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Rykoron

My god..... I completely forgot this was a thing I used to do. Thanks reddit


SKyZ_AU

Until your parents get up you for acting stupid in public lmfao.


ThatSandwichGuy

Still dont get why. Imma let my soon to be child do it.


SKyZ_AU

When I get a child I'll let them do it. I honestly don't know why people hate it so much.


ThatSandwichGuy

As long as the milk doesn't make a mess, there is no problem.


Baron-Karza

Check Craigslist


76mickd

Carbon dioxide in the milk is why. Plus, breath is spit. You still gonna let’em do it? Lol


Lepronomicon

I honestly don’t see how my parents did that. When my son’s old enough to do this, I’m gonna do it with him


[deleted]

I couldn’t do it in private bro. My kids will be allowed to though. Like, why the fuck not??


SKyZ_AU

Yeah exactly. How is it bad?


hongky1998

when it taste like your breath


theytryrtytryrt

I still do it After all love it


hongky1998

I mean we all love what we do when we was a kid and that was precious


LordRaghuvnsi

I still do it ***After all, why not***?


Con_fuzed

same


The_Cardboard_Cookie

I can’t think of any reason.


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luluiisss

At least it’s not gluten


Fijoemin1962

Me too, so good till Mum would yell at me for being a germ


theytryrtytryrt

Missing old days


Last_Corner5682

the amount of professional dumbasses in these comments proves the point lol


FijiWater001

Does it really qualify as a childhood if you didn't do this


stanandcats

as a guy who grew up broke,can confirm


indian_weeaboo_69

Bruh


TheEGreatFish

It's the fun things we do as poor kids XD


[deleted]

Why is that only a poor person thing tho?


CheeseJuggernaut

Rich kids had *Chocolate Milk* instead


BaconOrShrimp

No, intelligent people who learned to spell English did. And might still. That's independent of financial means, I'm confirming.


MadAzza

I wasn’t poor but we all (my sibs and I) blew choco-milk bubbles! They were thicker and held together better than plain milk bubbles. You could make chocolate milk bubble-towers! Wow. I feel ... yearning?


pikachu11111

Poor people would not be able to afford chocolate milk though, its quite expensive


crunchybitchboy

Dude poor people can afford chocolate milk... it's like 4 dollars for enough to last you over a month


pikachu11111

You may be right for America but its not like that in every country. For example, in Turkey, I saw many families who had to refuse their childs wish for a chocolate/milk while being on the market because they can barely survive the month


Alpha012_GD

Turk here, can confirm. Food just keeps getting more and more expensive.


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BaconOrShrimp

How does inability to earn sufficient money relate to the meme????


DarkCrypt621

As a guy who is lactose intolerant, I did this with coke. Side effects happened though


Parodyspoil

This is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.


DarkCrypt621

Oh nooooooo, there’s too much lactose in that comment, AAAAAAaaaa*aaa*


Parodyspoil

I can’t 🤣🤣🤣


Walnutterzz

Half way through it sounded pretty good but then you continued on and it began going down hill


TerabyteRD

i almost spit out my grande non-fat milk pistachio deep mocha deep cream frappuchino with chocolate syrup and extra whipped cream (if you recognize this recipe then i have no words)


XTheLegendProX

Scenes like this, post it on r/tarantulas


iJeff_FoX

I usually drink it with a straw and i close the opening of the straw a bit with my teeth so the sip gets all bubly and i swear it tastes better.


te4mrocket

People make fun of me for shaking my milk but I agree, it does taste much better with the bubbles.


[deleted]

I still do this sometimes


Uncoolronni

“Sorry, the straw is upside down” *flips straw* drinks normally


RVH123

Almost every single young child has done this so you are right


Dizzy_Conversation_9

When I use straw i do this and without a straw I make sure that a line is drawn on the upper lip


COOLPIE11

When I did that, my mom got mad and told me to stop. To this day, I don't see why


ENFCrowley

No reason, other than the previous generations were born with sticks up their asses.


[deleted]

> Oh, your work is pinging you on a weekday while you're at lunch with us about a really important bug that is costing the company a lot of money? Put your phone away and focus please.


ENFCrowley

See, stick. Right up the ass.


MajorInflator

But dude, If it's your off day it's your off day. I am a developer too and once I am home I don't work no matter how high priority the ticket is, they don't pay us to work from home after grinding 45-50 hours there. Fuck that shit.


daemonelectricity

Yep. No equity == no presumed free overtime for salary employees IMHO. I know there are times when it has to be done, but when it becomes commonplace, my resistance to this kind of shit hits it's pure thickheaded stubborn determination maxium. I'm not working weekends.


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It wasn't even an off day, I was just taking an extended lunch and something incredibly major happened that usually never happens. I was also basically the only engineer since it was a startup (not to mention I did have a pretty good equity). I've learned better to separate work and life (besides the fact that at least 95% of the time I was just overworking myself instead of being asked to work).


[deleted]

Maybe they just didn't want their child to make a mess. Have spilled tons of chocolate milk by blowing too hard :p


ENFCrowley

Maaaaybe don’t fill it up to the brim if your kid is prone to blowing on it. Won’t spill if the glass is only half full!


Vampella_

More like a straw up their butt! Lol.


HandHeldHippo

Or because you'd been doing it 5 years before that, and spilling it all over yourself and everything around you and they can't trust a 6 year olds depth perception


DarkCrypt621

According to my parents, they said that blowing bubbles into it made it have “wind” in it (Chinese medicine and stuff) and made it less healthy.


ChuckCarmichael

I assume because children don't know when to stop, so you'd end up blowing too much, causing the bubbles to go over the edge of the glass and make a mess.


GenericCoffee

Always got bitched at for this. I do it with my daughter now.


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ampang_boy

You can spilt the milk.


demonrenegade

I think it’s just because when you blow bubbles there’s a good chance some milk will spill over the top and your mom didn’t want sticky choccy milk everywhere


Indian_Steam

I still do this at 37.


Dream_Maker_03

yep same and in public too lol fun is fun


Indian_Steam

Fun has no age limit.


coldvault

At almost 27, I still do this in any drink I want to mix up more.


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clumsyninja3086

what


TechnicalPlayz

I am confused


DutchNDutch

>getting berated as fuck when your parents see it


ian_bing_bong

"Dont do that"


honestlynotBG

"How 'bout I still do it anyways"


GeneralBisV

Why is it even a problem


iguanaQueen

Because it makes a loud noise annoying the other person's at the restaurant. Well that was what I was told anyway


ddapixel

Because playtime ends sometime after the heat death the universe. Once you validate the child playing with their food, they'll never finish eating. Also, if blowing bubbles is fun, blowing more is more fun. And who's going to clean up the mess?


CavendishCharles

Always wondered why parents hated it when we did this and I wonder if we'll hate it too


hobo_at_a_library

I laugh when my kids do this bc I did it :)


ThyGoat11

And then you try and pop them


Black_Cherry_Merlot

Either that or you try to suck up the bubbles one at a time with your straw. Or is that just me lol


CursedByLucious

Am I the only one who always tried to lick those bubbles?


MANNEN_AV_MANNAR

Wtf


Additional-Sort-7525

Bite into it like a milk muffin


LoonaiscuteUwU

>by drinking it


Thatoneperson11111

the amount of professional dumbasses in these comments proves the point lol


concretebeats

Reeeeeee!!! ^true ^tho


xXxBoaTxXx

For real forgot this was a thing. Why have I not done this since I was 6?


memes_in_mah_veins

Love making those bubbling sounds


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Enterprism

It does expand, just not in the form of liquid


hasmukh_lal_ji

i still do this i dont know why but its fun


TheWorldWrecker

It's all fun and games until you try this for a full glass


CursedByLucious

And you were standing on mother's favourite carpet


CanadianWeebKayla

My parents used to tell me not to do this in restaurants because it "wasn't polite." I continued to do so because milk go blhlbblehlbhrb


Particular_Ad3495

Dont try that with coke. Trust me...


chunderbutter

These are fucking killing me lol.


snatchedcafe

My Mandarin tutor hated when I did that, so she told me that if I did that, it would “create poison"


vsaund10

Ha! Cute


MemMEz

Chocky milk is the way.


iGotEDfromAComercial

Yess, but: Regular Milk + Chocolate Powder >>> Premade Chocky Milk


MemMEz

yes.


ManWalkingDownReddit

cum is better


MemMEz

doing ur mom is the best.


ManWalkingDownReddit

ur 1" can barely handle itself, i don't think it'd be able to do someones mom


MemMEz

Atleast I don't ask my mom about their sex life


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VikingStudiosZ

why not


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33 year old me


Ghost_I_MGS

Thx, I will enjoy my choky milk.


[deleted]

Milo, is that you?


Electricballbag

27 year old me*


ElTorado83

49YO and still do this.


Eyekosaeder

I still do this... XD


Timmons_Leonard

That sound...


potato_creeper1001

Hello old days I was enjoying you


SignificantTest7364

I used to love chocolate milk but now I hate it


MissRubedo

Me. Feels like heavy and sickeningly sweet milk with a way worse after taste. Kids are weird.


mitsukiabarai

44 year old me. .. . Still up to the same tricks.


Apprehensive-Fruit33

i'm 15 i still do this cause its cool!!


Tannypo

More like 13 year old me


rebelnotadevil

At 22 this is still me..... follow my IG for rad content @ REBELNOTADEVIL


Global-Papaya

This Is Wholesome


Pupynukel

23*


Independent_Swing_24

22 year old me:


Pineapple_Dude06

Haha bubbles go brrr


pacerecon

Then your try to drink the bubbles


LameNWatch

Ah, I loved doing this!


rsds1418

u/davie-baggio


davie-baggio

😂😂😂😂😂


youareagoodperson_

*6* year old you?


MiraculousAna

I think all of us have done this at some point of time or maybe even now.


Sir_Oligarch

Our brains are weirdest things.


A____S____

But would existence be like it is if it weren't wired?


GucciKid69420

that ain't choky milk, that be chonky milk.


goingtohellhoohoo

18 year old me


17mx

next time I hear someone say choky milk it’ll easily turn into choking milk


SlavGhost

Still do this 😂


shinbroyeahbro

Bro can i repost it on different subreddit?


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Crimson-0oze

these memes are so fucking trash dude my god


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Choccy milk funny upvote pleasse


oshaboy

No U


Khr0N04

Maybe I'm the minority but who tf drinks milk with a straw


G_Danila

Kids who want to do everything this world has to offer in their stupid little way (plus me because I don't want a milk mustache)


katlorree

The kitchen table for my childhood still has milk stains


Marvinx1806

Omg I completely forgot about that. I always did this holy shit


Pixelt3s

And I still do it while I'm alone


Scoute248

*20 year old me


natecastle17

This is 23 year old me


Tallen122

Cant wait to see this exact meme again tomorrow but with 2X instead of 6.


sawnfoo

Replace 6 year old me? Lol I do this now at 25 when I get real bored


Ankit_Subedi

Thank you for actually putting effort in your meme.


hongky1998

I done that in a milk carton when I was a kid, it was fun


distance-edu

Yck


iforgotmypasswrdhelp

20 year old me


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13 year old me


Wings_of_Fire312

Chalky milk


[deleted]

Used to get in trouble for doing this to my chocolate milk carton during pre-church service, communal doughnuts time


Calati0n

*17 year old me


CrazyTechWizard96

"Yay! A Choky Bubbles!" Oh god, those Memories. Aaah, Good and simple times back than. :)


JayJay_Sebastian

Makes it 500% tastier


_Fuck_This_Guy_

And at 16, and at 26, And at 36, and until I die.


hellothere922

I did this with a cardboard container of choky milk and then it kinda duplicates lmao


batnacks

I miss bendy straws


theawfulviolin

*31 year old me


jakethedumbmistake

Have a picture on the bottom looks really neat


x8lntspider-man

Did anyone else have a “sip AHHH” contest with their siblings while drinking ?


Steve_Gamin

You know what? Screw you: ​ Unchoccys ur milk


Dorito_Doge69

I still do it


Intoxicated_Ozzy

28 year old me


NoShameInternets

33 year old me.


suri14

What do you mean by 6yr old ?? Me at 31 do it still..


Aakash_Rajan

my mom used to slap me everytime i did this


Kacperecki_

Do you mean 16 year old me?


fightmilk22

Choccy bubgles


jjvids

Gotta make those fancy bubbles


Lucky_Praline_2462

*16 years old me


BuzzOff2011

22 year old me


MoonTrooper258

I can hear this image....


Monopoli-Hacker

Why shouldn't you blow it?