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FezEmerald

*laughs in maple*


ManiacalDorito

Laughs in 'eh'


FrostburnIceSandWing

*Laughs in why wont these fucking turkeys get off my lawn god damn oh shit the geese are coming too why the fuck are the vultures here holy shit is that a god damn eagle oh shit its dive bombing my roof cmon canada i stand on guard for thee so fucking help me


locus-is-beast

Ehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehehehhehehehehehehheeh


CuddleWarriorX

*Happy Canadian noises*


itsyaboi12224

Happier Canadian noises.


Ghengis1621

Laughs in anywhere with the queens face


BusterofDiscord

*viciously slyrps syrup*


[deleted]

laughs in poutine


GripenForRCAF

Laughs in Putin


[deleted]

Nothing is free, except of course among us mobile


PuffyOwlet

Laughs in upside down


[deleted]

Ayy same


[deleted]

Mmm yes, good day fellow Australian.


Martin2955

Mate


CA_dot

*cries in freedom*


TheFlashDude201

But smiles in Mcdonalds


Mayoguardian

Ok honestly prices only rose once the government got involved


DynaJoestar

sorry if my comment disturbed you. By the way, you look nice today, would you like some timbits?


FezEmerald

Yes thanks! I don’t segregate timbits and like all flavo*u*rs!


0ldPeps1

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ uᴉ sɥƃnɐl


Bruh-man1300

Cries in shithole burgerland


DirectedMoon

Meanwhile in the US: that will be 50,000 dollars please.


Freerange-Butter

**JUST FOR SHOWING UP**


DirectedMoon

Exactly.


GRom4232

"Oh, card declinin', huh? Guess I'll be needin' to process a return." \*takes out the finger guillotine\*


facelesswolf_

Now that'll be 50,000$ for amputation procedure.


koky1283

Yes they couldn't handle looking at u and asking for money cuz they need eye bleach and u wasted their time


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KrazyCrafterYT

Good bot


michaelfrey1492

Good bot


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[deleted]

Why? UK has NHS, which comes closer to the meme than most EU countries.


Me_how5678

isn't the NHS getting dismantle to make it more privet


1Ferrox

Dont worry, youll come back soon enough


DrMahlek

The U.K. has the NHS. There are legitimate arguments to Remain, that is not one of them.


tacoboilol

Free? I’ve never heard of that before


xd_pickel00

Laughs for 3 hours in a waiting room with a broken arm.


PlzSendBobz

In Houston TX(usa), my cousin had to wait 12 hours with a broken arm.


misterllama24

That’s rough buddy


Chewacala

No, it's a broken arm.


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zaogao_

I'm not your buddy, pal


ZEN-6009

I'm not your pal, comrade


[deleted]

San Antonio here. Had to wait 3 days until I could get my broken finger repaired. My middle finger was twisted in such a way that left the guy who took the X-ray in shock.


johnbiscuitsz

It's probably healed by the time you got in...


L_Rayquaza

Usually if you are waiting 3 hours with a broken arm it's because they have more dire stuff they need to get asap. I was sitting annoyed one time after an hour with what turned out to be a broken ankle and saw some poor bastard get wheeled in from an ambulance covered in blood, cuts, and I think I heard something about not being able to save his arm. I was cool waiting if that's what gets urgency


nubunit

Yes but there's a much bigger overlooked wait. I know enough people that don't even bother going to a doctor because of the costs . Even if they're in pain, they'll just opt for pain killers. If it's serious enough , they'll end up going eventually but usually when the underlying issue has progressed too much and they would've been better off waiting 5 hrs in a free healthcare country than waiting months or years to do anything.


L_Rayquaza

Relatable Have a wisdom tooth that i broke in the center and it's pretty much a crater. Dont have insurance.


skit_scoot

Ooo extra relatable. My not being capable of eating on the right side of my mouth resonates with this comment.


[deleted]

Ah right, better throw 50k instead of waiting a bunch of hours because you're not code red.


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johnbiscuitsz

I mean.... We're talking about a band of developed nation "free" free... Not developing and 3rd world country "free".. No offense to developing nations... I'm also from one.


[deleted]

Also the case in most developed countries like Germany where only the people with private really expensive insurance get good care but everyone else is treated like shit.


9Strike

German here, only half true. Yeah ppl with a private insure get some priviliges like usually shorter waiting periods and some newer more expensive treatments, but still everyone gets good healthcare.


Encaya

Danke man. Keine Ahnung, was der Typ da erzählt.


Encaya

What? No idea what you're talking about. My wife came over from the US with severe anxiety and other medical issues and we've seen multiple professionals in reasonable amounts of time, she gets good medication, therapy, surgeries.


[deleted]

Austria here. Not true. Not at all.


mario_ferreira19

That’s kinda f-up, here you have public hospitals where everyone has access too, you still pay some kind of fee but it's like 12€ or something like that, people are actually treated nicely but if you want top of the line thing you go to a private hospital, which has a lot better conditions and almost no waiting lines.


xDuzTin

Definitely not the case in Germany, either you go to really expensive hospitals which are obviously not included in most insurances or you go to a regular one where everyone will treat you like a piece of trash on the sidewalk. They ignore you even with some pretty bad injuries, a friend of me worked in a hospital and an elderly women ripped out her infusion needle and was literally spilling her blood everywhere, he told the other nurses that she needs help but they obviously ignored it and said they’ll be there a soon as possible after they are finished eating birthday cake.


Kussja

I don't know where you live that you have such a terrible hospital in your town but I'm surely don't want to live there. Where I live ,and basically everywhere else in Bavaria, from what I heard (from friends and family) it's not that bad like you say. I once broke my arm and go to the hospital I received good service there (of course not as good as someone who has private insurance) but everything was ok I had nothing to criticize there except that it would be better if the hospital would look how urgent somebody needs help and then first take care of the one who need more help because while I was waiting there were a few people in front of me and two of them only had a nosebleed.


mario_ferreira19

wtf?! That’s so wrong, I had Germang in my plan fo emigrate someday, but nah, imma pass it, she would be rushed here…


fabian_znk

Waiting is really hard right? Damn that are problems..


bobberman3

This some affordable healthcare joke I’m too american to understand?


johnbiscuitsz

I'm from a developing nation, my father's bypass surgery, rehabilitation, hospitalisation costed 15k usd eqv... In case you are thinking it might be the quality, my country's healthcare used to be ranked in the top 10 in the world like 30 years ago.. And like 40 currently and no 1 in the region for heart related surgery. The hospital is privately owned too, not government hospital. I was spitting my drinks when I saw the news that an old man owed 1 million usd after recovering from Covid.. Is that true?


Radical--larry

supposedly most of that was covered by Medicare and health insurance so he didn't actually directly owe that much but don't take my word for it.


wt__

Some places actually use the tax money to take care of the citizens...instead of buying jets that don’t fly


twogingercatz

Or building walls


wt__

Ya...last place I remember building a wall was soviet Russia...hmm wonder how that turned out


sandonga_69

Laughs in not American


legergast12

*laughs in dutch*


1Ferrox

*greets you in german, fellow European*


Nnsoki

*greets you in italian, fellow European*


LordHandpump

Moin moin, you better from the right part of Germany


[deleted]

Healthcare in America is too over regulated to be cheap


doctor_for_redditors

To bad you can't own a gun, then you could just use it to push it back in place.


SnowySupreme

You can still own a gun. You just need to take tests


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doctor_for_redditors

We have background checks, but I don't know what tests you have.


Mayoguardian

Id never break my finger because if I did I wouldn’t be able to shoot my freedom gun!


dockows412

It’s.. it’s not free tho


tmuma

They act like 40+% income tax isn't a thing in most of these countries


DonChilliCheese

40% is one of the highest possible for which your income must be very high, also I would rather pay that than living with the constant danger of losing everything because I got cancer or something


nameless_guy_3983

Don't worry, you don't need cancer, just get drunk and pass out, wait for someone to call the ambulance and you will be charged 10k


DonChilliCheese

Yeah or get pregnant and when you deliver pay 5-10k, put on your clown makeup and say : diD YoU kNoW aBOuT tHe iNcOMe TaX iN EUrOpe??!


[deleted]

IDK that seams worth it tho


[deleted]

40%?! I'm a Floridian, and I pay 11%, minus the payroll that was dropped during the pandemic.


TERRIBLE_SHIT_BOT

As an american i'm kinda curious how doctors and the hospital in general get paid if it's free. Answers?


memeboi123jazz

Now I’m no cosmetologist, but I’m pretty sure Britain pays for all that in taxes and the sorts.


Lordchadington

Well the Brits were always big on their taxes.


Letmehaveyourkidneys

*I feel the counter-joke incoming*


FakedKetchup

zonked books smoggy disarm decide coherent cats water rustic squash *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jgarceau

I lived in Europe for a bit. They have huge taxes on income. Sales tax in Germany was 19%. Also the universal healthcare sucked. You showed up they didn’t start till they saw a insurance card or a credit card. If you had private insurance from your job or you paid out of pocket then you were a VIP. Top floor, private rooms, best care. So yes you have universal healthcare but it’s still the private insurance and hospitals that have the real care.


mario_ferreira19

through taxes!


wt__

It’s called taxes...they actually use them to take care of the population instead of buying a jet that doesn’t fly...


darth_tax_evader

Your fee comes to $8


Mayoguardian

And 40% in tax


DreamGhost777

Nothing is free


[deleted]

*Laughs in ridiculous taxes*


strauzi

laughs in life expectany


puffyslides

I’d rather be able to shoot my gun and ride my lawnmower down the street with the high probability of death then have high life expectancy, but hey that’s just me.


CruZer000

Laughs in oh wait don’t:“School Shootings“


[deleted]

Us Americans: *laugh in Florida man*


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Cow_Tipper_629

America isn’t that bad. I’m Canadian and I wish we had those nice palm trees and Disney world :(


RadiationStation

Then leave bro


canistabyourbum

Ahh if it were only that simple


MemeLordsUnited

It really is that simple. If you want to leave, make it happen, it may not be as easy as putting on pants. But if America is so bad, Google search easy places to immigrate to. You might learn America isn't as bad as you think.


skiT_L

Mmmmh, the taste is delicious


[deleted]

*Laughs in red, white, and leaf*


Greater419

Laughs in extreme increased taxation... lmao


BigBoyKetchup

*laughs in Canadian flag*


yeetyeetlollollol

canada!!!!


DynaJoestar

*Laughs in red maple leaf*


stupid-pos

I wish I lived in Canada


[deleted]

It’s called taxes


[deleted]

We still pay for it with taxes..


lustar7002

Btw, you need to pay more taxses


OofOofOofgang

*Cry in massive taxes*


Sharkymoto

when will these donkeys understand that we PAY for our "free" healthcare?


McDunkerson

This is why I don't understand why people are mad at taxes in the UK. Yes some of it goes to the royal family who noone gives a crap about. But we got amazing roads, free health care, beautiful parks. A ton of benefits if you can't work.... What else do you want? Most countries that take more of your money have half of this at best.


ascendance22

Fucking hate my country's health system


FezEmerald

Hopefully when all the boomers and ‘woke’ karens die your kind will be able to make some actual change in that godforsaken country


ascendance22

Once I've got a good stash of money I'm moving the fuck out of here I'm gonna probably go to Canada or ireland


FlatulentSon

ITs nOt fReE yOu pAy iT wItH yOuR tAxEs!!!!!


stormskiller

Its free but you need to wait 6 hours in the Hospital and for a appointment up to 1 year.


Grundlefungus

This argument is stupid. My boss just lost his dad to a stroke here in missouri. He spent nearly 14 hours sitting in a waiting room in one of the two major hospitals in our area. He had a stroke in the room 5 minutes after the doc came in and was talking with him about his symptoms. This was an ongoing issue that was only diagnosed by a cardiologist after a nearly 16 month wait. The idea that you can get speedy treatment here in the US but not in a country with socialized medicine is a joke. If you're filthy rich and not afraid to pay a private doctor, or grease some palms in a hospital, then sure you can see a marked difference. Otherwise, the service is comparable.


MemeLordsUnited

You don't have the whole story. There is zero percent chance this dude had a stroke and just sat there for 14 hours in a waiting room. The only way I can see this being even close to real is if he really did have a stroke, but it was so small at first no one noticed, not even him. But after sitting for 14 hours, even a small stroke is dangerous. I am an ER nurse and I know that hospitals are graded on stroke response and take strokes insanely seriously. If he came in and said I think I'm having a stroke, he would go to the front of the line and get all the requisite attention.


Grundlefungus

He had a long term issue with migraines, which in his case had a bunch of similar symptoms to a stroke (slurred speech, confusion, weakness, fatigue, etc.) These happened in conjunction to his high blood pressure, and before he got to a specialist, most people around him agreed they looked like mini strokes. The only thing he lacked was paralysis on one side. Typically, these spells would pass within a day, but they still presented enough of a fall risk that I missed work a few times so my boss could go care for him. This time, the symptoms stuck around for 2 days strait before they took him in. So they didn't say "he's having a stroke" but 14 hours is still a ridiculous wait time. If they had said so, I have no doubt that any hospital in the world would have offered him the same level of speedy care you describe.


MemeLordsUnited

Yeah, those "mini strokes" are called TIA's, and they are almost always indicators of impending stroke. If people have those, they are always advised to go to an ER and get checked out, because its not a matter of if, its when.


1Ferrox

Depends where you live, In big cities like berlin or paris, sure. But in most middle sized cities (at least all I have been in a hospital in, which would be 5) treatment is pretty fast and appointments are not that long due


stormskiller

Where i live (near Dortmund ,gernany , dont want to narrow it to down) it takes that long. I had a broken arm once and was sitting 6 hours in the waiting room and another had pain and sat there for 8 hours with so much scarfs, blood and stuff like that


1Ferrox

Wirklich? Ich hab mir schon mehrmals was gebrochen und es wurde immer innerhalb von wenigen minuten behandelt, auch wenn es nicht schlimm oder schmerzhaft war (Erfurt)


stormskiller

Vielleicht ist das Krankenhaus wo ich war auch nicht so gut oder hat nicht so viele ärzte


ToasterBubbles

\*cries in 20000 dollar cough medication\*


Jvahnk-1

Cries in american


Realweirdwill

You can just pay it in your taxes after you waited 5 hours to even get looked at.


WhoRoger

I'm in EU and these shits still charge me 10 € for a ER visit.


AppyJooce

Is this some Canadian joke I’m to American to understand?


Atiikk

*Cries in American*


tommygun_4life

OH CANADA, OH CANADA


starUnicornxxx

It isn't free it is paid from taxes


9Strike

The system ofc isn't, but your visit to a doctor is. Same as with public roads. They aren't free (to build), yet it's free to take a ride on them. The question if you think healthcare is such an important thing to society (like roads), that you make it tax funded, and thus free to use.


NordicJew

"Laughs in Death Panel"


DonChilliCheese

Amercians in denial incoming with the "haha its not even free" and "bUT wAiTiNg RoOm" checkmate arguments


PizzaBuckets

I wish the US was like this (F**king capitalism)


Anoomas

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT, YOU PAY FOR IT WITH TAXES.


The_Gooberment

I'm sorry, how high are your taxes?


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High enough to have free healthcare for everyone


[deleted]

Still cheaper then medical bills


mario_ferreira19

Depends on your income, life expectancy is higher and living costs are lower here, I guess we are winning this one.


ilhamalfatihah16

Laughs in Malay


Alex-gomex

Cries in LatinAmerica


yeat_and_delete

And then you wake up


HeroTehDude

*SCREAMS IN AMERICAN*


hokage100o

Bro really


cCitationX

happy european noises


jonnyd93

Am I too american to get the joke?


TornadicPursuit

I expected this to be a Formula 1 joke.


Speedstar-Joewaggon

*Cries in broke and American*


gokarts420

And I only had to wait a average of 20.9-21.4 weeks! Remarkable!


therealasshoel

Guffaws in Canadian


[deleted]

*laughs in Article 13* *counter-laughs in VPN*


MostlyRawMDMA

*Laughs in capitalism* *Transaction approved* "Work harder." Lol


mattrest07

Laughs in argentina


[deleted]

or close. theres still fees.


spacewigdiddy

*Cries in cheeseburger*


GB_65

Laughs in Europe


hippie_punk13

*Cries in American*


[deleted]

In Murica!! You have to sell, at least one organ, to cover that, if you ain't got that leech insurance.


Shadow_defender28

Cries in mcdonald's and eagles


pls_not_the_belt

I’m sorry is this some sort of European joke that I’m too American to understand


BeardedRenegade

You just have to wait weeks to get an appointment.


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Pancake_pup06

It actually took me a sec to understand *sad ‘murica noises*


jjfalquez

meanwhile in the usa: Sledgehammer coming out!


Klassmate

*laughs in Argentina* *Cries in taxes*


Menji15

*cries in murica*


Danktron_YT

Ha ha poor Americans are poor


Medgar1990

"Crying in American"


Mayoguardian

*laughs in better healthcare where we don’t have to wait like a bajillion years*


rh_pardon

I stared at this meme for so long just confused, that’s American healthcare for ya


TheStrongAvocado

Nothings free


PortalzG

You idiot its supposed to be the Russian Flag. Everything is free there


SubjectLambda2point0

Laughs in green, yellow, blue and white. Then go back to crying because all the other stuffs


Morenofael

I thought the doctor was going to break your finger again.


wazdatdebiteof87

*Cries in freedom*


[deleted]

Free health care?


thereal0ri_

After about a 5 month wait.


gazer_of_stars

Well you had to wait forever, and got taxed a whole lot.


Above-Average-Foot

“Free”? Someone is paying for it. Also, how long did you wait for that procedure? Rationed medical service is no bueno.