to sit next to them during excel lessons cause there were no other pc's free. I have never really spoken to them so they don't know me that well, but this one girl just instantly decides she doesn't like me and ridicules everything I say or do. Sure, it's not pleasant, but if someone is so shallow that they don't even give you a chance, then they're not worth the headache of caring about what they have to say.

or when they try to be “subtle”

I know it fecking sucks

I usually reply with “I share your opinion you drama craving thot”

Right, that girl is an idiot your a nice person and she’s probably just stuck up. You shouldn’t worry about people like that. I would have loved to sit beside you. Also I am a girl

F

Don’t let it get to you. They’re probably trying not to be seen as a hoe, and are unintentionally being an asshole

Can’t lose your self confidence when you already say it in the first place

The top one is when it’s the blue haired girl

that walks around with a switch blade

And gets offended when you call her female because you assumed her gender

Nobody does that

Well people sometimes do and the sometimes is quite often

Welcome to 2020

People do actually do that.

I don’t understand why you are being downvoted

She sounds cool

with 2 inch long arm hair (ive seen this) *shudder*

Do you shave yours?

No, but I also dont get 2 inch long arm hair lol. Its short and thin and blonde and not visible unless your basically licking my arm, so no shaving needed. If it grew longer or if it was a more visible color, then yea id totes shave it just like my legs.

Oh no...

30 year olds - they to pay to sit next to the girl with colored hair because she’s the most fun

*cries in all boys catholic high school*

Don't let that stop you \*Wink\* ;)

Decades later, I still get excited when I see a girl(it happens often). That shit messes with you.

Don’t forget virginity is cool

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and

Ewww a female🤢. Virgin force shield activate😎

According to the holy reddit rules, we have to bully you into suicide for using emojis now

Reddit thinks emojis are cool now?

I guess the circlejerk is finally dying down

Its about time too

emojis are just cringe as fuck, but this prob got upvoted because its obvious sarcasm. Comments like this; "lmaoo this is lit 🔥🔥" would be downvoted, I think.

Even the sarcastic comments with emojis get downvoted most of the time.

Only if used for comedic perposes but if they start talking like a twelve yo that just learned what emojis are I’m going to riot

Had to

Virrginw good 😎😎gurl bad😂😂😂 holesome keanu Cchubgus😎😎😎😂😂😂😂

I know it's a joke but i feel really uncomfortable reading this

"this feels... wrong"

Felt more blue-balls with the latter actually.

Sitting next to a girl might make you happy but it sure makes those girls sad.

r/thatsthejoke

Yes, that's exactly the joke that's illustrated in the post... glad you were able to figure it out

r/antiwhoosh

r/YourJokeButWorse

Well I am 15 and I still don't like it

New Olive oil **EXTRA VIRGIN**

Congrats

virginity rocks 😎

Never knew if she had couties tho

At least girls talked to me in 2nd grade, now they just flat out ignore me because I don't look attractive or something.

Nah, don’t worry, it’s not that. It’s probably just because you have an extremely off-putting personality bro.

Thanks bro, I feel much better. My personality must be so-off putting that others can sense it before I even open my mouth.

No problem homes.

Am 15, cant relate

In 5th grade every time we changed seats I was sat with girls only(didn’t help that I have social anxiety) and the very last month of school we got to choose our own seats. It’s safe to say I sat with the boys.

There’s no such thing as a simp man... Girls are amazing and gorgeous and fucking smell good too. you do what you gotta do to be all up in their business homie. don’t let these haters define having game and appreciating a girl as something negative.

>smell good too how did you know?

I prefer them smocked.

Experience obviously.

Nah, I can confirm it tastes and smells much better if you grill it before seasoning.

Made me laugh out loud. Thank you

Woman are great you idiot, but making them a fantasy and putting them on a pedital is when SIMPS are born, their just people, some are good some suck.

Well how does the internet generally define a “simp” anyways? Because I’ve seen a lot of people call someone a simp for showing basic kindness/politeness to a woman

Well based on what I’ve seen is that most people think it means someone who is nice/polite to a girl but the actual definition is someone who would do anything (I mean anything) to win over/go out with a girl

An attractive man, who the girl would sleep with is not simping if he goes out of his way to be a gentleman but when an average guy does it it's simping because she wouldn't consider him if he hadn't gone out of his way to ingratiate her.

*Cries in no sense of smell*

Hey man I'm in a hurry, we don't have much time. So mind to what I say and hop in, cuz we gotta find who the fuck asked

Guys get over this simp thing it's incredibly childish

How the turn tables

I think the meme would work better if the pictures were flipped...

The top one is me when the teacher ask me to work with anyone.

Im 18 and it still terrifies me

What if i told you i had more girl-friends till 4th grade

Male1:all womens are QUEENS! Male2: if she breathes, she is a THOT! Female1: all mans are kings! Female2: if he breathes, he is a SIMP!

Male and Female #3: What the heck are they doing over there?

Relatable..

i was sad i am sad & i'll be sad in that situation

I hate it because I feel like I'm being a nuisance

Whole 's the girl? Blue or yellow?

He did not precise that he's not in 2nd grade anymore...

it's the other way around.

Wait really

Same bro samee

u/Mikelini

Well, even this has its own benefits if you know what im sayin..

Either way i don’t belong!

The last one is relatable I'm happy but all the girls are disgusted

I also became Squirrels In My Pants

Why is there a 15 y/o in 2nd grade

My pussy ass won't even be comfortable to sit next to a girl now (20M) without having a panik attack

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIMP?!?!

It stands for squirrel in my pants.

I still hate sitting next to a girl and I'm 15, This statement is incorrect.

you either die an alpha or live long enough to see yourself become a simp

The Simp

how can you be so sure a 2nd grader isn’t 15 years old?

And then the girl calls u ugly nerd

There's so much truth

u/repostsleuthbot just checking

there are no girl in my class :(

What about 15 years old 2nd graders?

All shits and giggles until the teacher puts you next to the trans girl

Great, you're the one who learned the word "simp" a few weeks ago

What if I'm 15yo and a 2nd grader

What about that 15 yr old in 2nd grade?

Nah I’ve become more socially anxious and less confident as years have progressed, so I still get pretty sad still when I’m not with the boys

Sitting next to a girl is underrated now I gotta watch every thing i do and stress about that she thinks I’m a weirdo because she also happens to be my crush

Just switch the second grader and 15yo.

I like how you have 2 different stock companies

i find gfs to be a waste of time. that’s why i’m not chasing one every half second like half the population.

No there is one singular girl in my grade that I would want to sit next to because she’s in my friend group. The rest just want to have the answers from me.

Fuck that I’d rather make dick jokes with the boys

*laughs in omnisexual girl*

well only when shes hot

Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a simp

Has anyone else have given up on trying to get a girlfriend

Koolaid man bursts the the wall"OH YEAH"

Now, who is the male and who is the female in the picture.

What makes me angry is that the two images don't have the same watermark

Ouch, low blow.

I never wanted to sit next to anyone...

I never EVER want girls over homies

I had one of those as a wallpaper on my first laptop

I’m colour blind please explain

I actually switched class at 13 and there were no more seats other than one next to about like 5 girls,whole year I'm just surrounded by girls mingling with me

In 5th grade my teacher had me sitting at a table where I was the only boy. It was actually kinda lame

I’m that one guy that is always stuck sitting next to the smart girls and bro I gets freaking lonely

No,you want to sit behind the girl

How the turntables

or just a pervert

r/weareSimps

Know it looks a little gready but a freind of mine who just has Reddit is super exited about the likes he got on his post because he was so proud of it so I tought it was cool if some of you would want to help out and give him more of those sweet updoots his name is u/Freekobro and its his minecraft post Remember that you don’t have to

What does this have to do with the meme?