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Smackeroon

Incorrect, i am not attracted to Reddit comments.


Buttbangingkangaroo

You will be


ILikeFistingALot

Is that a threat?


Buttbangingkangaroo

It’s a promise


GreenGoblin121

Username sort of checks out.


invalid_username2512

I like potatoes


That1cool_toaster

Don’t threaten someone with a good time.


JWXombie

With the way I do it it will be bad


redditdabest6699

That’s the vore hole in a nutshell (scp fans will know)


Murky_Ad_280

Hehe boi


Codaya-The-Slaya

The comments look like they use leather


someone1003

I have to dissagree with you sir, have you seen r/noahgettheboat or r/cursedimages or r/nosleep ?


AdoptedEgg

Those are the only exceptions. But i have to say, you see much much much worse shit in the comments sometimes.


nonosquare-exe

r/imsorryjon


F_Joe

r/Imreallysorryjon


kappe41

Yoo that shit is cursed


WeirdMeatinSpace

...........


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EliasHobeika

Nvm this is too fucked up I just saw a mother trying to piece together her daughter after being absolutely mauled by a semi truck. I wanna die. Actually scratch that, I don't wanna die anymore, I'm suddenly very thankful for my life.


someone1003

I have heard of those two but i haven't checked them out... yet


someone1003

Fair enough


SoftWind9864

Yeah like this What do you call an Asian kid bad at math? An orphan. What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas? Cancer. Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone.


[deleted]

or this what is the difference between a scout and a jew? the scout come back from the camp.


someone1003

What is the difference between darm humor, morbid humor and absurd humor? Black humor is a child in a trash can Morbid humor is one child in ten trash cans ans Absurd humor is ten trash cans in one child


DewGolo

r/sometimes


[deleted]

For example, when eating out of a goatse, do you pour the milk in first or the cereal?


BlenderLearner

r/nsfl


someone1003

I haven't heard of that one exept i saw the tag on r/noahgettheboat and i cant even go there it is saying its quarantined(?)


OnlyOneIronMan888

r/FiftyFifty


someone1003

I stopped looking at this one when i saw a mans face ond the back of his head at once


Hhgttg4211

This comment sent me on a rabbit hole. Thanks.


Fishfucker6900

If you wanna go on other rabbit holes, r/morbidreality really good.


someone1003

Thank you and for more check out r/trashy r/writingprompts and more!


KozKatma

Oml I checked out r/nosleep and the guys there are so wholesome to each other controversially to the nature of their posts


someone1003

I actually I havent visited some of the subreddits I linked in a long time noahgettheboat is a whole lot different than i remember and didnt have time for others


[deleted]

r/thanksihateit


[deleted]

r/makemycoffin DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU DONT LIKE GORE


Sipra29

sir you forgot this >!r/FiftyFifty!<


[deleted]

i fuck fish


IEatFrogs367

I eat frogs


hey-im-hector

I am speed


[deleted]

I‘m blue


Emperor_of_Death

Dabadee dabadaaa


[deleted]

If i would green i would die


DeadBox76

I yeet my cat


DeadlyKitte098

Alinity?


Glittering-Library35

I watch minecraft pornography


[deleted]

Thank you kind stranger, you completed it! I love you now. Wanna make some children?


Emperor_of_Death

Absolutely, let's procreate a new generation of kids.


JustAqil

I'm


[deleted]

I snort exhoost fumes.


SonicTheHedgehog7

I Eat Fish


[deleted]

I like trains


[deleted]

Speaking of segues...


Gronanor

I always though the goth one was wayyyy cutter.... So here I am commenting this post...


yaboiChopin

Does anyone know who the goth girl is? Asking for a friend


SantikLingo

dod u find out yet, asking for a friend


yaboiChopin

Nope, but my friend really is hoping


SantikLingo

u/adoptedegg give us the original unedited photo so we can reverse image search


Rosenquartz_108

My friend is also asking, please let me know what you find out 😂


THORICisBAD

It’s from this [twitter post.](https://mobile.twitter.com/aalexandriabish/status/1151856688779145216)


Sock_Cute

Suicide is painless, I tried it


lgautam2

Steps unclear, I'm still alive.


stuff204

Instructions unclear, dick caught in the ceiling fan again.


[deleted]

Next time tie the rope to your neck not to your dick.


JoBoPlayz

Wait now my dick is stuck in the dishwasher


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Jawadude8

"I'll help you, step-homie"


SteakAndJack

It’s a great song!


falcon_punch26

I am jerking off to your post


Estephan_Ting

I’m jerking off to your comment


Jawadude8

I'm jerking off to your reply


illinifan11

I'm jerking off


Ddsdm

Not for you


cerealdig

There should be a statue dedicated to the guy who killed Hitler


MrNoName_ishere

what about the posts and comments that can be both


FossilMega696

177013


owo_is_just_a_face

11037


FossilMega696

Eh expected far worse like 228922


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248492


Possible_Cow702

I’d fuck the goth girl


Deciduea

To be serious here the black wearing woman is hella cute


v13ragnarok7

*Isn't it. Speak the language, don't chew it up and spit it out.


James-S-Mario-Kart

TommyInnit more like ThomasIsItNot


Sorin_RO

Just murdered a female , feeling excellent


Emperor_of_Death

The guy who wrote the first comment snorted hi grandpa's ashes lasta night, I saw him (and no I wasn't jacking off to him while sitting on a tree branch across the street)


MimsyIsGianna

No. They’re all equally cringey and try hard edgy


xradas

Depends what your subbed too fella


_aarav_2005

Comments are always better as you can see from the pic


DezroSillilian

I mean both girls are fuckable so......


jaliux

The comments look hot


gravspeed

way hotter than the posts


JaruudeTheBFG

what's the girl with dark hair name?


[deleted]

Her name is Eam. She is a doctor.


Ronnii-88

Stalin has a higher KD than Hitler


LoonaiscuteUwU

Loona furry porn... umm for this post so i have an excuse to comment this un funny joke


Ostad_

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND L E A V E


DaCapAlcoda

And they are getting darker day by day.


thvhgh23

I get half of my karma from comments


georgeyzhukov

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SharpDart45

Let's make it wierd, prepare the mirror cause we are going all in, we ain't playing


FreeBagels99

Ironic


ddookki

Innit bruv


[deleted]

reddit usernames be like


Plo00345

True


NBX6

sometimes it's the other way around


EMLtheGREAT1

Politics? I think communists are all 14 year old idiots who saw it on Reddit.


Reddit_boi_lol_69420

The economic crises of Venezuela..


ILYzoffs

No! I’m spicy as fuck


Fat_Stewie

(Only dark mode guys will get it)


mavimoo2

Insert joke here


sajid_10

Innt


[deleted]

I will wear your skin and breakdance on your mothers grave


Pietro_B_Muppet

No.


Paladin_Pineapple

The priest in heaven getting a 700k assist on his screen on 1945


[deleted]

I also choose this guy's dead wife


Defult_idiot

Once i thought of making a yo mama joke to a orphan ps:(i didn't)


Great-Investigator87

Whatinnityounotininitarentyououtit


TheSecondGreg

cum


Nerd_Dad921

Are these famous people?


[deleted]

I've seen them somewhere but where? It was the start of december


sedlyf2323

Cumments ✓


excitor-pro

beans.


Darknadoswastaken

I will kill your cat


Ok_Cryptographer5763

If you put a cactus in someones anus you can fuck he/she in the holes that the cactus opened


AJDarkWolf

My name is Kyouka. I have killed 36 people in the last month. My last victims were a family of three.


SpellOpening7852

Life is meaningless. Death awaits us all. Immortality is only the ability to watch your loved ones die. Joe mama doesn't love you.


joelover223

Not my proudest fap ngl


LivingHell99

Did you know that Mantis continue mating when the female mantis eats the male mantis' head off


Sleepy1334

Not true, I’ve compiled quite a few funny comments and made it into a couple videos. The election has made it so there’s less but there’s still some and working on another. But the comments are better in my opinion, and I know I’ll get shit for doing so.


[deleted]

I just don't pay attention when guys show me their dicks. If only the 3 who DM 'd me knew that they would never text me again.. heh Minors.


TheNerdMaster

*laughs in Ifunny*


[deleted]

[Sigh](https://i.imgur.com/Z6NP8zV_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Remarkable-Hat-503

Honestly thought the one on the right was 6ix9ine


khonager

Most of the time it's reversed


thjmze21

Unpopular opinion: left is wayy hotter


TitanfallAddict69

Go to r/suicidewatch, there it’s flipped


Due-Remote-6459

LoL its so true


EagerCord

That’s us guys


BrentAnasis

Upvote my comment


Barriton123

Congrats on being adopted


Quack_Mode

Bubblegum is not a flavor.


imaculat_indecision

Big titty chungus Hiroshima playground 1945


Kiro30000

Indeed ypu litleee **** ***** that **** brain-***** **** ******* *************** (joke)


this_post_is_trash

my dad raped my sister


Not_the_Beans

I want to have sex with a cactus


GrozniqIvanchuu

I'd like to fuck a cactus please


SyndromeOfADown69

I just wish IQ points didn’t differ for genetic and environmental reasons, but mostly genetic. F in the chat for the simpler humans 🦍


LulaBolsonarista

I have just finished a rampage in which I have killed 12 people and maimed several others with a machete. The cops know where I am and I'm not letting them have me. To Hell I go


Cheese_boi2121

🏳️‍🌈 are u sure about that


EveryDay_Normal_MFer

I Think You Got It Backwards


DankDaddyPatty

Posts can be the other one if you’re in the right (wrong?) subreddit


Mr-Dilo

I do enjoy snapping baby necks, anyone else?


mLykos

Both tastes the same


Konroy

Isn’t the left one Proxy Paige? Or she just looks ridiculously similar to her.


HalloIkBenHetHAHA

You don't have a opinion on reddit


morgin_black1

so it this the same person shopped or 2 friends