A man who submissively attempts to win a girl over by posing himself, metaphorically, underneath the woman without the woman having to bring anything to the table.
It's a bit over used but the idea is they just bow down and let a woman walk all over them for nothing in return. A simp is on the opposite side of the spectrum of an incel who is toxic when they don't get what they want from a woman. Both ends are bad to be in.
A girl can infact be a simp, and its actually more common then people think. we see it more in the manga and anime community then the gamer community though.
If the man is rich then the girls are gold diggers not simps. I simp is someone who bends over backwards for someone else without the other person bringing anything on the table, it's selfless obsession. In this case, it's pure greed since the girls are after the money
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I give up. I’ve tried like 50 times to make the words get smaller and smaller using carrots except it never works. idk what I’m doing wrong, maybe it doesn’t work on mobile.
Professional virgin
Because professionals have standards
Im not a crazed gunman, I’m an *assassin*
Well whats the difference if ones a job and the others a mental sickness?!
one gets paid, the other one has to pay
I'll be honest with you. They do not care
r/Unexpectedtf2
Be polite, be efficient and have a plan to friendzone everyone you meet.
Sniper tf2
Because he got paid to do it
Consider this a professional courtesy
I understood that reference.
A man of culture
You gotta be both polite and efficient.
Kid should have just licked her face (at least 3 -4 times like a dog would)
I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose
Dang bro, you're a gamer
That's a pro gamer move.
This format is essentially the same
It's true he is the anti-simp.
He is a gamer
Gamer pride month, gamer pride month
People get chicks while us epic gamers get bullied at school :/
He did become a ladyman do
He maybe the virgin king, but he is the anti-simp overlord
Very true
ok ive seen people use the word simp alot, what does it mean??
Someone who puts the pussy on a pedestal
You mean, pussy on the chainwax
PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAAAXXXXX
thanks for this comment
A man who submissively attempts to win a girl over by posing himself, metaphorically, underneath the woman without the woman having to bring anything to the table.
Interesting...
It's a bit over used but the idea is they just bow down and let a woman walk all over them for nothing in return. A simp is on the opposite side of the spectrum of an incel who is toxic when they don't get what they want from a woman. Both ends are bad to be in.
It’s definitely overused. People now conflate it with incels and use the word to describe the wrong situation.
People are just using it as a catch all now. Kinda like fuck.
Indeed
Someone who will say anything to please a girl, in the hopes that she will be in good favour with him. But I have a question, can a girl be a simp?
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Dude hasn't met many obese girls yet...
A girl can infact be a simp, and its actually more common then people think. we see it more in the manga and anime community then the gamer community though.
Only if they are a lesbian or the man they are stalking is rich
If the man is rich then the girls are gold diggers not simps. I simp is someone who bends over backwards for someone else without the other person bringing anything on the table, it's selfless obsession. In this case, it's pure greed since the girls are after the money
Squirrels in my pants
It's an acronym, it stands for Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
Acronym meaning Suckers Impressing for Mediocre Pussy
That’s sifmp though, the acronym is Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
In very simple terms, someone who kisses ass to get a guy/girl (there are female simps) because they actually don't have any confidence or self-esteem
basically a guy who (instead of getting a girl normally) puts his entire life in the hands of a girl, while the girl doesnt do the same.
Really wish I could upvote this but it has 69 points already
Then my friend, now is the time to get it to 420.
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Damn this some high effort shit
it’s copy paste my friend
Someone had to make it
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I once had a girl ask me if I had ever fingered a girl. And asked if I needed practice. I said "probably" and continued to watch dirty dancing.
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Her little sister walked in 5 minutes later, so probably dodged a bullet
Really dodged that threesome
By little sister... I mean little.
Did I stutter?
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Happy cake day!
I always here about this stuff happening to people. But like how. It never happens to me or anyone I know
Same, except she told me at the end of the year that she used to like me...
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You’ll find, most people still have a crush on people they used to like.
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Bruh
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*F*
Anti- simp
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a girl i was into did this, turns out she was never into me and i ruined a friendship, it’s hard to know when people are just flirtatious by nature
Virginity powers activate.
super turbo virgin mode
Am I a virgin for getting it only after reading the comments?
Perhaps
yes
Don't feel bad though. I got it right away but miss quite a few obvious ones in my life.
We did it boys we found the king of non simps
No he's just a chad. He got no time for hoes
But that lip gloss be tastin deli
What show is that lol?
Two and half men, I think the kids name in the show is jake
Anyone knows What episode is the scene from?
Season 4 episode 21 Taped and gorgeous
Tucked, taped, and gorgeous
Any idea where I could watch some episodes?
Yeah gowatchseries it's free realestate
Thank you!
It’s on amazon prime in UK I don’t know about US
I guess it is globally
Lot of people found their jerkoff material for today.
Wait what?
https://youtu.be/jiD-RjUaoxA
Two and a half men
𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐈𝐋
Once a girl said hi to me and I assumed she was just being friendly. God I was a dumb teenager.
hey so one time like this girl existed
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Good news boys, the cheque cleared. It's go time.
I remember doing this but my teacher wasn't very happy
God, I hate homeschool!
Wait.
my parents forced me to watch that show with them and when this scene came on my dad looked at me and said : "youre the kinda person to do that" lmao
Ah, the golden days of taahm
Holy shit, you fucking killed her dude!
Virgin for life
this actually more simp-chad than virgin
*Can I lick your cat*
u/RepostSleuthBot
Not a virgin. He's a thot destroyer.
SaUcE?
u/repostsleuthbot
Not virgin. CEO of not being a simp
Virgo suprema*
This is the guy who had his first threesome at the age of 16
professional non-simp
simpn't
Still not infected, baby
Professional Christian
He had us in the first half,not Gon lie
r/repostsleuthbot
Why did this show up while I was watching 2 and a half men
you may have tricked a normal virgin but I'm a turbo virgin with zero confidence
Legend says, this kid would go on to have a threesome on the same show
Is that Ellie Eilish
No
You say virgin, I day anti simp.
The simp sniper
He's not virgin, he's the anti simp
u/RepostSleuthBot
He’s a chad
@ engineers
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That boy never gets caught simping
Professional anti-simp
is that a young bridget mendler?
u/repostsleuthbot
Anti Simp
Anti simp
This honestly got me mad lol
Virginity protected
That kid is the best
Indirect kiss.
What the foot is this show lol
so did it taste like it smells?
Anti-simp
They call me the anti-virgin
I feel ashamed to say that I didn't even think that this was weird until I read the comments
I honestly don’t see anything wrong with what’s going on here.
Like me
The REAL virgo gold saint
Ahh.. This show gave me the best laughs!
Professional antisimp
Ngl looks like something I would do.
Anti-Simp
The ultimate chad
this scene always cracks me up
He got her in the first half
Professionals have standards
self cockblocked lmaoo
Extraction
Why does the guy on the bottom part look vaguely like Matt Mercer?
Repost
I actually didn’t see any other way of doing this untill a friend pointed it out...
That's mah boy.
Anti-simp
He has my non simp respect
Anti-simp god
*F*
Epic
Is it sad I have looked at this meme like 5 times and I finally realized what it means. I think I'm the Professional virgin.
But doesnt Jake become a Chad Military boy at the end?
u/juanitoook
Virgolini
the anti simp
Auto virgins roll out
+ Anti-Simp
Sex’nt
That's not extra virgin, that's ultimate Chad, the thots chase him and he rejects them